10 years later... here are the lyrics :) Introduction: Alright men, we've done it. We've beaten Ragnaros, and now we stand at the doorstep of Blackwing Lair. Does any man have any idea how to do this instance? None, whatsoever? (What about you Shaun Connery, do you know?) Well then, shall I lead the charge? It's time to call on my masterful techniques of rhythmic explanation, also known as Hip Hop. Tichondrius Server Operational, Commence Rapwing Lair." Rapwing Lair Razorgore (Underground Hardcore) Blackwing Lair, zoned in as we phased through 40-man crew, with 8 classes in the raid group So we know whats in store, MT controllin the orb Breaking the eggs to bring him out to phase 2 Lets get it happenin, Hunters kitin dragonkin Running up and jumping down ramps for the fake route With the last egg down, Razorgore gonna break through The MC, MT settin the pace to DPS him down, Line of sight the fireballs Stay behind in spite before it bakes you So Off-Tank, stand at your 90-degree angle So when he breaths, it doesnt conflagrate you Slow and steady, Razorgore givin his paid dues Tier 2 bracers from his grave loot Then we line up, 40-man raid group To move to Vaels room, BWL Take 2 Vaelastrasz the Corrupt - (Midwest Story-Telling) Now hold up hold up, Im rememberin We need to kill some goblins for looting elementium Odd groups to the left, even groups to the right Attack the goblin mobs, dont lose them in sight Aight, Good Job, with a standing ovation Now line up on Vaels right in battle formation Tank 1s in front of the big 3 Tank 4s got an FR of 315 Vaelastrasz making one hell of a big scene Hes 30% life, do you wonder what this means? Everyone ready? Lemme do a head count Aight, start the encounter, essence of the red now Tank 1 in line gotta agro manage A healer for every class, theres no bandage Tank 1 BA, max out on the low damage Ok everyone stop, Rogues Vanish Hunters feign, lemme see the priests fade Cant no one OT when we move to each phase Tank 1s dead, tank 2 face him to the east Tank 2 watch where you placing the beast 20% and hes getting hostile Mage BA, so move to the tail and start throwin out frost bolts Vaelastrasz gives out some of the better loot So Warrior DPS it, lets see some executes 45 seconds, somebody check the time Tank 2 BA, tank 3 youre next in line Tank down, tank 3 make him turn around Aight hes got aggro, everybody burn him down Ah geez, stop having a laugh Paladins keep your groups up! Stop casting the hammers of wrath! Vael down, we all here did well Now we can loot the body for our tier 2 belts Aight everybody line up, matta fact Our next agenda is the next 2 death talon packs Broodlord Lashlayer - (Tupac Shakur Impersonation) Aight MT you ready? Lets get this thang started Aight now MT move to the middle, it aint a riddle Son, you gotta get the hatcher situated and settled Uh, Need that AoE on the whelps too Mages do it, Paladin bops are finna help you Once every pack is down, move to the corner Quiet on ventrilo son, we need order Nobody can die, healers take it personal Aight we done here, take it out the first floor Lets move to the second, we be wrecking Warrior sweeping strikes and blade flurries with weapons uh Move in and counterspell the healing prayer Gather your lifesavers, its Broodlord Lashlayer Now we at the corner before him, priests get out forts and Shield after mortal strike, thats important Warriors charge him, you got heals, no stressin Rogues heres your lesson, get on the suppression AoE Knockback, aint no way to stop that Broodlord on a new tank, Druids get them HoTs back Mages and locks, youre the cloth pack The tanks at 30%, lemme get a healer to top that Do what the raid leader says If we get a warrior down, we need a druid wit a battle rez I pulled aggro, looking like he wants to kill me I'll move to the tanks so some of y'all betta heal me Broodlord at 5 percent, pierce him through With everything you got for our tier 2 boots and DPS zerg him, and hes at dead rest Random 1000 if you need him for yo head quest Everyone line up We finna clear the trash mobs in front of Firemaw before the times up Firemaw - (Dirty South - West Coast) MT, best be holdin' still gripping tight with a sword and shield, gotta keep it real, 9K AC with the plated steel gonna roll with Firemaw, how we gonna keep the fire off? the first warrior gonna need more than 315 FR Now listen here dude, priests gonna heal you and after shadow flame, priests gon shield you Now I'mma say it plenty times up in plenty rhymes That Fire Buffet