r/Murderedbywords "This Is How Many Unvaccinated Birthdays I have Left!"

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r/Murderedbywords can be painful to watch sometimes, because the insults are so insanely brutal! This poor kid thinks that being vaccinated is a good thing, but she has no idea how wrong the movement is! Enjoy these funny Reddit posts that have the best insults from around the Internet, narrated for your convenience!
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Комментарии : 6 тыс.

@rSlash 5 лет назад

I feel sorry for unvaccinated kids. It's not THEIR fault their parents are dumb. Let's save this little girl!!! 👇 How many days she has left

@redboy3743 5 лет назад

Rslash is a choosing beggar for likes Or a beggar

@noobmaster-kf4ue 5 лет назад

LIVE SMALL CHILD

@bk_1203 5 лет назад

@crypticmagpie 5 лет назад

You got my like rSlash!

@CddenJo 5 лет назад

Approximately 420

@bloodraven432 5 лет назад

Paper Mario isn't trash. He's recyclable.

@GraniteisaRockProds 5 лет назад

@MrInstantRamen 5 лет назад

That's what I thought they were gonna say lol

@bluefoxy6478 5 лет назад

aaayyyyy!! Good one mate!

@kytacoyigo3988 5 лет назад

Underrated!

@kennedis1072 5 лет назад

its literally the best game ever

@starchlord6214 5 лет назад

antivaxx mom: he just keeps crying doctor: well hes 1 year old and unvaxxinated... hes having a mid-life crisis

@dx1450 4 года назад

LOL, good one.

@ShazadAli-xy4ib 4 года назад

That is a good one

@redbeanbun5066 4 года назад

There, I made it at 100 for you

@pikmaniac2643 4 года назад

Oh that hurt to read and hurt even more to laugh at, but I couldn’t keep from either. (In other words, nice dark joke.)

@0f44 4 года назад

I- PFFF

@kokokoko3936 4 года назад

Teacher gave us homework on something we didn’t learn. He told us if we didn’t know it we could search it up. I told him if I could learn everything on the internet I wouldn’t be coming to school. Got a week detention :/

@PatricioSantorini 4 года назад

Koko Koko am proud of you

@HieuNguyen-dv3ld 4 года назад

*take my like*

@tuluppampam 4 года назад

You can learn everything on the internet, you need to care about it tho

@Bladedcloud6159 4 года назад

you couldve report that to the admin and him squirm.

@izzaireredacted3018 3 года назад

You're amazing.

@seanwilson7585 5 лет назад

Italian unvaccinated kid exists: Mosquitoes: ItSa me *malario*

@imanoahhunter3530 5 лет назад

Ok you deserve a like XD

@markcampos4862 5 лет назад

And his friend Luigago!

@islandprincess714 5 лет назад

No, just no! It’s so bad it’s good!

@boltio3543 5 лет назад

That was a good one

@teodorcornea7014 5 лет назад

And me toadinitus!

@olyviermonteau4300 5 лет назад

Me: any one wanna play? Unvaccinated kid: me. Me: k! :) I'll start!(closes eyes) Marco! Unvaccinated kid: *Polio*

@lord_vwphaeton1883 4 года назад

Dude, you are *not* getting enough likes for this!!

@digitaldrew2210 4 года назад

@@lord_vwphaeton1883 bro I totally agree, this is an absolute masterpiece!

@nomoredays7760 4 года назад

*𝘁𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗱𝘀*

@kayamonj7367 4 года назад

This is gold

@olyviermonteau4300 4 года назад

@@nomoredays7760 how did you thicken the bold on your comment?

@gracemorris8624 4 года назад

"He only bought me a $30 present on Valentines Day and I'm so upset about it and not even on time bc he had to wait for it to go on sale" ... *looks at dried flowers my bf stole from my neighbors garden and gave me for Valentines Day*

@lemonicdemonade09 4 года назад

Awww i wish i wasn't single

@inkeevee9539 4 года назад

Grace Morris I’m 100th like

@inkeevee9539 4 года назад

@furret i’m single too I literally wish that I wasn’t single BUT I AM When I wrote BUT I AM my eyes are literally did a whole loop it’s normal and I just realise that’s probably why I don’t have a girlfriend...

@piimco933 4 года назад

your boyfriend tried and i think thats wonderful

@nwc2392 4 года назад

I wonder if your boyfriend actually pay for the mess he created.

@GeorgTheGr8 5 лет назад

When an unvaccinated kid turns 3: *_Why do I hear boss music_*

@yp3215 5 лет назад

Yespacito WEAK ASL💀💀😂

@dampfrog671 5 лет назад

👌🏻

@kitkatsartsuwu8398 5 лет назад

You again

@azulspirit1385 5 лет назад

What's their actual lifespan

@fallenarchangel2229 5 лет назад

You are too right 😪

@mechanicpluto2430 5 лет назад

Polio: *finds antivaxx kid* Antivaxx Kid: Why do I hear boss music

@m0ldy137 5 лет назад

OML

@KatrinaBMoon 5 лет назад

thats assuming they lived long enough to learn how to formulate proper words... highly unlikely

@rhuninn5619 5 лет назад

This comment has me rolling XD

@mrsuzan533 5 лет назад

final boss music*

@heyguys2002 5 лет назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gmL3xSeAmsw.html

@swiftysnail9053 5 лет назад

*Antivaxx kid dies at age 3* Mom: it's that damn phone!

