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Ralphie May and his son learn valuable life lessons while attending the wedding of two men.
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@standup
@standup 5 лет назад
Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” ru-vid.com/group/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI
@dougweber7787
@dougweber7787 4 года назад
4. Hrs z3 Hrs z
@kirstenatkins3068
@kirstenatkins3068 4 года назад
R.I.P Ralphie May
@brodie2005thegamer
@brodie2005thegamer 3 года назад
Ralphie needs to lose fucking weight!
@tiptoetim7319
@tiptoetim7319 3 года назад
@@brodie2005thegamer P
@brodie2005thegamer
@brodie2005thegamer 3 года назад
@@tiptoetim7319 Ralphie dies, he automatically reaches the point where it's time for him to lose weight.
@chrischickering1959
@chrischickering1959 6 лет назад
"If you're gonna dance with the devil, might as well lead" RIP Ralphie May
@lucasvoltaire8364
@lucasvoltaire8364 5 лет назад
That line was life changing
@kingbonz380
@kingbonz380 5 лет назад
One more for 666
@phanatic215
@phanatic215 5 лет назад
That's a dope ass line
@KlLLERROBOT99
@KlLLERROBOT99 5 лет назад
When I leave this earth, the first thing I’m asking is “Hey is Ralphie May up here or down there?” and if the answer Is “Down there...” my first request will be “Where is the ticket exchange line?”
@southpawdj
@southpawdj 5 лет назад
Is it wrong of me to reply with an Amen? If so, I still think I'm saying it correctly.
@Foo3thoo
@Foo3thoo 5 лет назад
So his son's name is August May? That shit right there is comedy gold. RIP Ralphie
@brandonmaddox4862
@brandonmaddox4862 5 лет назад
His daughters name is April June May
@Pokeoakestcg
@Pokeoakestcg 5 лет назад
Try to forget that, bet you cant.
@MegazoneMusic23
@MegazoneMusic23 5 лет назад
His Daughters name is APRIL! APRIL JUNE MAY - "Thats right, Dont forget it" - Ralphie May.
@autonomous8108
@autonomous8108 5 лет назад
I was just bout to say itd be funny if he had a daughter named April but it looks like Ralphie beat me to it haha
@anthonycoca2202
@anthonycoca2202 5 лет назад
Armada1715 That passed right by me. Lol
@FDguy343
@FDguy343 10 месяцев назад
"I matrix'd nuts"=🏆 😂😂😂 Beating sweat, standing through his entire performance, and quite possibly in the worst health of his life and EVEN STILL, everything that came out of his mouth was PURE COMEDIC GOLD. Totally dedicated to his work and always set on making people laugh until their stomachs couldn't take the pain anymore. I miss this guy SO MUCH MAN. And you know what? He was the best. 😢
@apex_prey
@apex_prey 5 месяцев назад
Beading*
@gimmi3thatmon3ybich15
@gimmi3thatmon3ybich15 4 года назад
Whenever I drive through Tennessee I always stop by to visit Clarksville, AR where he is buried. I was a fan. He is gone but thankfully not forgotten.
@berserkingbear3393
@berserkingbear3393 4 года назад
Hmm I live in tennesee I'll have to go there
@Yurple88
@Yurple88 4 года назад
@@berserkingbear3393 He is buried in arkansas..not TN..Obviously dood aint never been to his gravesite. What a shame
@berserkingbear3393
@berserkingbear3393 4 года назад
@@Yurple88 "WhAt A sHaMe" I never said anything about it being in Tennessee the fact of me living in Tennessee has nothing to do with the gravesite besides it's still pretty close you should fucking read and learn your place
@berserkingbear3393
@berserkingbear3393 4 года назад
@@Yurple88 obviously dood ain't ever read much what a shame
@Yurple88
@Yurple88 4 года назад
@@berserkingbear3393 I was talking to op, thats why i said Dood obiviously aint been to his gravesite. Did you claim to go to his gravesite??? You and op are as smart a fucking 2x4 Go back to huffing paint or some shit.
@ILikeCHEEZ9
@ILikeCHEEZ9 4 года назад
I hate when the comedian is actually using jokes that are too smart for the audience to comprehend and you get the silence after a golden line
@salzshakes4895
@salzshakes4895 4 года назад
"back when I was a troglodyte"
@tylerandleahcanadian3888
@tylerandleahcanadian3888 4 года назад
Only minds as intellectual as you can watch Rick and Morty and truly understand
@hello-ps5uj
@hello-ps5uj 4 года назад
You sir are truly an intellectual
@tylerandleahcanadian3888
@tylerandleahcanadian3888 4 года назад
@@hello-ps5uj you the mvp bruh thanks for the support
@skudzer1985
@skudzer1985 4 года назад
yes yes we're all aware of string theory, calm your tits.
@themirrorsofmymind
@themirrorsofmymind 7 лет назад
*_"Cause, for a black man lookin' just like Cher, wasn't quite gay enough..."_* R.I.P. Ralphie May.
@seanm7539
@seanm7539 6 лет назад
themirrorsofmymind RIP RALPHIE
@spookertin
@spookertin 5 лет назад
Was gonna like it but it says 420
@farristravels6965
@farristravels6965 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@FirearmsGunGear
@FirearmsGunGear 5 лет назад
Read this just as he said it
@mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904
@mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904 5 лет назад
slash46xx same here.
