Ranking Every Bachelor & Bachelorette in Stardew Valley 

Krobus is the best "marriage" option. 🖤

Don’t forget the sexism if you’re female when you talk to Alex in the beginning (saying things like “if you weren’t a girl”)

Haley best girl. Character development is a good 😭 she slowly starts telling you you smell like dirt but she doesn’t mind it. then that likes animals. that she imagines working with them. then the photo with the cows is so cutesee

A lot of people talk about Haley and Shane being outright rude to you at first but to be fair... 1. Sebastian is also very standoffish and he is just as difficult to see as Leah and Elliot 2. Pierre just sees you as a walking check. Least favorite villager by far. At least Morris is funny in a cartoonish villain way. 3. You do have to walk on eggshells with Penny. 4. While Demetrius may be coded as on the spectrum, his relationship with Maru and scenes with Robin just turns me all the way off. Like I don’t enjoy getting my hearts up with him. 5. Clint... Clint. I'm sure it's his anxiety but he toes the line between asocial and creep. 6. Lewis no one cares if you date Marnie! Honestly good for you. Now stop embezzling town funds! But on a more serious note I feel like if Sebby is in A tier then Haley can be moved up just on the strength of her growth alone. And I think Alex can move to B ONLY if you play as a male farmer, as his grandfather will become much more accepting of you and queer identifying people as a whole.

Ooofffffff Elliott the love of my life,, the reason I actually bought Stardew... (Originally trialled it on the switch, immediately fell for Elliott and bought the game outright, and played until 2am to get to the point that Elliott loved me too.) I like him because hes an artistic free spirit. He ticks a *lot* of my aesthetic boxes tbh (long haired boys are my *jam*) and just. You're a starving tortured artist, Elly? Me too! Lets brainstorm in the corner. Even outside of dating him, he dedicates his novel to you because of the support youve given him in being able to complete his dream. As someone who struggles with getting my thoughts down, thats... so sweet? Ive never struggled in getting to the point of dating him either? With the bat cave you can get pomegranates quite early, as well as just. "Hello heres some fresh vegetables. Heres a shell i picked up outside your house. Heres some trout soup thats sold a short distance from your shack. I learned to make cheese would you like some." Couple of gifts every week and you're dating by his birthday. Also he seems a little? Oblivious and silly to me? Which tbh i just find charming. "Oh i seem to have a crab in my pocket" "im using seawater to water my rose why isnt it growing" "I didnt know if you could love another man" LOVE OF MY LIFE I GAVE YOU THE BOUQUET AND IVE BEEN SAYING I LOVE YOU SINCE DAY ONE. You can compliment him and hell think its just that, he wont realise that youre flirting. A little oblivious, like me, and i like that. Also hed just be so doting about any insecurities you might have. You think you're stinky from farm work? "Its your natural musk!

This is the most unique tier list I’ve ever scene!! I love how you organized this!!

The format for your content is seriously good, hope you're proud of your work!

My Only qualm is Elliott in the F tier. I’m not sure how good he is at expressing his love. He is a little self focused. But he’s also fine to let you run about your farm, and likes to see how it’s coming along. He is very different from the farmer. But he works well with them. He goes to the beach to reminisce and listen to the waves. He writes or wanders the house. He is distant, but he’s aware he’s distant. He asks, “will you be alright without my help?” And suggests in his letter to take food to the mines because they are dangerous. He left crab cakes in the fridge for me for food while he was gone. His favorite food. He left. For us. Because it’s a good food (stat wise.) so, selfish as he seems, he also makes it clear he loves the farmer. He wants them to be safe and happy just as he is. He… trusts you. I think he lives with a front on, a protective front of fearless confidence and flourish. But I think deep down, he fears rejection, from people he is close to, just like what he received in the past. But as a writer myself, I deeply achingly empathize with his arc. Feeling weird as people beg for an autograph, going on book tours, getting fan mail… yet you know you’re really just a normal person. It’s this pedestal of fame, people see you as some sort of hero. But you’re just you. Thats scary. And you gotta learn how to still be normal and leave your mask of perfection Off. it’s hard to forget what everyone thinks of you and just press ahead. Even when all feedback is positive, it’s scary. You really need one person who genuinely believes in you and loves you. One person who believes in you but sees you first and foremost as a “normal” person. You can trust them. It’s a slow, dry death without that person. 💔I know what it’s like to write alone. It all but kill’s you.

