@@cianmoran824 HA you have an IQ of 5930585? You absolute pleb My IQ is at least the price of a taco bell quesarrito with extra guacamole and i love swallowing kindles full of audio books about dinosaurs and trains.
To those wondering, fast, or fasting, is a thing you do where you abstain from eating something, or just eating and drinking, usually for religious purpose. Muslim often does that in ramadhan month.
Dear Sorrow TV, I want you to let you know I think you're a very funny person, but sometimes I don't laugh with your videos. Have you ever seen a freshly opened live oyster when you squeeze a lime into the shell? That's what I feel like if I imagine for a second that the people in your videos are real. I'm just addicted to the cringe.
The act of fasting is where we get the term "breakfast" for the first meal of the day because it was the first time in the morning one could "break" their fasting after sunrise. WORSHIP MY INTELLIGENCE ALL OF YOU MEEKLINGS WHO CANNOT COMPREHEND THE INTRICACY OF THE MACINATIONS OF MY MIND, WHICH ARE AN ENIGMA...
Most of these are even funnier when you realize the person is usually wrong about the thing they're trying to be a know it all about. Like the person who called the sun a ball of gas instead of plasma or the person who apparently wrongfully explained for 10 minutes that it's impossible to divide by zero.
In Germany, they say "Einbildung ist auch 'ne Bildung". It does describe these people to a T. Roughly translated, it means 'delusions are like an education (to some people)'. Something along those lines.
Austin Trashman You can’t divide anything by 0. For example, If you divide 5 by 1 you still get x because you can fit 1 into 5 exactly 5 times. if you divide by 0 you’re saying how many times can 0 fit into 5 which doesn’t work since even adding infinite 0s would never go any more or less than 0.
Eh, some people don't learn well by reading and so visual/interactive is a much better way of learning. It's like when you're in class and you dismantle the pen to see the parts, reading about pen mechanics would be boring lol.
“I’m so smart that I refuse to utilize any of the information that the entire rest of the world has already discovered and compiled for my convenience”
Smartest person I ever met was a 27 year old pot head that still lived at home and waited tables at a tex mex restaurant. Fucker was a genius. Also really humble and chill
spillmoreblood most people that are actually smart are really humble and don’t brag about their IQ (and IQ doesn’t actually matter so they wouldn’t even mention it)
@@anakruger2412 It's quite obvious. That person is a dumbass, which is why he's having such a hard time during his junior year and the only people he can call out on being dumb are people multiple grades below him.
Events of: 10/12/1999 At first, nothing happened. The Four wandered around in their enclosures and talked. It was just as you would expect four people to act if they were trapped behind one-sided mirrors. Then, they discovered EXOS-28’s biggest surprise: the interface ports. They could link the interface ports in their wrists with the cables we provided them. Soon, that was the only way they talked. They would gather in the central hub and lay on the floor in a circle, with their wrists linked and their eyes unseeing, exploring inner space and probing the limits of each others minds. They would only rouse themselves from this stupor to recharge the EXOS and preform the routine tests we made them take. We had thought that the EXOS were a necessary part of the integration process; that a human brain would not be stable for long without a physical component. What we quickly found out was that at least at first, the Four eschewed the EXOS almost completely, opting for fully digital interaction. Then came the real shocker. When the Four stopped referring to themselves as “I”.
Other people have to type a password to unlock their phone *I, BEING THE SUPERIOR INTELLECT I AM, UNLOCK MY PHONE BY SOLVING A SUDOKU PUZZLE IN UNDER 30 SECONDS*
Literally drumpf xDD: i am a racist bigot!!!😤😤😤 Me, 🙌 an intellectual whose vast lexicon radiates ☀☀ like a beacon of knowledge 📙📙over an endless sea💧💧 of ignorance🙈: *pontificates upon the effect of quantum tunneling on DNA* if ur not 140+ IQ 🙉🙉😆😂dont even bother responding 😂😂😂😂
@@blondebimbowannabe Obviously. But he is doing that. Maybe he didn't come to the video for that specific reason. But he is making fun of a kid for needing help with their homework and thinking fourth grade is tough. So... Maybe he didn't go to the video to make fun of kids, but he definitely ended up making fun of kids. So it's still extremely pathetic. Especially since the only other reason he would have to go there would be because he needs help. From the same video that a fourth grader is using for help. Meaning he is doing fourth grade math in college. And needs help. Really, no matter how you think about it, this guy is just really pathetic. Hail Sithis.
yeah if they're a "College Junior" then aren't they supposed to be an adult?, imagine being a 19 year old bashing a little girl's little innocent thought, like how pathetic do you gotta be.
YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU’RE SMART. Unlike these people, I would NEVER flaunt my 147 IQ to anyone, as I doubt anyone under my IQ would even understand the complexity and important of an intellectual such as me. Sigh...
ep There was an episode where Leonard watched a football game with some of Penny's friends and couldn't stop commenting on the game, pointing out very basic aspects of the rules that he'd just finished studying.
"created by large corporations for the sole purpose of profit!" Oh yes, I'm totally going to a board meeting to state that we should no longer focus solely on profits. HAHA
Blade Madlabs but it's not even true. Some conflicts happened because of plenty of other reasons, like bananas and there was almost a war between Sweden and Russia because of the colour of a bridge. Sweden wanted it to be blue and yellow while Russia wanted it to be red, white and blue. The bridge ended up being grey.
mpie angel i would not call what i was doing on the level on what was featured in the video. My intention was to get my thoughts out. I am in no way more intelligent then any other person and if it seemed like i think that i am smarter than anyone then i apologize. Bit i have done a lot of things before that i know would fit in in r/iamverysmart. I used to be really cringy.
“Oh shit, a year was going by this whole time? Fuck, now we gotta start a new one.” That’s not just a quote from the video, that’s my literal reaction every time December 31st rolls around.
Samaniehas :D I STILL didn't realize cause my classes just went on like we would still write 3 class tests tomorrow, spent all holiday sick and travelling and am stressed out af cause of my exams.. someone told me my birthday is in 4 weeks, still not sure about that
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 I used to like it too but not only does it patronise “nerds” by implying they are all pseudo-pedantic pricks, it makes too much use of canned laughter. That’s also why I can’t watch Friends anymore even though I loved it for most of my life :( but people shouldn’t ridicule taste. That’s just mean
Actually, it would be "who is faster" since you're comparing between two people. "Fastest" is a superlative and is only used for three or more. Makes me cringe every time, lol
Kats-Haven Then they always flaunt their IQ score like it’s important. Even though there are thousands of IQ tests that are completely different and give completely inaccurate scores.
"These girls don't trade crypto money and stock options for the kinda money like I do." I'm 14 and failing school and I do that. You don't need to be smart. Also, the BBT part is so accurate.
Yeah but I'd say that considering how you actually have at least an ounce of humility, you're probably way smarter than anyone shoved into this subreddit. Or at least you're less insecure. I don't know; you just seem like a better person overall.
Don't waste your parent's money on the titanic that is bitcoin and fukin study you dissapointment, jeez, failing school at 14, atleast make it to college
4:00 A sentence that long would be a run on sentence, which means it uses incorrect grammar. This means that A) You’re not smart B) JACKSFILMS will see you on YGS in the next 7 months
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9:07 There's this thing called "simplifying words" and it's when you use more understandable words to make sure your point reaches and is understood by more people. You can get technical all you want, but you can't complain about people not understanding when you start spouting bullshit filler words that *sound* complicated. Just say what the end goal is and be done with it.
“I’m requesting you transfer 50cl of dihydrogen monoxide contained within a polyethylene terephthalate chamber, so that I may proceed with my glomerular filtration via process of renal ultrification.” “Dude wtf” “Just pass me the water bottle I’m thirsty”
I got a friend who can literally say 123 digits of pi, and got to skip grade 4. Yet he still is a funny, relatable person. He doesn’t run around saying “I AM THE SMARTEST MAN!”
? ? We can't skip classes in the UK, so most of us who have brilliant brains with great potential like I, are forced to let our brains rot by relearning boring easy stuff we've been covering every year since we were 5. This applies to up to primary school especially
Onyx Angel Pro tip: Remove all of the excess weight in your head by removing the outer layers of the brain. Only the juicy center is needed for rudimentary survival instincts.
Good thing he said "Bojangles" instead of "Bazinga", otherwise that impression could have been copyright-claimed as a genuine episode of Big Bang Theory
And from my experience of knowing smart people, they typically don't think they're as smart as they really are Or maybe I'm thinking of people who lack self confidence, but still
Being intelligent - similar to being attractive - is not a personality trait. Nor is being "nice." Nice is default. You're not going above and beyond by being "nice." You're being a decent fucking human being. Also, being vegan or doing yoga are also not personality traits. Please stahp. So gross. 🤢 If you think any of the above are personality traits, you need to take a break from working on those areas of your life, and spend some time fostering an actual personality. Because, if not, I can guarantee you'll remain an absolutely insufferable twat. 👍🏻
6:40 this is HILARIOUS! Along with using the wrong "your", this person forgot an apostrophe in "shouldnt" AND forgot a comma between "computer". And that's just the first line of text!
