r/niceguys Top Posts of All Time [10] 

Guy: Date me Girl: No Guy: ITS SO HARD BEING NICE

A niceguy's reaction to rejection always reminds me of a three year old who, for the first time ever, realized that even "please" can't get them everything, and proceeds to throwing a hissy fit.

Any sentence that starts with "I deserve" That. That's the problem.

"she said she would drop me if I did this again" Again? *_AGAIN_* ? As in: you've done this before, been reprimanded, and know this is unacceptable and STILL did it a SECOND TIME??

Guy: wanna be my girlfriend? Girl: no sorry i have a boyfriend Guy: wow i cant believe girl these days, being loyal, faithful and all that

"Wanna date?" "Sorry im in a relationship" "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE"

“DON’T GIVE ME A BS EXCUSE, JUST TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT TO DATE ME” “Okay. I don’t want to date you.” “...BUT WHY THO??” *facepalms*

2 Steps to being an incel Step 1: Proclaim that you are a "nice guy" Step 2: Immediately self-contradict upon rejection

“But why though? I’d treat you so nice!” Says the guy currently not treating you nice.

Wow, these guys are delusional. **I however, am completely nice.**

I wish the police would watch these.

They're like literal children. Feel entitled to something bc they asked nicely.

A lesbian with self confidence is probably a nice guy's biggest fear

The flip from groveling compliments to rage and insults is honestly terrifying.

WTF these men are terrifying. The random threats of physical violence. Show these to any dude that says women are irrational for not feeling safe around strange men...

This whole series reminds me of the vine of the girl "This song is called every man feels entitled to my vagina if I'm nice to him" then she screams

Nice Guys: Girls these days are so unloyal!! Also Nice Guys: Oh you have a boyfriend? Dump him for me!

You know I’ve noticed that every girl who turns these guys down is usually extremely nice and even says “I’ll still be your friend if you wanna hang out” and they still flip out. Also they completely miss the concept of asking someone for something. Basically the answer has to be yes to anything they want or your a bad person. These people are like scary dangerous.

Side note: I've given nice guys a chance out of curiosity and I'm sure you can imagine how well that went and now I'm dating a "homeless guitar douche" who treats me well and we talk out our issues like adults

Nice Guy: Would you like to date me? Girl: No thanks. NG: Why? G: I have a boyfriend. NG: But I asked politely. G: Shit you right. Let me go break up with him to date you person who randomly messaged me. And they lived happily ever after... Nope. No they didn't.

I asked you in a nice manner, you cannot by any means decline.

"You look so cute 😍" ✖ "Howdy girl, want to see my Bionicle collection? 😎" ✔

He retracted a 🅱️icture of his 🅱️enis

her: sorry i have a boyfriend. niceguy: but i asked politely :(

*tips fedora at mosquito* M'laria

nice guy starter pack "im nice so you I'm entitled to your love" "I asked politely so I deserve nudes" "I held the door for you" "I texted you at 3am why didn't you respond" "you not even that cute"

I love how they consider "asking" the same as "demanding" and simply hearing "No" is all it takes to cause them to have a mental breakdown, becoming a strange mixed bag of being comedy gold and deeply unsettling at the same time. That combined with Sorrow's voice acting just brings these posts to life, and is what I love about this channel.

"Date me you're pretty and I'm a pervert" "No, sorry, I have a boyfriend. Thanks for the compliment, though :)" "**unnecessary curses**"

How does a guy translate *STANDARD HUMAN INTERACTION* to *SHES INTO MEEEEE*

‘ tell me if you don’t want to date me ‘ ‘ okay I don’t want to date you’ WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THO😠

If I ever have daughters, I'm gonna teach them to shut down guys like this. Same with sons and nicegirls

I can just imagine one of these guys going "I smell F E M A L E S" while bear crawling

I thought holding the door was just something you did for everyone because you have a shred of decency.

Remember children: If you have to say that you're a nice guy/girl, you're not as nice as a person you think you are.

