/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter 

*trying to sleep* My brain: a b s o l u t e u n i t

The fact that Scottish people type out words the way they say them makes me incredibly happy.

When people attempt a Scottish accent and it ends up just sounding like brain damaged Irish

The donut one absolutely killed me _“AYE IM PLANNIN’ SUICIDE BY DONUT!”_

S U I C I D E B Y *D O N U T*

“Scottish people, according to us, talk in one long breath.” I mean, I do. It’s a problem sometimes, I get to the end of my sentence and I’m puffed 😂😂😂

“Yer da sells Avon” is a huge insult

3:33 “Yer da sells Avon”, is a popular insult here that became a bit of a meme roughly two years ago. It basically means that your dad is gay. It gets followed up with, “yer maw punts council”. What comes next is, “yer granny gets bullied at the bingo”.

How to stop depression, non scots doing Scottish accents

*I CAN’T CAST THAT RIGHT NOW* kills me EVERY time

I love how these Scots get mildly pissed when someone asks them something.

*Scottish is **_the_** most sexy accent, and here's why:* I noticed a guy sitting down at the National Theatre fountain in Oslo, Norway. I heard a guy speaking the _thickest_ Scottish accent I've ever heard. He would complain to women there that he'd gotten lost, and they all wanted to help him. This magnetism towards the opposite sex was absolutely mesmerising, so I had to go over there and listen more closely. Whatever he did, it worked. So I asked him, "So you're Scottish, eh?" The guy answered, "Ay, I'm Scottish ye. I got lost, but these fine maidens urr now helpin' me!" But before he managed to wave me off, I asked him, "Just curious... Where in Scotland are you from?" He turned back to me and answered quickly: "Dublin!" So I retorded, "That's in Ireland, mate!" "Oh, my bad," he said. "Used to live there, I'm actually from ... huuurrr ... Newcaste!" So I told him, "You're not bloody Scottich, mate! Dafuq kinda scam are you rolling here anyway?" But then he just leaned closer and went, "Ssshhhh, don't tell anyone pls! I'm Norwegian, but pretending to be a lost Scot attracts women left and right!"

“Who’s Masel” gets me every time.

Legends say he's still trying to kill Masel

That “I have the finest wares in the land!” was perfect.

Scottish people using "Everycunt" unironically made my day

In awe at the size of this lad... *ABSOLUTE UNIT.*

Countries/states ranked by how cryptic their inhabitants are: 1.) Australia 2.) Florida 3.) Scotland

i just can't stop laughing at "suicide by donut"

It’s been 3 years and “a b s o l u t e u n i t” Is still absolutely funny

Judging by their tweets, scotts are the most glorious people in the entire world and they need to be protected at all costs.

In awe at the size of this lad *AbSolUtE UnIt*

This was the golden age of soothouse, I miss these vids.

it’s the way they refer to the collective human race as “everycunt”

As an American, I just got a hell of a crash course on British accents.

i'm wheezing at that one accent *GLORY TO THE SIN'DOREI*

2:40 “slip knot season ticket holder” I’m gonna use that

Fun fact: the Scottish dialect is considered a different language by most linguists. Although it’s spoken on a sliding scale with English, depending on the social situation. Same deal with Jamacian Patois

*I CAN'T CAST THAT RIGHT NOW*

“why are you from Birmingham” *sad Brummy noises*

me: I'm half Scottish literally every English person in a five mile radius: ScOTLaAAnD

The sound of all of them laughing at the same time can cure fucking cancer

"slip knot ticket season holder" is the best insult I've heard yet

try to say "kachow" with an extra *T H I C C* scottish accent.

I love how Jack's the only one able to do a proper sounding Scottish accent

How to speak Scottish 101 Step 1: Have a Stroke Step 2: Profit

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Scottish people: *y a s l i p k n o t s e a s o n t i c k e t h o l d e r*

I’m Scottish and aye these accents are well shite but I’m still pissing my self laughing 😂

I still hear “ABSOLUTE UNIT” in my head time to time and it never fails to crack me up

I have been speaking english fluently enough for four years now, and i must say i prefer the scottish english way more.

I can confirm that these are accurate

*Translation 100* *Speech 100*

theres so many World of Warcraft references in this

This is a classic. I wish they continued to post on this channel though. Man oh man how times have changed.

