Radioactive Cat 

sir, why is your cat radioactive?

@@AniWee_Own_A_Whole_Stonksit ate some glowing green shredded leaves

@@jackakakreanxx5587 "Has your cat shown any interest in living down in the sewers and learning martial arts?"

@@acronus “it just showed an interest in sleeping in an abandoned nuclear cell that is 2x8 inches

@@AniWee_Own_A_Whole_Stonks i tried making a tik tok with that one cat that likes eating uranium

and is listening to radioactive

​@@Hhhologram he's waking up, to ash and dust

​@@verticalflyingb737 he wipes his brow and he sweats his rust

​@@shutheupup2he's breathing in, the chemicals

insert imagine dragons radioactive real

😂😂😂😂😂

Yall Reed Chernobyl in Russian Accent I bet! Ha!

@@macharvey6573 I always read it like "Cher? No, Bill!", but I know that there is something like "Chemo-Bill", too

"yo where did your cat come from?" "chornobyl"

Maybe it could have a career hunting mice in Pripyat before working it's way up to reactor No 4.😂

Fallout ghoul

I'm surprised the cat isn't glowing yet

Fallout fans after watching their cat lose all its hair and nose to radiation: 🚬🗿

It would be pretty *rad* to be an immortal ghoul with an immortal ghoul kitty 😎

​@@desklamp6708* *turns feral* *

underrated comment

very underrated comment

Exceedingly high underrated comment.

А что если он доказал то что у него кот из космоса и поэтому он весь радиоактивный 😂

you, sir.

Catgirl!

My name is Meows Morales and I was bitten by a radioactive cat!

why is this not the top comment

​@@weakishDang right it should be

Better Catwoman origin story than the Catwoman movie

😂

She IS the demon core*

sorry no cat related superpowers for you

Why does this seem like something that would be written in a Wattpad fanfic

ITS OVER 1000

"not great not terrible"

And the cat is acting like he not an atomic bomb🤣

"You didn't see a hairball because it's NOT. THERE."

He said over 2,000 and the cat was in the 4,000 range not 40,000

this is the funniest comment here and somehow no one has noticed it.

@@niksu9932say no more

lmaoo

best thing i've seen this year

LMAO

"Am I in danger?" "Mr. Fluffles, you *are* the danger"

i know which explosion youre talking about its Chernobyl

@@kunarnav1985 there wasn't a nuclear explosion in Chernobyl, just a regular one.

@@Xenomorphin1 it was quite literally nuclear. the entire area affected by the blast is uninhabitable for humans, and won't be for quite a while.

@@guitarplayer1495 no it wasn't. It was steam pressure building up and exploding, throwing radioactive fallout around. A nuclear explosion is what happened in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Two entirely different things.

@@Xenomorphin1 bruh, it literally was a nuclear power plant. 😂

hes deadly

this cat contains pure uranium

​@@robocatssj3theofficialPurranium Aight im out

@@No-cc1fq I permit you to stay in. That was a fair cook.

​But he doesnt bite, he just kills everyone around him over time ​@@zzzmatyzzz

I just imagined a pissed off cat with a large face scar and an eyepatch sharpening it's claws with a glare, as if saying "I lived, and I'm coming for you Schrodinger".

I knew someone gonna joke about Schrödinger's cat

"Ah yes... THE RADIATION would kill you"

@@jellyman2k214TSA allows you to bring a live lobster on board a plane but they have to inspect it

negative ion cat

@@TheAechBombCool PFP

positive healing cat (definitely not a radiological weapon)

​@@caldercockatoo2234 naw that's the worst kind of furry PFP. I hate the robot/furry combo

@@zarrowthehorsebruh what they do to you?

