Ranking Genshin Characters at a WEDDING?! 🥂💐 

I like this video because it’s a unique idea.

Let's just state facts here, believe what you want to about shipping characters like Ei and Yae but know this will never be cannon nor, reality for there are a few ways to anger the CCP and gay relationships are one of those ways.

CCP = Chinese Community Party

This was hilarous

I love it , I want it to continue as that AU that you just keep adding on to

Bonds over shared trauma 😭😭😭😭

PLEAASEEEE

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The last line killed me 👌😂

Ways to make friends with The Wanderer and Xiao 👍

yes.

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And then they hook up 👌😂

@@ben-taobeneton3945 hoping this is jutst for kokomi and gorou because fischl is 16

@@skeIliemaan.j isn't she now 19 in the story, 3 years have passed since she's 16.

I can imagine him beeing shocked and not blinking 👌😂

Me too! Xiao would just deny he saw anything when anyone asked why he seemed so shook up, and just be like “everything’s fine. There’s nothing you need to worry about”

@@taylorgallagher2832 Exactly 👌😂

@@ben-taobeneton3945 I just realized how much I sounded like him. Lol.

Is that or watch Venti drink himself to the ER for the 80th time in the row or listen to Zhongli's 50hr wedding speech So sorry Xiao I will make you almond tofu to cheer you up 😂

Yeah and then she made out with the hot male bartender ;)

@@swastikasaiganapathy5860 whose she? Jean or Lisa?

@@swastikasaiganapathy5860 no she didnt.

@@swastikasaiganapathy5860 ngl diluc is lucky either way

@@aoyagicest people are allowed to have ships different from yours

So she could "kick" Itto out so she won't have anyone causing a scene so she will be able to enjoy the wedding

okay now thats just targeting minorities 😭

Nah, Sara's more honorable than that...even with someone like Itto. Drumalong event being the only reasonable exception..

Itto: "NO, BEANS!!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS AS AN ONI!!! TOO....MUCH....BEANS....IN....SALAD...." (collapses after eating the bean salad) Sara: (plotting) "And next time he's having breakfast, I'm going to give him a breakfast burrito with lots of beans!"

Aether who always knew: *"i suggest using the second floor"* *leaves using teleport waypoint*

I love this lolz, everyone making his job harder!! And diona would hate him even more for bringing customers to the bar!!🤣 OR she finds out he loves fruit juice and he earns some of her respect!?!?!

It's just him trying to be polite but everybody swoons 💀💀

i'm very tempted to 💀

It is a large closet, clearly.

i will try and attempt this

I’ll probably try

I couldn't draw if my life depended on it, but I'm definitely up for writing this! Ideas were already going through my head before she said the magic words of "Someone needs to make this into fan-fiction." Picking on Xiao is one of my favourite hobbies. xD

Great headcanon

Ok you’ve convinced me- Also ahhhhh more inspiration to make a story based on this lol

Scara: And that was my forth betrayal

I love this, but I also think that he would not understand why that was that big of a deal and he was stared at (cause he would not know the myth) so Nahida had to explain it to him and then all of that happened

Madame Ping heard that Zhongli and Hu Tao would be officiating the wedding and foresaw disaster. "Yanfei dear, could you keep an eye on them for me please?"

@@darkdude1996ify I kinda wonder if yanfei would actually help or help hu tao go around some rules

@@beingbored7617 She likes it when things are done right, so she would probably be exasperated with and foiling Hu Tao's antics throughout the night.

What does officiating mean?

PERIOD

SO TRUE

WAIT THIS IS SO TRUE, IT'S ALL CONNECTED XD

@@doodlesbyalex8765 It's only a matter of time before Ningguang finds out. I've a feeling that Yae Miko will make a whole light story novel about this.

@@OrochiAlter9713 DRAMA AND COMEDY INSUE!

…part of me wants to write this. Problem is I haven’t followed the new Sumeru characters to write them convincingly enough-

sadly my english grammar is way too bad to write something like this in english, tho I'm really tempted to write it in my native language xD

Can i? I'm super inspired to write it on wattpad!

