Ranking Cologne commercials based on how emasculated I feel (VOD) 

Remember everyone, to become a hero you must first become a horse.

I love the fact that Parkzer answered his classic “hello DouglasDouglas” and LATER found out that Doug was live, meaning that’s not a bit, that’s just how he answers the phone for Doug

I like how Doug used to dunk on Hollow Knight, saying that it sucks, but now loves it. Truly an enemies to lovers moment

Doug had a very very specific stream idea and absolutely nobody in chat understood or cared

The one-two punch of Jeremy Fragrance and Jedi Horse had me struggling to breathe.

Cologne gameplay starts here: 36:54 2nd add: 50:22 3rd add (Timmy): 59:17 4th add? (Jeremy fragrance): 1:04:36 JEDI HORSE: 1:09:24 Jedi Horse Strikes Back: 3:40:06 Return of the Jedi Horse: 3:42:19 JEDI HORSE (with Parkzer): 3:52:53

I love Parkzer so much, he somehow has the best comedic timing and WHY is he so ride or die? Was prepared to drop everything to go to New Zealand next week for no reason, just needs his DouglasDouglas to go with him.

I am gonna take a wild guess and say that Doug didn't expected to having to take a flight to New Zealand out of the Cologne commercial ranking stream

Ever since Bjorn blessed us with his eternal Peggle wisdom, I've been aspiring to be more than what I am. But to do that, I must first become a Horse. Not one of the common, stripey variety, but a Jedi Horse. from Burberry

As someone who absolutely hates perfumes and cologne, I'd say none of those emasculate me. But put deodorant commercials and we'll talk.

who cares about men S-tier shoulda been I Am Not A Real HORSE Without This Cologne

I feel like Doug’s type is just women with cats

I love that of all the music RU-vid recognized in this video, coffee was NOT one of them 😂😂

1:09:24 The only important moment from the entire stream

I'm very masculine I'm very masculine

If he made a donation goal to pay for the trip and buy the cologne, it would definitely be the strangest Stream I've ever seen 😂

I like how Chat wanted Doug to watch Jermy then wanted Doug to put Jermy in S tier, then chat got upset at Doug saying Jermy is a germam right wing extremist. Like guys you wanted him here

I saw that one million intense ad when I was a kid but I never knew if I had actually seen what I thought I did so for years I waited for it to show up on RU-vid and it never did. Now 12 years later I can finally know what it was that I saw. Thank you Doug Doug.

"cant just drop everything and go to new zeeland" yea ok u talk like u just dont go "hey chat quick stream got things to do today" and proceeds to make a 8 hour stream

He haþ returned!

Wow, was not expecting this to be such a great steam lmao Yet, here I am, dying of laughter several times in the last few hours

Parkzer is a very good friend, Doug on the other hand.....

I’m an hour in so far and this is absolutely one of the streams of all time

There was a pretty huge fire that burned down a lot of peoples homes in Westminster (north of denver) in some recent years. Not necessarily city wide devastation but it was pretty serious because of the wind that day.

Hi twitch chat! Hi singular line of RU-vid chat! HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND IS PLAYING HOLLOW KNIGHT??? Where is the real doug and what have you done with him

Damn, watching adds has never before been this entertaining

The singing woman is a siren. I think the ad is a little too high concept. Basically he is being seduced by the sirens song. so ignoring everyone

oh god I got to the very first one and I'm already so incredibly uncomfortable

2:34:35 This fits so perfectly wtf

this was genuinely one of the funniest streams ever omg

Not sure why Doug back tracked some on pure xs being creepy. It was a VERY creepy ad (assuming it was without his knowledge). Imagine if it was 10 guys secretly watching. Great stream though, I made a playlist entirely for Jedi horse

This was pretty good but the ending almost killed me

WOW, I was so emasculated by watching this stream!

Wake me up when they make a cologne that smells like campfire smoke. I hold my jackets in the smoke when I have a fire because I love the smell

1:51 Not even two minutes into the stream and TTS is already fucking weird

Doug, the barber shop is CLEARLY in the mountains of the bank vault

We're still waiting on that trip to New Zealand you definitely promised to all of us Doug

"Another whale has just hit the second Spire"

New VOD chat, let's go!!!!!!

4:21:30 Greatest doug & parkzer moment of recent memory

Game idea: dougasoar game. Twitch chat controls doug on screen to jump over obstacles so he moves up and down. This will give twitch chat something to do when doug is not coding

starting song completely slaps

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland! 🇩🇪

4:11:40 Sending mods to New Zealand reminded me that airport scene from Hangover 2 😂😂

That suggestion about two AI presidential candidates is a REALLY good idea. I hope DougDoug does that.