@tylershumaker4242
@tylershumaker4242 8 лет назад
Listen to the audience when he pauses... dead silence. theyre captivated. theyre hanging on every word. Ralphie has them in a fucking trance. what an incredible fucking talent. Gotta love Ralphie fucking May.
@lokimask2
@lokimask2 7 лет назад
Tyler Shumaker i think public is dead cause they didn't genuinly laugh
@BrickedUpp
@BrickedUpp 7 лет назад
Tyler Shumaker no it just wasn't funny
@ainzoolgown3447
@ainzoolgown3447 3 года назад
@@BrickedUpp because you couldn't comprehend it
@clicheguevara5282
@clicheguevara5282 2 года назад
Ralphie liked those silences. His pauses were intentional. I heard him talk about it in a comedy masterclass.
@realradiodevil
@realradiodevil Месяц назад
@@clicheguevara5282 That's badass. You can tell he does, because he has something ready after the beat. Advanced level composition.
@savanna77
@savanna77 4 года назад
“If you’re gonna dance with the devil, you might as well lead.” - Ralphie May (1972-2017)
@djones3700
@djones3700 3 года назад
Yes this quote is truly underrated
@davidbarton1806
@davidbarton1806 2 года назад
The thing is you never do! You just dig yourself deeper
@priagrace724
@priagrace724 2 года назад
My new mantra
@jonathancortez3003
@jonathancortez3003 8 лет назад
"if you're gonna dance with the devil you might as well lead." fucking greatest quote I've heard in this day and age so far. i fucking love ralphie may
@jamieangel3766
@jamieangel3766 7 лет назад
This the first time I seen him and I loved it, his accent is great and the way he tells the story
@jerryisawesome3941
@jerryisawesome3941 7 лет назад
you need to watch politically correct by ralphie may. that shit is too fucking funny
@Carolinas_SweetTea
@Carolinas_SweetTea 7 лет назад
I love ralphie may too! he is so hilarious
@TheMightyRip
@TheMightyRip 7 лет назад
I've heard Joey Diaz say often "If you're walking on thin ice might as well dance" I believe it was
@thomasmonahan9316
@thomasmonahan9316 7 лет назад
Rest In Peace ralphie may. You are a class act. You proved you can be funny with out being mean and vulgar to make yourself feel important
@cjbthestud
@cjbthestud 5 лет назад
Still can’t believe we’ll never get something new from this guy.
@grimyboyp3549
@grimyboyp3549 5 лет назад
💯
@BenTIStudios
@BenTIStudios 4 года назад
His wife is releasing one of of his unreleased taped specials in 2020 , I believe. She has one of her own coming out soon too.
@anthonybrink287
@anthonybrink287 4 года назад
Trending InterActive Studios sweet! Support his family while getting something new !
@grumpycat6429
@grumpycat6429 4 года назад
cj bryant yaint getting nothing from coby anymore either
4 года назад
@@grumpycat6429 coby...
@sjs928
@sjs928 5 лет назад
" ....whats worse is 300 gay men on ecstasy NOT hit on you..." ... HAAAAA !! I about fell outta my chair.
@Cannabis112
@Cannabis112 5 лет назад
Well ,usually the first sign a person might be stupid is their inability to spell, even words that a 1st grade can spell. Does that apply to anyone you know?
@frydsaman6857
@frydsaman6857 5 лет назад
@@Cannabis112 ........
@Cannabis112
@Cannabis112 5 лет назад
@@frydsaman6857 sorry, I missed that.
@rjc7289
@rjc7289 5 лет назад
That was the best line of the whole bit! Ralphie is sorely missed!
@seband87
@seband87 4 года назад
@@Cannabis112 1st grader* :-p
@fullytorqued4097
@fullytorqued4097 4 года назад
his voice makes me want some fried chicken with lemonade
@unoriented_x4957
@unoriented_x4957 4 года назад
I'm all about the sweet tea!
@frankthetank1369
@frankthetank1369 3 года назад
Fried chicken & biscuits lemon Meringue pie an chocolate milk.
@aldousorwell3807
@aldousorwell3807 3 года назад
His breathing makes me want to skip the fried chicken and sugar water, and have my heart valves checked for cholesterol blockages.
@blakeharris8986
@blakeharris8986 3 года назад
Chocolate chip cookies lemonade, then Fried chicken
@cesarpompa1045
@cesarpompa1045 3 года назад
Listen to the breathing makes me want to stuff my face with food 😂😂😂 I love ralphie !!!!
@jonathanmcculley3728
@jonathanmcculley3728 8 лет назад
"Are we gonna take these drugs?" "Fuck yes!" I'm dying.
@LegoLikeDaBlocks24
@LegoLikeDaBlocks24 7 лет назад
R.I.P to a fucking legend.
@keepitreal2405
@keepitreal2405 7 лет назад
Azazel wtf are you talking about he didn't die
@LegoLikeDaBlocks24
@LegoLikeDaBlocks24 7 лет назад
he died on october 6th . cardiac arrest
@L.K.S.R.
@L.K.S.R. 7 лет назад
KEEPIT REAL dude passed away 2 weeks ago...
@Robertmalagon
@Robertmalagon 6 лет назад
He had kids too :(
@zachduran314
@zachduran314 6 лет назад
Azazel ripped lol
@WorldsWorstBoy
@WorldsWorstBoy 7 лет назад
R.I.P big guy
@uriah9559
@uriah9559 6 лет назад
crackin' em up in heaven
@Dumplinlover
@Dumplinlover 6 лет назад
Ralphie may died?!
