Rating Fan-Submitted Bars (Episode 3)

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We asked our patreon members to send us their best bars, we react and rate tier list style (S-F). idk why we ranked them that way this time, usually its a scale of 1-10 but we forgot.
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@tdoeswhatever_ 11 месяцев назад

Hivemind is like Rhett and Link for people who don't smile

@Doctorlame 11 месяцев назад

It’s good mythical morning for folks who vape outside of gas stations

@cbsnewsatlanta 11 месяцев назад

GMM for felons and soon to be felons

@leadnitrate2194 11 месяцев назад

I smile :)

@pilzz03 11 месяцев назад

It’s Rhett and Link for little country boys

@oliverdessewffy 11 месяцев назад

😐

@noidedorion 11 месяцев назад

Hivemind Unlimited is like Hivemind for people who watch Hivemind

@eyo2953 11 месяцев назад

fr the graydon to their dignan

@niclinker619 11 месяцев назад

Your pfp is perfect bro

@yofuman 11 месяцев назад

Can't argue with that assessment

@drewhutcheson3181 11 месяцев назад

real

@Djay_B 8 месяцев назад

Profile pic checks out

@pfen24 11 месяцев назад

I cant imagine how upsetting it would be to submit a bar just for them to not understand it.

@alexo_pog 11 месяцев назад

they should send grant explanations and have grant give hints if they miss something

@mybadcarter 5 месяцев назад

what happen to your album reactions? i really liked them they were genuine and shiii

@pfen24 5 месяцев назад

life type shit@@mybadcarter

@1998Cebola 11 месяцев назад

Riley the type of guy to have a brother named Keegan and a sister named Meredith

@Grahambhatt 11 месяцев назад

And his uncle is like Tony Hawk or something ☠️

@scoobert9 11 месяцев назад

crazy accurate

@1998Cebola 11 месяцев назад

@@Grahambhatt classic Riley🤣🤣🤣

@Double0Pig 11 месяцев назад

riley the type of guy to NOT live in LA

@1998Cebola 11 месяцев назад

@@Double0Pig fr he be the type of guy to live in the midwest

@theodoreklika8014 11 месяцев назад

I think in the first bar, the “Over seas business” is not only to referring to the business conducted in a different country, but also to passing grades which would be over C’s

@eternalglow6483 11 месяцев назад

Yea that bar was created in the 5th dimension

@jackknowles5295 11 месяцев назад

Can be over seas, over C's, and oversees as in 'is the CEO' pretty incredible levels

@griffinslack741 11 месяцев назад

LA could mean not just Los Angeles but Language Arts, too

@vincenadder8577 11 месяцев назад

and bentleys are made overseas in england

@stevefurrier9932 11 месяцев назад

Also MLA is Major League Academy for baseball,before the big league,and chaser is a post in quidditch, and Pepper Potts was a chaser,and Peoper with an overseas accent sounds like Paper,and quidditch is kinda like baseball

@zoewood3008 11 месяцев назад

You gotta do guessing if it’s fan submitted bars or bars from real songs

@trentspitz495 11 месяцев назад

That's a really good idea

@InAtlasAtLast 11 месяцев назад

@@trentspitz495that’s a really good idea

@toby4784 11 месяцев назад

Nothing could’ve prepared me for Graydon saying ‘i will fuck you Batman’ in a bane voice😭😭

@haydenlmayo 11 месяцев назад

Thought this was a joke until I saw it 💀

@christianwengert 11 месяцев назад

It’s hard to be openly gay on the internet and especially RU-vid. It’s empowering to see a gay couple doing so well on the platform 😊

@user-br2gi8kh5s 11 месяцев назад

They're not gay - 🤓

@cozycowboy 11 месяцев назад

@@user-br2gi8kh5shave you not seen the video where Graydon and Riley make out for 30 minutes ?

@FredrickFreaker 11 месяцев назад

@@user-br2gi8kh5sthey aren’t gay they are moneysexual

@doneyunrings 11 месяцев назад

maybe don’t make being gay the punchline of a joke idk that’s just my opinion

@user-br2gi8kh5s 11 месяцев назад

@@doneyunrings Good thing that your opinion isn't the only one that matters

@iwant2rob 11 месяцев назад

Braniel/craniel is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a minute

@wavyant7757 11 месяцев назад

The imaginary in my brain had me crying

@cathy4697 11 месяцев назад

That first bar was great, my brain could never come up with that. Well done Evan, you win bar of the day

@evanshelkey6864 11 месяцев назад

Thank you Cathy

@BJ-ru2kw 11 месяцев назад

Almost too good/ too many entendres

@iwant2rob 11 месяцев назад

You sir just won the internet today 😂😂😂

@prodwysp 11 месяцев назад

@@BJ-ru2kw??