Listen. My IQ cannot be measured by earthly numbers. You might think I watch Rick and Morty, but nay. I am at such an elevated intelligence Rick and Morty viewers look like Neanderthals to me. I have transcended this earthly plane. You might be wondering how. How did I become so intelligent? I have one simple answer. Sorrow Tv
The sad part is that Neil is really smart... he’s just an ass about it... like, Cosmos is really interesting and I am a big fan of his other shows and lectures but, he really enjoys rubbing it in everyone’s face. “I AM A ASTROPHYSICIST, LOOK AT ME!” It just kills me sometimes...
I've got to disagree wholeheartedly with this. I've watched many lectures and interviews by/about him and the vibe I always got was a person who has a strong passion for the sciences, etc... and who loves to educate others.
Plasma and gas, plasma is a state of matter derived from gas. In order for fusion to start, you need a massive amount of energy that in this case comes from the giant size of the gas giant, wich increases it's pressure/temperature and starts fusion. Jupiter is often called a failed star because it simply doesn't have enough mass to achieve fusion. Referring to earth as a "speck of dust" is also completely out of context if he was trying to be a smartass and use a more scientific approach, it would be more fitting in a poetic view but in this case it just lacks info and sounds empty.
@@liptonicetea1813 he's Acually explaining it in a way that convinces everyone and teaches us somthing new. Just because you're a dumbass doesn't mean anyone that says anything mildly scientific is trying to sound smart
7:10 Graphic artists helps visualize, promote, and simplify science from a 10 hour lecture to a 5 second lesson, you squat. They don't waste 5 hrs of someone's life explaining a single concept like the intellects in the video.
2:24 A *10 minute lecture* *10 MINUTES* Explaining how you can't take something out of nothing Is it really that hard to explain, that it takes you 10 minutes?
Quick mini rant, but this bullshit where the universe is big therefore our actions don't have consequences needs to die. Like, honestly, is it not enough to make the people around you happier? No, because that doesn't shut off that voice that keeps telling you that you're worthless. So you tell yourself you've "seen the light" because you've blown everything so far out of perspective that yes, you can pretend to be a worthless husk of cells, who doesn't have real emotion but "chemical reactions" and who doesn't have real impact because the heat death of the universe. Fuck that. You're alive, stop trying to convince yourself you're dead.
10:42 actually there’s something called overflow. Computers and such actually can’t count above a certain point. Said point differs depending on the OS and the age of the device, but this point is a reeeeaaaally big number because it’s stored in binary. Unix is a good example of this; 64 binary digits counting the number of seconds since January 1, 1970. It’s expected that it will hit its upper limit long after the universe dies. When a binary number hits its upper limit and is then asked to go beyond that, it loops back around and goes all the way back to zero. That’s called overflow. This can happen the other way around, too, and that’s underflow. So yeah! If you ask a calculator to count high enough, it’ll just say “overflow error.” Of course, there’s no way that any one human person could read that much in their life, so that person is just making shit up. Edit: i just iamverysmarted myself, didn’t i. shit.
10:35 Fun fact: The oldest recorded person ever, Jeanne Calment, lived for 122 years, 164 days, or approximately 3.86 * 10¹² *milliseconds.* The highest number a standard graphing calculator can handle is 9.99... * 10⁹⁹, or 10¹⁰⁰ - 1.
There is absolutely no way someone in their lifetime can read 10¹⁰⁰ pages, when not even every book that has ever been made or published has that many pages altogether. Even one of the thickest books ever is just over 4,000 pages. So my only guess has to be they got an error because they made an actual mistake in their calculation. Which, I mean adding up how many pages you've read isn't even that difficult, you just need to record them down and add them altogether. It's simple af
Jammer Lammer Personal Pronouns you each of the pronouns in English ( I, you, he, she, it, we, they, me, him, her, us, and them ) comprising a set that shows contrasts of person, gender, number, and case. Congrats you just made me look something up. But I don't think faster fits that description, since it's it's not the pronoun itself it's just a comparison between two subjects for example: The falcon is faster than a cheetah. Please explain if I truly got it wrong, I'm not good at remembering grammar. I just write stuff down as it comes to my head.
5:00 fast...isn’t even a verb. It’s still an adverb. At least in the context of what the mom was saying. Bc yes you can “fast”, but that’s different than working fast. Fastest or even faster would still be correct, but then fact that this person tried to seem smart by saying fast was a verb when it isn’t in that context makes me want to punch them more.
A grammar prescriptivist would say that fast is strictly an adjective and its use as an adverb is at best colloquial. I'm not a prescriptivist, of course.
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rfmerrill yea i was referring to fast as in the not eating kind of fast. thats the only way i can think of fast being a verb dfghgvfdbh. but other than that its always an adverb??
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