@sprintysplash8144 5 лет назад

Loll

@smilingfr3ak267 5 лет назад

oof 😂

@chipcool6654 5 лет назад

Underrated

@playoffgod9483 5 лет назад

swifty snail BRO BUT Y THEY GOTTA PHONE WHEN THEY 3 😂😂

@ericbowsman2456 5 лет назад

KEVIN DID YOU VACCINATE THE FUCKING KID?!? WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU

@killerdamage8297 4 года назад

With the post about the son and his kids, I just imagined: Dad: "so how's your day?" Daughter: "some horrible man destroyed my happiness and forced me to Speak, even though I'm uncomfortable. He even destroyed my brothers music" Dad: "WHO IS THIS BASTARD?! WHERE CAN I FIND HIM?!" Son: "walk into the bathroom mirror, dad. That's where you'll find him, asshole"

@bitchgetter2000 4 года назад

Or they got re-homed to decent human beings,with *ALOT* of therapy

@salariaplays5946 4 года назад

thing is i kinda feel like he wouldn't care about the music part

@siregg8528 4 года назад

@samariumproductions5287 Год назад

yayeet

@Z3r0_St0rm 5 лет назад

The title says murdered by words, but the thumbnail says murdered by polio

@wastelandlegocheem 5 лет назад

Polio: *suddenly becomes a problem in America* Karen: Excuse me what?

@meep1998 5 лет назад

This is the best comment I have ever seen

@SquooshyCatboy 5 лет назад

Disease: Been gone for YEARS Unvaxx kids: I WANT IT MOMMY! I WANT IT MOMMY!!!

@lianlu5221 4 года назад

Uhhh *srsly polio actually came back here-*

@lilkaheem8928 4 года назад

AYO DONT GET ME INTO THIS!

@gamezone7518 5 лет назад

Unvaccinated kid: When i grow up i want to become a- God: *Stop right there*

@saarahanimations1137 5 лет назад

Game Zone oof

@grapman9808 5 лет назад

God's face when he sees this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Feriin 5 лет назад

This has to be one of the stupidest things i've ever seen. Yeah 300 years ago look at all of those vaccines back then. Hell look back 70 years ago, you know when they were making trips into space. Now compare that to how many there are now.

@heyitzbabygurl4025 5 лет назад

God: You're not living passed 8 little Timmy.

@begonethot2545 5 лет назад

Unvaccinated kid: turns 3 God: *wait, that's illegal*

@SaintLawrenceTVC 5 лет назад

Anti vaxx kid: I wanna be a firefighter when I grow up The common cold: hold up there buddy

@itsjustme3279 5 лет назад

@soundwave86 if you don't get vaccinated you have a weaker immune system which makes your body more at risk to bring seriously harmed to illnesses that would otherwise not be that severe

@aether2056 5 лет назад

polio: growing up? what's that, never heard of it

@bartholomewbinkleberry3822 5 лет назад

All the adults say antivaxing is bad but let me ask all antivaxers We’re you vaccinated?

@maramiller5572 5 лет назад

I'm just imagining that green blob dude in those cold medicine commercials saying that.

@SaftonYT 5 лет назад

@When you pull off the heist just right You should really read the other comments or have a basic knowledge of the subject matter before posting something like this.

@bxee2256 4 года назад

14:03 OKAY NOT EVEN GONNA LIE, THATS THE CUTEST ASS COUPLE I HAVE EVER SEEN AND IM ABOUT TO LITERALLY GIVE THEM EVERYTHING FOR JUST BEING THAT PERFECT TOGETHER

@kitkatty52211 4 года назад

#couplegoals right there-

@mammoneysimp6940 4 года назад

Like your pfp

@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 5 лет назад

“Words will never hurt me.” Yeah right.

@grapman9808 5 лет назад

🔪( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but lenny can.......

@whyamihere6288 5 лет назад

*Equips Knife*. *Stabs*

@malexthegreat 5 лет назад

"Words will never hurt me" Me shut up * throws dictionary at them * " that hurt "

@izzeturner1116 5 лет назад

throw a dictionary at that fool

@ananicoletamustata6999 5 лет назад

Gimme the dictionary i gotta show them what words can do.

@ninthdream 5 лет назад

My mom legit was watching me and laughed at the “Oh they’ll pass alright” 😂😂😂👌👌👌

@ene7065 5 лет назад

That's a good mom

@randomhuman2602 5 лет назад

Great mom

@zsalah2650 5 лет назад

@fruitful6139 5 лет назад

*Sneezes nearby an anti vaxx kid* *Gets in jail for murder*

@AlexDoodle 5 лет назад

Potato Thing yup, that’s how it works

@endryus4269 5 лет назад

K:D raditio of 1:2

@normanho5631 5 лет назад

@@AlexDoodle shit

@abubakral-spongebob4270 5 лет назад

I actually wonder would you go to jail if you sneeze on a anti-vaxx kid

@gerbyraldo313 5 лет назад

@@abubakral-spongebob4270 The same place you go... For murder, you just killed someone without even knowing

@swagmeister5323 4 года назад

unvaccinated kid: * dies * mom: *surprised pikachu face*

@robertmcfadden7031 4 года назад

(Mom in the hood) oh no my benefits.

@bloupy-s-n-a-c 4 года назад

@Moonlight_Walkzz they are zombies.