@kiahmac211 11 месяцев назад

@@evanshelkey6864please tell me paper chase was also a purposeful reference to the uk store paperchase

@Bluto66 11 месяцев назад

Hivemind is like if two sets of parents had children that really liked music and they grew up and became friends

@Nai_101 11 месяцев назад

Oh my god, you're right.

@yazzieutterback6564 11 месяцев назад

14:50 “sin” is pronounced “sign” so it would basically be “ranting about calculus this much gotta be a sign cus she’s on a crazy tangent tonight” at least i think so 😭

@Maria_745 11 месяцев назад

"I be pro fin" is the most outrageous bar on earth

@yourewrong154 11 месяцев назад

Hivemind Unlimited is like Hivemind for people who don’t want limits on their Hivemind

@alayabrubaker9546 11 месяцев назад

You guys should do a hivemind best comments tier list cuz some of them make me genuinely laugh

@judahunderwood8433 11 месяцев назад

Amen

@GHOST_TOWN2100 11 месяцев назад

Dignan told me his favourite bar was “I’m going to find you and bury you in a ditch”. I don’t get it, it didn’t even rhyme

@peterbentin1395 11 месяцев назад

Weird, that’s not what he told me. He told me his favorite bar was something like “if you don’t meet me at the lamppost on the corner of 75th and West, and deliver those performance enhancing drugs to me, I will find you and tie you to said lamppost until you slowly lose all air and die”. Yeah, also a weird bar, but not exactly the same, hmm…

@Sludgeberries 11 месяцев назад

Nothing like a long and hard day of stealing catalytic converters from public school buses and coming home to watch a new episode of Hivemind. Really takes my mind off the guilt! Big dignan big money, am I right?

@MichaelTurner856 11 месяцев назад

Loot Crate was also a popular RU-vid sponsor in the gaming scene a few years back and they'd send you nerd related stuff every month so he could've also been referencing that

@JetWindTV 11 месяцев назад

Pretty sure that's the reference.

@bearInMind. 11 месяцев назад

Riley would 100% tweet the liberal agenda one

@jamesjamesjsmes909 11 месяцев назад

he gsve me a fucking c he dont C the vision

@bertramwinkleofficial 7 месяцев назад

omg is that a djungelskog pfp?? 😱

@bearInMind. 7 месяцев назад

@@bertramwinkleofficial wtf is a djungelsköp. That's me

@the_j419 11 месяцев назад

Fun fact: Riley and Graydon fuse into one person while not recording videos

@taggartblake 11 месяцев назад

Not Dignan tho

@no1694 10 месяцев назад

dignan just goes and kills people and uses black tar heroin

@passdaboof 11 месяцев назад

"you benefit from not being on twitter" is probably the truest thing ever said

@soliddoc 11 месяцев назад

You guys should do hivemind limited. It’s a channel where you just sit in silence for 20 minutes every video, smash hit

@benjaminfreiling477 11 месяцев назад

The mos def line gets funnier because I think Yassin bae is the bae saying “yas” as in “yas queen”

@benjaminfreiling477 11 месяцев назад

Because she slays

@ok-2466 11 месяцев назад

Sexual tension was crazy in this one

@miguel_aquatico 11 месяцев назад

"I'm mos def, you need to speak louder" - mos def

@tothemoonjacobofficial 11 месяцев назад

this is literally good mythical morning for neurodivergent people and i love it

@ethanckurtz 11 месяцев назад

The fact that they still didn't figure out what loot crate is had me dying lmao

@evanshelkey6864 11 месяцев назад

After a couple more of these, you should do a best fan-submitted bars bracket

@organicorange37 11 месяцев назад

Evan you only say that because you absolutely killed it. That was Kendrick level

@evanshelkey6864 11 месяцев назад

🤫

@jamesjamesjsmes909 11 месяцев назад

actually riley i came up with that myself not from twitter i hate you this is pure artistry

@nicolasrield 11 месяцев назад

i thought it was brilliant

@cathy4697 11 месяцев назад

Idea, your musician patreons submit a song and a picture of themselves, match the artist from the picture to the song from several options. I don't know if its doable but just y'know, think about it

@rawbertrapsnwf7738 11 месяцев назад

This is an S

@rawbertrapsnwf7738 11 месяцев назад

They could have all the pics on one side and have to pick from the pics "guess who " style

@max_6763 11 месяцев назад

Hivemind episodes 2 days in a row really keep my spirit alive

@joaocorreia3693 11 месяцев назад

Damn the ibuprofen bar was heat, reminded me that I be provin the court that I did not murder that family of four

@djk6516 11 месяцев назад

craniel is the funniest hivemind bit ever

@muyleche_ 11 месяцев назад

Evan dropped a triple entendre off the bat (Bentley is also a Euro manufactured car, playing back into the overseas) and set the tone for everyone else

@mikas6050 11 месяцев назад

The 'Twin Glocks' line instantly sounded like a BLP Kosher bar to me cant lie 💀

@orbajo 11 месяцев назад

I love you guys. My personal favorite bit was the bit where the video ended.