@MrsTrafford
@MrsTrafford 6 лет назад
This popped up in my feed and I immediately got sad. RIP The good ones go to make room for lesser men.
@rockythomas
@rockythomas 6 лет назад
i found out about the same time. fucking sad man
@zombiehalo9588
@zombiehalo9588 6 лет назад
Awww man I hope he's making a lot of people laugh up there
@dtaylorondabeat
@dtaylorondabeat 4 года назад
“Turns out I was just tweaking my nipple and holding my junk in the corner dancing to Kesha” THAT WAS PURE GOLD RIGHT THERE
@pdg61met
@pdg61met 5 лет назад
He was fearless in his content, his courage to perform regardless of his health issues. He was a comic who loved his craft and nothing would stop him from sharing with all of us. Truly missed.
@cassiebrighter3229
@cassiebrighter3229 2 года назад
You spelled "homophobic, transphobic and racist" wrong.
@pdg61met
@pdg61met 2 года назад
@@cassiebrighter3229 How are your buddies at Antifa doing?
@talkingben4277
@talkingben4277 2 года назад
It’s an oner to be ralphie may 69 like
@stephengrigg5988
@stephengrigg5988 2 года назад
@@cassiebrighter3229 what are you talking about?
@sauravVocals
@sauravVocals 2 года назад
@@cassiebrighter3229 you mistook youtube for Twitter
@hangtimedangjang
@hangtimedangjang 6 лет назад
Man, it's rough to hear him huffin'/puffin' like that. He's so uncomfortable up there. R.I.P. big homie.
@jhvibes3471
@jhvibes3471 5 лет назад
dude fuckin look at him, that's why he's huffin and puffin.
@russianinc1
@russianinc1 5 лет назад
Wonder why..
@wolfmatic399
@wolfmatic399 5 лет назад
@@russianinc1 he was surprisingly healthy.
@vperkv6554
@vperkv6554 5 лет назад
@@wolfmatic399 not really. His 5th chin was telling his 8th chin to stop being a pussy and birth tht 9th chin.
@seanspartan2023
@seanspartan2023 5 лет назад
@@wolfmatic399 How so? Obesity killed him shortly after
@vr6294
@vr6294 7 лет назад
Rip ralphie we lost one of the good ones.
@BrandonDubsComedy
@BrandonDubsComedy 6 лет назад
V R I saw him live in Lexington in August before he passed awesome guy
@supsoul7235
@supsoul7235 6 лет назад
we lost one of the big ones
@subliminalenterprise4062
@subliminalenterprise4062 5 лет назад
Exactly what I just said put loud and I scroll down to see this comment..a year later and still very true SMH RIP Legend
@JahRandom
@JahRandom 5 лет назад
@@BrandonDubsComedy Really!?! You saw him _before_ he passed!!? Luckkkkky, I'm jealous...I didn't get to see him live until after he died.... :(
@zahhari3170
@zahhari3170 5 лет назад
We didn't lose anyone. He killed himself with his life choices.
@NorthernChev
@NorthernChev 4 года назад
My boy actually got the electron theory correct. ...wow.
@gavinschulte3017
@gavinschulte3017 3 года назад
Oh yall kicked it back in the day? "My boy" 🤣
@wilc.2095
@wilc.2095 3 года назад
Stoners and trippers are usually intelligent. That’s why they have the best trips and think of the most amazing and puzzling questions when high. It’s the ambition to apply that to something constructive that the majority of them lack. 😂 Exhibit A is the guy leaving this reply. 🤦🏻‍♂️
@wesflarger
@wesflarger 3 года назад
He’s not your boy
@Tattootin
@Tattootin 3 года назад
@@wesflarger might be yours?
@barrackobama5470
@barrackobama5470 3 года назад
@@wilc.2095 "reports comment because it's about me"
@dizzyroach
@dizzyroach 5 лет назад
I lost it at "bonafide Japanesy Japaneses" R.I.P Ralphie.
@keepersoftheway4437
@keepersoftheway4437 5 лет назад
Haha
@louisxiiii
@louisxiiii 5 лет назад
Yes, and then "...some white guys squinting." Priceless!
@johnbee4557
@johnbee4557 4 года назад
“every man who speaks like me, they think we hate them, couldn’t be further than the truth” 🔥 facts 💯
@tsonny1104
@tsonny1104 6 лет назад
I really feel for Ralphie's son. At least he has all of these videos took look back on and remember his father. Great comedian, even better father. RIP Ralphie
@enicolasy
@enicolasy 5 лет назад
@@mitchellgardner2193 I see your point, but I think the wedding story is what is known as a 'bit', as opoosed to an autobiography
@krabbcake8371
@krabbcake8371 5 лет назад
@@mitchellgardner2193 Yeah I'm sure his son is a serial killer now, cuz that's how it works. I'm pretty sure his son didn't give a shit and neither should you.
