Ranking all 36 Mario Kart Wii Vehicles 

Funky Kong Bike Wii, my favorite racing game

3:01 mario kart wii physics moment

0:08 "huge variety of vehicles" And the majority of the community still uses the flame runner

I’ve been playing Mario kart for over a decade, and I didn’t know half of these vehicles existed

I’m part of the kart minority. I usually play Luigi on Standard Kart, and it make you feel more accomplished when you beat flame runners and mach bikes.

The thing about the Zip Zip is that it is used in a TAS world record and may eventually take over RTA as well...

“When you think of Mario Kart Wii you think of funky Kong on the flame runner” Me who plays as Dry Bowser on the Offroader: pathetic

I dont know if it’s been said, but it’s Called the Wario bike because it’s from WarioWare, I series of games where Wario is a biker. You can see more of this in super smash bros Where he has his biker outfit, and his side special attack is him on the Wario Bike.

Unpopular opinion: the Phantom is actually a decent bike. Sure, it's an outside drifter with a low drift stat, but all you have to do is start drifting earlier than you would an inside drift bike and you can easily work around this. The bike also features a solid balance of speed and acceleration, making it unnecessary to do a stop boost after you've been hit with an item. I won many races using the bike even on tracks with tight turns, people just don't know how to properly use the bike.

My list: 36: Jetsetter 35: Phantom 34: Bit Bike 33: Standard Bike S 32: Baby Booster 31: Cheep Charger 30: Standard Bike M 29: Sugarscoot 28: Zip Zip 27: Standard Kart S 26: Wario Bike 25: Daytripper 24: Classic Dragster 23: Tiny Titan 22: Offroader 21: Sprinter 20: Standard Kart M 19: Standard Bike L 18: Standard Kart L 17: Quacker 16: Piranha Prowler 15: Blue Falcon 14: Super Blooper 13: Flame Flyer 12: Jet Bubble 11: Shooting Star 10: Mini Beast 9: Honey Coupe 8: Wild Wing 7: Spear 6: Dolphin Dasher 5: Magikruiser 4: Sneakster 3: Bullet Bike 2: Mach Bike 1: Flame Runner This list's focus is on how good a vehicle is online. Time Trials, how it looks, and other things don't effect this list.

1:17 spitting straight fax

My favorite combo to use when I played casually back in the day was Waluigi on the Wario Bike. It's so funny seeing that magnificent lanky bastard riding a motorcycle that was custom-built for Wario, whose legs are like 1/6 as long as Waluigi's.

Why Do People not appreciate The Honeycoupe? It has great Speed, Weight, Drift, and Mini-Turbo. It's Legitimately op.

Dolphin Dasher actually had a world record before on mushroom gorge for 1 day btw.

Imo, the Magikruiser is the most fun to use because of the off road and it being an inside drift bike.

I feel like I’m undergoing the Mandela effect, because I could’ve sworn that this game had a tractor as a vehicle you could use

The zip zip roasts aged poorly

Dolphin Dasher is criminally-underrated on this list.

Funky Flame Runner is the Waluigi Wiggler/Yoshi Teddy of this game. I like it, but I see it so much online that I drop it down on my list

i love the wild wing and i use it on wiimmfi

Who's here after the Rapide got a world record? (Shy Guy Beach Glitch)

considering i’m only 13 and grew up with the PAL version of the game, i’m happy that someone else actually knows the names of them. you never see anyone calling it the bowser bike. always the flame runner (but flame runner does sound better)

The Dolphin Dasher will forever be the bike of my heart. I loved that bike!

every car ranked: (Worst) 18. Jetsetter 17. Sprinter / B Dasher MK 2 16. Baby Booster / Booster Seat 15. Cheep Charger 14. Super Blooper / Turbo Blooper (Mediocre) 13. Offroader 12. Blue Falcon 11. Classic Dragster / Nostalgia 1 10. Pirahna Prowler 9. Standard Car S 8. Standard Car L 7. Standard Car M 6. Daytripper (Good) 5. Tiny Titan / Rally Romper 4. Mini Beast / Concerto 3. Flame Flyer (Great) 2. Wild Wing 1. Honeycoupe / Dragonetti

