Ranking All Of Ash’s Pokemon I Could Beat Up 

Do not underestimate ash's rowlet. The only thing that is going to save you is if he's asleep. (To be fair, he does sleep a lot)

Ash throws logs, casually carries heavy pokemon like he's holding a bag of groceries and is more than willing to throw hands on grown men and win. You're not winning.

Can't believe John forgot Ash's Raticate that he had for about 15 minutes.

On bulbasaur: it doesn't evolve because it doesn't want to. Free will when it comes to evolution is a thing in the anime, so bulbasaur will stay like that forever. On charizard: he stopped listening to Ash for a while, but these days trusts him enough to follow his orders whenever. So props to you for trying, but I think it's more RIP than Not Great. On Snivy: she knows attract. Depending on whether this works on humans or not, this fight could suddenly take a turn for the worse.

Ash is a superhuman that can carry cosmeom, run as fast as HIS pikachu, jump pretty high both horizontally and vertically so yeah rip

I love how you put Pikachu in "Not Great" zone, which is damn accurate, especially with how powerful it is, sometimes.

"i dont have superpowers, I have confidence" Truly all it takes to defeat Pokemon is to believe in yourself

You said you don't want to talk about it, but there is no shame in admitting Ash could beat you up. Kid be holding a larvitar with one arm (that's like 160 lbs in one arm). Ash has got crazy power.

FYI, Noivern fought toe-to-toe with Zapdos and hung on there much better against Talonflame. Not sure if it's gonna be that easy to beat. I'd put it at least "Not Great". And Torterra's weakest opponent was Paul, and Torterra is surprisingly fast. I wouldn't mess with that thing even with an ice cube. I'd put it at "We'll See" at least.

8:11 This is how Gibble will fight: You will go for the punt. Gib will latch onto your foot, then use draco meteor, thus ending you. Sorry, but it’s that simple. 9:09 YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT SNIVY. That one’s crafty as heck. 13:48 “I don’t wanna talk about it…” * places Ash in RIP * XD

Ash has something above an 80% win percentage. He would have been in the pokemon hall of fame after Kalos even with the loss

Ash was able to throw full logs like he was participating in the Scotland Games on the regular. He could jump like he was Spiderman. His superhuman strength is nuts. I don't think PM7 stands a chance in a fight. Edit: Also can keep up in speed with Ash Greninja.

You would punt a frog Pokemon (Bulbasaur) to the moon willingly!?

1:49 Great Starkid reference! “The heart wants what it wants, and sometimes what it wants is…. TWISTED!”

I can beat ash, Ash: *comes back to life*

Man i love how he rates this sometimes because of the pokemons size and looks

I think bulbasaur has been vastly underestimated he could easily vine whip tie you up and slam you on the ground repeatedly for instance also he could razor leaf you or even leech seed your life away

I like how John always comes with the cool fit every video. I bought the hundreds Pokémon hoodie after the 2 truths and a lie video. That Pokémon jacket is SICK

While watching all these 'I Could Beat Up' videos & PM7 describing how he'd do in a fight & the ways it'd go, I imagine him as a Machamp (or stickman) being in those scenarios either beating or getting beaten up by 'Mons. Especially him saying stuff like "Im gonna grab its tail & slap it w/ its own hand" or "It just looks like a punching bag & would be fun to punch."

To be fair to noivern, his battles that he lost to were a metang which in game resists all its moves it had, a weavile, and a salamence that ended in a tie.

John, if a mr. mime walks up to you and tries to fight you, counter-mime it like in detective pikachu. mime like a huge bomb or something and disintigrate it, every human being can beat it.

Just step on pickachus tail and just start kicking his skull

I wouldn’t put Charizard in anything other than RIP… once it decided to actually respect Ash, it never gave up.

Glalie is definitely taking you down. It held off a Heat Wave and defeated a Charizard, and in another battle after demolishing a Dugtrio, the opposing trainer had to use Destiny Bond with Misdreavus to take Glalie out because she knew she wasn't beating it otherwise; in another battle fought a Metang and even took a Meteor Mash to win in the end, and in the battle Ash lost, Glalie went out in a draw against a Sceptile in a beam off resulting in an explosion. Glalie was built different, and its losses consisted of draws. Heck, Glalie was so powerful, the writers avoided using it to avoid making the battles too easy for Ash. Heck, Ash outright refused to use Glalie in a future league knowing he couldn't rely on its sheer power alone and wanted to try other things.

That ending though! Had me laughing so hard.

