Punch-Out? More like Punch-In, if you know what I mean ;) Thanks to / @gamingevolutionx who's footage I stole for this video! Yay! My Twitter: / real_bossclips My Discord: / discord
Gay man's opinion, Glass Joe is more cute than hot. Great Tiger is criminally low, just his voice does wonders. Piston Hondo was robbed of the #1 spot.
For sure. And while I don't claim to have an explanation for people's tastes, what I do claim to have is my own explanation for my own tastes and a video about it.
You also can’t use a teapot either. They put that label on everything because technically it “could” cause cancer if consumed. However, are you going to take Bart Simpson’s advice and literally eat your shorts?
@@fumikagetokoyami5040 wasn’t Super Punch Out, like… canonically a game? Within the Punch Out universe? Or am I misremembering? I may be dumb, correct me if I am
@@SolarDelite Yeah, I highly doubt it was a freak accident, though. That would sound like a cover-up made by Nick Bruiser to keep his posture as the world heavyweight champion.
@@fumikagetokoyami5040 Listen, the first time I fought him I got him down one time by accident when hitting him during his… whatever the elbow jump attack is called
I’m personally not mad you put Aran Ryan and #12 but just know you’ve likely summoned more than half the online fandom with that take- Like haha funny trash man but the obsession is UNHEALTHY-
Finally someone with the (objectively correct) opinion that Glass Joe is objectively like the best partner of every fighter in the game, and I say that as someone who is incredibly gay in both directions at once
Why’d you gotta include the cat face? Also, that’s like, the entire joke of the video. At the end it’s easy to tell that he’s doing a bit. It kinda seems like you’re making it out to be an undesirable trait to be gay, honestly. And the passive-aggressive cat face doesn’t help. Just because somebody wants people to think they’re straight doesn’t make them gay. It’s not gay to be straight, lmao.
also his no.2 spot is Disco Kid who quite literally looks like an LGBTQ Stereotype but of course the game states that he's just a Dancer since LGBTQ wasn't so big at the time of the Wii
From the perspective of a straight woman who enjoys the original mike tyson's punch out, I am saddened that great tiger was ranked so low on the list, for his looks and for his fun technique. And look at that physique as well. Soda popinski should be higher too (definitely looks better in this version LOL). Von kaiser was hotter in the original game, sad to see the downgrade. Thats just my two cents, though
@@Real_Bossclips I completely understand your bias, as I used to have one as well. But at the same time, you put a redhead in first place :,). And russian>french any day of the week, even with the political climate being a little iffy.
I feel like King Hippo would be a good cuddle buddy Bald Bull just doesn't like being overwhelmed with attention, but seems like he'd be nice, but quiet when he's not overwhelmed with attention I can fix Aran Ryan, I swear
Saying the Doc doesn't give good advice is a bit of a flex in disguise, because he will only help you if you're losing, but he will start making jokes if you're doing well.
Sometimes I wonder if the Internet was a mistake. This video's existence has simultaneously created a significant rebuttal to and confirmed that idea. I don't know how to feel about myself feeling this way.
that Disclaimer of not being Gay might look unnecessary but considering that the two highest boxers rated on this list is Disco Kid, a Boxer who quite literally resembles an LGBTQ Stereotype. The other Boxer being ranked no.1 is literally Glass Joe, a man who looks like a whimp, has below average height, has been bullied by pretty much everyone and also doesn't possess facial hair. In other words, Glass Joe has the ideal qualities of a Gay Boyfriend.
Finally someone I can agree with on that! Outside of the ring, he is indeed shown to be a nice guy. I'd honestly enjoy getting some pancakes with him, even if he'd drink all the syrup.
I like that Don Flamenco is on there. "¡Venga venga jaja!" "¡¿Qué pasa quieres más?!" Don Flamenco can knock me down anyday. I would flamenco with Don Flamenco.
Bald bull, do i have to say more? Yes, he has committed several murders, however, king hippo actually seems nice outside of the fights, also i can understand his language but i wont give away my secrets
Despite the conflicting sources, it seems like his one win was an accident. Still, losing 99% of your games is probably a sign you're not very good. And technically, in Wii, you fight him again, meaning he (at minimum) played 101 matches and lost 100 of them. 🤓🤓
Im sorry but your ranking is entirely skewed by the facial hair thing. How is great tiger below bear hugger? Why is super macho man so high? Im going to teleport into your house tonight and give you an presentation about every punch out character ever.
My ranking: (I'm not gay either) 1. Aran Ryan 2. Disco Kid 3. Glass Joe 4. Piston Hondo 5. Mr. Sandman 6. Don Flamenco 7. Von Kaiser 8. Super Macho Man 9. Bear Hugger 10. Great Tiger 11. Bald Bull 12. Soda Popinski 13. King Hippo
I won't feel safewith Sandman. Yes he could beat every persons who tries to hurt me BUT this guy is really agressive and would punched me if i don't like his hobbies or insult him. Glass joe is weak but at least, he's charming and won't attack me if i said something wrong. Joe would probably asked why i am angry then we'll find a solution, like a normal and kind person would do. Not sure Sandman is comprehensive and patient, this man is gigantic and scary 😰
HEY FUN FACT, something i learnt recently is that king hippo CAN speak english. in the live action promotional advertisements for punch out wii we see what the fighters do when not boxing and we see that while hes a little dull and not the brightest King Hippo isnt mindless, can speak english and is doing his best to try and run a business. So those animalistic grunts? its all for show
@@Real_Bossclips from what ive read, king hippo in captain N ISNT punch out king hippo, but simply loosely based off him with the same name. still different characters