stacks up way up over twenty times Name of the game is LOS, if you hit, call an SOS Here's the test for Firemaw, y'all gotta be the best of the best MT's in the corner, step up to the border so you don't get hit by the fire buffet, keep that order and go slower, on the dps so you don't pull and let me take a dura hit to make myself po'er let's get it on tonight, and stay organized when firemaw's beginning to cast wing buffet, then y'all taunt him right Offtanks get on Firemaw, cuz he deaggroes Now give him back to the main tank, I'm calling "DPS GO!" Let's make it happen, push to the front and y'all start casting But remember to move to the back when the fire buffet begins to stack 10 We right in the action, He's at 5% let's drop this dragon And no homeboy, killing Firemaw does not increase faction Finishing blow, now we gon hear wassup Somebody link the loot, let's see them tier 2 gloves Done with that boss, y'all be like "that's all?" Nah dawg, now we finna clear some trash mobs Trash Mob Packs - (East Coast - New School) Aight y'all cats in da raid group, y'all need to be with me And every warrior to the front, ready to assist me We ain't gonna stop till every boss in this place is gone So everyone take a breath, and put yo game faces on MT 1, 2 you're both on a warlock We'll DPS those first, assist using the fourth box I want a Hunter in the front that's armed with a full clip 5,4,3,2,1, alright pull it MT 3, 5 you're on spellbinders, here's the reminder for MT 6, your mission is technicians The orc locks gotta die first, their AoE is savage Enraged Felguards, gimme a banish So keep the dps fast, and the heals competent Melee on Spellbinders, the rest ta kill goblins There's an overseer that's still wobblin So let's dps him down, and now the real problem is Not enough MT healing, throw a shield on to them Kill the last technician, and now I feel confident We can move on to the packs of wyrmguards Y'all need to keep in mind that each one of these things hurt hard Clearing this trash can take close to one hour So we need a off tank that's ready for bronze power Another backup for green, get up a network of healing for the tanks, and we're dropping the red first Once the wyrmguards are down, it's all rinse and repeat Ebonroc and Flamegor gon be seeing defeat... Ebonroc (Underground Hardcore) Check, Check, Check. Raid Group with 20 killers, armed with 20 healers Locked down with a strategy that's proven to be plenty iller So get them buffs out, hunters with them guns out MT run down, and put him between any pillars Yeah I'm talking about that Drake Ebonroc, dawg Don't make me scream at you until I got lock jaw I ain't got a repair bot y'all, so drop yours Everyone repair, no excuses because you're not poor We must use warriors plated from the knees up to please taunt every single shadow debuff In WoW, we trust, Ebonroc will drop some neat stuff to suck all of your DKP up So MT, put your back to the wall Before he puts a crack in your jaw, when wing buffet happens you need to be fast with the call Everyone who's playing bad with a flaw Your occupation is slaying dragons and all, not practicing law So be professional, this boss is the biggest of jokes And the strategy's fine, we ain't gonna fix what ain't broke Ebonroc is easy but before you think it's a hoax there's a rogue down, why? he ain't wearin' his Onyxia cloak So keep the Mortal Strike on him Warriors might taunt him? Nah, do it right before I make it my problem 5 percent, dps til he's reduced to nada Loot the gold, that's enough to buy you out some gucci prada There's a mage afk, so I'm gonna boot him outta the raid to go to Flamegor, a.k.a. The Loot Pinata
I was in Advent! gnome mage named Axeeffect. Shaunconnery's raps were the best part of the guild. I think I ended up getting ousted from the guild cause of some stupid loot drama right before AQ40 got launched, but I was a little kid back then. I remember I had some problems with the new mage class lead named Grandius. I joined Advent in it's infancy, I was a guildless decently geared mage who had left the guild for forgotten reasons. I was in the mage quarters of IF and Shaunconnery asked if I wanted to join and said it was mainly an alt guild so I joined. I think the first guild leader was a gnome rogue named Prodigious but he never hit 60 and had to pass on gmaster.
haha this is pretty tite rap and beat.. its fun to see one of my old video's used in it too... btw...is this the same shaunconnery that streams his warrior's arena's on xfire?