I know everyone else is already saying this probably but Charizard started reliability listening to Ash in the Orange Islands

Charizard should be in R.I.P section because he does listen to Ash eventually and if ur going up against that charizard.... that's R.I.P

i feel like the only reason pikachu doesnt kill people he electrocutes could be because the humans there are far more resilient

“Like I’m probably not good with being on fire”- John 2023

Ash could also keep up with Greninja and Noiven (while losing a bunch of fights) didn't run from Zapdos. And I will defend Unfezeant until my dying days, it was really good in the Anime!

I like how John says that a fight with a 10 year old is the end of it 💀🤣

Late to the party, I know but this was hilarious and I'm glad you know that Ash dominates 🤣😁 (Also when that knock happened I genuinely pulled out an earbud thinking it was my door 🤣🤣🤣)

I feel like i can take a sho- meanwhile pikachu who defeated A POKEMON WHO HAS VOLT ABSORB WITH A Z ELECTRIC TYPE MOVE

Okay, who else was wearing headphones, and freaked out when the knock at the door happened, looked around to see if someone was at your door, before returning to the video?

The thing at the end got me lol good video

Glad I'm not the only one who cried during Bye Bye Butterfree. I cried every time, to the point where my older brother and sister weren't allowed to watch it anymore 😂

He put rowlet in there because ROWLET would punt HIM to the moon.

"Will Draco Meteor hit me before I punt it to the moon?" Well, there's a 10% chance it won't, which is basically a 50% chance, so I like your odds there. XD I wonder what a PM7 Official Pokemon Card would look like.... XD John(PM7) 2* Flail Wildly 20 6* Punt to the Moon 50

The ending is a banger 😂❤️

I loved the ending, made me giggle

Calling Snivy a him, when Snivy was a her XD Damn XD

I was really hoping the Ash at the door would be Mikey in his Ash costume

havin an awful day so far, but the monsters inc clip really got me lmao thanks john

4:10 my favorite moment

Aipom got traded away because it was more interested in contests than battling while Dawn's Buizel wanted to battle.

Thanks for making awesome videos for me and my family to watch. Continue making videos and we will continue to watch, comment, and like.

Seeing the thumbnail and a rowlet with punted to the moon made me laugh too hard!

John legit said “I can throw a torterra to the moon.” Maybe John does have superpowers!

Noiverns pokedex entry says it can destroy 10 ton trucks with the sound waves it produces and that it taunts with its prey before viciously ripping it limb by limb. So unless u are stronger than a 10 ton truck I don’t think things will go to well for u.

That robert manion clip from twisted by starkid. god bless your editor lol 1:47

Rowlet should be higher, he has a great moveset, *brave bird, seed bomb, razor leaf, feather dance,* and was able to beat his final evo in the anime. I think at least in we’ll see

8:50 that's mainly because Ash kinda screwed up everytime... getting into momentum too much and then losing it completely... with rock climb and synthesis.. at completely to wrong moments.

butterfree : (grabs butter knife & kills himself)

That knock at the end chilled me to my bones

Your comments on Totodile scream "Florida Man," and I'm here for it.

I wanted that knock on the door to be Mikey in his Ash/Red costume so badly!

ash hurls logs, jumps like 30 meters into the air, runs fast enough to catch up with lugia, jumps off skyscrapers, takes thunderbolts, flamethrowers to the face for breakfast. I don't think anyone can beat him.

If i may add something for Squirtle. There is also the little fact that you have 5 of them to deal with it it would be the case that Squirtle is with the Squirtle Squad which is most of the Time. I could see it happen with Squirtle alone. But with it entire Squad backing it up the Odds are not in your Advantage

When people ask what to do when a kid challenges you to a fight: 9:36

How to beat up a pokemon, book coming soon 💀

Gotta love that Twisted reference.

9:12 PM7: I'm not worried about Snivy! Me: I think you should be! Ash's Snivy knows Attract! And it's a Girl! Good luck resisting being Inlove with a Snake! 😂

4:55 "It could just step on me. It's an elephant. I love elephants!" We learned something about Jon's inter-species kinks today.

