RANDOM Teammates in a NUTSHELL (Apex Legends) 

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"SECURITY REASONS" IM DYING 😂😂😂😂

50k kill lifeline main here. Been playing her since launch. Can confirm the carepackage thing is 1000000% truth

I can’t get over the octane dropping shotgun shells and then pinging it 😂

every lifeline main also pings the mozambique 50,000 times a day.

Octane pad in the doorway is mad underrated that was just a bad placement on his part And I'm pretty sure lifeline do that so y'all can get the better loot

The fence in the middle of nowhere for "security reasons" just killed me 😂😭

Btw, Octaine who gave you shotgun ammo and then died had a nickname that literally translates to “toilet” so I wouldn’t expect much from someone with such nickname…

as a lifeline main I can tell you that we toss ult and run away bc we don't need anything or our teammates are behind us by a bit

nah bro i always get the kid with the open mic and breath as if it was someone's father snoring

6:04 all of the above

I have a friend who places the lifeline alt for himself, yet just runs away when he calls it (and doesn’t go back for it), then gets pissed at you when you take his loot Also there are times when he throws it for us (teammates) when we are not near him Bc he’s slow, and gets mad when we don’t get the care pack. Greatest lifeline I’ve ever played with

the wattson is so accurate, i still place fences EVERYWHERE despite playing her all of this and last season

This Thanksgiving I'm thankful that Ashton uploaded another banger video. 🙏🏽

Thank you so much Ashton! I always love watching ur vids and it always brings some joy into my day

Idk what dark magic you did, but after watching your Legend stereotypes video I've noticed that all Wattsons always have Alternator, EVEN WHEN I PLAY HER! Btw, that Octane's name who gave you shotgun shells was literally "toilet" in Russian so no wonder.

The last one got me dying😭💀

Im gonna have to say that wattson troll "security reasons" . U deserved that answer lol. Good vid thnx.

The baguette as wattson😂😂😂😂

It’s always a great day when Ashton uploads. ❤

Wow! These things definitely. You just got to standby and watch sometimes

Finally posting again Nice work dude

You killed the poor octane with the question for sniper ammo😂😂

pathfinder falling lmao 😂😂😂😂

nothing is more annoying than that wraith player that quits directly after the first kcnokdown or shots

Love how he roast every single teammate he had 😂

THE LIFELINE ONE IS SO REAL

Do more of those!!!

Thank goodness i tend to be in the frontlines with my team as Wattson

The octane gremlin

Once you see the nesi, you can’t unsee it

Ending made me giggle gj sir

as a wattson main i try not to do those first 2 things… but that last one…. i’m definitely throwing random fences while rotating that serve no purpose whatsoever

The pathfinders name had me dead "GrappleMyD" 😂😂😂

As a Wattson main for the last 2827265252 seasons. Most Wattson mains are trash… she is by far the BEST legend. Can stop push’s, start pushes, terrify the Enemy, and EASILY control a fight. BUT… because her kit requires you to play really smart and be atleast 3 steps ahead the enemy it’s SUPER common to find brain dead Wattsons.

the lifeline one is so true man cmom 😭😭😭

As an octane main I can confirm I do those things 😂😂

Hi Ashton love the vids

I cant tell you how annoying it is to main wattson and know how to actually use her for defense and attack when strategic with her ult, and yet watch some other random main her and not touch her ult once or be near combat once when u could ACTUALLY use her to avoid artillery and barrage fire. Watching this just made me realize how bad wattson randoms can actually bewhen they have no idea how to use her fences properly either

As a wattson main I would never do that i actually help my team

The lifeline that will rez at all costs is me. Those low levels give us such a bad name. Also the ult drop is so accurate. The best answer(s) I can give is A: a distraction B: scouting for your teammates while they get the loot C: it is the in lifeline main code

whenever I play lifeline, I usually plop down the package without looking because I'm giving it to teammates who need it more.

Ashton you’re literally a silly goose 😳

Ironic that wattson would be one of the best legends to bring to a war lmao (lore-wise)

I love ashtons content its like the gaming counterpart of zuffys anime content

That is actually true

As a casual octane player, he’s not my main, I don’t understand octanes who don’t strafe.

Then you realise you are that random teammate to someone

Me noticing Ashton posted after checking every day😀

As a random Wattson teammate I never do this stuff and I demand an apology😁

You forgot the random 5000 kill 4k and 20 kill badge randoms that push and die with with 19 dmg

Random thing but I think a cool buff for lifeline would be her care package could also be like respawn becon

Your Randoms Talk 😂😂😂😂 Bro My Randoms Never Talk On Console ... I hate when Randoms Have Jump Master and WAIT TILL EVERYONE DROPS TO GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE 😤😤😤😤😤😤 Also Everything In this Video was VALID ASF

Dude on his way to burn every living apex player

team that hot drops then proceeds to run away

Yeah. I'm a Wattson main but im not doing any of the goof ahh stuff that Wattson was doing. People tell me I'm to aggresive and should switch to Octane if I wanna be more pushy.