- It's like ~0.275 mSv/h, you're probably fine up to 100 mSv. Acute illness starts at a few hundred mSv (yes, this is enough to make the cat "sick", but it was sick before) - Pet your cat, but don't sleep next to your cat (or stay close to them for more than a few hours. - Don't pet the cats if this is your job (use a 2 m stick, that's a moderately protective distance), just like X-rays are pretty safe a few times per year, but not a few times per day. - I'm pretty sure radioiodine (pretty sure that's what they gave the cat, probably doing thyroid ablation) decays to something stable, and has a radiological half life of ~8 days. I think if you count the typical biological half life of the iodine in a cat (excess iodine getting excreted) it's closer to 4 days. So in like 40 days (10 half lives) the cat won't be very radioactive at all, and in 80 days (10 radiological half lives) the same applies to the initial (and all subsequent) litter. - Funranium Labs has a blog post or Twitter thread on this topic, having worked in a facility doing this sort of therapy. Allegedly the worst part of the job was not being allowed to pet the inpatient cats.

@@reddragonflyxx657 cool

@@reddragonflyxx657yep, that’s very cool

@@reddragonflyxx657you’re neither a vet or a health physicist. You don’t know shit and have no credentials quit tryna spread information you don’t even know about.

@@bencooler2003 No... You are very wrong. This is 131I which is given to humans and animals alike for the treatment of hyperthyroidism. 131I emits beta radiation which is absorbed locally and does not exit the cat's body. (However, the activity itself is excreted and does thus exit the body) Additionally, it does emit high energy gamma radiation, mostly at 364 keV, this is what is detected here.

@@PartialViewmusic daaaaamn ok, yeah idk ^^^^this

That model can't detect Alpha radiation.

@@Molon_Labe1776 Ight ye don’t wanna spread any misinformation, I’ll delete it.

Inverse square law baby!

I kinda thought something similar, just not as funny

"Your twisted experiments end here, Johnny! The end of man's reign is nigh! Catkind will prevail!"

Hulkat

LOL SAME

Jon... these Demon cores are only making me stronger Jon...

my cat died tuesday and i cant sleep, i know what you feel

@@Dicka899 I'm sorry for your loss :(

I remember seeing this vid without context, so I assumed a cats purr somehow messes with g counters lol

Cursed comments

haha its purr- *every inch of skins starts to peel off*

That's a brand new sentence that one lmao

This should totally be an Undead creature type, in D&D.

corium explosion incident

More like polonium.

@@strangewayfaringstranger corium is more radioactive as it consists of Straight out a reactor spent uranium fuel, and reacts with itself giving off incredible amounts of neutron radiation.

He's so warm to hold!

Is he going full demon-core if jumps into the lead box?

The geiger counter shatters.

That is how "Schrodinger Cat" theory were invented

It's the fact, not the plot twist

this would explain why their litter is radioactive too

cat can be really toxic someting

Cats are now deemed too brutal for war

And it's over 9000!

Cuteness Per Minute

I get it! The closer you get, the cuter it is! The farther you get, the lesser the cute you get to experience!

​@@newleafoverit the more u know 👍

Cuteness per meow 😸

💀💀

that shit is just cringe

​@@FartInYourFace234 Bro really said that with that pfp

​@@eriqrohweltall1611fr its crazy

Ah, the ATF, snooping as usual I see

Gray like the walls of the Chernobyl power plant

@@HappyInSpite25 Gray is the unit used to denote radiation exposure to a living being

@@Bready3000 okay you’re smarter than me

I was gonna say haha! A while back I actually had a therapist named Nick Sivert. Shame he didn't go into radiology lol

graystillplays???

now he needs to be reported to the government

*crunches intensely while Uranium Fever plays in the background*

A light 287 trillion calories snack

@@sillygoober23 i wouldn't snitch on my homie like that

“What do you have in your mouth!?” *Starts chewing faster*

I was looking for an informed comment cause that seems insane lol

Thank you so much, I had to scroll way too far to find out what was happening lol

oh i see i also remember a video showing an x-ray detector going crazy from pulling a tape roll really fast and it was show it was just because of the static electricity

I thought it was because a certain type of cat litter can set off a Geiger counter.

Edit the first sentence to say "Paragraph guy here,"

This X-cat about to join X-men

@@electrotatar7357make sure to take your rad-x

Fallout 0.76

as soon as another animal steps into it's territory it's dead

*defend its territory

my favorite comment of this video

Oopsie >w< sowwy for giving your radiating poisoning :3

CPM here stands for Cats Per Minute

За то мило UwU

ZzzJOxOLzzZ Ww----

Cats *Purr minute

Brioukhanov 😆

I love that meme

😂 solid reference

Hahaha😂😂

Owner : " People die when they are killed "

Top comment 😭

There should be a movie like Saw but featuring cats trying to escape from Schrodinger (Jigsaw).

