r/woooosh Best Posts #24 

A quarter of these responses are either from someone who forgot their morning coffee or zoned out of this plane of existance

Anonymous Ghost: Stupidity has a limit me: and you have broken it

Fun fact: Most people who are alive have breathed

There's a typhoon coming. A woooosh here and a woooosh there.

I would be lying if I said this wasn’t one of my all time favorite subreddits

"I think I heard a whoosh." -Emmet Brickowski, The LEGO Movie, 2014.

*insert sarcasm* *doesnt get sarcasm* *w o o s H*

Is it a bird? Is it plane? Nope, it’s the joke.

Fun fact: Austrians get really happy if you acknowledge their existence. I have proof cause I got happy

*mrbeast and gio uploads at the same time....* Me:.... A sacrifice must be made...

bullets are not magnetic! me: cool My brain: how many magnets does it take to stop a bullet! thumbnail flash backs

This uploaded at the exact time as a mr beast vid and I chose this.

who remembers when he only had like 800k (edit) i was here at around 700k ish i think

Fun Fact of the day:If you rewatch the song "What Does The Fox Say?"Every character is a furry

A couple years ago I was playing a game where everyone said “lmao” and I just didn’t know what it meant. I asked the chat and they said what it means. I just thought they were laughing about something else and nobody responded to me, so it took like five messages of me asking “no actually what does it mean” until I understood, and to this day I’m salty whenever I think about it.

HOLD UP TEDtalks isn’t actually some guy called Ted talking to celebrities? I didn’t know that.

Me: *searches silverfish* *sees a picture of silverfish irl* Me: Wait, so silverfish isn't made of blocks.

So I actually thought TEDTalks was just a guy named Ted who did a bunch of talks, and the other people were named Ted too. I am so dumb, but this video has enlightened me.

Wait TED isn’t a person?! No joke I thought he was a person (OMG I’m so dumb 🤦‍♂️)

Don’t worry, Gio. I paused the video to give you a break. You deserve it, buddy.

3:35 GioFilms: 4 in 1 baby , we got em Me: 4 in what

as a child, i actually believed that all your force and movement will just stop instantly if you jump off a moving object

*Commenting salute of every Giofilms video.* *Salute*

1:42 can we admire these people’s pfps?

5:38 ????? But she ISN’T wearing a mask??? I don’t get the joke honestly

Alternate title:Idiots have a .50% chance of calling people idiots.

🎵”Some things never change, like Giofilm’s intro song”🎵

r/woooosh is basically when someone does not get a joke (and when it flies over there head)

2:00 his corpse could have hit enter due to physics

5:34 You got double-wooooshed!

Petition for Gio to do an r/wooosh week.

This channel and Reddit are getting so much better every video.

8:45 👁👄👁 i actually thought it was named after a guy named te..............

4:45 That guy just bought himself a one way ticket to losertown

i’m disappointed that he cut off the ending of the last one, someone replies with “i will not let ted hide behind these lies anymore”

It must be so exhausting talking as much as giofilms did in the vid, so I paused it to let him have a break!

Everyone: FiRsT Me: Last. MUAHAHAHA

The hacking text conversation was fucking amazing

6:31 IT HAD TO BE A GACHA KID

7:56 No I'd go back for my phone, ask where it is and then realize that it was in my hand the whole time. 😂😅

Seriously he actually died this is a serious situa

It's not the fall that kills you it's the sudden stop

1:10 my bro tried this and he woke up

6:43 wait i think ive seen this tweet before- I HAVE LOL EVERYONE WAS GETTING SO MAD AT THE MINECRAFT JOKES IN THAT COMMENT SECTION IM SO GLAD IT GOT ON REDDIT

Flip flap swooooosh what the noise? You being wooooshed

1:18 I think it's safer when you press Z to somersault when you're close enough to the ground.

4:05 don’t you know it’s rude to ask for men’s ages

Fun fact... I'm so tired I just thanked my printer for printing my homework...

5:18 this reply was clearly a joke too?

Ok but I didn’t actually know what TED stood for 😂

I paused the vid so Gio could take a break

2:19 Hey, atleast he was a good sport about being on wooosh

8:10 i knew i’d be famous one day

2:46 sounds like something an Australian would say... oh wait

4:04 elon is actually like 50, not even joking

0:53 as an BTS Army I can confirm that did happen

0:07 hahaha me and my sister fart at night time then my mom came in and said ewwwwwwwwww🤢🤢🤢

This made me laugh today! And for that I thank you

I paused the video so geo can have a break 😌

1:01 Yeah but that's definitely BTS behind him though.

I paused this video halfway to give gio’s voice a break

The goat 🐐 or reddit commentaries

damn im early without having notifications

3:13 that doesn't mean those kids aren't still friends

When you are so early you don't know what to type so you just type this Edit: u know that hahaha u haha when u hahaha

No one : Commenters who sees that someone didn't get the joke : r/woosh

Hey How are ya'll You alive? Good

5:37 OP got whooshed

I hate when people have bad spellling in there memes.

0:38 Gio: says 500 million Me: reads it and it says 50 million

E.

1:09 yes I did this it was safe.

POV: you’re not first

“Inshulated” -Gio, 2020

second i guess xd u wont see this anyway

I called a bully "doo Doo butter" And he immediately have a mental breakdown

To the unsuspecting reader, and to all of your family, I hope you have the best day ever! *Sending Virtual Happiness*

0:45 well guess what bucko you just fucking broke it

1st Yeah gotta say it, everyone else does it :3

Did you know death can be prevented from not dying?

Ok about the one with the magnet on the hat to attract the bullets: Even if bullets weren't lead, the impact of the bullet being attracted to the magnets would hurt the person with the hat more than if the person got shot.

the moral : kids thought they're smart but in the end , the got in a sub reddit

Guy: lol here funni Guy1: guys no real!1!1!1!!1!1! Guy2: wosh Guy1: btw im using advanced *sarcasm*

Guys i heard humans are made out of humans

Who could've known this was his last woosh video dang time flies

Gio: *posts* My day: We were bad but now we're good.

Whenever someone gets wooshed by an Onion post, we should say they got ‘chopped’ by the onion

I've noticed a pretty weird thing. People who get wooshed always add an awkward smiling emoji

Is it weird I thought TEDtalks was a man called Ted talking about his life so far?

I don't know why but that xbox hack one just infuriated me a ton

Idk what I was expecting when it said roast to use in a fight when he said doodoohead I choked on my pickle

Thankyou for making great content!

Fun fact: yes is a word

I’m dumb, I though TED talks was a guy named Ted saying smart stuff.

2:40 actually Australia is quite hot

bruh the thumbnail got me dead i couldnt stop laughing

8:35 Didn't they make a gibberish song together though? I remember listening to it back in the day.

I genuinely thought ted was like, the creator of ted talks. I feel so dumb now

0:50 I remember seeing those comments on a video lol

Nice Vid *don't listen to the bots They want subs and likes and thats it