@@protoncoccus3229 yes please! i’m sure everyone would really appreciate that especially me 🙏🙏🙏

@@protoncoccus3229please do! And send me the link when your done :D

Frfr

Bro didn't want to be at the wedding cause it was too loud and considered rude to wear his noise canceling headphones so he got arrested so that he could go to a quieter place 100%

I thought about that while watching the video that Ayaka and Ayato would be wedding planners because they're from the Yashiro Commission But it could be a scenario where Ningguang invited Ayaka and Ayato as special diplomatic guests as a way to improve Liyue-Inazuma country relations. Ningguang's wedding is a significant political event.

KAEYA PART IS EXACTLY WHAY I WAS THINKING ABOUT LMAOO Like He opens the closet Yae and Ei notice him and awkwardly stop Xiao and Wanderer are relieved Kaeya smirks and asks to join them. They no longer want to make out and they leave. Kaeya is kinda hurt but also doesn't really care Xiao and Wanderer are glad their suffering us over lmao

​@@zeynepnaztuzun4125 but then Cyno and Tighnari enter

Next in the line are Lisa and Jean-

and then even the marrying couple enter lmaooo

Zhongli at Alcoholics Anonymous: "Hello, my name is Zhongli, but you can also call me Morax or Rex Lapis. And I'm an osmanthus wine addict."

And then she gets sent to juvie. My head canon: If Klee is a Pokemon trainer, she will have cute but destructive Pokemon in her team as well as two Voltorb (Kanto and Hisui).

My head canon for Bennett's extremely bad luck: Skateboarding: Falls flat on the park on his face. Going to a zoo: Gets attacked by an animal when watching an animal show or visiting an educator (he got bitten by a macaw, a big lizard, a snake, or a spider). Or he somehow ends up in the lion/tiger/hyena/crocodile exhibit and nearly gets eaten. Going to a museum: Gets kicked out for accidentally breaking an exhibit. Fishing: Falls into the river, lake, or sea. As a Pokemon trainer: His team will have weak Pokemon: A Magikarp, a Burmy, a Feebas, and a Luvdisc. As a kids' show entertainer: Makes the kids cry. In a zombie/dinosaur/giant insect apocalypse: Gets eaten first. Doing a test: Got an F. Doing an essay, research paper, or thesis: Gets accused of plagiarism. As an artist in DeviantArt or Pixiv: Banned, or quits due to people accusing him of plagiarism, making too many NSFW art, or using A.I. (and bullying him as a result). As a fast food worker other than McDonald's: Burned the food or gets accused of pulling a "Burger King foot lettuce". As a cop or security guard: Bad guys got away or beat him up. Camping: Accidentally set the forest on fire ("I was just roasting marshmallows!!!").

And she’d 100% be there with Barbara just chatting with her and having tea

kaeya wouldnt be smoking but he'd definitely be outside with her

😂😂😂

Venti then gets sent to Alcoholics Anonymous.

Both are very independent, I am the friend of someone, we used to be enemies we both are independent and we weren't opposites we were both quiet, and ignored most things, I am just more observant and am more aware of things,I find myself more like scaramouche I do have stories where people were 2 faced, I have lack of trust, and not social as I avoid interference with other people so they don't know my weaknesses or my strengths, Xiao is also similar he literally barely shows up, which I also do so yes this us true also Xiao doesn't know about Scaramouche so I think so too.

@@Areullekino I relate, maybe a little too much... the main difference with me is that when I avoid socializing, it's either because I find it too taxing to talk to certain people, don't want to bother them, or I'm worried about saying the wrong thing. I don't necessarily have trust issues, but I did have HIGH separation anxiety as a kid. luckily, it's died down over the years but I do still feel a little scared and lonely without the people I trust. I'm not sure where it stems from, but there was this nightmare I had when I little that might explain part of my anxiety. I'll only go into detail if anyone wants to know but otherwise, I'm going to keep it to myself.

After Yae and Ei finish and leave. They immediately get into the closet not giving enough time for Xiao and Scara to escape.