Radium is a great bulking snack

+10 rads

Cool more rads

_crunch_

1920's-ass problem tbh

"Ah, Atom's blessings reach out even to the wastelands animals!" The cultist said, affectionately petting the cat.

uraaaanium feeever

Cat visited the snake oil salesman. 😏

R.I.P

Yes, that much radiation is dangerous. But short exposure's not gonna really hurt you. It's long-term exposure you have to worry about unless radiation counts are extremely high, and that doesn't count as extreme.

@@saucierboar260 why he said dont snugle with z cat

@@saucierboar260 source?

@@saucierboar260Whats radio therapy for?

to be fair that card is really cautious as those levels are no where near dangerous. for example the 13 microseiverts per hour exposure would take an entire year to increase your risk of getting cancer. the cat had a peak of 21 times that which is actually kinda high that you probably wouldn't want the cat laying on your chest when you sleep at night as its the same as getting one chest x ray every hour and a half its laying on you. still wouldn't actually hurt you though.

@@kevinforget549I think the card is meant for environmental radiation. If you just walk around somewhere in public space and get that level of radiation out of the blue you should absolutely give a call to the authorities

At the source of radiation, it's normal that's it is so high. But less than a meter away from the cat, it was way below this.

Chornobyl cat

@@sanantonio855no i think it for in side the nuclear power plant my dad work in one

What if it's communism per minute

@@manender1020 your cat is very communist

@@manender1020COMMIE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gold mate 😂😂

Not the stick of Cobalt-60 😭

Damnit, not again...

"The Hydrogen dog and the Cobalt cat, side by side in the armory sat, Nobody thought about fusion or fission. Everyone spoke of their peace time mission, till somebody came open the door. There they were, in a neutron fog. The Codrogen Cat And the Hybalt dog; they mushroomed up with a terrible roar, and nobody never was there no more." Space-child's Mother Goose - Frederick Winsor

Lmao

i see you are a man of culture

"How'd you survive your vet visit?" "Didn't! Got killed!"

War, war never changes

You were right the first time 😂, all cats are weapons of mass destruction, this one is now nuclear powered

The cat that started the Iraqi war

The biggest threat are lost/abandoned radiation sources.

@@meepy2739meowraqi war

20000 cpm isnt dangerous levels, thats like in the subzeros of milisieverts per hour, and 10000 milisieverts is lethal

No but really, if you decide to bring your cat home from the vet before about 20 days after the treatment, there are very strict waste disposal rules you have to follow. If that litter goes to the wrong place, you could really mess things up at the dump.

​@skittykay yep, we have radiation detectors for all the trucks coming through, they're little PVC pipes fitted with some sensor, had them go off before and rejected many 76,000lb loads for it. Once they leave its their issue, but it's "supposed" to go to a different facility, there's a hole in the side if a mounting somewhere near the eastern United States it gets taken to and dumped down a hole in the mountain lol

so it begins 😐

war. war never changes.

"I just want to start" "A flame in your heart"

Tun TAdum Tadum TAdum Tadum TAdum Tadum ta..

“I just want to start a flame in your heartttt.”

It's Schrödinger's cat ! Literally...

“I am become death, destroyer of worlds.” - The Cat probably

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Yeah that cat litter is going to be pretty hot!

We have a lot of pet owners. The vet gets full very fast and spaces gets occupied, thats why here in the US they prefer to send the pet home after a day or two and have you take care of it.

Vets are expensive so a lot of people don't keep them there for too long after treatment. 21 days at the vet sounds very very expensive, especially after this already expensive treatment

​@@amogusenjoyerYep, the vet took my sister's 2 whole paychecks in 5 days lmao (small surgery and some meds)

Why? Its radioactive iodine. It cannot hurt you unless you injest it. I had my thyroid niked, and i was simlar numbers and was out in ten minutes. Not days, minutes.