3:00 I didn’t even know you could do that with a bullet 💀

One summer I decided to play every character/kart combination, and actually this list is a great reflection of what I experienced. Good work

Such an old game, yet still very fun to play. Wild Wing was my very first vehicle of choice back when I started playing the game. I just unlocked the Sprinter and Mii Outfit B yesterday, after many years of playing it. I thought it could be as good as the Wild Wing, but I just couldn't drift it as well in 150cc, which I totally understand it belongs to the same class as Blue Falcon and Jetsetter, and it still averages out pretty decently, depending on how fast I wanted to go in that thing. Zip Zip, I thought is more close towards the standard bikes, though with more offroad but way less drift. Here is My List: 36. Jetsetter 35. Daytripper 34. Wario Bike 33. Phantom 32. Booster Seat 31. Sugarscoot 30. Bit Bike 29. Zip Zip 28. Super Blooper 27. Standard Kart L 26. Standard Kart M 25. Standard Kart S 24. Sprinter 23. Standard Bike L 22. Standard Bike M 21. Standard Bike S 20. Offroader 19. Piranha Prowler 18. Blue Falcon 17. Tiny Titan 16. Shooting Star 15. Dolphin Dasher 14. Jet Bubble 13. Flame Flyer 12. Honey Coupe 11. Mini Beast 10. Classic Dragster 9. Cheep Charger 8. Sneakster 7. Spear 6. Quacker 5. Magikruiser 4. Wild Wing 3. Bullet Bike 2. Mach Bike 1. Flame Runner Definitely agree with top 4 for sure!

You said exactly how awful the jetsetter is - someone needed to! I love how you said the rest of the stats were non-existent!

UPDATE 2 years ago, we got a Zip Zip world record on shy guy beach glitch

Bro just violated outside drift.

Standard bike is underrated IMO it’s the best of the outside drift bikes (best of the worst but still)

Honestly I think you should mention the Flame Flyer Acceleration stat. When you play it sometimes you litteraly want to charge a mini turbo after a shock or just hitting a wall because its accel is soooo trash ! Good list and arguments btw I've enjoyed the video ^^

My jam back in the day was Waluigi or dry bowser on the bowser bike

That looks like the bowser bike (is there even a vehicle in the game called flame runner?)

Jetsetter/Sprinter/Blue Falcon are automatic karts, don't use them on manual. They are pretty good when using automatic, though it's a whole new style of gameplay you have to learn. Once you learn how to handle them, they are between the best manual karts and the worst inside drift bikes as far as viability goes.

how dare you not say the pal name for flame runner

Since I’m a Kart guy in Mario Kart, I’ve used the Wild Wing as my vehicle of choice. Sometimes I’ve beaten my brother in a bike with the Wild Wing!

Zakziko: the dolphin dasher is more like an offroad vehicle Magikruiser: am I a joke to you?

"the name is a mouthful" Yeah that's what happens when you say "B Dasher Em Kay Two" It's the "B Dasher Mark Two" my man

I am VERY surprised the Jetsetter and Phantom werent at the very bottom... they are easily agreed to be the worst kart and bikes

My favorite combo: Diddy Kong in the Sneakster Unpopular opinion: Outside drifting is better for me, since I use karts too not just karts

When I was younger long ago I never knew the Flame Flyer was the best kart in the game but remember using Funky on the kart all the time

11:11 Glad to see my favorite vehicle this high on the list. Waluigi does indeed help Flame Flyer's issue.