@kathryncastanares525
@kathryncastanares525 5 лет назад
@@krabbcake8371 thats not the point, or problem. Its the fact of them all being on ecstasy, including his father and how crazy the party can get. If a parent wants to let their child see other naked men and bring them around gay men etc. Thats their choice and i don't see anything wrong with parents making their own choices in how they raise their children. Unless it could harm the child or put them at risk of any harm, thats when it becomes neglectful and irresponsible parenting. I make wigs and put in extensions for draq queens on the side and have been to plenty of their parties when i would do each of the hair ext. (Sort of like a botox party but instead of middle aged housewives pitching in for a discount botox, it was a range of ages of wild drag queens.lol) even those were events children shouldnt attend. They get into a zone of absolute wild fun and if you add drugs or alcohol to the mix, there is no one who is thinking about being careful around a child. Think of it as a gay version of a mosh pit once they get going.lol
@krabbcake8371
@krabbcake8371 5 лет назад
@@kathryncastanares525 I've been to plenty of gay weddings without rampant drug use or situations where children would be in any more danger than straight weddings. While I don't condone parents using drugs while caring for a child, I assume the mother was there and keeping things together.
@kathryncastanares525
@kathryncastanares525 5 лет назад
@@krabbcake8371 im sure you have. I never said it was all gay parties. I was using my own experience as an example as to what the possible issues with this specific issue. Outside of drag nights and extension parties. Ive been invited to and attended many other parties where they dont even drink which 90% of the time they were classy and calm parties.
@randallshelton1630
@randallshelton1630 Год назад
The comedic world has lost a lot of amazing people over the years but Ralphie is the most underrated of them all, he was a beast!
@KdaB79
@KdaB79 Год назад
Morbidly a beast
@henrytims4745
@henrytims4745 Год назад
@@KdaB79 that’s really funny but so wrong.
@redvalens8861
@redvalens8861 Год назад
@@KdaB79ha!
@goodfella5302
@goodfella5302 Год назад
RIP he was a great dude
@amadeuis1
@amadeuis1 6 лет назад
You taught us Gays not to stereotype someone with your accent. I miss you, I wish I could have hugged you and said THANK YOU when you performed in SF. RIP my friend.
@jsudlow12
@jsudlow12 5 лет назад
*hugs from the after life via ralphie*
@darthbane2669
@darthbane2669 5 лет назад
@@jsudlow12 Likely in Hell unfortunately. I hope not.
@tylerperkinson1677
@tylerperkinson1677 5 лет назад
@jojofromtx eh, he's probably just someone that lives by movies and whatever else he's fed. Considering how the South votes, and how anti-gay plenty of people I've met and know are, I almost can't blame him. I feel sorry for gay people throughout most of the South.
@tylerperkinson1677
@tylerperkinson1677 5 лет назад
@@allandunn6121 its a mineral. Duh.
@sethralavode7948
@sethralavode7948 5 лет назад
Way to fight the stereotypes by stereotyping someone 🤦‍♀️
@jordanlewis4983
@jordanlewis4983 3 года назад
“You hold that with you. That could save your life one day son” 😂😂😂
@Jojo_TX
@Jojo_TX 7 лет назад
RIP Ralphie.. You'll be missed by millions
@rk800conner8
@rk800conner8 5 лет назад
Nigga he ain't dead
@frosty5838
@frosty5838 5 лет назад
RK800 CONNER he is dumbass cardiac arrest
@bekaanderson5122
@bekaanderson5122 5 лет назад
@@rk800conner8 Been dead since Oct 6, 2017. In this video you can hear how bad his breathing had become. Still one of the best, truly missed!
@billbosagginz740
@billbosagginz740 5 лет назад
He IS missed by millions
@travistaylor6110
@travistaylor6110 4 года назад
One of the best of all time. It's been so long and my heart still breaks that we lost him so early. Despite all the contradictory topics he discussed in his routines, he was a great person and the fact that we lost him just goes to show that the good people never last in this world. RIP Ralphie. My kids will know who you were.
@OmegaRiley
@OmegaRiley 5 лет назад
Ralphie was just one of those guys that always reminded me whoever you are, and whatever you don you can always have peoples best intests in your heart. He didn't care about being politically correct, he didn't need to. He knew he loved people and that was good enough. Rest in peace Ralphie. You will be missed.
@conkpit
@conkpit 4 года назад
I agree. I'm suspicious of any comedians who are politically correct.
@taino20
@taino20 4 года назад
He made fun of everyone: White, Black, Latino, Gay, etc., but no one got really upset, because he did it truthfully and respectfully. RIP Ralphie and thank you for making us smile.
@dogchaser520
@dogchaser520 Год назад
Yep. Love people for who they are, forget the rest. Nobody's past redemption.
@minuscaseus
@minuscaseus 11 месяцев назад
​@@taino20he never punched down. None of his jokes were ever mean spirited.
@BigMoney23223
@BigMoney23223 4 года назад
One of my life's regrets is not seeing ralphie perform live. 😢
@AB-gz9yb
@AB-gz9yb 4 года назад
ROUSH4203 ditto
@MeryL0707
@MeryL0707 4 года назад
He was so very funny. It was great to see him live.
@natedawg3855
@natedawg3855 4 года назад
Agreed
@choklatecheeseburger
@choklatecheeseburger 4 года назад
I had tickets for his tour. I was two shows away when he passed.
@Dragonballzdeep1455
@Dragonballzdeep1455 4 года назад
Saw him in San Francisco a number of times, freaking HILARIOUS. Last show included this bit. It was funny he came out high as hell but somehow managed to finish the show.
@JDM89HONDACRXSi
@JDM89HONDACRXSi 5 лет назад
I had the privilege of being able to meet him twice as well as be followed by him on Twitter. He was one of the funniest people I have ever had the privilege of knowing. Rest Easy Ralphie.