lifelines are sometimes low level because it the character that they play in the training

I started out my Apex journey as a "Random Octane Player"

Ashton wants to break my heart in every video

That pathfinder died cuz of u 😂😂😂

As a wattson main for 2 years this hurts and with the placeing fances.😞😞

As a octane main when I started I was that stereotype😂😂😂😂😂😂 but I know how to use him now

I’m a wattson main but I’m aggressive with my fences and push

Truth be told I hope im a reliable Maggie

I am a octane main and I can confirm that we don’t strafe😂

Despite her being so bad I still play lifeline for one reason. So that randoms can’t play her

As a random wattson I can say we don't all place random fences

Remember, there is always exceptions (aka in a lifeline main and almost every random ive played with said i was the best random theyve played with)

The octane you asked for sniper ammo name translates to toilet

Octanebulance go wewoo

Ashton when you do another Loadout vid try my favorite Loadout volt and G7 scout

If you have a lifeline on your team using the season 8 bad to the bone skin just leave they are really bad, I know from experience

And im like that wattson😂😅

Octane that gives you shotgun ammo was having nickname “toilet” on english 😊

I once taught a lifeline to rez in arenas

I hate the people who take octane from me and have absolutely 0 skill

When you showed the picture of the Octane named JochenDerRochen I burst out laughing because it's a german name combined with a german word and I don't think that anyone of the English speaking people have noticed that

I played with a lifeline and they were the best lifeline ever never missed a res only resed at the right time and no random care package

Okay can someone confirm that sometimes you get better luck solo queueing than playing with a full squad

So I’m the only one who gets lifelines that NEVER use their tactical??? Like they will have their tactical ready for the whole game, we are about to be third partied after killing a trio, and they just refuse to drop it down. 😑

As an octane man I think I'm the only smart one of them besides some pros and Apex preds because I barely use my stim at all and when I put down my drum pad it's because I'm on low health just to get out of there but most likely they're rush and I'll have an r301 and I'll beam them in the air so that's what people think I'm going to do and that's why they leave huh

Hot droppers are "fun" i had someone that dropped Lava Siphone when about 10 no joke 10 squads dropped their as well. I have a screenshot of the valk detials from the other random on the drop. The amount of terqoize triangles is nuts. Also im all 3 lifelines. Im alright at lifeline, I do have my moments when I'm miles away and need res but I will lay my life down to get someone that I know is way better. Gotta say Wednesday horrible seer and Valk player I was fighting the squad below (who ended up winning) in a 3 squad situation but they just stuck on the roof rather then help. I genuinely nearly squad wipped and could have if they helped but no bullying the dog crap duo across was more important then getting rid of the Bloodhound, Newcastle and Lifeline trio below us.

Can u try CAR and triple take or r-99 and G7 scout

jokes on you im the octane main and i play well unlike the ones you described 😎

I am an octane main I can relate

aight i know octane mains that run straight to the ennemies are dumb but have u ever seen a octane that doesn't even know how to sprint ?

I'm exactly the octane You Say i go straight line bc idk what yo soy and idk how to play the ultimate

I never got a random with mic

im a octane main i have 30k kills and i strafe and only stim when needed

Not gonna lie I have had a lot of random octanes and they die in a matter of seconds

Pathfinder never ever dies on my teams bc there always are damn top 5 pred😅

Hey, I’m an octane main and I don’t do any of that stuff

Nessie at 4:02

Ig im a lifeline main. Recently I like using catalyst a lot. Whenever i play lifeline, my priority is to make sure that i should be the one staying alive till the end. Ofc not all matches i played with lifeline successful in that but there are pretty good ones. I mostly win matches playing Lifeline. I would toss my own life to rez my teammates fr. But sometimes i would get pissed at my random teammates because they chose to be reckless asf and engage in a 1v3 battle alone. While I'm still catching up to him. I'd rather play ranked cus pubs just made me annoyed whenever i rushed to get my teammates' banner....they f*cking left, and I went through that for nothing....stuck in the building full of enemies. But ranked also have people that fcking hot drop....and died first....and then they proceed to ping their banners like maniacs....while I'm alone...it was damn frustrating.

Me as a pathfinder main with nor riz :(

Sometimes I'm that random teammate

I'll admit-as a wattson main I sometimes am a bit slower into the fight. Though when I'm doing my damndest to catch up and the octane with less brain cells than limbs is just fuckin legging it toward the closest enemy shotgun it can be frustrating when they die then ask why I and the other guy weren't in the fight. Like bro, *we can't physically move as fast*, please stop shoving crayons up your nostrils and check if your team is with you before engaging. I'll admit, pathfinder mains are not NEARLY as bad, and I'll take them over octane every time. Or wraith mains. The whole "wraith mains DC as soon as they get downed" thing really does show some stereotypes are true. I mean there's obviously exceptions to all this. There's been some lovely octane's I've played with; but my first impression of an octane is never "oh good"

MY RANKED TEAMMATES EVEN

I’m that octane mate but I move and shoot

How come all Valkyrie players at at least over lever 200?