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r/HFY TFOS# 519 - Smoke and Alcohol & No Telepathy ( Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories) 

Agro Squirrel Narrates
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/ no_telepathy
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Greetings Ladies and Mentlegents and welcome to my channel where I like to make LEGAL Audiobooks of various types from web novels and short stories. If you are new to the channel then click on the information icon for the entire playlist to help get you up to current faster.
This Oneshot was Taken from the HFY subreddit which hosts mostly Sci-Fi based short stories called oneshots and series.
As Always i hope you enjoy and can find some content on my channel you like. Feel free to recommend a series or a story and i will have a look into it.
{TimeStamps}
00:00 Intro
00:22 Smoke and Alcohol by u/calwallace
08:44 No Telepathy by u/amphicoelias
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened to sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Taken from Wikipedia
Greentext \tg\ , what does it mean?
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A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.
This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a Less or Greater than symbol in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.
Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).
This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg RU-vid comments).
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Taken from Urban Dictionary
#Hfy #Scifi #Narration

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Комментарии : 107   
@geoshark12
@geoshark12 2 года назад
The problem with weaponizing a cold or flu is it mutates too quickly to be controlled , if you start uing a weapon you got to have an off switch for it
@garystewart2355
@garystewart2355 3 года назад
Humans have a built in strength limiter to prevent us from breaking our own bones who’s to say we don’t have a mental limiter as well
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
something to think about
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 3 года назад
@@AgroSquerril My limiter won't allow me to think that much
@pokemonpokemon4391
@pokemonpokemon4391 2 года назад
@@Jason-sm4oc my limiter prevents me from being smart and prevents me from being brave enough and prevents me from being too stupid but still stupid how about you?
@Type_blazenil
@Type_blazenil Год назад
Yes, we do infact! It's actually bypassed by the same thing that our physical limiter is. Adrenaline doesn't just make you stronger, it makes your brain think faster.
@grogvaughan5649
@grogvaughan5649 Год назад
The only limits a human has are the ones we place on ourselves. I've spent too many years in combat with the Army and as a contractor. You never know what you're capable of until you just do it.
@alexs5814
@alexs5814 2 года назад
heh... yepp. that second one hits deep... spending most of our time in solitary confinement. right in the feels....
@t.j.cornett7495
@t.j.cornett7495 Год назад
The 2nd one is honest. When I first heard it I was alone living in a tent injured and waiting on relief from worker's comp. I wanted nothing more than to be with my woman and our daughter. Things are different now, not for the better but they did get better in the interim. Most of us simply don't want to be so alone and isolated. We want someone or something to love, to be loved by. It's human nature to seek such.
@jddbrr4144
@jddbrr4144 3 года назад
What a minute i just realized that tales is spelled tails... Why did it take me this long?
@jddbrr4144
@jddbrr4144 3 года назад
Also FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!!!!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
lol and For the Algorithm
@fluxgameing8265
@fluxgameing8265 3 года назад
It took so long because English is a broken unfinished language where spelling doesn’t matter as much as we like to pretend it does
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 3 года назад
This maybe because the narrator (our beloved Mr Squerril) is not English. Also ... For the Algorithm
@alexs5814
@alexs5814 2 года назад
heh^^ looks like "The Family" and their tails are everywhere once again.
@SpitfiretheCat16
@SpitfiretheCat16 3 года назад
thank you for teaching the robot aliens to say "cock"
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 3 года назад
No Fire wall for cancer. Artificial fire wall for aging. Not for accidents.
@eurogryphon
@eurogryphon 3 года назад
Author of the first story should've included Phineas Gage in the "should've died but still alive" category.
@markuhler2664
@markuhler2664 2 года назад
That's where I thought he was initially going!
@midgefidget5796
@midgefidget5796 Год назад
Should I be worried that I know the story associated with Phineas Gage?
@genericname42
@genericname42 3 года назад
I like how the comments went from discussing the story to fanatical worship of the ALGORITHM PRAISE THE ALGORITHM
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
tis true
@samuelsilver8077
@samuelsilver8077 3 года назад
For some reason comment section reminds me of Warhammer 40K forums/chats. But instead of Emperor or Blood God it is Algorithm.
@jacobgra5
@jacobgra5 3 года назад
As if the algorithm isn't the new chaos god
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 3 года назад
Numbers for the agro rithm Praise for the algebra.
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 3 года назад
@@samuelsilver8077 Blood for the Blood God. Skulls for the Skull Throne. Comments for the Algorithm. Subscriptions for the Agro Squerril.
@richardhowells5804
@richardhowells5804 2 года назад
Nigh invincible and yet so fragile, humans are a mystery to us high ones.
@arobidy
@arobidy 3 года назад
May the algorithm gods find you and grant you their favor.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
for the algorithm
@ant9622
@ant9622 3 года назад
To day is a fine day For The Algorithm
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 3 года назад
@@ant9622 This day I read your comment and it is truly a fine day. Also ... For the Algorithm
@WarmageNearis
@WarmageNearis 2 года назад
Loved that second story.