@ryanjofre
@ryanjofre 5 лет назад
JDM89HONDACRXSi Gaming Amen my brother
@TheRealNolanStyles
@TheRealNolanStyles 5 лет назад
Fuck yeah brother I drive a 1991 civic si small world
@genaromarquez4851
@genaromarquez4851 3 года назад
No one cares
@SteveSmith-ty8ko
@SteveSmith-ty8ko 2 года назад
@@genaromarquez4851 about me* finished your sentence for you:)
@tvlife19
@tvlife19 Год назад
This set made me laugh, sigh in awe, and cry. RIP Ralphie May.
@stvbrsn
@stvbrsn 5 лет назад
The very end of this story is like a brick in the face. Nicely done. RIP Ralphie
@alansmith7833
@alansmith7833 4 года назад
"If your gonna dance with the devil, might as well lead" love that!!
@JuanGarcia-tb7ph
@JuanGarcia-tb7ph 4 года назад
Right! Soo good!
@jayrobertson8008
@jayrobertson8008 7 лет назад
"that can save your life someday son" 😂😂😂😂 "ladies....one your gina lips falls out"...this guy is still killing it 🙌 Ralphie May
@ryedergrenier3561
@ryedergrenier3561 4 года назад
"These are gay drugs, this is the best kind they make!"
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 3 года назад
legend
@cosmickatie
@cosmickatie 8 лет назад
He seems like he would be an awesome friend to have
@GrantPatN
@GrantPatN 8 лет назад
You're probably right
@darkhorse3557
@darkhorse3557 7 лет назад
Katie! At The Disco Yea I agree. I really wish he would take better care of himself. We lost a very good comedian John Pinatte of heart disease.RIP John Pinatte.
@scatsquatchx6695
@scatsquatchx6695 7 лет назад
He actually passed a few days ago
@randomhiphop5055
@randomhiphop5055 7 лет назад
Pierce Nagel this comment was actually over a year ago, you special person, you.
@TheSeeohhdee
@TheSeeohhdee 6 лет назад
comedians are pretty clique-y, and ive never heard one say a negative thing about this guy. apparently he was just the most loved dude in the room, any room he was in.
@smokeability4899
@smokeability4899 4 года назад
Just stumbled upon Ralphie about an hour ago and I’ve been hooked ever since. Sad to hear he passed away, I had already made it a priority or mine to see him live. Damn man I hope his wife and kids are okay
@pepperedbeefjerkey2990
@pepperedbeefjerkey2990 Год назад
Same, man
@drumset7916
@drumset7916 Год назад
I started writing this comment 18 seconds ago and i've been writing it ever since.
@toddstein5407
@toddstein5407 Год назад
I also hope the family is OK
@intwotheweakly
@intwotheweakly 7 лет назад
Thank you for the laughs, Ralphie. RIP
@Largepro21
@Largepro21 5 лет назад
🙏🙏🙏
@rain_man3981
@rain_man3981 4 года назад
"That open bar ain't gonna drink itself baby "
@1218Draco
@1218Draco 3 года назад
There’s more to that joke than you know. Filthy Animals features him telling more of the story ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5fpGTkDxImc.html
@bjusticeforever
@bjusticeforever 4 года назад
One funny dude. Listening to him gasp for air between sentences broke my heart, RIP.
@hmauro84
@hmauro84 3 года назад
Such a great comedian, the way he tells a story and all the fillers in between with like a moral of the story in the end. Just perfect
@Lostxfame
@Lostxfame 5 лет назад
This is how my gay weddings going to be and you're all invited.
@duckhorse5914
@duckhorse5914 5 лет назад
that's gay man wtf
@Lostxfame
@Lostxfame 5 лет назад
@@duckhorse5914 not nearly gay enough though.
@Hondadctrider
@Hondadctrider 5 лет назад
Only if Diego is in charge.
@halfvolley11
@halfvolley11 3 года назад
get rehabilitated.
@williamsanders468
@williamsanders468 3 года назад
Sorry but I’m not coming, don’t want it on my face
@EbolaSquirrel
@EbolaSquirrel 4 года назад
"Don't be homophobic; no need." -Ralphie May
@homopopsie6622
@homopopsie6622 4 года назад
RIP
@LateEarlyBird
@LateEarlyBird 3 года назад
So sweet.
@johnstover4584
@johnstover4584 3 года назад
Same for don't hate straight people we where born this way too.
@Gibbypastrami
@Gibbypastrami 3 года назад
@@johnstover4584 yes, saying that being gay isn't a choice also implies being straight isn't either Nobody sane hates straight people for being straight, they hate straight people for thinking that when they talk about being gay it's an invitation for "being straight is okay too!" When nobody said it wasn't... -_- Coming from a straight male
@jaefrmbk2k
@jaefrmbk2k 3 года назад
🎯👍🏽💪🏾 sincerely, another straight male
@bweags4194
@bweags4194 4 года назад
You can hear Chris D’elia’s laugh several times in this lol. 2:55 7:40
@PRICEX
@PRICEX 4 года назад
oh shit good ear
@davidgonzales4096
@davidgonzales4096 4 года назад
That's some dog hearing there
@rayakoth
@rayakoth 4 года назад
you mean the high pitched laughter? lol
@davidrichter9164
@davidrichter9164 4 года назад
So?