the Krobus Tier, so nice to see people liking Krobus

alex is by himbo husband, but i'm also gay so i got the really sweet discovering of his sexuality stuff instead of the thinly veiled misogyny, so that may be a factor lol

Honestly, I love Shane. hear me out: not because i want to “fix him,” just cuz i can relate to his struggles. I wished someone was there for me when i was struggling (despite how bitchy i was). so idk i guess my approach to marrying or dating him is i don’t care if he does or doesn’t change. i just wanna be there for him no matter what he’s going through🤗 also he’s totally the type to dominate and be a freak in the sheets🤭

I like Harvey a lot. Because his maturity and responsibility is what I want to be. Plus he has nerdy interests he really enjoys that I relate to (albeit my interests are very different from his). And as someone going into a scientific field that overlaps a lot with medicine (microbiology) I really enjoy his role in the village. I also like Maru's scientific interest, but its less adjacent to my preferred field of science. Plus I'm more attacted to men than women. Sorry Maru. "Double wammy of mommy and daddy issues. Oof." Okay that got me to chuckle.

Elliot, in my headcannon, reminds me of Ayame from Fruits Basket (specifically the English dub). Dramatic & Adorable.

Harvey "Bills" you like way too much money for not noticing that it's late when you're in the mines and pass out so just wanted to mention that

Opinions are subjective, and my subjective opinion is that all you said about Krobus is objectively true and everyone who disagrees is in denial because they can't fathom Krobus' flawlessness. Keep up the good work!

Really enjoyed the way you outlined your thought process, one thing on Alex though. He is (as far as I know) the only character to directly mention his initial struggles over having feelings for another male farmer but actually develops over time and I find that adds a whole other layer to his personality. This is especially true when marrying him (as a guy) causes Geroge to literally say he originally thought it was "unnatural". Obviously limited only to male farmers but an interesting character act that feels quite unique.

highly shocked at the lack of Harvey appreciation in the comments, i couldn’t imagine not liking his vibes

The correct choice for S tier

I think that Alex and Haylee should fittingly be on the same tier. They both come off as rude and mean but get better as you get to know them. And while it doesn't necessarily justify what he says Alex does have an explanation for why he is always so proud and arrogant and how he cares so much sbout what people think of him. He always needs to prove his worth in an attempt to show that he is better than ehat his father always made him out to be. In comparison while Haley does have a nice arc still comes off as really rude at the start without having really a reason to do so ? Like she is just awfully rude for no reason other thsn she doesn't rrally like Pelican town and wants to leave at the start. I like her development just like alex's when you date him as a guy but I don' know shr just calls you ugly and disgusting by attempting to talking to her. She also just flat out insults you if she doesn't like/hate a gift you give her Imo that makes her less redeemable. Either way they are comparable and should be ranked the same imo but I know that Haley is the community's Baby so this might come off as controversial. Either way great vid !

None of this matters, Robin is the only one for me.

SHANE NEEDS A REAL REWORK, he could have been our best boy but they dont write him to actually commit to his arc. He could be our best boy but we need them to rewrite his post marriage dialog and even maybe his 14 heart even where you HAVE to accuse him of drinking.

I was going to say "Where's Krobus?" XD Edit: personally, I am Aro so I didn't know I still could have the benefits of having a partner but being a housemate instead. Thanks to the two people who let me know that fact and I will be having Krobus moving in this weekend on stream o3o

So even though Sebastian is my absolute favourite and I love him to the moon and back I do have to agree that Krobus totally deserves the S(ewer) tier! He just feels like such a nice companion to have and the way he helps around is also a great perk. And btw I love your tierlist and the overall aesthetic, you did such a great job with that!

As much as I want Krobus on here just so he could go into S tier, I understand. Good video though, that’s a sub. Edit: I had to take some deep breaths after she put Emily at B, almost A. Edit 2: CRIST ON A KRISPY KREME KROBUS WAS ON THERE FORGIVE ME GOD FOR I HAVE SINNED PLEASE!!!