@lamppuu1 Год назад

Vaccinated kid: * has a heart attack Mom: *surprised pikachu face* Doctors: i don't know what caused this but it's DEFINITELY not the vaccines

@seanteasley8967 5 лет назад

RU-vid: you know.... you may not say curse words but there in your video so yea *demontization* Rslash: ok I blurred out the words RU-vid: yea well so say very close alternates to the words so yea *demonization* Rslash: ok I stopped RU-vid: yea well you dont really need that money so *demonization*

@michaualtington 5 лет назад

damn i didnt know youtube was a chosing beggar

@alessandro3038 5 лет назад

youtube is an entitled parent "Yeah well my kids need it more so give me your money"

@nickiegoldinhart 5 лет назад

EP: "My child RU-vid is a good child! They get straight A's, they deserve to demonetize whatever they want!!"

@BlueCaesar13 5 лет назад

This probably shows how ignorant I am to the ways of RU-vid, but why am I watching ads if this channel is still demonitized?

@Dornan77802 5 лет назад

Honestly, RU-vid as great as it was and could be. It's caused a lot of higher tier content to divert to RU-vid's competition ironically, so I would expect that they will learn their lesson soon enough. If the advertisers were having such an aneurysm about the content that their ads go on, maybe RU-vid should have just made a system that puts them on "appropriate" videos instead. Instead, there's this petty back and forth about their incompetent programming team and disservice to content creators. Also, there is such a thing as age restrictions and what not already regarding certain content (specifically to "safeguard" underage viewers), so I don't see the purpose in them basically starting all this hubbub against content creators that gained the site a lot of traffic over the past several years.

@Redstoneprime316 5 лет назад

PETA: hates on Steve Irwin Animal Conservation: "Am I a joke to you?"

@KeithChapman-hr5kx 5 лет назад

Redstoneprime this shit kills me about peta and "those" types of animal lovers, the hunter haters. Literally like 80% of animal conservation funds come from hunters and permit sales. In my local area the hunters literally reintroduced the long gone elk 100 years they were hunted out of here, now we are a tad smarter on how not to hunt ourself to starvation and I was part of the original release of 200 elk in damn near 3 ft of snow which is rare for Tennessee and we took 3 days to make a road to the top of the mountain because we had to release them we couldnt keep them in trailers and they couldn't be took back to Canada so we all pitched in and made it happen. Now we have so many we need elk crossing signs and have a healthy diverse harvestable population and hopefully we can do the same with bison before I die.

@KaseyBadwell 5 лет назад

Bruh, too soon man Too soon 😕

@anna4aa570 5 лет назад

PETA: yes

@snakeman9902 5 лет назад

You beat me to it, the put down to PETA was awesome, PETA got wrecked :)

@KaseyBadwell 5 лет назад

Seriously though, Steve Irwin wasn't just another TV celebrity. He was most likely the best roll model and educator of animal lovers and awareness of the complications or decrease of animals every where.... And a Badass!!!! I'd like to see Chuck Norris wrestle a 13ft Gator lol

@greendinohat3162 5 лет назад

Ant vaxx kid: dies anti vaxx mom: That Damn phone!

@c4bb4g32 5 лет назад

Random feminazi: them damn men!

@MarkMillerOrSomethin 5 лет назад

wait how would the kid have a mom if shes anti vaxx

@playstationislesbian5418 5 лет назад

So a 2 year old has a phone

@istake5853 5 лет назад

Anti vaxx mom: oh what thay old enough

@frostonium 5 лет назад

*video games*

@WillieManga 4 года назад

Karen: "No hand sanitizer." Corona: "COWABUNGA IT IS!"

@dave_2332 5 лет назад

*Anti-vax kid reaches third birthday* Death: Wait that's illegal. Edit: That is a lot of likes. I have never been that liked.

@auman3636 5 лет назад

It’s gonna be his midlife crisis

@MEL_7717 5 лет назад

Im past 15 and i never had a vaccinatin *EVER*

@auman3636 5 лет назад

Whxte _ Fog why do I doubt that

@rachelfox8108 5 лет назад

@@MEL_7717 Good news -- if you get to 16, you'll be able to get vaccinated without your parents' signed consent. Just stay away from old people, unvaccinated babies and anyone (else) with a compromised immune system til then -- wouldn't want to be responsible for MORE preventable deaths!

@jdjshhfjddbjxjskdkndjxidij1650 5 лет назад

Unvaccinated kid: I want to be an Astronaut when I’m- Smallpox: Hold my beer

@MarkMillerOrSomethin 5 лет назад

kid: *needs to learn grammer* teacher: I'm about to end this man's whole career oh wait he dosnt have one

@fish-pw8fh 5 лет назад

grammar* doesn't*

@sparks8880 5 лет назад

@@fish-pw8fh you kidding right

@fish-pw8fh 5 лет назад

@@sparks8880 no i'm a grammar nazi

@xtrachewy 5 лет назад

@@sparks8880 you're

@Mawfet 5 лет назад

stop being smart in this reply section im scared

@tamarpeer261 5 лет назад

Wow. 30$ is way more than what I am giving for birthdays

@blitzninja4396 5 лет назад

mre than wat i spend in two weeks ;-;

@Memoirs_OF_Rebirths 5 лет назад

for my birthday i don't receive gifts. I give people gifts.