A few MKWii vehicle facts not mentioned in the video (a lot are pulled from mariowiki, but 🤫): Zip Zip/Rapide: has the highest off-road (62) of any medium size vehicle (it was mentioned that it was the 3rd best, the first two are both small vehicles. Sugarscoot/Bon Bon: has the same speed (32) as the goddamn Quacker: a vehicle known for having very poor speed Wario Bike: Design directly from the WarioWare series; highest handling (56) of any large vehicle. Handling *is* useful for outside drifting vehicles, as they can't rely on their drift for quick maneuvering Phantom: Has the single lowest drift stat in the game, which is surprising, because you would expect a kart to hold that title. Also has the same off road (56) as the Dolphin Dasher: a vehicle known for having good off-road Bit Bike: The vehicle with the lowest speed (25) in the game. Booster Seat/Baby Booster: The _kart_ with the lowest speed (27) in the game. The kart counterpart to the Bit Bike, except the Bit Bike can wheelie, so this may as well be the game's slowest vehicle. Super Blooper/Turbo Blooper: Correction: it has the third lowest drift (21), not the second. Bottom two are the Offroader (18) and the aforementioned Phantom (17). Blue Falcon: Design directly from the F-Zero vehicle of the same name. As F-Zero is known for speed, MKWii's Blue Falcon is also the fastest small kart, having the same speed stat as the Flame Runner (60) Tiny Titan/Rally Romper: it should come as no surprise that it is the kart with the highest off-road. I mean look at those tires, did you really think any kind of terrain would slow it down? lmao Mini Beast/Concerto: The kart with the highest mini-turbo (64) in the game. Anyone who has used it can tell you that its super mini turbo lasts for eons. Its mini-turbo is part of what gives it the kart BKTs it has. Flame Runner/Bowser Bike: The Japanese name of this vehicle is the スーパーバウザー _Super Bowser_ which is one of the few instances of Bowser's international name being used in a game's Japanese video. Cool video mate!

My list: 36: jetsetter 35: phantom 34-32: standard bikes 31: zip zip 30: sugarscoot 29: wario bike 28-26: standard karts 25: bit bike 24: super blooper 23: off-roader 22: booster seat 21: tiny titan 20: cheep charger 19: blue falcon 18: daytripper 17: classic dragster 16: sneakster 15: piranha prowler 14: jet bubble 13: sprinter 12: shooting star 11: flame flyer 10: Magikruiser 9: honey coupe 8: wild want 7: mini beast 6: Dolphin dashser 5: Quacker 4: Spear 3: Mach bike 2: bullet bike 1: flame runner This focuses on stats and stats only

I would put zip zip at least mid tier since it has two tas bkts currently (although for joke reasons lol) Additionally, quacker actually has rr glitch because of the wheel placement on the hitbox; weight alone has no effect in time trials.

Update: the zip zip now holds the Shy Guy Beach glitch WR, and the Shooting Star holds Rainbow Road Glitch

Toadette with the magikruiser was so fun because it could drift offroad.

oh so we’re counting looks aswell huh? Quacker #1 instantly

There is no way i just saw the dolphin dasher below the jet bubble

My Vehicle Ranking 36th: Bit Bike (ODB) 35th: Booster Seat (K) 34th: Cheep Charger (K) 33rd: Zip Zip (ODB) 32nd: Sugarscoot (ODB) 31st: Daytripper (K) 30th: Classic Dragster (K) 29th: Sprinter (K) 28th: Wario Bike (ODB) 27th: Phantom (ODB) 26th: Offroader (K) 25th: Jetstetter (K) 24th: Standard Bike S (ODB) 23rd: Standard Kart S (K) 22nd: Tiny Titan (K) 21st: Blue Falcon (K) 20th: Quacker (IDB) 19th: Mini Beast (K) 18th: Standard Bike M (ODB) 17th: Standard Kart M (K) 16th: Standard Bike L (ODB) 15th: Standard Kart L (K) 14th: Shooting Star (ODB) 13th: Super Blooper (K) 12th: Jet Bubble (IDB) 11th: Piranha Prowler (K) 10th: Dolphin Dasher (IDB) 9th: Magikruiser (IDB) 8th: Sneakster (IDB) 7th: Wild Wing (K) 6th: Honeycoupe (K) 5th: Flame Flyer (K) 4th: Spear (IDB) 3rd: Bullet Bike (IDB) 2nd: Mach Bike (IDB) 1st: Flame Runner (IDB)

Accurate list. Tho I will always and forever stay true to my man Toad and the amazing Minibeast! My favorite combination

Am I the only person who likes outside drift bikes?