""Why is there a mini shetland horse?" why how dare you! that's Lance Corporal Cruachan IV.. He's a shetland pony and is regimental mascot of the Royal Regiment of Scotland, he likes Polo Mints.

I had a scottish boyfriend once, he was an immigrant student and he taught me to play poker (and cheat) We were the best of friends, and we probably would still be together if it weren't for me moving.. The way he talked made me laugh ^^; we don't really talk anymore but if you end up dating a scot don't underestimate them, one moment they're the sweetest thing and the next you're watching them beat the snot out of someone.. It's a long story.

Twice every year this video pops up on my recommended section and twice every year it make me laugh like a sumbass zoooted out of their skull

this was simultaneously insulting and the funniest thing I've ever seen

to get a proper Scottish accent replace "A's" with "E's" *tae get ae proaur Scottesh accyent*

So this is where all the Scot Pokemon tweets came from

This makes me happy to be scottish

RIP Wee Lightning McQueen

America in two words... *ABSOLUTE UNIT*

"The tradition of having a black Shetland pony as an army mascot dates back to 1929 when Princess Louise, Duchess of Argyll, presented the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders with a black Shetland gelding." You're welcome!

Whenever I need a really good laugh I watch this video. It just always makes me laugh so hard. "I cant cast that right now" always kills me

Am I the only Scot who gets unnecessarily happy when we get appreciation-

*I C A N T C A S T T H A T R I G H T N O W*

5:04 *aBsOlUtE **_uNiT_*

How does Dan do those effects? Like the echo on *A B S O L U T E U N I T* ? 4:53 I don‘t care about money, I want that. God I hope it‘s Discord compatible.

I would love to spend some time in Scotland if only to try and pick up the accent and have a few laughs

i love that scottish people tweet in scottish

"I cant cast that right now" You fucking legend

here I am trying not to procrastinate, all of a sudden this dark souls boss of a video gets recommended.

I just realized this is Wilbur's Channel, immediately became a You laugh you lose.

ABSOLUTE UNIT

proud to be scottish at this exact moment

People have accents for different regions in a country that’s literally the size of my state. Bro.

i like how they get more and more unintelligible near the end

If I’m ever feeling down, I just listen to my Scottish friends have a chat

a b s o l u t e u n i t

_"AYE MOIRA, YE SPOT ON AVE BEEN OAN THE PROTEIN."_

"Golden Oak is crap!" was said to me by a Scottish guy delivering furniture to the warehouse I worked at. This was years before Austin Powers, I can still hear that wee man in the twilight before I fall asleep.

*_I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE A TAP_*

5:02 fucking KILLS me

Soothouse videos give such a good 1:00am vibe that its still funny after 5 years

I've never heard a Scottish person use ABSOLUTE UNIT before watching this video, now i use it every day

In awe at the size of this channel. A B S O L U T E U N I T

I was so surprised by that "Anu belore dela'na" I almost fell of my chair God I love rewatching all your videos every year

As a Scotsman I am pissing of a mix of laughter and embarrassment

"ANU BELORE DELA'NA. GLORY TO THE SIN'DOREI" **Blood Elf haters are quaking**

This video is a timeless classic I will rewatch for years to come.

“ *AYE! I CAN...* n o t d o t h a t.” This is why we love David.

I die every time the second ABSOLUTE UNIT comes on, I'm not even kidding

Honestly, Dan's comic timing in this video is just flawless

as a scottish person this video doesn’t fail to make me cry with the fkn accents

i revisit this video once in a while, amazing

Of all things, I was not expecting this to be a source for sin'dorei memes wtf A N U B E L O R E D E L A' N A

"Im oot of raenge"

0:20 Rhianna is secretly River Song Confirmed

Why do Scottish people always have the best and most original insults, like it feels like they've spent their whole lives getting angry and nothing else

I’m Scottish and all of this is just the norm

*AH CAN'T CAST THAT RIGHT NAO*

"anu belore dala'na" "glory to the sin'dorei" that voice had me hollering 😭

Wilbur is just wheezing in the background in all of these 😆

ABSOLUTE PANT

*D I S G U S T A N G!*

Jokes aside, who really would throw away a 4 pack of hedgehogs and leave one in it?

You scotsmen are THE best people I've ever met, and I had the lucky pleasure to actually meet one scottish guy (or was he irish?) that worked at a pub.

Typical shooter game Primary mission: *Kill masel*

SootHouse? More like . . . *_SCOTHOUSE_*