@scar3fr3ak
@scar3fr3ak 5 лет назад
It kinda feels like he knew he was about to leave us. R.I.P., Ralphie
@andrewrobinson8199
@andrewrobinson8199 5 лет назад
He had pneumonic problems a couple of times once almost killing him I think once he had pneumonia for over a week he knew
@bmxriderforlife1234
@bmxriderforlife1234 4 года назад
@@andrewrobinson8199 he had at least one incident where he was hospitalized for nine days before the time he died.
@andrewrobinson8199
@andrewrobinson8199 4 года назад
@@bmxriderforlife1234 yup, he knew
@TheCookieArt
@TheCookieArt 4 года назад
He planned a farewell show but never got to do it
@goose300183
@goose300183 4 года назад
He looked to be having some breathing difficulties during this, and was sweating a lot. More than he usually did. Might have had some kind of chest infection active even then.
@tinafansavga
@tinafansavga Год назад
This comedy was straight up laughing the whole time.I love how he talked about how fabulous Gay weddings are because A lot of them are.And the music is usually spot on. I applaud this stand up comedian for making us laugh and entertaining us on truth.
@deloreanman14
@deloreanman14 4 года назад
I remember seeing this and thinking how bad he looked. I felt so sorry for him and really hoped he would pull it together but sadly it wasn't meant to be. At least you left us on a high note, Ralphie. Thanks for all the laughs.
@jaredalbert5483
@jaredalbert5483 9 месяцев назад
yup, i discovered this guy like a year ago, and just saw this, amazing talent and jokes but he was clearly strugling, could barely stand and breathe. His legacy in comedy remains, i rlly hope his family is ok, this was a great comedian.
@mollywop4989
@mollywop4989 5 лет назад
Rest In Peace Ralphie May, I can’t thank you enough for all the laughs over the years. Ever since I watched one of your specials from 2008, Austin-Tatious. I have been a fan ever since then and always will be! RIP big man.
@jeremypetro1084
@jeremypetro1084 3 года назад
I am truly blessed to have seen him in concert 5 times and i laughed my balls off!!! Nothing but love and respect from Brookfield Connecticut!!!
@TheToxicP
@TheToxicP 5 лет назад
As funny as he is, was painful to watch how out of breath he was just standing there.
@sethralavode7948
@sethralavode7948 5 лет назад
Don’t fat shame now
@smokinjodak9844
@smokinjodak9844 5 лет назад
@@sethralavode7948 stop
@bambostarla6259
@bambostarla6259 4 года назад
@@sethralavode7948 He wasnt fat shaming. He felt sorry for him. I also do. Considering he met an unfortunate death due to his obesity. SO sad :(
@sc4ur3k
@sc4ur3k 4 года назад
Sethra Lavode Ralphie is telling you to stfu from the grave for the “don’t fat shame” comment.
@seandoherty1820
@seandoherty1820 4 года назад
Sethra Lavode How the fuck is that "Fat Shaming"? Fool! Stating a Fact Isn't wrong.. You can say it like an Asshole (though he didn't) doesn't change the FACT!
@mikehunt7413
@mikehunt7413 3 года назад
The greatest story teller of all time BY FAR, R.I.P Ralphie. The night you used me in one of your jokes in Providence I will remember forever. One Love big man
@Cerics
@Cerics 5 лет назад
His heart was pumping enough for 10 people... he did it so smooth... way to go man!
@praxis6172
@praxis6172 4 года назад
Hearing him just trying to breathe was a little depressing. RIP
@ninaduarte3504
@ninaduarte3504 4 года назад
“transmesmites is big, dad” 😂😂
@kinktwink2318
@kinktwink2318 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@wilc.2095
@wilc.2095 3 года назад
Oh fo sho! 😳
@stayinhydrated7392
@stayinhydrated7392 3 года назад
The innocent country accent just makes it that much better 😂😂
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 3 года назад
life lesson, son
@TheAmazingBlackStar
@TheAmazingBlackStar 11 месяцев назад
“If you gonna dance with the devil you might as well lead.” What an absolute legend😂
@murdaniemacleod9213
@murdaniemacleod9213 7 лет назад
Class! Might be the best one. 'If you're going to dance will the devil you might as well lead!'
@502jackal
@502jackal 5 лет назад
I was genuinely sad when i heard he had passed. Loved this dudes specials. Missed him when he came to Louisville. RIP.
@MyBallsUrJaws
@MyBallsUrJaws 7 лет назад
This is the best "This is not happening" story ever, and I've seen it many times R.I.P. Ralphie! You certainly will be missed!
@KennyMcCormick99
@KennyMcCormick99 3 года назад
IM SO HAPPY TO SAY THAT RALPHIE WAS THE FIRST COMIC THAT I EVER GOT TO SEE LIVE!!! R.I.P LEGEND!!!
@fndthousing
@fndthousing 5 лет назад
Who on earth 'disliked' this - it was one of the best told stories of this series, brilliant in every way! I have only just discovered him and am sad to hear he left us. RIP mate
@sophiel362
@sophiel362 7 лет назад
"One of the nicest guys in America" RIP Ralphie May 😢💔
@justinibatzchi7970
@justinibatzchi7970 5 лет назад
God bless him, I binged his videos these past two days. He will be missed. R.I.P
@hopebrown849
@hopebrown849 4 года назад
So sad that I found your brilliant comedy after you had already passed. I would have loved to have watched your show live. You have some of the most funniest stuff I've ever heard. The delivery is magnificent. Rest in Peace !