@lyntonfleming 5 лет назад

The only Birthday I spend 30 quid or more on, is mine. My sister was born on the same day, my Nan a week earlier, and my Aunt two days earlier than my nan. So we celebrate them all at the same time. Only time I ever go over 30. Except Christmas. 5 sisters, 3 cousins, my dad, nan and grandad. Also my grandads new partner. And a few friends, naturally. But Christmas is pretty much always expensive. lmao

@Murtida 5 лет назад

its more than what i spend in a month

@AlexDoodle 5 лет назад

I would love 30 dollars, for my birthday once I got a pc, I’m so spoiled.

@sureytho7872 4 года назад

0:37 is it ironic that the girl's pose is kinda similar to the "guess I'll die" meme?

@lutsealalt 5 лет назад

My favourite word “BITHC”

@esper4605 4 года назад

@Tristan Cox >dat >grammer I feel like the guy who said that needed some grammar lessons lmao

@rodrigo6flame603 4 года назад

Esper dat was on purpose but the grammar probably wasn’t

@ivana.pancake 5 лет назад

Me finding out that my bully is anti vax: Whoops, so sorry friend, i accidentally sneezed on your lunch. *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

@wastelandlegocheem 5 лет назад

*sneak 100*

@SquooshyCatboy 5 лет назад

*Cough cough*

@cringyasdemonetization2793 4 года назад

Mawmaw Sue wot?

@skribbskeibb989 4 года назад

**has a coughing fit onto the bully's food**

@Meow_teehee 4 года назад

@@SquooshyCatboy **bully dies**

@supersanscraftcommentediti5337 5 лет назад

Anti-Vaxx Kid: *(Reaches 3)* Death: *Yoinks free trial of living has ended!*

@milster08 5 лет назад

SuperSansCraft Comment Edition To continue, please get the Vaccination Expansion Pack.

@LoganDark4357 5 лет назад

You'er*

@kleitoes 5 лет назад

Yoinks*

@Ksavputin 5 лет назад

Yeet*

@iinochillgaming3111 5 лет назад

Jhin the Artist * Yoinks free trial of life has ended. *

@YellowOcelot 5 лет назад

Your "entitled parent" voice makes me feel like I'm actually there

@sadlad6182 5 лет назад

Yellow Ocelot I agree it manages to irritate me even though I am in no way involved

@Avalikia 5 лет назад

Every time I read something written by someone acting entitled, now 'hear' it in that voice. I hope it isn't influencing how I respond to emails from customers at work.

@Josh_the_jester 4 года назад

12:16 I can hear Gordon Ramsay screaming so loud, that it summons a ring of hell fire, and Lucifer rises and condemns these to the farthest corners of hell, to feed the husks

@kerbonaut2059 5 лет назад

Steve Irwin is a legend. You should make an entire video on the amount of murdered by words PETA received after that tweet.

@vexile12 5 лет назад

Yeah that would be good

@randomhuman2602 5 лет назад

Definetly

@Redstoneprime316 5 лет назад

Literally everything they say can be murdered by words. They aren't so much "murdered by words" as "burnt on the stake and tortured by words".

@coroixiwa 5 лет назад

PETA, once stood for something (Pfft, trying not to laugh because it was bad way back and is just worse now), but now it just means one thing. People Embarrassing Themselves Amazingly

@dlink1012 5 лет назад

Did PETA take it down yet?

@Blitzzy 5 лет назад

Larry: * breathes * Mrs J: *i’m boutta end this whole mans career*

@Tinkuwu 5 лет назад

But he didn't have one to begin with.

@TheGamingLegendsOfficial 5 лет назад

@@Tinkuwu holy frick man that was a roast and a half on an already burnt meal

@ericbowsman2456 5 лет назад

lack there of*

@rockyroadmagic4152 5 лет назад

me applying for college: single teacher who hates me: im about to end thisans whole career

@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but 5 лет назад

"PewDiePie/T Series is the fastest growing channel on RU-vid" Rslash:

@blondebeans2030 5 лет назад

Bumfris:

@moonwakey5195 5 лет назад

Make it so it says rslash: HOLD MY BEER!!

@justinj.421 5 лет назад

No u

@warrendaniels2645 5 лет назад

No, Danny Gonzales is the fastest growing channel on RU-vid. Just don't look it up.

@mandyjr6139 5 лет назад

Rslash: bot time

@mymylovepets3332 4 года назад

Yugo is also what we want to say to entitled parents... Karen: What do you want from me? Me: Yugo, and I’ll be happy. 😂

@thefoxsaysno9951 5 лет назад

"Am I not beating them hard enough?" -rSlash 2019

@weeklyx5768 5 лет назад

Wow, The police can be savage if they want to.. damn.

@IvefoundthetruthonMay 5 лет назад

@@jacksonreyes1742 Wow you're so edgy dude damn so cool

@jacksonreyes1742 5 лет назад

@@IvefoundthetruthonMay r/Whhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooosssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@fatherfintanstack8810 5 лет назад

Doodle jump

@IvefoundthetruthonMay 5 лет назад

@@jacksonreyes1742 Nice way of going around it

@jacksonreyes1742 5 лет назад

@@IvefoundthetruthonMay im not edgy but it is what is happening and thats the fucked up part ya know

@Mr_Mimestamp 5 лет назад

rSlash: doesn’t swear RU-vid: MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU **HOLDS UP CROSS**

@Tinkuwu 5 лет назад

Also RU-vid: Demonetizes the video anyways because one comments says "heck"

@acebalistic1358 5 лет назад

RU-vid:DEMONETIZE this s*** for cussing Me: you just cussed RU-vid:so?

@geedub88 5 лет назад

And yet he says "pissed".