The best kart looking is for me the Wild Wing (so perfect)

I beat all of my dads time trials with bowser junior and the sneaker, while he used funky Kong and the flame runner, i was about 8 years old lol and knew nothing about Mario kart Wii’s meta

seeing you do standstills with vehicles with amazing acceleration like the classic dragster caused me physical pain, also justice for the wario bike and zip zip i think theyre cool

my fave vehicles are Turbo Blooper and Dolphin Dasher

seeing the "fat guy!" mii brings back so much memories...

It’s funny cause I always won using the #1 &2 both never failed me

When I think of MKWii... I think of Yoshi-Wild Wing

i'm a Sugarscoot fan because it's a good "beginner" bike, with excellent stats aside from speed and weight (since drift can be worked around), making it a fun outside drifting bike to learn the game/bike style, or simply to mess around! I also do like its design as well, seems like something I'd (try to) drive in real life! ... Basically I'm a kart main (Wild Wing is just the best kart in the series to me) so a bike like the Sugarscoot is a godsend

I almost always choose the vehicle based on appearance, and that's why I modded my Mario kart Wii I have Rosalina on the Wario Car from Double Dash, Rambi Rally from Mario Kart DS, and Ralph's Wrecking Truck from Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed

Kinda offended that the baby booster was ranked so low

In my opinion the wild wing and the offroader are both my favorites in the game

Also, the game doesn't die because of what you say at the beginning, it's broken(a speedrun reason), having a course as a meme(coconut mall), and more.

When I was a young kid I mained the mach bike not knowing it was one of the best vehicles in the game lol

The nostalgia 😢

*Sobs in being former Zip Zip main* 🥲 I have a soft spot for it because of that and it arguably being one of if not the most forgotten vehicle in the game like you said

8:58 is that you Steven Hyde?

the fact that the zip zip has a world record now is crazy. this game is so crazy.

just wait til he finds out the zip zip got a world record on shy guy beach

Great list for the most part, I would only chage some things (I'm mostly looking at stats): In my opinion the Jetsetter and the Phantom are by far the worst vehicles. I don't think the Wild Wing should be at number 4. In my opinion it should be at number 8 or someting like that and right behind it I would place the Mini Beast, Honey Coupe and Flame Flyer. My list of inside drifting bikes looks like this: 9: Quacker 8: Jet Bubble 7: Spear 6: Dolphin Dasher 5: Magikruiser 4: Sneakster 3: Bullet Bike 2: Mach Bike 1: Bowser Bike Other then those points I agree with your list. Great job!

Funny how the worst rated vehicle on this list actually has a WR time trial

Funky and Daisy Bike Wii, my favourite racing game

But I love the Daytripper :c

Why did you put outside drift bikes much lower than karts with similar stats

I bet if the Phantom and Zip Zip had better speed and drift, and if they had inside drift, they wouldn't be the laughing stocks of Mario Kart Wii anymore. Similarly, if the Shooting Star had inside drift, it would easily compete with the Flame Runner, and if the Jet Bubble had similar stats to the Sneakster and Spear, it being the fastest small bike (just as the Blue Falcon is the fastest small vehicle) would allow it to compete with the aforementioned vehicles.

Really nice video! Definitely gonna subscribe. I main Baby Luigi + Mini Beast so it's nice to see it up somewhat high on the list.