Bulbasaur:Can vine whip you (grab) and then use solar beam to destroy you Butterfree:dosn’t have any attack moves, so in a way or other you win Totodile:dosn’t have good moves, beatable Corphish:took 3 Pokémon in a tournament, plus I don’t think it has bubble beam, it has Crabhammer, Aqua Jet, Metal Claw and other move Aipom: not very strong, beatable (a little hard) Torterra:leaf storm and goodbye(has frenzy plant, he kills you yes or yes) also every time he loses is because his opponents were very strong (elite 4 member, type disadvantage, etc) Snivy:attract, and leaf storm/leaf blade and wa-lah (it has vine whip if I’m not wrong, so it can grab you) Rowlet:brave bird is enough, but if he falls asleep, a feather dance does -2 attack, so no Noctowl: it has extrasensory, that’s enough (that owl is smart, also Idk if he still has hypnosis and confusion, but I think not since t also has air slash and sky attack) Scraggy:high jump kick, but he’s a baby, so beating him is 50/50 (focus blast misses a lot) Palpitoad:hydro pump and sludge wave and bye Squirtle:hydro pump and skull bash,but besides that, beatable (chances are low since he has rapid spin, hard to counter, specially if he combines hydro pump with rapid spin Quilava:eruption and good bye (good luck punching a Pokémon with flame charge) Gible:bites your head, and Draco meteor Unfezant:beatable, bad moves+not strong Oshawot:bad moves, the only good move is hydro pump+weak, beatable (razor shell is useless without the shell) Noivern:faced Zapdos, tied with a Salamence, boomburst is enough to kill you Mr Mime:can’t be hit, plus Can use reflect, trapping you, focus punch to 1 shot, and psyquic is enough to knock you down Pikachu:thunderbolt, simple (if that’s not enough, electro web can be used defensively, so if he uses electro web on himself and you try to kick/punch him, you are just damaging yourself (quick attack is fast, he can dodge every move) Charizard:it dosn’t have seismic toss anymore, but a flamethrower and that’s it Muk:sludge bomb and body slam are his only moves, but with sludge bomb is enough Glalie:ice beam, frozen and bye Buizel:he’s not as strong as he looks like, ice punch or Acua jet can be stoped if you wait in the best moment to counter, 10-20% to win Pignite:flamethrower and brick break and bye

The ending alone makes this video a banger

Gible's Draco Meteor is more likely to hit Dawn's Piplup than you so you'd have a 90% chance of surviving

Can't believe the injustice that has been served to torterra. You'll break not only your foot but your entire body.

4:07 Make a siphon, make it red, hold it up at the tauros, close the other end, and they pop in, and drown.

Remember that time Ash Ketchum tried to throw hands with MewTwo? Dude ain’t scared of PM7.

Hahaha I busted out laughing when he said I don’t want to talk about it with ash.

Omg u posted again yay

Okay, I get bulbasaur, but he got soft in that pokeball. When ash first tried to catch it, he battled with Pikachu and Pikachu got injured.

I just love how humorous PM7 (I forgot his name, sorry) is!

Love this

I love the Yoshis island music that everyone is using in their videos it’s very gooooood

Keep in mind that Ash is practically immortal. He’s thrown LOGS like pool noodles, and he’s got the guts to try and gut check Mewtwo. No offense, but you’re screwed.

Let's not forget that Ash held Cosmoem, which is as dense as a black hole, and one of the heaviest Pokemon in existance.

In the show, Ash, essentially, borrowed his mom’s Mr. Mime until he caught another Pokémon to use with Pikachu

The thing to consider is that half of Ash’s pokemon aren’t fully evolved or not to bright. Cause the pokemon that are actually good just get the nerfed hammer and pikachu and at least 2 other mons carry his team

1.48 a twisted reference wooo

Love the endings

2:05 Did... Did John forget that Charizard now listens to ash all the time

1:45 sleep powder, stun spore, poison moves. Need I say more

12:45 noivern was coddled as a baby Doesn’t mean it’s not strong don’t sleep on it It beat up a Zapdos fam

Ash: I'm gonna beat you up!... Legally...

When the main protagonist of a show realised they had plot armor and ranks their partner that they can probably beat up.

john:I can beat up a butterfree. butterfree: flys in the air use sleep powder grabs John and tossing him down the cliff

I was eating and the ending made me nearly cough up my food lmaooo

Ash literally told him "Lemme catch that jacket"

04:20 I agree, it's my favorite pokemon

Nice video

love the uncle dijon reference

He doesn’t know the power of pikachu😂 0:53

First off dope jacket Second I would never fight pokemon but I wish you luck PM7

13:37 irl someone knocked on my door and I forgot to open. I reminded the video and at that exact moment they knocked again

Bro was not cooking when it came to Torterra🙏

Oh my god how i got scared at the knock sound! I'm sitting right by Window and thougth that someone knocked it from the outside! I love in the third floor!

Little did John know he posted this video on squirtle community day in Pokémon go and you could he Squirtle squad squirtle

Dex entry: Levany would slice its foes literally in half if the foe hurts its friends.

700lb, 7' tall tree-bull is being punted to the moon. Someone make a delusion tier list out of this series, this has gotta be the most insane yet.