-r/Nice guys- r/Sociopaths [10]

"just say no and just cut it off" "No" "*Drags it out for the next five years*"

"Being creepy and calling people whores isn't a nice thing to do" is something these people cannot comprehend

nice guy/girl: just say no and i'll leave you alone... person: no nice guy/girl: BUT WHY THO?????

"Why do nice guys turn into 1950s gangsters when they get rejected?" "Make like a tree and get hit by a bus ya dirty TRAYMP" I'm crying 😂👏 And I also love how you gradually turn into fester from the adams Family every time you read something stupid.

To quote my dad here “It’s better to start out as friends and have that develop into a relationship than to immediately start with a relationship”

“Oh geez, another random internet male beta orbiter”

_MY DAILY DOSE OF DOUCHE_

"I was 16 in that photo" "so?" *spams close button* LET ME OOOOUUUUUTTTTTTTT

The thing about nice guys/girls is... I kinda understand their thoughts. I recently found out my best guy friend, who I'm crushing on, likes some freshman girl at his school (we're juniors in high school, went to elementary/middle school together) and she likes him. I've thought "she probably only likes him for the status of dating an upperclassman, it'll never work out and I hope it doesn't, I've known him so much longer" etc, other nice girl thoughts, but then I've realized: Wait, I sound like all the people on these videos. And yeah, rejection hurts. It's not fun and I get why these people think and act this way. But you know what? If I said any of that to him, it would A) Make me a rotten human being, B) Decrease any chances we might have of getting together in the future, and C) Would be extremely immature on my part and embarrassing for the both of us. I love him, yes, but he's also my friend. All these people need to grow up and realize that just cause you know someone well doesn't guarantee anything, and you need to learn to value people of the opposite gender as friends, not just objects of sexual/romantic desire. Also, don't expect girls who don't have any idea who you are to date/hook up with you just cause you complimented them. Just... don't.

Hey im a nice guy *2 seconds later YoU SmElL lIkE sTiNkY BaLoNeY

"I've made ten of these!" And here's to a hundred more, Sorrow.

"Just say you don't want to date me and be done with it" "Ok, I don't want to date you" "BUT WHYYYYY THOOOOO?!?!! >:(((("

Just once I want to see one that goes "Hey, I think you're really cute, are you looking for a bf?" "No, sorry! I'm with someone already" "Oh fair enough, sorry to bother you! Have a good day" I could use a palate cleanser after that

"Nice guy" is basically the nicer term for "sociopath".

This is like free sociology classes

Coming from a guy who, although never this severe [edit for clarity: I never threatened someone, harassed someone, or used that extreme of language, but I had the same absolutely broken mindset] struggled with the same mindset all through high school: These guys honestly think so lowly of themselves that they think anyone who’s remotely kind, think they’re so ugly that anyone who even smiles at them, and are so anti-social that anyone even attempting to include them, seems to be someone irrationally interested in them. “Someone liked my pic AND followed me? SHE MUST BE IN LOVE!” (Actual example from one of these videos). To be clear, I am not saying, “oh no they’re not bad, just misunderstood!” I’m saying they’re literally so wrapped up in delusion that they honestly believe the BS they’re spewing. The way I got out of my stupid world was a combination of taking an EQ test that revealed just how out of touch with people I was, getting told I made a girl uncomfortable by someone I trusted, and finding these videos which showed just where my false mindsets eventually would lead me if I didn’t change. It took a *long time* , and I still occasionally catch myself catching feels wayyyy too quickly, or getting upset about something super insignificant, but now that I *know* it’s a problem I’ve come leaps and bounds towards being a, ya know, normal functioning adult. I guess what I’m trying to say is this: If you’re a “Nice Guy”, you need to reality check yourself, and remember it’s not too late to change. If you know a Nice Guy, check your relationship- you just might be the person who can pull them back from the edge (although I’d only recommend guys do it- a girl trying would probably only make the guy think you’re in love). If you are being harassed by a Nice Guy, know it’s entirely *NOT* your fault in any way. They’re wrong, they’re broken, and they’re the ones with faulty thinking.