That's cat by definition.

You don´t know if it´s unphased - he didn´t measure the current...

Might be because of the radiation therapy. I mean that's like 10x over the safety limit.

@@abyssstrider2547 it's actually around 20x over

@@ahamay2012 Nobody's else got it

purranium-235

The Chernobyl cat 💀

“40,000 CPM. Not great, not terrible"

He served the Soviet Union o7

And the cat adopted entire Chernobyl

The answer is simple: become a cat, it's cheaper.

​@anneominous7172 Even if you were to make the numbers proportionate, I think you'd find the cat still has better healthcare than most Americans.

@@anneominous7172 Is that why they do it? I mean the "furries"

@@ivankawnartist Yeah cats are on the Canadian system. When things don't work, they put you down.

@straightpipediesel They subject those who aren't working out to be put down by felines? Oh, wow! Oh, well. Not every country can have a perfectly flawless healthcare system as Americans do.

Proton is needed😂

Chernobyl's radiation levels the first few hours after the explosion would be in the millions or billions if your measuring in cpm, which 1 cpm is a very very very small amount

"Should I report my cat to the government?"

@@JorgetePanete ty

@@Reaper-Ortus-Apex No, it has superpower which belong to you by law!

"Get that loud clicking thing away from me"

Godzilla is inspired by cats

That geiger counter noise is incredibly annoying to cats

„So as we can see, don’t hug your cats after a radioactive iodine treatment, smoothskins!“

LOL

Maybe it will inspire the uploader to post a status update.

probably because we all watched the fallout show tbh

Radioactive cat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

RU-vid knows we watched Fallout. Cookies. Tracking.

@@Texas240 I didn’t watch it

Nope my is in the shop

@@Sci_X1 Who the hell is he? HQ said they were sending one agent. Not two.

@@Sci_X1Jeez I actually didn’t expect a fallout 4 reference here, nice!

@@FUCKYOUGOOGLE4PHONENUMBERGMAIL Strelok doesn't want you to talk about that game. It attracts pseudogiants.

@@IIIAnchani Who the FUCK is that??? Not trying to be rude.

If it's so dangerous for you then hows the cat going to fare getting 300 microsiverts an hour for a week

@@Knatrick apparently pretty well since it doesn't kill them and its a recommended treatment.

takes about 2 weeks for the cat to be safe again. Consider that there's a biological half-life to the iodine as well as the regular half-life. The cat's pissing it out at the same time it's decaying. You have to hold on to the litter for 80 days though.

HALF LIFE 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

@@Daedalus117 why hold it? It's extra radioactive, even better for putting it at doorstep of a bad neighbor

That sounds crazy. I went with a regular surgery and they resected half of my thyroid and I was lucky to have it fully restored w/o any medications. Long live your brother!

Wow, glad that worked for you @bremsberg. My brother has been quite satisfied with his results, as far as I know, and his condition had been pretty dire when he had the treatment. He is now a surgical nurse and I am very proud of him!

I had my thyroid nuked too. Luckily got it done during covid lockdown so avoiding people wasn't a problem.

Nice that he was allowed to go home. In germany, radiation is mandated very strictly by law so you have to stay locked in a hospital room until you‘re deemed safe to be around again

How does he not get radiation sickness but can give to others around him?

He'll gain the ability to nap 20 hours a day

@@SomethingCool51 thats... not even horrible

You will certainly get the feline hability of living less than 20 years

Your power would be cancer

That's not how it works. You will not get any powers and if it bites you, you probally will just get an infection or something else. But metaphorically if the bite would have done something associating with radiation, your dna would disintegrate and you would die an agonising death

Cats will eat you when they see you dead

​@@JPGXX2Yes, it's an animal, it's supposed to survive

@@UmUs If you are on a room without food and exit and only your mom, you will eat she?

@@JPGXX2each animal is different. Cant blame the cat, it’s just going of primal instincts. “I love you man, really do. So when you go, I’ll eat you so nobody else does ❤️” -cat (or something)

@@SQUAREHEADSAM1912 literally I don't know why I start this thread by saying the cat is going to kill you 😂 Take a laugh guys 🤡