Raldi's Crackhouse is the MOST OUTRAGEOUS thing I have ever played. 

"testicular torsion" is the last thing I was expecting to hear from Ryan...

This game is probably the most accurate representation of the ADHD experience.

Incase you come back to this game Ryan, here’s some tips: (Spoilers for who doesn’t know the mod) - You can break Windows with a hammer - The Polish cow marker is to set your location when you get teleported by the Cow - The Glock is used to take out Van man, or the Van from kidnapping you, it’s also used to shoot Mr. Beast when you steal his credit card, which brings you into a goofy boss battle - The iPhone is used to call the hitman, which can take out Raldi, but for a temporary amount of time - The Med Kit I think is used when you get Shot by Beans - The currency you have is in the top right corner, and you can use it for the BSoda and Zesty bar machines as you will in the original game, like what you did for the Ender pearls - The monkenator is used to gain speed and the ability to crash through windows - The 15 Second energy is to gain speed for a temporary amount of time - Raldi *CANT* get you if you’re in the bathroom taking a shat, that’s why he speeds up away from you - When Mr. Beast catches you, you end up in Jail, and that’s how the game ends. BUT, if you were lucky enough to have a ‘Get out of Jail’ card, you end up with a cutscene that goes directly back to the game - The ‘Balls’ posters, you can go through them -BSoda is the most powerful item in the game, for it can block any character and block Beans’s boolets! - In one of the ‘Balls’ poster, there is FREAKING WALTER WHITE, and he gives you a cr@ckpipe - With the Cr@ckpipe, you can give it to Raldi, and he takes about 7 seconds before speeding up faster than Sonic himself - In the long hallway (the right side in the beginning of the game), there is a Battlebus with Raldi that takes you to a minigame Hopefully this helps!

Baldi is a pretty nostalgic game, seeing it being remade and having Ryan play it is really a treasure to me.

I love how he started freaking out when arts and crafters chased him while doing "that" 7:54

how come every youtube channel has been dull and dry for months, even years, than ryan comes in with this juicy gem. We need more absolutely chaotic and unpredictable games

As an ADHD person, I can confidently say this is exactly what life with ADHD is like.

10:06 “im gonna stick this thing where it shouldn’t be” *white splash immediately shows up after he says that* The RNG comedic timing right there is genius IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW XD

the formerly story-time animator obsession is strong with this one

Hopefully the pizza tower references in this mod will make Ryan come back to the actual game again.

Raldi never fails to give me nightmares 😍

This mod is a perfect encapsulation of the early 2014 meme hell we were subjected to.

I will do 1 pushup for every like this comment gets, and yes i will post a video for proof tomorrow and i am not a bot Edit: hey guys so I finished the pushups and let me tell you it helped me, although my arms didnt get bigger, my strength did, and thanks to all of you I’m now the starting Quarterback for my flag football team… Thank you :)

Hearing Ryan curse unsensored at 4:59 makes me feel so shocked yet happy at the same time, and I don’t know why, maybe it’s just because it’s another amazing 8-Bitryan video.

I absolutely loved the Chipflake reference in this mod haha, they're a big source of inspiration for me :)

Ryan you need to play this game to it's fullest. It is absolutely insane. This game is more in-depth than the FNAF lore.

Brilliant to see Ryan return to this from time to time

2:15 I like how Ryan just goes like 😮 😃 🕺 (i need help)

3:58 I never thought I would hear Ryan Curse before 😂

This game is an international treasure that must be protected at all costs

I've never expected Ryan to play Raldi but here we are

In 10 years time, we'll all be praising this mod as a masterpiece for being a time capsule of 2023 humour

I have a giant dumb smile across my face rn THANKS FOR PLAYING!! :DD

why was chipflake there 💀 the whistle of the song always being whisteled made me lose my sanity

Nice to see Ryan return to Baldi's Basics after all this time

This isn’t even a horror game, it’s just a drug-influenced dream that would make people laugh till they die 😂