@melaniekaweck3433
@melaniekaweck3433 6 лет назад
Him and tom petty dying got little attention because it was the same day and next day as los Vegas shooter rip tom and ralphie
@missylou725
@missylou725 5 лет назад
Tom Petty's death got a lot of coverage, actually. Ralphie's didn't get as much. But I think that has to do with Tom being a music legend for a long time. He had a bigger impact on people's lives. Both were very sad. Ralphie was so young. With a young family. It breaks my heart to think he didn't lose the weight because it would affect his career. That happens with heavier actors and comedians sometimes.
@cloud_monkey422
@cloud_monkey422 5 лет назад
Melanie Kaweck ralphie died October 6th 2017 and Tom petty was October 2nd 2017 and the Las Vegas shooting was October 1st 2017. So all around the same time but you have it backwards. The shooting happened than Tom died than ralphie.
@jamesryder8305
@jamesryder8305 5 лет назад
@@missylou725 Wait, wait. Ralphie chose to stay big due to his career?
@KingNexusMOCs
@KingNexusMOCs 5 лет назад
I didn't know he died until right now, after clicking on this clip. Fuck, man. I had no idea..
@12799MaDeuce
@12799MaDeuce 5 лет назад
@@cloud_monkey422 *then
@UrbFOSHO
@UrbFOSHO 5 лет назад
RIP RALPHIE On a lighter note tho @2:55 you can 100% hear Chris D'elias cackle laugh, it's unmistakable.
@MrJohansson14
@MrJohansson14 5 лет назад
haha good spotting! :D
@SpoilerAlert__
@SpoilerAlert__ 5 лет назад
Who
@loudtowncar
@loudtowncar 5 лет назад
I can’t stop replaying it!!
@isayhello8
@isayhello8 5 лет назад
Oh my God what a good catch!
@MyFavoriteSportsballTeam
@MyFavoriteSportsballTeam 5 лет назад
Lmao didn't even notice. Love that, good find bro.
@dreamsquare123
@dreamsquare123 2 года назад
The sincerity in his ending was just beautiful.
@mechanic6714
@mechanic6714 4 года назад
It was a sad day in my life when I heard he had passed, truly the best comedian I’ve ever seen and heard, now all I can do is keep watching his videos over and over . My heart goes out to his wife and kids who lost a awesome dad and husband . You my friend are truly missed. RIP my friend.
@BH-pt1ps
@BH-pt1ps 3 года назад
RIP RALPHIE! You were so god damn funny and I’ll never stop listening to your performances and sharing them. You kicked ass and where ever you are now you’re still kicking ass!
@d.johnson9957
@d.johnson9957 5 лет назад
You brought laughter to the bad lands. Rest in peace big man.
@spacerocket6915
@spacerocket6915 3 года назад
This man was so talented. Had me rolling. True comedy has no limits and he knew how to use them for comedic purposes. RIP Ralphie
@mikeanderson2730
@mikeanderson2730 3 года назад
Absolutely the best stand up piece ever made. I can watch this forever. You took a big part of our hearts with you when you left, rest in peace Ralphie May.
@CarissaConti
@CarissaConti 6 месяцев назад
No. Not even close to being Ralphie's best, let alone the best stand up piece ever made. Earlier Ralphie May bits were high energy, talking rapid fire, despite his obesity. He still had youth on his side. But by this point Ralphie was clearly at the end of the line heath-wise. Talking slow, could barely get through any of his sentences, heavy breathing and profuse sweating. It was distracting to hear the huffing and puffing and watch the sweat pouring off his face, and unfortunately took away from the punchlines, since punchlines are all about the timing/delivery. His timing and delivery was way off, since he was having trouble speaking and breathing. He looked and sounded like he was going to pass out before the end of the set.
@Novarealmhopper
@Novarealmhopper 5 лет назад
"Real sushi bar with bonified Japanesey Japaneezus" 😂👌 A1 simple humor. It was an honor to bartend one of his shows. RIP dude, you were a real one.
@asapbruhhhhh
@asapbruhhhhh 5 лет назад
Real life Eric Cartman. That last punchline was GOLD.
@wendylederer367
@wendylederer367 8 лет назад
I love Ralphie! I love his stories but is it just me or does he not look well here.
@TheKorfish
@TheKorfish 8 лет назад
wendy Lederer well he did judt go through a divorce.
@wendylederer367
@wendylederer367 8 лет назад
Oh I didn't know that.I hope he gets it together with his health! He's one of my favorite comedians!
@TheKorfish
@TheKorfish 8 лет назад
wendy Lederer true
@takeonparis
@takeonparis 7 лет назад
"Does he not look w..." He's like NINE-HUNDRED POUNDS! He's Ralphie May! How could you tell if he doesn't look well?
@wendylederer367
@wendylederer367 7 лет назад
He looks like he's going to pass out.As a fan I'm legitimately concerned.
@1111boone
@1111boone 3 года назад
Saw him in Beaumont, TX a couple months after Hurricane Harvey caused massive local flooding. He stayed on stage for at least 2 hours. He said he wanted to give more of his time after he learned of the problems our community had encountered. What a giving soul!!
@Stumbo99
@Stumbo99 5 лет назад
Ralphie: my son had a lot if questions Me: i think we all do😲😐
@Nunya_Bidnez
@Nunya_Bidnez Год назад
Ralphie was an amazing dude. If you know anything about his real life you will agree. He was a kind soul and I miss him so much.