@davidatkinson47
@davidatkinson47 2 года назад
The machine, of whatever sort, will most likely fail while it's being used, hard. Not when it's sitting idle in a corner. This is predictable, but in our emotional brains this pattern will be interpreted as "everything always going wrong at the worst possible moment." Hence, Murphy's and Finagle's laws. Just throwing that out there.
@Ct--yn1xw
@Ct--yn1xw 3 года назад
Agro you have pleased the algorithm God's
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@SomeDiscussionRecommended
@SomeDiscussionRecommended 3 года назад
The algorithm God's...what? Finish your sentence 😛
@AthanCage
@AthanCage 3 года назад
Hey Agro just wanted to say I'm loving the new backgrounds for the videos, keep up the Fantastic work and For The Algorithm!!!!!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
thank you , glad you like em and Fort HeA lgorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 3 года назад
Forty Logarithms!
@brianmeadows1137
@brianmeadows1137 8 месяцев назад
1st story, humans manage to insert a thought virus in alien robots. Cool!
@Navy89SEALs
@Navy89SEALs 3 года назад
Free hugs!
@d4h836
@d4h836 3 года назад
Thanks
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 3 года назад
Appreciated.
@timothymccarthy2751
@timothymccarthy2751 3 года назад
Cthulhu is the algorithm, the algorithm is cthulhu
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the Algorithm
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 2 года назад
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@theonetodefyall238
@theonetodefyall238 3 года назад
keeper going
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
kept going
@Ct--yn1xw
@Ct--yn1xw 3 года назад
Good luck brothers on no nut November
@whowhat4573
@whowhat4573 3 года назад
Algorithm be pleased.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
for the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@jeroylenkins1745
@jeroylenkins1745 3 года назад
nurgle floop deep
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 года назад
and then the overser got direct contact with a few humans..of wich some started to try ther best to soften the strain on him when computing ther chaotic data....futile as it was yet..such an adorable effort... and only exasperating the problem!! XD
@midgefidget5796
@midgefidget5796 Год назад
Influenza is not complex life at a cellular level. It is life at a chromosomal level. Some still argue whether is even qualifies as life.
@timothymccarthy2751
@timothymccarthy2751 3 года назад
Praise cthulhu algorithm, praise algorithm cthulhu
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the Algorithm
@robertt.walzel4648
@robertt.walzel4648 4 месяца назад
For the algorithm!
@sherylcascadden4988
@sherylcascadden4988 2 года назад
Obligatory comment to appease the algorithm..... Because Agro Squerril is great and deserves recognition and $$$.
@t.p.3456
@t.p.3456 4 месяца назад
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@arakheno4051
@arakheno4051 3 года назад
For The Algorithm!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For The Algorithm!
@aretailcashier450
@aretailcashier450 3 года назад
1:37 ………this particular point seems to be aging like milk
@PrimordialNyx
@PrimordialNyx 2 года назад
13:15 If we were, we'd use it as a phychological weapon/torture
@mk6315
@mk6315 Год назад
Telepathically make someone have a fart fetish
@macpurdy
@macpurdy 3 года назад
For the algorithm.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад
First for the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!!!!
@Team__T
@Team__T 3 года назад
U r first
@Ct--yn1xw
@Ct--yn1xw 3 года назад
FOR THE REPUBLIC!!!!!!!!
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 3 года назад
Hullo Derek.
@griffinhunter3206
@griffinhunter3206 3 года назад
lol algorythms uwu
@grogvaughan5649
@grogvaughan5649 Год назад
For the Algorithm
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 7 месяцев назад
105th, 13 December 2023
@FedralBI
@FedralBI 3 года назад
F.T.A
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
F.T.A
@VadulTharys
@VadulTharys 2 года назад
F T A
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 года назад
for the algorithm
@Bdady74
@Bdady74 3 года назад
Algorithm appeasement comment
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@weebobo955
@weebobo955 Год назад
;)
@ChrissieBear
@ChrissieBear Год назад
The flu is not the cold.
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 3 года назад
The people that ruined Star Wars vote Democrat. The more you know...
@jamesmyles4540
@jamesmyles4540 2 года назад
The angry idiot fans are democrats?
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 года назад
@@jamesmyles4540 How are the consumers suppose to have ruined the product?
@jamesmyles4540
@jamesmyles4540 2 года назад
@@calvingreene90 the product wasn't ruined. Someone not liking somthing isnt the product being ruined.
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 года назад
@@jamesmyles4540 When the product is changed and the consumers overwhelmingly dislike it is ruining it.
@jamesmyles4540
@jamesmyles4540 2 года назад
@@calvingreene90 yup the previous movies are completely unwatchable now because the new ones exist.
@warrmalaski8570
@warrmalaski8570 3 года назад
Humanity is capable of telepathy. It was just quashed by religions.
@Aden_III
@Aden_III 3 года назад
Nonsense
@demogod4955
@demogod4955 3 года назад
No, we aren't?
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 3 года назад
My religion states that telepathy and reincarnation are possible
@ChrissieBear
@ChrissieBear Год назад
I have no religion. Where's my telepathy?
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