Every Bike Ranked: (Oh god No!) 18. Phantom 17. Wario Bike 16. Bit Bike / Nano bike (Very Bad) 15. Zip Zip / Rapide 14. Sugarscoot / Bon Bon 13. Standard Bike L 12. Standard Bike S 11. Standard Bike M (Whatever) 10. Sneakster 9. Spear / Torpedo (Good) 8. Quacker 7. Bullet Bike 6. Dolphin Dasher (Great) 5. Shooting Star / Twinkle Star 4. Jet Bubble / Bubble Bike (Mains) 3. Magikruiser 2. Flame Runner / Bowser Bike 1. Mach Bike

Nice list 👍 I agree with this list for the most part but also another reason the flame runner is the best is because of its hit box to do glitches such as bowsers castle’s one

Shooting Star is best, Rosalina swag 4ever

only about like 10 vehicles are in this game, everything else is a bonus

it's funny how the phantom has the wr on rainbow road now

I’ve watched this video about 3 times already man

jetsetter main here, its best when paired with a character with a mini turbo bonus, like the mii, rosalina, and especially dry bowser and wario it makes the goldens feel significantly stronger, and yeah, its a hard vehicle to master, but once you get the hang of using it, you'll be surprised at just how well it competes online (provided no items screw you over) i'd suggest practicing with 100cc before going back to 150cc also, some turns like the super sharp turn on snes mario circuit 3, you'll need to go outward, start a drift, and immediately cancel and hop into a 2nd drift to make it without slowing down you could also use it on auto for much more mobility, but with auto you'll probably want funky kong (i suck at auto lol)

13:01 not only that but this veichle has the best miniturbo in the entire game (even if miniturbo dosen't matter, just let me have this

I wonder how this list would look nowadays, with vehicles like the Shooting Star and the Zip Zip having WR's, snd the fotmer kicking so much ass in the TAS scene that it allowed Spear to almost supercede Flame Runner in BKT count.

Mariokart wii would be so balanced if inside drift was removed

12:05 the wild wing is based on the peugeot 206

Aye, great video you made here lad! I don't play competitively but I've played this game for a LOOOOONG time, and even played online a bit when it was still up! I was not keen on what vehicle was best and just used what I wanted to that day lol. Nowadays I know much more and I definitely main Funky with either the Flame Runner or Flame Flyer, not just because he's basically the best character stats wise, but also personality wise lol.

One big reason I like mk wii karts a lot is because of how many you have to earn with grand pris and time travels instead of just getting coins or just starting with almost everything.

B Dasher Mk. II: An upgraded version of the B Dasher, hence the Mark II Nostalgia 1: A vehicle reminiscent of the first Formula 1 cars ever built

I believe that the Nostalgia 1 cart was meant to reverence the b dasher from DS

I used to use the standart L bile, realised my mistake way too late

I will forever defend my Toad in Magikruiser choice, what a great combo

Todos los coches de toda la saga mario kart aqui,,,, Turbiturbo, Fuego verde, Calesin florido, Paramovil, Bolino bala, Cochecito sonajero, Biplaza waluigi, Kart toad, Turbo birdo, Loco mocon, Kart toadette, Tuberias piraña, Tuberias boo, Kart desfile, Fuego rojo, Calesin florido rosa, Turbo yoshi, Cochecito azul, Koopa movil, Junco Dk, Bowche, Moradon, Standard RB, Rob LGS, B Dachero, Standard MR, Estrella fugaz, Aspiradora 3000, Standard LG, Streamlinero, Royal, Standard PC, Noche trippero, Huevo movil, Standard YS, Cucumbero, Champimovil, Standard TD, Cladle 4, Rambi ridero, Standard DK, Coche verde, Bruto, Standard WR, Dragonfly, Tyranto, Standard BW, Hurricanio, Poder de flor, Standard DS, Baile de noche, Banichero, Standard DB, Tanque de dierra, Mantiso de oro, Standard WL, Zippero,

The only thing i like about the daytripper is the reference to the beatles song(idk if it was intended or not).

yes indeed

Your editing style and energy is incredible, you just need a better mic!!

I definitely liked using the Sprinter for the aesthetic but the Wild Wing was my go-to in almost every race. Also I sucked with the bikes so normally I never picked them.