Omg I died when she was like “let’s describe Haley with the 3 Bs: Blonde, Bubbly and Big Boo….BLUE! Eyes!! 😆

I respect the places everyone is in this tier list. Pretty much the same thing I had in my head. My girl Leah in A Tier but I’m totally fine with Krobus in the higher tier lol. Great video!

Leah and Sebastian in "A" tier is so perfect, they are my two favorites in the game and i would do everything and anything for them. however krobus will always be number one :3

“Harvey is the white loaf of bread he despises,” is going to make me laugh all week 🤣

Honestly, I like your perspective of Haley but personally dislike your ranking of Elliot

Thinking about it I get your rankings Elliot becoming more dependant on you when you marry him is something I never noticed but makes so much sense when you realize that his only friends were Leah and Willy, and Willy is likely only because he lives on the beach too. The farm is more reclusive than his beach cabin. Elliot just needs more friends and going to the farm doesn't help that at all. As a guy marrying Alex feels like a completely different experience compared to what I've heard from female players so I can get his ranking. Though personally for me he's higher Maru's only flaw is her father. Queen Maru might seem stagnant but she has her life together unlike most of the people running around here. Just wish there was more thought put into her post marriage because- Yeah- She doesn't seem to do a lot of tinkering or make good on her automation idea anymore. And I'm glad you weren't too harsh on Shane because he isn't "fixable" because I see a lot of that in the community (UnsurpassableZ didn't help before he left, Jesus) so knowing that despite his flaws he's not the lowest makes me happy

I can't believe you put Alex above Elliot 😥

as an avid harvey enjoyer, the best way i can describe his aesthetic and overall vibe is "pathetic". this is why i love him

I really wish shane would stop drinking after 8 hearts and if you are a bad spouse ot divorce him he'll start drinking again. just a thought 🤷

I married Sam first and I’m sad that marriage ruined his dream of being a musician!

I love Haley so much ❤️ also, loved this video. I like the way you organized it into categories and broke it down!

Omg so happy to see a new video from you, you're videos are some of the best

I'm ranking this S teir, as I am in year 2 and doing stardew research and this is giving everything I need and more to find out what is going on in pelican town. for real though great video and keep this up!

I've never met someone with such different taste than me. I hated nearly every review you gave to the characters. Great video!

Very well made, love it!

I respect your opinion... For me tho Alex is the first person I married and ive had to stop myself from marrying him every new play through I start cuz I wanted to see other characters storylines(I still did marry him 3 more times tho)... So for me he goes in S tier!

Penny is my fave. People just don’t like her cause she’s a little plain

Top tier editing on this video 🤌

love this great video! got yourself a new sub ^_^

This video is so well made 🎉

This was an amazing tire list. Id love to see one of all the non-marriageable characters. Either way great work! 😘

Don't get how you have so little subscribers, seriously high quality content lol, keep it up

Krobus’ hug is the most adorable thing ever 😭😭🩵

I love how you said about the S tier, "Maybe it was the sewer tier all along?"! Lol

No way you put HALEY at a B tier. I’m gonna scream

Four categories of judgment eh? Sounds like Something sans would do if he played Stardew Valley. 🤣 (No hate)

Okay then, Alex is one of Gaster followers

Congratulations for reaching 10k subs Really good edited video

I watched your entire video. I really liked it. I am a bit sad at how hard you are with Harvey. He is so kind with helping Shane. And just kind in general. Now with Sebastian, he is usually my husband. He is an S Tier for me hands down. I try to pick someone new, but he woes me and I am his again. LOL ❤😊

We love Krobus

Thanks for making this. I’ve never married anyone in the game yet. I can’t decide lol

I totally understand your ratings, but I would throw Haley in that F tier. My least favorite ever.

I feel offended by abigail almost a c tiee, i marry her in almost every save files. Only other character i married is leah on my forest farm because i think she fit perfectly with forest environtment😂

From a different country, Turkiye. I am from Turkye and you can be the best Stardew player. So if you can make a video (I'm not talking about shorts) every week or once every 2 weeks it will be perfect.

