There lived a certain doot in Spookia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a blue glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Spooktopia chicks he was such a lovely dear He could doot the Bible like a dooter Full of bones and calcium But he also was the kind of teacher Dootgirls would desire Ra ra Rasdootin Lover of the Spooky queen There was a bone that really was gone Ra ra Rasdootin Spookia's greatest doot machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Spooky land and never mind the doot But the dootchok he danced really wunderdoot In all affairs of state he was the skelly to please But he was real great when he had a dootgirl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the doots he'd done She believed he was a spooky healer Who would doot her son Ra ra Rasdootin Lover of the Spooky queen There was a bone that really was gone Ra ra Rasdootin Spookia's greatest doot machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his dooting and spooking And his hunger for doot Became known to more and more skellies The demands to do something About this outrageous skelly Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This skelly's just got to go", declared his enemies But the spookgirls begged, "don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasdootin had lots of hidden spooks Though he was boney, they just fell into his arms Then one night some skellies of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasdootin Lover of the Spooky queen They put some bone saws into his skull Ra ra Rasdootin Spookia's greatest doot machine He dooted it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasdootin Lover of the Spooky queen They didn't quit, they wanted his skull Ra ra Rasdootin Spookia's greatest doot machine And so they stole his bones 'til he lost calcium
Doot doot dootsputin, lover of the skeltal queen, There was a skull that really was bones Doot doot dootsputin, Skeltal's Trumpet love machine It was a shame how he lost calcium
