Rassicas Theory: Are You a Kid or Squid? - Splatoon SOLVED! 

It's even funnier when you consider that MatPat did an entire video on this topic, even though everyone already knew the answer.

Woke up in a cold sweat for I felt a disturbance in the force. I knew an important announcement had been made. Thank you for this amazing Information.

I don't know if this fandom can ever recover from the repercussions of this lore reveal

I almost choked on my water, I was expecting a longer joke, but the single line killed me lol

All the work put into this video is astonishing, matpat could never.

Probably one of your best videos, you answer the most controversial question in Splatoon lore so effortlessly

The point you brought up at 0:01 was really interesting I had never thought about it that way before.

I was like "Finally, a rassicas video I can eat my dinner to" and then i got surprised so hard.

wow. im blown away by the quality of this video. thoroughly moving stuff

Thank you rassicas for spending hours of your time doing extensive research and translation to solve this mystery. This has been something I’ve thought about every day for the past 6 years. Now I can rest knowing that they are-not kids-but squids.

Nice description

The lengths on your videos are getting absolutely insane. Who is going to sit through all of this content? Like who? Also grizz was confirmed to be a cat named henry in a 2016 interview at coro coro's brazilian branch

NO WAY, THIS IS FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE

i couldnt get through this whole video in one sitting but you made really good points so far!

Took matpat 15 minutes but it took rassicias one second

Omg, thank you! I’ve been saying this for years on how if Matpat just actually played the game he would k ow the answer. Also I die a little when in his video he says “which makes it impossible to use The Charger” BRO what the crap is the charger weapon!!!! Gosh I’m sorry Matpat but the splatoon community will never forgive your that one…

The dedication and love you put into your videos is astonishing. (April)Jokes aside I really appreciate your content and hope this channel keeps on growing. 😄

Why did I click on this video expecting a long winded explanation....april fool's why are u so cruel to me

I am hearing only facts from the diety of Splatoon lore.

Fun fact: this is the actual thumbnail for MatPat's Splatoon theory video. It just has the colors inverted.

YOU’VE DONE IT THIS IS NOW LAW

The fact that he literally showed this image in the video confirming it makes it so much better

I don't know what I expected honestly

Jokes aside, I was thinking of this image the entire time I watched that game theory.

Came to this video from Twitter Didn't know what I expected but I definitely wasn't ready for this LMAO

imagine how terrifying it would be if the squid kids were like the second or third stage in their evolution through out the game lmao

You always do so much research and I'm so impressed by your translation skills too, another fantastic video

BABE RASSICAS JUST POSTED

Wow, very informativ. The Facts you brought up are very good. I could not have come to a better conclusion.

Top of the morning, squids 🐙

i love that the description is longer than the video

This made all the lore clear and we might know now what is the story of Splatoon 3 story mode! Thank you a lot, rassicas! You're a legend!

Who thought inkling were humans for real

glad I looked at the video length before watching

MatPat failed to find the “Lore section” of splatoon… somehow

evolved to LIVE ON LAND.

I got really scared you were gonna pull some kind of bizarre lore that hinted that they might actually be kids and I got really scared

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

thank u for this 5AM announcement

A new rassicass video is what I needed rn and apparently it did not happen

i straight up didn’t see the time stamp and thought this would be a scietific refutation of everything matpat said in his video

that must’ve taken so much time and effort

The way I was ready for an in depth talk about this

I was wondering how you'd answer such an easy question and stretch it out to a video until I saw the time

now that i know this information ive ascended to a new plane

“Well ACTUALLY Rassicas they’re a SWIM not a squid, there’s a reason it’s called a SWIM FORM”-Mathew Patrick I think

I was caught of gard I didn't even loon at how long the video was before mindlessly klicking it

i never wouldve expected it!

Haha. Beat that MattPatt.

Okay.. so yeah. They're squids. Everyone go home. They're squids. Genetically modified squids.

amazing this is your greatest lore exploration video yet

Ok i didnt see the time of this video so good. MatPats old video still annoys me because IT SAYS IT IN THE GAME

Had me thinking you were going to deep dive through the lore! 🤣

who would win? a science nerd who has millions of subscribers doing extensive research OR one (1) wet piece of paper you found in a kettle

rassicas: thank you for coming to my TedTalk

My mind is blown

Damn I was expecting a 40 min in depth canon lore thingy but…you got…straight to the point…

Oh my god so immersive this is an insane lore video

Splatoon Fans: Make some deep lore videos The creators:

simple and effective

I saw the notification, flipped out panicking, and then remembered it was April fools...

That is not what I was expecting

Oh my lord. I never would've guessed! And to think it took us this long to figure it out...

how about we all set aside our differences and say what we all know. THEY ARE SQUID KIDS. Squids, that are kids

You sure??? I though they where rabbits. 😂 Yes I know about the games early stages with rabbits, that's the joke. Encase anyone was wondering.

You're a kid, you're a squid

oh my goodness why didn't i think of that

Hey Rassicas I wanted ur opinion on something so basically in inkopilis is where the great zap fish lives and idk if there is only one but say there is only one and it lives in inkopils what do u think will be the replacement for that in the splatlands/chaosville I think I really big sting ray that wraps around the battle tower would look cool

Absolute genious, finally someone can answer the age old question of the last decade (bein' sarcastic btw fkkdcikdkf)

OH MY GAWD I DID NOT KNOW THAT! Nice vid!

no way

For a long time, I’ve been someone who believed a lot of lies and misconceptions about many things. It still hurts to admit, but I was just wrong in so many ways. I lived my life in fear, and bought into half baked truths. But then, I came across this video. Never before had I seen such thorough analysis, such careful and measured data. The way you took all of the facts and logically brought out the truth, it really affected me in a way I struggle to accurately describe. I guess you could say… it was like my hypnoshades had been knocked off. An awakening, a second chance. From today on, I will not be so easily tricked. With the critical thinking skills you’ve taught me in this video, I know that I will find the truth, and that I will finally, after all of these years, I will figure out for real, where to end this stupid joke dear god this is a horrible joke I’m so sorry

aren't they just, Inklings?

Put this on loop

I thought I accidentally clicked the end of the video and replayed it to find out its only a second long😭😭

It let me think of "HORNET IS NOT MADE OF VOID"😆

I cant believe this

What That’s all?!

Oh no what's happening? 🚶‍♂️🧎‍♂️🦑

idk my current theory is that we play as human kids that have been cursed to transform into squids via the magic of an evil wizard (aka captain cuttlefish; have we ever seen him in squid form? thats what i thought) who wanted to destroy the entire world but only partially succeeded

But... they're a kid now...

me when thats jjst a theort

The scroll of truth

I put on my headphones, turn up the volume, click here, and I don't think it's wasted time

i was gonna comment like "its relatively obvious" but then turned out the video was one second long

THEY SOLVED IT!!!! THEY FUCKING SOLVED IT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you so much for this informative video

See this is the good kind of april fools video

I mean this is what matpat said in his vid

Me: oh Rassicas has a new video! Me: oh

does that mean the bloodlings are bloods

There actually ducks

Wow. (The description being longer than the actual vid is killing me)

Holy shit biggest question ever solved NOT clickbait!?

Not enough reasoning to make me believe they're squids and not kids ig. 🤷‍♂️

ill watch the rest tomorrow

BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY A SQUID THEOOORY

NO WAY

April fools! They’re Eldritch horrors.

but the thing is some of them may be young.. and therefore kids. is their squidness or kidness more important?