All we want is cursed comments and blursed images tbh. Although, I do agree with most other people, these quick videos on other subreddits are pretty fun.
Omnes una manet nox You severely underestimate the amount of tireless work, blood sweat and tears, and countless hours that some put into creating shitposts. And also, plenty of art is created on a whim. Spontaneity is an art form in itself. You may not understand all forms of art, but that doesn’t make any one of them any less valid. By definition, memes and shitposting are forms of art too. Just as one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, one man’s shitpost is another man’s Picasso.
Fun fact: The painting that depicts some cats having some sort of tea time (time stamp: 3:00) is actually created by a guy named Louis Wain. In the early days, Louis Wain’s painting depicting a bunch of anthro cats was actually kinda decent looking (like you see in this video)... but one day something happened (I’m not sure what exactly) and he was diagnosed with schizophrenia. From there, his cat paintings got more epileptic, chaotic and pattern-ridden and in his last few paintings he made in his life, the cat that a lot of ppl once knew became unrecognisable as it was ridden with bunch of colours and weird patterns... the only thing notable that had stood out as his old paintings were the eyes of the cat... even if it’s all pattern-ridden, their eyes are visible enough to be seen looking back at you... These cat paintings are called the “Schizophrenic Cats” by many and you can look it up if you want... it was kinda sad but very interesting.
Plot twist: The artists actually painted the cats accurately and realistically, but as with the picture of Dorian Grey, over the years (and nine lives) they warped and changed to suit the cat's personalities.
Satan: Eh, she's been a good child, why the fuck not. Oi, Pit of Eternal Darkness, give me your best Devil Dog, now and I'll reduce your eternal damnation.
What if Satan is the real life santa and he's always sad that no one writes to him to ask for presents and when the girl wrote to him he was so excited and gave her the best dog ever. We all should start writing Christmas letters to Satan every year to make him happy.
No one: Furries artist in the middle ages: my fursona is this cat, i drew them patting some flowers, they looked lonely so i drew two others in as fast as i could
What BOOMERS think teens find funny: Video games Hurting animals Disrespecting mom + dad What they actually find funny: Old-timey shitposts Reddit Memes
I kinda like video games And mom stopped getting respect when she stopped giving it and turned into a backstabbing conniving bitch So no I don’t like to disrespect people but those who have no respect for me shall get neither mercy, respect, trust or help
When we were reading Romeo and Juliet, the teacher said back then, women weren't allowed to be actresses so they literally had a young guy play the girl parts lmao
@@dapper-ant2634 not bull at all, simply keeping people from appropriating characters to change their gender, so that all students may participate. You know, instead of excluding all the females from participating like the teachers mentioned above. Dont be a dick in the name of being woke or historically accurate. Just pick a part that matches your gender and move the fuck on
*Man high as hecc on opium*: ayo man you ever wonder if the world revolved around the sun...and not the other way around? Shopkeep:...please leave you were banned 2 years ago
I came into the comments looking for this. It's by far the craziest OTC drug in this stuff, there were so many opiate addicts back then. Morphine was likely considered light because pure heroin was just as obtainable.
@@itexplodes3824 sounds like Sherlock needs to lay off on the lsd, actually, if hes talking to another Sherlock Holmes... also nice good omens username
Always loved and hated this story. The dragon didn't need to die it was already tamed by the end, but at least the town honored it a bit after they were scolded for killing a reformed creature.
10:31 Hamlet looks like an anime villian that just had elemental fight with a character from the show and Hamlet won so he can just use his fire wall to burn him alive
8:50 For those of you who are interested, this is a painting of the slaying of the Tarrasque. Basically, according to the myth, this dragon-turtle monstrosity was terrorising the French countryside and none of the knights or soldiers could work out how to kill it because it would just regenerate. A maiden asked to be allowed to lead the next expedition and it let her just tie a leash around its neck and lead it into a field where the soldiers could dismember it and then cut out its heart.
Ah yes saint Martha. You're forgetting about the part where the Tarrasque repented and she essentially had a pet dragon for all of 10 minutes before the town killed it. As an apology they all converted to Christianity
When Oz said he played Ophelia, I got flashbacks to my English 9 class's reenactment of Romeo and Juliet where I was Tybalt and also the only person who gave a shit about their acting. That's probably because I would be the perfect theater kid if I didn't have crippling stage fright and anxiety issues, but whatever.
5:05 you wake up in a horse pulled carriage with four other men One of them says: "you there you're finally awake, you were trying to cross the border weren't you?"
You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care? A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I'm... I'm from Rorikstead. ...looks like the Thalmor are with him. General Tullius, sir. The headsman is waiting. Good. Let's get this over with! Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Look at him. General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this.
10:36 my high school literature class did the same thing but with Macbeth. I got Lady Macbeth and I yelled “YAY” when I got her part because I wanted to be the evil character
When we did Julius Ceasar in HS, I was Julius and had to make the statement "come in my right hand"..I don't know how 16 year old pervy me made it through.
4:20 and that's actually the guy who said that the earth was revolving around the sun (yes I decided that this was the best time stamp to use) Edit: I regret my life choices
The painting at 8:45 is depicting the story of St Martha and the Tarrasque. Basically this massive dragon was harrasing a town in France, St Martha shows up and pacifies the Tarrasque with holy water but when she takes it to town to show the people that it's no longer a threat they kill it which upsets her so they name the town after it. Also there's this horrible statue of it in the town were it has a mans face.
For the cat painting, it’s by the artist Louis wain, you should totally see his art once his mental health descended, it truly shows what happens to the mind
This just reminds me of this one time I had to do a PowerPoint presentation on the holy grail and I just used a lot of monty python references and just used the simplest of words to describe everything and passed.
The "he's usually so friendly" girl walking her "dog" picture is actually Saint... I think it was George, taming and then (unnecessarily- because a tamed dragon would have been so much cooler-) slaying a dragon that gobbled up maiden sacrifices 😅
On the "Istanbul not Constantinople" its actually Constantinople, I only learned this recently but it wasn't until 1930 some years after The Ottoman Empire became Turkey did they rename it to Istanbul. Pretty interesting imo
5:27 Yeah, the current leader on the invade of Istanbul, "Mehmet II", fricking sailed the ships ON THE LAND! He was such crazy. Btw you don't have to say that it's not Constantinapolis, I've lived my entire life in Istanbul and I wouldn't be mad at you if you don't say.