13:26 I wasn't expecting to see Issacwhy's rapbattle video in the game

Whenamechuinasuma 🤯2:43

Tips and secrets: 1. When your a gorila from the monkenator you can knock out Raldi for 5 seconds. 2. Raldi does not chase you when you are a gorila. 3. You can shoot windows with the Glock to break the windows. 4. You should break this window and go through the balls poster at 17:34 5. You can drink multiple 15 energy drinks to stack your speed 6. When you steal Mr. Beasts credit card, you can cash out the card at raldis bank in the ATM machine 7. on the menu screen spam click peter Griffin for something strange to happen 8. When you pause your game in any mode and hover you mouse near the bottom right of the screen, It says "Click here for free Vbucks" (if you click that, it does something cool) 9. If you don't wash your hands after you use the bathroom, Chipflake will put you in jail That's all I got to share, I tried saying the secrets without spoiling them. bye bye

Dude I can't believe constant fart noises is what made me laugh the hardest I've laughed in months.

happy he’s posted today❤❤❤ always cheers me up 😸

I love who when Ryan plays these types of games he's always talking over like eight million different things

Silly Fact: chipflake is a youtuber

And lo, since I love Ryan's videos so much, I spent a literal hour and a half writing this story of my take on RALDI’S CRACKHOUSE and for the jokes including the most horror games played in a day and the most games completed without getting jumpscared YOUR WELCOME lmao XD - *Once upon a time in a quiet suburban neighborhood, there lived a young man named Ryan, known in the gaming world as "8-bit Ryan." He had earned his nickname for being one of the best gamers in existence. His life revolved around pixels, virtual adventures, and the thrill of conquering challenging games. His room was a treasure trove of gaming memorabilia, with posters of iconic characters adorning the walls and a powerful gaming PC taking center stage on his desk. One gloomy Saturday afternoon, with rain pattering against his window, Ryan decided to dive into a new gaming experience. He had recently acquired a mysterious gaming PC from a garage sale hosted by an enigmatic old man in his neighborhood. The moment he had laid eyes on the peculiar computer, he felt an odd sensation, as if someone was watching him from afar. However, he brushed aside those eerie feelings, attributing them to his overactive imagination. Sitting down in his gaming chair, Ryan fired up the unusual PC, eagerly anticipating a thrilling new adventure. As the screen came to life, it emitted an eerie, flickering light, casting a shadowy, unsettling atmosphere in his room. His jaw dropped, and his heart raced as he began to remember the strange atmosphere of that garage sale. The old man had been intensely watching him as he picked up the PC, and his piercing eyes had sent shivers down his spine. Before Ryan could ponder further, his hands inexplicably started to pixelate. Panic surged through him as he let out a blood-curdling shriek of astonishment. It was as though his body was disintegrating into a sea of digital fragments. Desperation engulfed him, but he couldn't stop it. In an instant, he was pulled into the flickering abyss of the PC, which then shut off abruptly. Suddenly, Ryan found himself in a world unlike any other. He stood in a realm that resembled the backrooms, a place of liminal spaces and eerie transitions. The surroundings were filled with muted colors, and the landscapes were surreal, as if he had been transported into a digital nightmare. A sign in the distance read "Backrooms: Level 999," and he realized with terror that he had become trapped in this eerie, endless maze. This was not a game, but a nightmare incarnate. Ryan's heart pounded as he navigated through endless hallways, each one indistinguishable from the last. The walls seemed to pulse with a sickly green light, casting eerie shadows that played tricks on his mind. As he ventured deeper into the backrooms, the sense of isolation and dread grew with every step. He couldn't help but think of the old man from the garage sale. Had he known the true nature of the PC he had sold to Ryan? Was this some kind of twisted prank, or had he stumbled upon a malevolent force beyond his comprehension? With each passing moment, Ryan's hope dwindled. He had no weapons, no allies, and no clear path to escape. Every corner he turned, every door he opened, only led to more of the same endless, monotonous corridors. And then, in the darkest depths of the backrooms, he encountered it - the entity itself. It was a monstrous, shifting mass of shadows and glitched pixels, a grotesque amalgamation of all his fears and nightmares. The entity seemed to feed on his terror, growing larger and more menacing with every passing second. In a moment of sheer desperation, Ryan did the only thing he could think of - he faced the entity head-on. With a shout of defiance, he charged towards the eldritch horror, his determination outweighing his fear. The entity recoiled, as if surprised by his audacity. The battle that ensued was unlike anything Ryan had ever experienced. It was a battle of wills, a test of his courage and resolve. He dodged glitched projectiles, outmaneuvered the entity's shifting forms, and fought back with every ounce of strength in his pixelated body. As the battle raged on, Ryan felt a strange connection with the entity. It was as if he could see into its very core, its vulnerability hidden beneath the glitches and darkness. With one final, decisive strike, he struck at the heart of the entity, causing it to unravel and dissolve into a cascade of digital fragments. The backrooms around him began to glitch and distort, and the flickering light grew more intense. With one final surge of energy, Ryan was sucked out of the backrooms and back into reality. He lay on the floor of his room, panting and covered in sweat. The peculiar gaming PC sat before him, its screen dark. With a trembling hand, he powered off the computer and unplugged it. He had returned from a digital nightmare, and the old man's mysterious PC was finally silent. From that day on, 8-bit Ryan's gaming experiences took on a whole new level of intensity. He had lived to tell the tale of his harrowing adventure in the backrooms, a story he would never forget. As he continued to play, he couldn't help but wonder about the enigmatic old man and the origins of that haunted gaming PC. One thing was for sure - he had a newfound respect for the power of pixels and the games that had once been his escape, now a thrilling, high-stakes reality. And as for the old man, Ryan couldn't shake the feeling that he had encountered a force far beyond the realm of ordinary gaming - a force that had tested his skills, his courage, and his very existence* . And there it is lol, I hope no 6 year olds read this, or they may never be the same again lol, but apart from that, hope you enjoyed the story, and if you are wondering yes I am an author lol, I am writing a story called long may they stand with 37,000 words atm, AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT AUTHORS GAME 23 hours a day lmao XD 💀💀💀