Don’t be a nice guy *Be a nice person*

Repeat after me. Being a decent human and interacting with you doesn't mean she's into you. Being a decent human and interacting with you doesn't mean she's into you. _Being a decent human and interacting with you doesn't mean she's into you._ *_Being a decent human and interacting with you doesn't mean she's into you._*

Just because you ask politely for something does not mean you’re entitled to it.

These are the most self loathing men I’ve ever seen in my life. My god grow up and just accept that dating is not just pestering girls online with lame compliments.

5:37 every breath you taaake every move you maaaake Every step you'll take Every bond you'll break I'll be watching you

Sorrow tv :"Im dead insi---" Literally everyone: "Ahahahaha ANOTHER!!"

*iM nOT lIkE thE oTHEr GUys*

Him: "JUST SAY YOU DON'T WANT TO DATE ME" Her: "I don't want to date you" Him: Suprised Pikachu face

there are exactly 0 girls ever that have thought "damn... my life is so hard :(( i wish i would have given a chance to that nice guy..."

If he uses the word "female" while texting you *RUN*

"It's *customary* to show a little ass." this has me dying xD

Just so you know, for the last 3 years, I've come back to this video when I'm having a bad day just for "oh, he retracted a picture of his penis." Gets me every time lol.

1:58 this actually happened to me. It was really sweet. In 2018 a boy confessed he had a crush for me, but I was all messed up mentally and emotionally at the time and couldn't get in a relationship, so I rejected him. As I started to get better I actually started to reciprocate his feelings. I confessef them to him a feew weeks ago. Turns out he still had a crush on me! We are now in a relationship :) The only problem is that we live in different countries so it's a long distance one. Still, we care about eachother and want to make it work! We will figure out how to live nearby once this damn pandemic is over. The nice guy who commented on that pic can suck my ass.

Hard to swallow pills: censoring swearwords won't bring monetisation back.

what happened to the "oof" censors, those were the best

You know its a nice guy when they unironically talk about betas and alphas in the first couple messages.

Love the bratty rejected nice guy voice that deteriorates into just noises of frustration.

i like how these people are able to escalate the conversation to threats in a mere 3 minutes

Please bring back the oof censoring

if you feel the need to clarify that you are a nice guy chances are youre not

I have rewatched the nice guy videos way too many times. Getting jon tron flashbacks 😂

A"nice girl" and a "nice guy" start dating Their cells were moved away from each other

these are usually funny but this one made me think about how many men just HATE women for not giving them sex or attention and it really made me sad

6:59 the voice has me dying 😂😂

No one: Not a single soul: Random nice guy: ANSWER ME IM NICE

I'm binge watching these and it is INSANE how similar all the nice guys are. It's an amazing phenomenon, really.

NO PAPI SORROW GIVE US BACK THE "OOF" CENSOR EFFECT! JUST CUTTING OT THE WORDS ISNT WORKING

2:35 I like to think the reason they’re upset about the edit is not because they want to be a gentleman but rather because they can’t be bothered doing it and don’t want to be judged for it

1:25 is this his idea of dirty talk? “Wash your bucket”? Oh baby I can’t wait to wash your bucket.. lmao

*Why are all the phones at 12%*

Guy: Damn girl you're hot asf! Girl: I'm sorry but I'm currently in a relationship Guy: Man... my feelings are hurt but I understand. *This is literally how the situation should be. Even with vice versa genders.*

At 6:58 "No wait,don't do that" I laughed so hard at that

I never comment, ever. But I need to say that Sorrow TV is the funniest YT channel I’ve ever encountered. Holy cow, the voices are on point.

Here's the thing: no one, under any circumstances, is obligated to date you or reciprocate your feelings. And while there are many things about these nice guys and nice girls that are more than disturbing, here's something else that doesn't get said often enough: if you're being what you consider a nice person to get something back from it, then you really aren't a nice person.