29:43 he said he started to drink sparkling water instead in one of his heart events

My Only qualm is Elliott in the F tier. I’m not sure how good he is at expressing his love. He is a little second focused. But he’s also fine to let you run about your farm and likes to see how it’s coming along. He is very different from the farmer. But he works well with them. I think he lives with a front on, a protective front of fearless confidence and flourish. But I think feel down, he fears rejection, from people he is close to, just like what he received in the past. But as a writer myself, I deeply achingly empathize with his arc. Feeling weird as people beg for an autograph, going on book tours, getting fan mail… yet you know you’re really just a normal person. It’s this pedestal of fame, people see you as some sort of hero. But you’re just you. Thats scary. And you gotta learn how to still be normal and leave your mask of perfection Off. it’s hard to forget what everyone thinks of you and just press ahead. Even when all feedback is positive, it’s scary. You really need one person who genuinely believes in you and loves you. It’s a slow, dry death without that person. 💔

As an Emily fan, I’m so glad you don’t hate her cuz she’s “too nice”. LIKE THATS THE WORST EXCUSE IVE EVER HEARD LIKE WHAT???? (I’m also playing for the first time lol)

I agree with you in pretty much every way

Junimo: Sam doesn’t really pursue his music after you marry him :/ Sam’s 14 Heart Event: Am I a joke to you? All love🤣🩷🩷

the "Me" factor: I CAN FIX HIM

I love Krobus

I think that not everything is bad with Shane. I think that the true story of him is in heart events and his room is just a reminder of his past. I do get a feeling that he is not really regresing, because changing is hard and in his situation, I think, he suffered too much to be redeemed in a short time

Abigail going to the beach a lot could be a part of her "adventurous" side tho as well

Gotta say Abigail has better naming skills than me. Last two cats I had were named Cat and Cat.

ABIGAIL DOES WHAT thats ptsd educing for me haha

Your videos bestttttt

I love your Contant I was literally be horrible at Stardew valley without you

Guys Harvey is an anxious little pookie 😞😞

Nice

You should do this with the Stardew Valley expanded and ridgeside village marriage candidates

Thanks. I’m not going to marry anyone because I’ve heard marriage dulls down the characters a lot (and also because Krobus supremacy), but I also want to get close to these people…without getting Saloon Scene’d (or, I guess Kitchen Scene’d. I personally like women, and the only male character that piques my interest is Harvey.)

Personaly, i love Elliot. He is always my first choise, and i don't think that he thinks his better. He even say that he wish he can become a farmer. And Alex. At first i don't like him. He just was. But his history? Romancing him as a male farmer? His ten hearts event? I very like him. And Haley at B when Alex D? ..why? Theyre pretty.. similar?

Personally I think Penny should be on C tier or B tier because she have rich benefits, but I respect the D tier

It's ok Alex I'll always love you ❤️

Omg thanks! But I’m only in year 2 summer😢

I’m doing my first playthru trying to romance Emily but I can’t bring myself to do it, she’s in love with Sandy

Hailey is s tier cause she is a tsundrere and her insults are really funny

I wish Shane had better character growth. He started to get better then crashed and burned. I married him in my last play through, I was disappointed in him. I wish my chicken man was a better.

I am madly in love with alex lmao

my big issue with abigail is because i have purple hair too! 😭 it feels off looking silimar to her

Can I marry krobus?😂

I use to be a big Elliot fan but he turned to be boring at home. So I kicked him and choosed Leah instead 😂❤. And she is much better for me.

24:17 oh no my heart haha

Alex and George coming to accept homosexuality makes Alex a HUGE hit for my fellow queer folk, but i just can’t see his appeal

I love ur channel but why do people always hate on Maru!?!?

i love krobus

I haven't watched the video yet and if you don't put Leah in S tier I will cry.

marrying alex makes more sense if your player is a male. is just weird to be married to him and still have his casual sexism, but if your character is a guy, it looks way more like he's closet and with internalized homophobia (that generally comes with toxic masculinity etc

penny 😭😭

im your favorite 😭😭

1. Sam 2. Leah 3. Haley 4. Elliot 5. Penny 6. Abigail 7. Sebastion 8. Maru 9. Shane 10. Alex 11. Harvey 12. Emily (EWWWWWWWWW)

Im not krystal kook as it wete i just thibk crystals are pretty so Emilys my favorite

That was cute.

EXCUSE ME BIG WHAT HAHHHHAHAHAAHA 14:17

hello can you put abigail to s tier and upload as "FIXED" ty luv u

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