@@goatmilk2937 ASJXJOAISDJOAIDJOWID DUDE THAT'S PERFECT

More spice

Or Lumine, Ayalumi Enthusiasts let's gooo 👀

@@doodlesbyalex8765 *Nilou entered the chat with a Bloom and Keqing entered the chat aggravated*

​@@OrochiAlter9713who's adding the dendro?

Also, since Beidou and Ningguang got married, my head canon is that it will be like Mr. Ratburn’s wedding in Arthur (Mr. Ratburn is confirmed to be gay).

Razor literally tearing up the floor gave me a chuckle at how accurate that would be.

And then he pees on it like a wolf would.

aww that would be so fun to have tcg matches going on as well!

juice bar regulars

wait making them have an unexpected little group friednship would be so cute

Ayaka, Nilou, Keqing and Kokomi fighting for who sleeps besides Aether

I,m surprised Koomax hasn’t done something like that

How about ranking them if they play Super Smash Bros.? Ideas for categories: Casual player Seasoned veteran Only wants to play Classic Mode Only wants to play Adventure Mode “NO ITEMS! FINAL DESTINATION! FOX ONLY!” (or, “FOR GLORY MODE! FOX ONLY!”) Collectible hunter (wants to collect all of the trophies/stickers/Spirits) Rage quits after being killed Only wants to play one favorite character (e.g. only wants to play as Donkey Kong/Link/Bowser/Pikachu/Solid Snake/Sonic/Mega Man/King K. Rool) Pissed because the character they requested didn’t make it as a playable character in Smash

Lmao all of these definitely happen

Not cannonly

@@MyStarIsMee IDC SHE ADOPTED HIM

@@EnaShinonome1FAN not really kazuha said that one day beidou had took him aboard because he had no where to go and now they’re really good friends

@@MyStarIsMee IDC SHE ADOPTED HIM

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yes.

Piggybacking off the theme of this tier list, I think a Genshin characters as wingmen/matchmakers tier list would be funny. I don’t know if it would be ranked on how effective they would be or based on what strategy they would use to help their buddy. I just think all of these characters are slight disasters so picturing that seems incredibly funny

Would like to see a tier list on Genshin characters as Pokemon trainers

Lmao Bennett would do that

Now I headcannon that Scara broke into the wedding simply to cause chaos. Maybe Childe figures out he’s here and tries to stop him-

Then Tighnari would tell him to get down for his sanity 😂

@@ennaxy5696 and that’s why they didn’t proceed with the making out, Tighnari was pissed 😂😂

At the ending Tighnari would go and apologize to everyone XDD

imagine they kiss and they just hear “ま 大人になるほど ででで はみ出しものです伽藍堂 人生論者が語った 少女は鳥になって 綺麗事だけで ぱぱぱ ボロボロの靴を結んで デジタル信者が祟った 少年は風になって ゆらりくらり 大往生 お疲れ様です ご臨終 テレキャスタービーボーイ 僕に愛情を 嘘で固めたウォーアイニー うざったいんだ ジーガール 魅惑ハイテンション カニバリズム踊れば ひとつふたつ殺めた手で 何を描いているんだろう テレキャスタービーボーイ 僕に愛情を 誰か答えてくれないか 見た目がどうやら︎︎ だだだ ステレオバイアス サディスティック 毒針持ったように歌った 少女は花になって 耳を塞いでも ぱぱぱ 奴らの声は派手になって 胸に刺さったあの言葉 少年は振り返って ゆらりくらり大妄想 お互い様です ご臨終 テレキャスタービーボーイ 僕に感情を ノイズ混じりのウォーアイニー じれったいんだジーガール 油断禁物さ 頬に溶けた涙を 忘れたくて喉を締めた 過去に残した傷痕 テレキャスタービーボーイ 僕に感情を 今だけ抱いてくれないか こんな世界じゃもう 息ができなくて さよなら告げた現実に 許してはくれないか 弱い僕たちを また何処かで会いましょう テレキャスタービーボーイ 僕に愛情を 嘘で固めたウォーアイニー うざったいんだジーガール 魅惑ハイテンション カニバリズム踊れば ひとつふたつ殺めた手で 何を描いているんだろう テレキャスタービーボーイ 僕に愛情を 誰か答えてくれないか パルラルラ”