There are many secret endings to this game. But since you haven't even beaten the main game, I'll let you know on what each item does to the best of my ability. I will imform you nothing more, and hide spoilers with questiom marks. Zesty Bar: Sets your Stamina to 200%. If your stamina is higher than 200%, it will still become 200%. 15 Second Energy: Basically Zesty Bar+. Functions exactly like the Zesty Bar, but for 15 seconds, you will have a speed boost for running and walking. Hammer for Sticky Situations: If used on ANY window, it will break it, alerting Raldi where it happened, however letting all characters (including you) walk through it. If used on 1st Prize, it will stop him in his tracks. In Raldi's Bank, using the hammer on the bank inside will give you 2$ for every time you do it. If used on the back of the Van Man's van while kidnapped, you will be freed. Get Out Of Jail Free Card: Gets you out of Jail and Solitaire Confinement. Mystery Tape: Plays a random song that will make Raldi never hear tour actions. Tend to last around 30 seconds. Medkit: If you get shot, use it to gain speed back! Alarm Clock: Waits for 30 seconds and then makes a noise. Raldi will be notified of where it went off. Monkenator: Makes your go REALLY fast. Pressing Space to jump makes you go faster. If you run into Raldi, ????, or ??????, they will be stunned for 5 seconds. BSoda: Same as the OG. Phone: It has 5 abilities. 1. Hire Hitman: Hires a hitman to take out baldi for 15 seconds. 2. Ping Notebooks: ESPs every notebook temporarily. 3. ????? ?????: Creates a portal to ????? ????. 4. Cash Drop: Only appears in ????? ???? and ????? ????. Gives 2$ in ????? ???? and 5+$ in ????? ???? instantly. 5. Close: Closes the Phone UI. Polish Cow Marker: The next time Polish Cow teleports you, you will go to wherever you placed the Polish Cow Marker. Glock: Shoot the Van Man to skip the jump ropeing. Shooting a window will also destroy it similar to the Hammer For Sticky Situations, but you cannot shoot 1st Prize to stun him or shoot the Bank for money, and can no longer escape through the back of the Van Man's Van. If MrBreast gets mad at you, shoot him to enter a ???? ??????! It probably has more uses I'm forgetting. Ender Pearl: Hold Click to charge your throw, release to throw. Wherever the Ender Pearl touches something, you'll be teleported to where it touched that something! Side Items MrBreast's Credit Card: After using it at the ATM near Raldi's Bank, you will receive 1 dollar. If MrBreast goes in his room and it's missing, he'll get mad at you. If you have it when he teleports you to the circle to do his challenge, he'll get mad at you. If MrBreast collides with you when he's mad at you, you'll be put into Solitaire Confinement. Quarter: Adds 0.25$ to your total money. ?????? ??????: Makes all money go up by 7x temporarily. Only appears as an upgrade in ????? ????. Secret Items A Crackpipe for Raldi: Used automatically as a second life. Baldi will get stunned for a while, but then go super fast, so make sure he doesn't know where you are or if you are accessible to get to when you escape! Hiddin in a ????? ??????. Gameboy Color: I'm gettin' f*cked up in the crib F*cked up in the crib sippin Dr. Perky Dr. Perky F*ckes up in the crib eatin Doki Dokis Doki Dokis F*cked up in the crib sippin Dr. Bob Dr. Bob F*cked up in the crib eatin' Kat Kots eatin Kat Kots F*cked up in the crib playin WiWi playin WiWi F*cked up in the crib eatin Creme Betweens Creme Betweens F*cked up in the crib when I'm playin Um playin Um F*cked up in the crib goin goin dumb goin dumb (im not finishing it all) Thanks fo reading this I guess