I just realized another flaw in the delusions of the average nice guy. He thinks he can get a girlfriend just by *asking* a girl to be his girlfriend, even if she's already in a relationship, right? Well hypothetically, let's say she *was* that easy...why would you want a girlfriend who's so easy to sway that you could do so just by asking politely? That opens up the door to so much infidelity that, by his own logic, should be a-ok because it's how he did it in the first place, and you just *know* he's going to be upset about it regardless. The more I try to understand them, the more questions I end up with.

9:23 a finnish nice guy. Haven't seen this before. Torille.

0:14 male beta orbiter sounds like a fish lol

With the second one, he texted her at 2: 38am and sent six messages within three minutes. . . . . . . . . .obsessive people scare me

Guy: “Hey you’re really pretty do you wanna go out with me?” Girl: “No thanks, I’m sorry but I’m not interested” Guy: “That’s ok! I respect your decision and realize I’m not entitled to you because I complimented you :)” If only, right?

I love how he either devolves to the Scooby Doo voice or the "Eyy Tony!" voice.

"you're a big boyfriend" "...for you"

I cannot understand how it's remotely possible for anyone, ANYONE, to claim to be a nice person when they literally curse someone out and threaten to kill them just because they said, "No" in the most polite way possible. I swear, there has to be a mental illness out there that causes nice guys and nice girls to act this way, because at least then there'll be a logical reason for this fucking thing.

Some major tips for guys looking to date someone (as compiled from these videos): 1. Not every interaction with another human being is 'flirting' or 'leading on'. You wouldn't think of your boss handing you a file as flirting. 2. Nobody owes you a relationship. Gestures of kindness do not guarantee or even insinuate a romantic commitment. 3. Most of the pickup lines you think are 'clever' or 'sexy' will not be viewed as such universally. These bad lines may include (but are not limited to) words such as: -sleeping -knight/maiden -watch(ing) -females -cherish -nudes -dream(s) -Alpha/Beta -specimen 4. 'Already dating/taken' is an automatic 'no', and you cannot change it. Also, do not try to change a 'no'; just move on if you don't have a chance with someone. 5. Continuing to try the same person more than once is just... sad. It's pitiful and makes you look desperate. 6. Once you have verbally assaulted an individual, your chances of entering into an intimate relationship with them within the next few months is 0%. So refrain from calling desirable mates 'cunt' or 'bitch' or 'whore', and avoid death threats or suggesting suicide if you truly still desire their companionship. 7. Self-pity adds to the creepiness and does not help your case. If you have to resort to trickery, narcissism, and guilt-tripping, you're unlikely to hold many relationships, let alone begin them. 8. Proper spelling is not always key, but it does help. A few grammatical and spelling errors is acceptable and normal, but too many makes you seem young/uneducated- thus, less desirable. BONUS TIP: You can absolutely live your life WITHOUT having a mate every waking moment. There's no time limit on finding a suitable partner. Not every attractive person you meet is going to be worth it. Take your time, view your options, and keep an eye out for ACTUAL flirting. Flirting may sound like: -"Hey, maybe we should hang out some more. Just the two of us...?" -"If you don't have plans this weekend, maybe we could do something together." -"I know you like [franchise] and they just released a new movie. Wanna go see it?" This has been a 'beginning a relationship' PSA, published by some random chick who watched all ten r/niceguys Top Posts of All Time videos.

*Texts at 3 am* *Flips TF out because you're asleep.* 🤣🤣😂😂

Nice guy: I’m selfless Also nice guy: I can’t believe I got nothing out of that girl

The moment they say "Chad" in an unironic way... RUN!

This video is basically "girls answer to nice guys in a different or more positive way and they still get angry"

6:42 gets me every time 🤣🤣 can't understand shit without reading the text

I seriously wonder what planet these Nice Guys come from that they think that becoming completely hostile towards women who even let them down easy is going to end up with the woman going, "Well, gee... You really are a nice guy. Let me just drop my loving boyfriend for you." They really need to learn that all they're doing by throwing what's equivalent to a temper tantrum is embarrassing themselves by acting like spoiled children when they don't get their way.