@livevine3351 5 лет назад

Happy I hate my voice, if I ever get monetised, then there shouldn't be a problem!

@lielbouskila9853 5 лет назад

Technology: exists. Traditional media: EEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL

@anairuo2403 5 лет назад

E v I llll b o y ssss

@jackmick5592 5 лет назад

Mernaid Man: EEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! EVIL EVIL EVIL!! DEATH RAY!!!

@Moonyuwu 5 лет назад

Unvaccinated kid: *exists* Polio, measles, and influenza: It's free real estate ;) (EDIT) WOAH THIS GOT A SHIT TON OF LIKES XD Y'ALL ARE GREAT :ok_hand:

@wilczu2840 5 лет назад

This comment deserves much more love.

@chipcool6654 5 лет назад

So underrated

@controversialCoven 5 лет назад

Diseases: aw shit my house died

@jackkseptictank 5 лет назад

Moony When you accidentally sneeze at a birthday party Anti-Vaxx Mom: (concerned Tom face)

@FAKERED7 5 лет назад

XD u do realize even if u get vaccinated u still get sick lol

@-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 лет назад

If I’m unvaccinated, then I can count how many birthdays I have left on one hand

@Diphenhydra 5 лет назад

-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction are you even old enough to count before you die?

@jessesmith563 5 лет назад

You don't need THAAAT many hands.

@jackieocgenio2583 5 лет назад

Jesse Smith wait was that a joke

@レクイエム-h8e 5 лет назад

I mean all you do is hammering sooo

@jackieocgenio2583 5 лет назад

Wait me?

@daveshockwave8098 4 года назад

This vid is a couple of months old now, and I can still smell the smoke

@absolutelynobodycares 5 лет назад

"Don't use hand santisier" Never go to a public place. Please.

@zombieslayer9304 5 лет назад

"He has an okay major (CS)" Yeah that's a pretty okay major considering it's one of the most sought after job types right now and pays very well

@gabrielmartin977 5 лет назад

I don't know her major but I somehow doubt she's hard working or intelligent enough to handle anything better.

@c-jaylibon3604 5 лет назад

"okay major" cries in binary

@Ava-yl4qm 5 лет назад

This video: gets monetized RU-vid: Wait that’s illegal

@Q-bh 5 лет назад

Justin Lopez Pretty sure you mean a ru-vid.com/show-UC2g-Kogf1lL_GYSfhwsB1Ig

@MCthe1OriginalGirL 4 года назад

I personally feel that your channel could be a constant radio channel because I listen to it while washing the dishes by hand and it just feels so right. Rather than getting depressed, my depression goes away. A lot of people have asked me, "You're into dark humor, aren't you?" after I tell them a joke. ... It's irony I guess, never thought of it as dark humor myself until then... Subscribed.

@nathanf4361 5 лет назад

iPhones cause depression? Luckily I have an android! 😁😁

@SaikoThe3RD2 4 года назад

@David Gillard Not So Much

@pidgeoncrossing963 4 года назад

David Gillard Ffs it doesnt . im happier whenni have something to enjoy .

@dizzyplatypus9646 4 года назад

@David Gillard what?

@pidgeoncrossing963 4 года назад

David Gillard well like , they are now? Technological advancements are amazing! What’s your favourite TV SHOW ,nishishi isn’t it weird it’s a tv show ,FOR ENTERTAINMENT on a TELEVISION Nishishi go fuck yourself you wet lampshade

@blobofink 4 года назад

@@pidgeoncrossing963 r/Murderedbywords in RU-vid

@adampate8735 5 лет назад

Antivax kid. "When I turn 4 im gonna get a cat" Antivax mom " If you make it"

@Oddity2994 5 лет назад

Young people: * breaths * Baby boomers: *KiDs ThEsE dAyS*

@rhorynotmylastname7781 5 лет назад

Stupid boomers

@karenibrahim8973 5 лет назад

*Insults Steve Irwin* The whole of Australia: LET ME AT HIM. LET ME AT HIMMMM edit: And the rest of the world too since everyone loves him =)

@syrusalder7795 5 лет назад

as an australian, i can confirm

@rivertam7827 5 лет назад

Nope, he was a wanker, but PETA are a massive pack of thundercunts, so I still can't side with them.

@danielwhite-wilkinson4447 5 лет назад

I'm an Australian, everything I know about animals came from that man, he was as people will say a bloody legend. RIP Steve. Gone too soon

@Redstoneprime316 5 лет назад

@@rivertam7827 Ho does protecting and eductating people about animals make one a "wanker"? I guess literally every conservationist is a "wanker", then?

@Redstoneprime316 5 лет назад

@@syync9623 have you been living under a rock for the past 10 years?

@emlawafflesprez 5 лет назад

Food Almost choking to Death: eh I'll be fine Garlic breath: NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE GARLIC BREATH!!!!

@olyviermonteau4300 4 года назад

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BEEEEESSS!!!!