Raldi gamnam styling is something I didn’t know I needed. 2:54

5:43 love the gd reference

2:06 Imagine taking the battle bus to school😭😭😭

this youtuber is such a gem whenever he pops out randomly his vids are always bangers

16:46 you could say... Your taking a ride on his magic broomstick

Who else is here in the first hour?

0:34 i wasn't expecting chip to be here

15:11 bro

4:12 the '' THIS '' was perfectly timed with the polish cow LOL

8:49 Wrong Way VanMan!

Ok but why is Chipflake here? Of all the random people, idk why that one caught me off guard lol

14:37 Mona Beasta

11:45 did Ryan just say testicular torsion??!!?!??!??

surprised they still make bb mods. But im glad 😌

This whole game is just a mad acid trip, and i love it.

This mod looks awesome please make more episodes

That ddlc music randomly hitting was a shocker to me… and it sent me back

13:44 *TRIGGERED*

I have been wanting you to play this for sooo long

I always loved watching you play Baldi's basics styled games and its nice to see you playing them again! Kinda nostalgic, love ya' Ryan! Glad to be early this time.

Didn't expect you to play this mod ! Discovered it in July and it's one of the best baldi's basics mods I've seen.

9:50 I actually managed to decipher "Would you like to hear about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ ?" from 1st Prize and I find that SO HILARIOUS

4:52 the fact that this happened right after he said slurp on that is hilarious

This would make a good series fr

2:05 so we made it to the crack house 😂😂😂

I've never heard Ryan say "Kidnap me" with such excitement until now

Bruh.... the doki doki literature club song brings so much memories that I didn't want to know anymore. Just watching you play that was terrifying

I apologize but I enjoyed watching Ryan slowly loose his mind while playing this🤣🤣🤣

I cant believe we got a video where Ryan said "We made it to the Crackhouse." And then later saying Testicular Torsion. This is not real.

4:27 why did Ryan sound like goofy

Useful tips: the monkey thing will help you to be faster and if baldi was there you can hit him Useful tip 2:the balls sign there is a secret but not all of them I think its 3 or 2 Useful tip 3: if you stole mr beast card he will chase you down and game over you Useful tip 4:if you saw Walter and gave you the thing if you give that to baldi run as fast as possible but he finished and you survived the baldi speed will decrease I hope my tips is useful for you❤

13:34 IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RN, YOU KNOW DREAM? I love that guy

0:33, Mr. Beast is on here, too. This is probably the only 8-BitRyan/Mr. Beast collab we would get. 1:12, Peter Griffin from Family Guy is also here, too???