He was in the desert with my mom when she was researching wolves right before she electric guitar’d

I swear to God I just got that dior ad with Johnny Depp in my RU-vid shorts feed

I hope he does some challenges with Hollowknight like he does with Spelunky

Coffee goes with EVERYTHING PERIOD! Strong like toffee oooooooh!!!

3:07:18 this man is making zero intentional movements, he's just looking at the camera and being blown around in the wind or whatever.

seeing Jeremy on the thumbnail, oh man i know where this is going

I don't comment very often but I just want to say that after I watched this, I've gotten a lot of ads for Air NZ

4:08:54 I'm not going to elaborate, Doug. Suffer.

Was so surprised tp see that NZ Commercial, haven't seen that since i saw a kid

The smell is the smell of NZ air

stream ends at 4:31:14

I hear the "GD" brand of cologne is beloved by a ton of people, would be curious to see where Doug would place that in the rankings

to become a hero, i must first become... a horse.

while watching this vod my room started to smell like cologne and i have no idea how the fuck that happened but can confirm it made me feel masculine

I love the people in chat saying, "Doug had a girlfriend?" like they already think they broke up.

ALL HAIL REALLY NOT EARLY GANAG!

As a new zealander, this was a jumpscare

If bologna is pronounced baloney, cologne should be pronounced caloney

3:43:41 I thought he said keef cup and at first I was like damn I didn’t realize NZ was cool like that

The Paco Rabanne one. The guy is aware of the women. He sprays the cologne on his neck area and chest almost instantly, but delays a bit before spraying it on his crotch, he also doesn't specifically look into the mirror when he does it on his neck and chest, but before he sprays it on his crotch he specifically looks into the mirror, sprays and then has that satisfied look. Pretty sure the idea is that he knows XD

1:05:00 this is the most masculine thing I could possibly imagine

The fact he himself removed the cross on the free space, which was placed after the second commercial, and not even realizing it is driving me nuts...but this time not even chat realized it....

I just wanted to say, I got the Jean Paul Gautier le male perfume for free and it is one of the best smelling colognes out there, expensive though. 🤷

I’m just wondering why he put cologne on before a bath

I'm going to assume doug sometimes checks comments and remembers the first 20 of this vod. But I would buy a dougdoug branded olive oil, assuming it had some habanero flavors In fused in it because I love habanero. Otherwise I wouldn't buy it.

Absolutely love Hollow Knight! Hope you can enjoy it, on stream or otherwise 😄 (especially the soundtrack)

Look I just got here, but if Jedi horse isn't S tier I'm throwing shit

12:50 Does anyone know what song this is?

I love the sentence "having sex so hard he destroyed the eiffel tower" 2:02:53

The absolute weirdos just sending messages about Jeremy to Doug, like... ok, but we're not supporting his beliefs, just how dumb he is

First Doug stream I got to be in. It was fantastic,

I have a rare mutation i don't actually have BO i haven't ever needed deodorant or cologne. That said use doctor squatch

COFFEE DIDN'T GET MUTED POGGIES 2:34:00

"i do not feel like i will be a man if i only wear horse cologne" 1:16:37

35:21

men

Doug should take Billie to New Zealand. That's legitimately so romantic

i love gd cologne

Woot!

1:21:10 Can confirm as a bisexual that commercial is great

What happened to the peggle ai vod?

2:14:26 I am a german, i live in munich... and i didn't understand a god damn thing she said

Hehe he said colon

Petition for doug to stream hollow knight but replace the vod footage with pacifist spellunky footage for April Fools

Do a twitch chat vs yt chat gpt war thingie

All hail the shit king

What is Doug’s name??

Spoilers: LETS GO BELIEVERS, 3 BINGOS ON THE NEW ZEALAND AIR COMMERCIAL POGGIES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah i sometimes don't really see the point of the Ads for Perfume or Cologne. Like Cologne, which they kind of want MEN to buy, and the Ad is a Guy just staring seductively into the Camera... This ain't gonna make me want the Cologne. And i don't really feel like my Girlfriend would see the ad and thing "I have to get him that!" Same with Perfume Ads where it's for Women and the Ad is a barely dressed Woman doing weird movements in the backseat of a Car. What is that supposed to say? "This Perfume won't get you a Man, but it might make you really want to do weird movements in the back of a Car. And the 'best' thing i've seen was a Razor for men. The Packaging features a CLEARLY naked guy and they just proceeded to sneakily put the "Product Testing says Excellent" sticker where his crotch is. I'M NOT GONNA BUY THAT!? and i'd be VERY concerned if my GF bough it for me xD

Yt never told me about this stream😢

Early VOD gang 😎

vod chat untite

HE LIKES HOLLOWKNIGHT!!!!

Sup early gang! Hope you all have a beautiful day.

As a bisexual this was a very fun stream