@zanesmith3728
@zanesmith3728 5 лет назад
I was so devastated when I found out he died 😔 RIP Ralphie you will always be one of my favorites
@personalvideos213
@personalvideos213 5 лет назад
Devestated? I mean, he was 800 ponds
@laurenhawkins1829
@laurenhawkins1829 5 лет назад
@@personalvideos213 wasnt 800 when he died and he died of pneumonia check ur fucking facts before you go rambling in the comments
@theRobinDawn821
@theRobinDawn821 5 лет назад
@@laurenhawkins1829 people are so judgemental its ridiculous, I dont get why people just dont go to another video if they dont like this one, but they usually feel so bad about themselves that they have to try to point out others flaws, I feel bad for them.... but nothing can change that Ralphie ROCKED AND IS MAKING EVERYONE IN HEAVEN LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF!!!!
@laurenhawkins1829
@laurenhawkins1829 5 лет назад
@@theRobinDawn821 you couldnt have said it any better!
@theRobinDawn821
@theRobinDawn821 5 лет назад
@@laurenhawkins1829 thanks girl.. it's just so sad they assume they know others lives.. he was one of few greatest guys.. never would have said that seriously about anyone!
@bamaboysmith2723
@bamaboysmith2723 3 года назад
Bless his heart!!! Its so easy to see his health going down!!! We all miss you bud!!!!!!
@MegazoneMusic23
@MegazoneMusic23 5 лет назад
RIP Ralphie....You were scheduled to come to Kansas CIty and I was going to see you before it happened :( You were one in a million. God Bless you for your gift of laughter.
@masterschroder1269
@masterschroder1269 5 лет назад
It makes me so happy and sad at the same time. RIP Ralphie May.
@haha9121
@haha9121 6 лет назад
“That open bar ain’t gon drink itself” 😂😂😂😂
@2v_media
@2v_media 2 года назад
7 year and his comedy remains timeless. RIP Ralphie May, only comedian I cried over passsing.
@savannahn2169
@savannahn2169 5 лет назад
RIP my dude. A comedian with a message is a golden egg. God bless!
@Famiry_Guy_Ken
@Famiry_Guy_Ken 4 года назад
" if your gonna dance with the devil, you might as well lead" Savage af.
@crawdizzle88
@crawdizzle88 8 лет назад
"It was 7:20 Jack" that had me dying lol!
@sgmfrosty1389
@sgmfrosty1389 Год назад
“You dance with the devil, you mine as well lead.” Is prolly the greatest line in a set ive ever heard rip to legend long been a fan
@audibjornsson6107
@audibjornsson6107 3 года назад
I'll never forget when he went to make our soldiers in the middle east laugh. Bless his heart RIP funny man
@virgie4715
@virgie4715 4 года назад
I didn’t know he had kids! Never really paid much attention to him, like I wasn’t a big fan, but I did find him funny! Never would change the video or skip to the next one if he popped up. It makes me so much more sad to hear about his passing (which I didn’t know about until not too long ago. I never got into the comedy world really until the last 6 months after my boyfriend went to prison. It’s the only thing that makes me happy or laugh.) anyways, it makes his passing so much sadder knowing he left at least two children behind. ): I wish them nothing, but the best! Peace, love, and successful. God bless those kids, anyone who was effected by him passing, and his soul. ✨
@brandondowdy4220
@brandondowdy4220 4 года назад
Same here
@slobodanjasam289
@slobodanjasam289 3 года назад
@@brandondowdy4220 Your boyfriend went to prison too? Man what a coincidence...
@unwantedangelsmc7746
@unwantedangelsmc7746 5 лет назад
“If your gonna dance with the devil you might as well lead” Hell yea Ralphie you told it how it is buddy We miss you 🙏🏻😭
@timothybrown5791
@timothybrown5791 Год назад
I wish we still had him. He will always have a seat at my gay table. You will be missed and Never forgotten.
@fromthedoor
@fromthedoor 9 лет назад
Watching him gave me sleep apnea.
@kraftdinner4202
@kraftdinner4202 9 лет назад
haha woww
@ManChildMin1
@ManChildMin1 9 лет назад
this comment was the funniest thing about this shitty video
@YoureInSilico
@YoureInSilico 9 лет назад
NICE
@ruckdane
@ruckdane 9 лет назад
audibly laughed at this. props to you sir lol
@PatBishopwellness
@PatBishopwellness 9 лет назад
hahaha thanks for the laugh
@DivineIshma
@DivineIshma 4 года назад
I hate that your gone. Especially now we need you more than ever! Rest in peace and power!!
@overcomer4226
@overcomer4226 4 года назад
First time hearing him. Can't stop laughing at Cher sounding like a hound dog (and RM howling If I Could Turn Back Time)
@FUSION619
@FUSION619 Год назад
RiP Ralphie...can't imagine what your jokes would be after covid
@ethanwilliam9944
@ethanwilliam9944 3 года назад
Loosing him really sucks. Dude was a funny s.o.b and with messages like this, the world could have listened to his wisdom for just a bit longer. RiP my dude
@sweetlou1973
@sweetlou1973 7 лет назад
R.I.P Ralphie you will always be remembered as one of the best 😢
@BootlegEL
@BootlegEL 5 лет назад
His timing is on point he had that comedy art down!
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