@olyviermonteau4300 4 года назад

*Ya like smooth garlic???*

@freenerdman7736 4 года назад

That one from PETA- anyone else see Bindi Irwin's reply (and the rest ofAustralia)? XD

@caidalee1994 4 года назад

Free NERDman I thought that was what the clip was going to be. It was beautiful

@grayson5000 4 года назад

As an Australian, I’ve never been prouder of my country than when we all banded together and defended Steve Irwin

@StPetersFriend 4 года назад

PeTA is not animal friendly. First they killed the chickens they "rescued" because it turns out chickens aren't very nice. Then they start their very humane (!) shelter, where their kill rate was something like 90%, when the average shelter's is less than 10%. I guess that's why the "e" is lower case in PeTA - ethics are less important to them than raising money and spreading lies. _ - from a true lover of animals who hates PeTA

@freenerdman7736 4 года назад

@@StPetersFriend You and me both. Such hypocrites. And these are the people who tried to sue Games Workshop because the figurines are sometimes depicted as having fur on them- claimed it was encouraging fur trade. I honestly don't think they're happy unless they are suing someone. Thank god for other animal rescues.

@eriktheshitposterm.i.a6760 5 лет назад

rSlash : *Upload a video* RU-vid: I'm about to end this man's whole career

@MarkMillerOrSomethin 5 лет назад

XD it should say demonitization

@xxcosmicsakuraxx3074 5 лет назад

**DEMONITIZED**

@defaulticon8247 5 лет назад

"Sticks and stones may break your bones but words don't" Yeah but they sure as hell kills you

@auman3636 5 лет назад

Sticks and stones may real your bones but words will fucking burn you.

@russianbear7832 5 лет назад

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can crucify you and you'll still live.

@mariadr895 5 лет назад

Threw my entire Encyclopedia Brittanica off a 12 story building just to see...

@VulpisFoxfire 5 лет назад

If you think that words can never hurt you, you've never been hit with a book.

@ajwinberg 5 лет назад

Mrs. Johnson, I don't know you, but you are a rocking teacher. I can't believe how you killed Larry. He deserved it. LOL. Love these videos.

@lucadascalu5727 5 лет назад

YOU BITHC! (it's just a joke, i know proper grammar)

@yes3330 5 лет назад

I love when people explain jokes, it only ruins them entirely

@lucadascalu5727 5 лет назад

@@yes3330 oops, sorry! i just didn't want to look like an idiot.

@yes3330 5 лет назад

Luca Dascalu ya don’t worry about it, you just show a lot of socially awkwardness. BE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN

@lucadascalu5727 5 лет назад

@@yes3330 i am a boy lol

@D_B_N_Bass 4 года назад

8:10 they would've died in 10 years anyway

@destrudot 5 лет назад

When you hear your mom say that you wont be vaccinated. *_why do i hear boss music?_*

@auman3636 5 лет назад

This should be pinned this is funny af

@ginalahue8694 5 лет назад

Okay 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Does that work?

@erynncollier8672 5 лет назад

Is that boss music Megalovania? EP's about to have a bad time.

@lyntonfleming 5 лет назад

Pretty sure they hear the Malboro theme. Because any bad breath is gonna give them all the diseases.

@greasei 5 лет назад

Your videos actually help me with my depression and anxiety. Whenever i start to have an anxiety attack i start to watch your videos and they make me laugh😁 Thank you for doing an amazing job!!!💜

@cecipasttenseseesaw 5 лет назад

i do the same thing. Idk this channel is very good at distracting me.

@pikapika7289 5 лет назад

I'm glad for you

@mahagonysketches7603 5 лет назад

i use his channel to calm down or to help me sleep

@user-fe2pu3ob7e 5 лет назад

greasei who doesn’t have depression? Oh not me

@thegalaxyherd 5 лет назад

i do the same thing but i watch these videos to find emotions again thats the only difference

@buspsychologist9640 4 года назад

Anti-vaxxer: *exists* Any remotely intelligent person ever: Im bout' to end this mans whole career.

@average_white_boy_7250 5 лет назад

I like how the only people old enough to follow the anti vax movement are adults that are alive because of the vaccinations they received as kids and adults. Just saying. Also another good video, keep going RSLASH

@tuluppampam 4 года назад

@Moonlight_Walkzz so you aren't vaccinated? It's something that doesn't happen often, normally you just bring around old diseases and kill other people If that's the case, vaccinate as soon as you can

@tinkant5210 5 лет назад

*Username:* Do Not Reply *_VIEW REPLIES_* *Kowalski, analysis*

@ginalahue8694 5 лет назад

Dammit, spymain exe! I'm just a viewer! Not an expert! 😜🤣

@Niskiss 5 лет назад

indeed, noted

@VargoOP 5 лет назад

spymain exe kowalski and associates?

@Joe-bb4yi 5 лет назад

Me sees Very dead meme: Kowalski

@carteradams43 5 лет назад

i noticed that as well

@demons2987 5 лет назад

Unvaccinated kid: I’m gonna live till I’m 100! Death: *wait, that’s illegal*

@NickCoppolaNFL 5 лет назад

Won’t even get past 10

@colton88 5 лет назад

Stolen

@RevokFarthis 4 года назад

"I honestly wouldn't blame viewers for being depressed after watching a few of my video." ...I can sue for emotional damages?

@SmokechedaDaassghetta 5 лет назад

I will not feed my children cause I hate garlic breath. 😂😂😂

@nosesmacker4038 5 лет назад

12:17 eat REAL FOOD me: *eating popcorn while rSlash reads this out*

@wynautwarrior2161 4 года назад

Seriously... What counts as "fake food"? In my book if you can eat it it's real food. Unless you're talking about those plastic toy foods that kids play with.

@tingedlettuce8633 Год назад

Popcorn is good food even good for a diet plan

@samuelvista 4 года назад

14:51 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Considering you're a boomer trying to attack a younger person turns you into a bully making you the lower life form. Haven't even seen the full clip.

