Every single word = Le divine truth. Been there. Done that. All of it. Every single thing. I swear on my father's life, NOT going back. I'd rather die young. Now, there is one thing that Mr. Srivastav missed in this sketch. Generational difference has to be accounted for here in his case. Ok. There are two kinds of people on Mumbai local trains now in the General compartment during rush hour. One - Tall. Two - Short/Average (Like me). So if you're a six footer, hang on to the door top. If you're an average guy, try the window handles. You better be Spider-Man if you're average. Otherwise, well, you better have a strong heart that doesn't die of a heart attack every time you light up. Aahh. I missed a point. So the edit. Tall and strong Gay guys. So if your father is cheap enough to NOT give you a first class pass, please expect groping. Now you're not a gal. So, NO 'Me too' stuff. Have fun. Being strong, smoker and a strong heart just MIGHT help ya in the city of 'DREAMS'. Oh yeah, there's more.A PG 'aunty' will go to your bathroom when you're nude to check out the well 'water connection' and see if you're NOT abusing it. Aahh. There's a Transport Strike after a 37K crore BMC budget. So, you have to starve till you end up in office for unregulated hours of work in THAT train and the power goes out so you can fricking EAT. Then you go to the frickin streets looking for Vada Paav or Litti Chokha or Samosas or wutevs till Kareena Kapoor passes by in a frickin Range Rover rubbin it in your frickin face. Check out the story. It WILL CHECK OUT. Borgis be Borgis. The streets are really friendly though. You ask a young guy as to when the next local is?He'll put down his earphones and guide you to the best of his ability. I had an app for that but I never used it. Always loved a small yet decent conversation.The guys in their 60's? Nahh. They are Gay now.
