@SimplyiDol How does the fact that the spouse isn't able to move have anything to do with it being half of a marrige? As someone who is married to a my little pony plushy, I'm offended.
Will: "When was the last time you made a connection to someone?" Rhianna: "never." *Country Roads playing in the background, getting increasingly closer, louder and mixed with the sounds of water waves*
Yeah why do girls use tinder even if they are in a relationship? I’ve honestly never understood why Usually they say that they wanna just make more friends or whatever but it’s kinda like suspicious
Wait, where do you make meaningful connections to people? You only make a meaningful connection to a cat! And that cat tells you to fucking go to sleep!!!
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY, YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY, PLEAAAASE, OHH BABYY, DON'T GO~ SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL TONIGHT~ IT'S HARD TO LET IT GO~
I imagine it's random people shouting *_CYKA BLYAT_* while blasting hardbass at each other, the males with the most impressive Adidas stripes and most anti-western hardbass gets the ladies.
Cassandra TM . . . I will sing to you so Said The {cat at the window} . . . Meow meow meow meow meow 🎶meow meow 🎶meow m M m M m M m M m M m meow meow M 🎶m M m M m M m meow🎶 meow meow🎶 meow meow meow meow meow mmmmmmmmeeeeeeeoooooowwwww meow 🎶meow meow🎶 meow mmmmmmmeeeeeeeoooooo🎶wwwww meow meow mmmmmmmeeeeeeeoooooowwwww 🎶meow meow meow meow meow m M m M m M m M m M m meooww meow meooww🎶 meow 🎶meooww meow meooww meow meow meow m M m M m M m. . . Just a short little song by the {cat at the window} to another cat . . . 🐈
Pretty sure i was in the same room as soothouse but was too british to ask if they were then so I thought id do it in a youtube comment. Were you in the north around 2 weeks ago?
The plant is indigenous to South America and is said to originate from the area between southern Brazil and Paraguay;[2] however, little is known about the origin of the domesticated pineapple (Pickersgill, 1976). MS Bertoni (1919)[18] considered the Paraná-Paraguay River drainages to be the place of origin of A. comosus.[19] The natives of southern Braziland Paraguay spread the pineapple throughout South America, and it eventually reached the Caribbean, Central America, and Mexico, where it was cultivated by the Mayas and the Aztecs. Columbus encountered the pineapple in 1493 on the leeward island of Guadeloupe. He called it piña de Indes, meaning "pine of the Indians", and brought it back with him to Spain, thus making the pineapple the first bromeliad to be introduced by humans outside of the New World. The Spanish introduced it into the Philippines, Hawaii (introduced in the early 19th century, first commercial plantation 1886), Zimbabwe, and Guam. The fruit is said to have been first introduced in Hawaii when a Spanish ship brought it there in the 1500s. The Portuguese took the fruit from Brazil and introduced it into India by 1550.