@SonovaDragon 4 года назад

That was one of the best burns in my opinion!

@aadisethu 5 лет назад

Unvaccinated kid: *exists* Measles *hippity hoppity your body is now my property*

@mrs.chandler9384 5 лет назад

You stole this comment.

@curtlynanthony9903 5 лет назад

Its free real estate

@MatanuskaHIGH 4 года назад

The hippity hoppity guy

@skribbskeibb989 4 года назад

*-And now you're deadity!*

@SquooshyCatboy 4 года назад

Michael Smallwood It’s still a disease that affects people that don’t vaccinate.

@bretttice6733 5 лет назад

the best murdered by words i've ever heard was a mother telling her son "Son you're not gonna go too far in life, but you're gonna hold a lot of people back"

@martinswife2008 5 лет назад

teacher: sticks and stones may break my bones but words don't hurt me me: *throws dictionary at teacher** teacher: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! me: i'm just proving a point here

@ramredwet7758 5 лет назад

Rebecca Grieve r/4panelcringe

@purpletory1988 5 лет назад

F.u.c.k Google Ur name fits ur comment perfectly

@cherylwatt7347 4 года назад

Your content definitely doesn't make all of your subscribers depressed! It's actually one of the best parts of my day, and I regularly use your content as a way to destress both from just being in university, and from PTSD I have from something that happened to me last year at uni that makes it hard for me to be on campus sometimes. I've actually used your content as a way to feel comfortable being in certain places on campus that I previously wasn't comfortable with because they really triggered my PTSD. Your content puts me in such a good mood that I don't focus on my anxiety, which makes exposure therapy a lot easier.

@Mike23443 5 лет назад

Yugo is a name of a Soviet car, and ironically, "go" is the one thing it can't do

@gmun2248 5 лет назад

Early 90s in Scotland, a joke was: Q: What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A. A miracle. A friend told the joke at Halloween 'trick or treating'* & the man (whose house it was) said: _"I have a Lada."_ She ran away. We were...10 maybe? * We call it 'guising' not trick or treating & you have to tell a joke or sing a song (or anything) to get sweets. I'm in the US now and I love opening the door to kids at Halloween and telling them I'm Scottish (accent makes that clear) & in Scotland if you want candy, you have to sing a song or tell a joke first... 😆😆😆

@aleksajojevic3959 4 года назад

Not soviet but similar

@Mar-uc7kk 4 года назад

I love everything about this comment XD

@artcornercafe267 3 года назад

I've heard that they are so light that they've been blown off of bridges by a large gust of wind

@bostonrailfan2427 2 года назад

@@aleksajojevic3959 one communist country or another, it’s still a trash car

@Zalesh 5 лет назад

Anti vaxx kid: dies Anti vaxx mom: sues air for murder

@superd8826 4 года назад

Sounds about right. XD

@SleepyMoth2007 3 года назад

CB: "He literally only bought me a 30$ gift for valentines day. Me on valentines day: Making digital art My bf on valentines day: Making digital stuff Both of us: Awww love chu too

@SpaceDuckQuack 5 лет назад

This channel has cured me of my depression and anxiety.

@ledog9979 5 лет назад

His channel cured my autism I got from being vaccinated.

@sifisme3995 5 лет назад

QUACK!

@Prank3dd 5 лет назад

Don't let this distract you from the fact that I'm distracting you from the fact that I'm distracting you

@qoq5417 5 лет назад

>:(

@cryptical3236 5 лет назад

Darn.

@notasaltyperson8330 5 лет назад

Illusion 100

@DrFunBottom 5 лет назад

Unvaccinated mom: I'm not letting you get vaccinated! 3 year old: can i smoke? Unvaccinated mom: sure why not. Edit: Thanks for 150 likes!

@DrFunBottom 5 лет назад

@Codex555 true

@hithere7626 5 лет назад

Think you made a mistake, how did the child make it to 5 years old?

@sniclops15 5 лет назад

Wait.... Something about that kid's age is a bit off.....

@sniclops15 5 лет назад

@@hithere7626 Lol

@ACCastell-737 4 года назад

I'm severely depressed (fresh out of hospital 😅) and ngl your channel is super helpful. The stories are hilarious and just a great distraction. Social media and technology is not causing my depression, my shitty parents are. Your channel is awesome, Yugo is adorable and I hope you keep making vids

@koaladits1689 3 года назад

It might not feel like it but it gets better i promise!

@aster7756 5 лет назад

rSlash: I really like Wakfu Me: Huzzah! A man of quality!

@vagueequinox7543 5 лет назад

Truth

@Chunkboi 5 лет назад

Just wait until his dog starts throwing portals.

@cdylquanana9140 5 лет назад

@chunckbio oh no

@Lumanova 5 лет назад

666,629 views... *"We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close!"*

@crystallxix1493 4 года назад

͔ damn we overshot it

@nothingvhfgjgc 4 года назад

Lols

@theblevinator 4 года назад

Dang we over shot it by 600,000 views.

@skylar8598 4 года назад

Bruh the kids with the Mac and cheese need like a 5 month cooking lesson on how to be normal and not burn the crap out of something and make it look edible😂

@UnusualGibus 5 лет назад

Antivax Kid: *exists* Polio, meningitis, measles, tetanus, rubella, influenza, hepatitis A: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

@demonatrixe6203 5 лет назад

Polio can still infect unvaxxed kids

@doodoofart3391 5 лет назад

Child's career*

@GabrielSantana-xo9gx 5 лет назад

Bold of you to assume they will become a man.