The concept of this game is hilarious and Ryan's reactions only add more to it

It is very strange to see Chipflake in a game, or even in Ryan's video

2:18 I almost had a heart attack because of that 💔😅

Okay so when you saw the weird baldi i think you could break the glass and walk through. If you steal Mr beasts credit card, you can shoot him. On the phone, you can call the hitman to kill baldi. You can enter the battle bus to.. Play a game.. If you find your way to the quest room it will show you how to do everything. There are many secrets and dark paths in this game and I really dont want this to just fly away in the dark so thank you truly 8bitryan

You should play the Mario’s madness V2 mod at some point. Really freaking good. Most songs in the mod are really good. If not all. Would be a really good mod for an fnf return

There is so much happining in this game😂

This needs to be a series asap

This is why Ryan is in my Top 1 favorite RU-vidrs every time I come back it's always a blast to watch his videos ❤

Nice to see you play this mod! I’ve been DYING to watch you play it lol

This game is like a playable RU-vid poop

I was not expecting baldi’s tribute song as he walked in 😂😂😂

Ryan: hopefully Baldi is done. Me who knows about the new character coming out for the + game next month: ohhh you’re soooo wrong my dudeeee there’s more.

Let me give you some tips if you ever do another gameplay vid of this mod -you can also use the gun to break windows like the hammer, OR, if you need to, during vanman’s jump rope game, you can use the gun to stun him and make him go away -to get more money, you can break into the bank, you will need 2 hammers/guns for this, one for a window and one for the vault. -if the vanman has you kidnapped, you can also use the hammer to break out. -you can use the monkenator to turn into a monkey for a few seconds and break windows when running into them and jumping. -if you go through the balls poster right next to the bathroom close to spawn, you can meet Walter white and obtain a crackpipe, a crackpipe will stun Baldi for a few seconds when touched, BUT, there is a catch, I’ll let you figure this one out. -If you go to the battlebus with the raldi near it, you can activate a Friday night funkin minigame -After Beating The Game And Pizza Mode, You have the option to go for 2 different bosses, either you can go to the solitary confinement and meet someone in there, or you can break a hidden window in one of the bathrooms and then go through the balls poster in there.

out of all youtubers you had the best reaction

never expected the day I’d hear Ryan say crack house 😂

I have a bunch of tips, the hammer and the Glock break windows, most of the textbooks are on the right side and the center of the map excluding one on the left and you have to go the rough the 4 exits again. Plus there’s secrets in the game having to do with the phone, an ender pearl and a hammer. Finally there’s a secret of you spam click Peter griffin on the title screen.

It’s only a matter of time before the other big RU-vidrs find out about this gem and then it’ll finally get the fame it deserves :)

Would absolutely love to see more of this it’s been the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

1:20 why is chipflake here???????

This vídeo just made my day 😂

5:48 wasn’t expecting a GD reference lmao

This game is totally unhinged and made Ryan and probably everyone watching this insane...great video tho...

The fact that this mod is significantly more polished than the actual baldi game is wild

An amazing yet confusing at the same time, also You'd think in a game filled with memes, there wasn't the classic "WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87" at all. 😥😥😥

8BitRyan finding out that baldi caught up to the memes is hilarious

We need more of raildis crack house

14:07 OMG MATPAT

Happy 2024 NEW YEARS!🎉

NIGHT EXTREME (brazilian youtuber) COPIED YOUR THUMBNAIL AND THE TITLE

We love you and the work you do but this...this is a work of art...

How ironic, i was watching Markiplier play Baldis basics last night cause i was feeling nostalgic, and here you are, my favorite youtuber, playing a Baldi game :)

Tips: Raldi respects bathroom privacy so he’ll leave you alone if he sees you in a bathroom stall Glocks can be used on windows and vans You can use hammers to leave jail and yes, unlike the actual Baldi, it can go well even immediately Walk through the balls Zesty bars decrease your poop time by 25 seconds so use energy drinks instead The Medkit is used for getting shot by Pinto Beans You can smash Christian First Prize You can use the phone that calls Jesus to make an alarm that when it goes off will make Raldi go to it and ignore everything else including you