@sirbootybob4194 5 лет назад

You mean end this mans whole life

@flameBMW245 5 лет назад

Kid*

@Adam-ex3rx 5 лет назад

Every time you misspell something just say “i live in canada”

@hithere7626 5 лет назад

You mean correctly spell something.

@airplanemaniacgaming7877 5 лет назад

well it is also spelled "paycheque" like how i could spell it "paycheck" so that angry american went total dumbass over nothing. never go total dumbass over nothing.

@oliverjones9041 5 лет назад

Or anywhere else but America

@ginalahue8694 5 лет назад

@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 that's true

@sach1460 5 лет назад

Adam1277 lol yiu are so funby sorry I’m from Canada ;D

@proudtitanicdenier4300 5 лет назад

Yugo is the word for "south" in many Slavic languages. It's why there was a nation called Yugoslavia, which means "South Slavic land"

@happychaosofthenorth 5 лет назад

Learn something new every day. :-)

@backonlazer791 5 лет назад

Yugo South, I go North.

@jaredchinchello1760 5 лет назад

I suggested Yugo because of my sks.

@bonjourmarlene 5 лет назад

In my language, we still call people who live in countries now that used to be Yugoslavia "yugos" (rather than Bosnians/Serbians etc)

@SnazzyBeatle 5 лет назад

Yugoslavic Republic of Macedonia

@deadpooldealsdamage 4 года назад

‘It’s not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food poses’ LITERALLY _EVERYTHING_ CAN AND COULD KILL YOU. Why point it out for FOOD?

@strawbz63 4 года назад

_ DeadpoolDealsDamage _ you don’t understand. It’s an attack against Antivaxxers. Their not being serious.

@dark_ops1651 5 лет назад

I need another rSlash video now! You don’t understand. These videos healed my Eczema.

@Ikajo 5 лет назад

"I understood that reference" - Steve Rogers

@deeplysuperficial1637 5 лет назад

I remember that

@Sparks354 5 лет назад

im a teenager (13) and i have struggled with mental health ever since I've started watching your videos it's helped me cope with sadness and pressure so you are helping people not hurting them

@imakebadcontent9255 5 лет назад

AntiVax Kids: I want a Weasel as a pet Germs: You mean Measles?

@sonicrunn3r895 4 года назад

“I want this relationship to work out so she can reproduce for a treasure trove of entitled parent stories” *They had us in the first half, not gonna lie*

@scopefyi9880 5 лет назад

The antivax movement is a problem that will solve its self.

@jeremypedersen6894 5 лет назад

Hopefully

@darreldicarlo5981 5 лет назад

They will all die away

@raykeemer7674 5 лет назад

Unless some more idiots start it all over again, then there'll be another mass extinction

@Bunjee98 5 лет назад

I haven't died yet,

@themarchoftime3691 5 лет назад

@@Bunjee98 They haven't Touched You Yet! Those Pro-Deasants will Never Come Near us Because We Are Vobles!

@xs_traww8806 5 лет назад

No one: ... PETA: *sTeVe IrWiN sUcKs*

@abeclawson2890 5 лет назад

If you keep getting demonetized put family friendly in your description

@terryfuldsgaming7995 5 лет назад

I keep getting demon eyes. How do i fix it?

@ArcticArmy 5 лет назад

@@terryfuldsgaming7995 I actually had a good laugh at that. Good job.

@abeclawson2890 5 лет назад

Steven Seagull did not notice autocorrect did that

@ArcticArmy 5 лет назад

@@abeclawson2890 Oh well. It was funny while it lasted.

@milster08 5 лет назад

Even better, do a Logan Paul and say “family friendly pg clean” at the very bottom of all your video’s descriptions.

@shadowgarra360 4 года назад

14:32 I aspire to either be that dude or be dating someone like that dude.

@matkinson4204 5 лет назад

For the person that said Paper Mario is trash: Never underestimate Dimentio

@isaacbentz 5 лет назад

Ey did you know that you can play super paper Mario on your phone

@crispsi2078 5 лет назад

@@isaacbentz i'm playing the 64 one in my phone via elmulator.

@13thMaiden 5 лет назад

The PETA one I love, who are they going after next? Jane Goodall?

@FrostiKitsune 5 лет назад

RSPCA for killing animals

@Mythicalthebutterfly 5 лет назад

I think southpark was spot on when showing peta throwing blood on people in protest against animal killers (yes they actually did that)

@bentonknox5240 5 лет назад

Madfox this is comment is gibberish nonsense that I will not understand for the rest of my life, but I like it... I think.

@FrostiKitsune 5 лет назад

@Madfox Oh my. That's one way to let out your anger

@rachelfox8108 5 лет назад

When Jane Goodall is responsible for killing more than 80% of the animals under her care, spreading ridiculous misinformation for her own self-serving agenda and getting in bed with terrorists, sure. So far, she's done nothing of the sort, while we have reams of evidence of PETA doing all of the above. Fair's fair, after all.

@havinagoodtime9733 5 лет назад

"Who's a good boy? YUGOBOY" was the cutest thing I'm going to hear today

@alexanderhorter1287 4 года назад

12:32 Fun fact: Water is not organic since it does not contain carbon. Meat, however, is carbon, so she is telling us to eat meat and not to drink water.