@leifelsmo7023 11 месяцев назад

It’s videos like this where I really realize how similar graydon and dignan are. I feel like they would get along.

@officialdeadendgames 11 месяцев назад

Not having quanda on this was a missed quadpportunity.

@carnifexzer0 11 месяцев назад

Quonka did 🙏🙏

@angelsoriano7580 11 месяцев назад

Hivemind not knowing the delivery company loot crate shows how much of gamers they really aren’t

@bdragon-1 11 месяцев назад

Craniel had to be in the next hivemind bits bracket! I know it’s a play off a name but still, it’s hilarious

@okayloll 11 месяцев назад

the first bar has another layer cos there is a shop in england called paperchase!

@kadencoss9316 11 месяцев назад

hivemind is the morning news for people that smoke cigarettes outside of trampoline parks

@theofficialthehomedepottmy9160 11 месяцев назад

its good that i recently turned 21, otherwise id be outside these bars

@ChefPollen 11 месяцев назад

If y'all ever find out that Hivemind is on Rhett and Links radar y'all should try to get them on the show. That would change the trajectory of the human race. Love this format and hivemind and gmm do it best👍

@controlhogger8 11 месяцев назад

Never thought I’d ever hear Riley say “whaddup cuhhh”

@CheapVacationYT 11 месяцев назад

actually for the loot crate one there used to be this company called loot crate that sponsered every single channel that talked about video games and the loot crate was a subscription for sending a package with gaming merch to your house every month. so maybe theyre trying to say package?

@rynlosey 11 месяцев назад

I, a fan of Hivemind, am an official bad guy, with 10 tattoos and counting. I won’t stop graydon. I will be covered.

@canadiangoose7665 11 месяцев назад

You guys are seriously my favorite RU-vid channel every I have watched every single video you guys made for the last year and have never not laughed atleast once while watching. You guys are the best

@yeastnecklace 11 месяцев назад

as a representative of the non-binary community i hereby certify the "everything a genda" bar a hood classic, absolue fucking banger, i will now consult the gender-fluid community for their opinion

@jacksongutowski 11 месяцев назад

You’re either a man or a woman

@no1694 10 месяцев назад

as a straight white male, this is liberal trash! tom macdonald has a great song about this, maybe you LIBS should go listen to some REAL MUSIC instead of the HYPERPOP indie bullshit😂 🇺🇸 🦅

@dragonfruitreal 10 месяцев назад

@@TwinklingStar0839geometry dash player spotted

@haleys_hus 11 месяцев назад

it wasn't short, it was to the point, and that's needed every so often

@judahunderwood8433 11 месяцев назад

Just like me fr

@mj3945 11 месяцев назад

10:23 this is a great bit Craniel

@cruzinki9785 11 месяцев назад

I think that shark bar would sound better if it was "hammerheads give me headaches, but still I be pro fin" as the whole shark thing still makes sense but also hammer-heads-headache and the internal rhyme of hammerHEAD HEADache

@Folkmoot 19 дней назад

I need a DJ Grant to maniacally laugh at my bits instead of the crickets and ambiance

@Mari-tb9og 11 месяцев назад

i liked when dignan said his favourite bar was "July 18th 1995" , really hits home cause he killed my parents that day

@AirDunkin31 11 месяцев назад

A volcano erupted that day

@AirDunkin31 11 месяцев назад

Dignan emerged from it

@LL-xh3qr 11 месяцев назад

man shoutout craniel for becoming cannon

@yourewrong154 11 месяцев назад

Roadman bar is an easy S. Like yeah I’m sure a few people have thought of it but I’ve never heard it before so I love it

@cez_is_typing 10 месяцев назад

Their description of a road man had me dead tho lol

@p0oka261 11 месяцев назад

Discovered you guys recently and have just been playing your stuff in the background whenever I'm doing mundane things. You're the perfect level of funny enough to entertain but not too funny that I feel I need to pay a lot of attention to you. Keep it up 👍

@heartsforhiraii 11 месяцев назад

that’s so backhanded 😭

@nvmbryan1515 11 месяцев назад

graydon wearing a mexico cap made my day 🇲🇽

@tden55 11 месяцев назад

Argon Inverness gave me a swirly and stole my lunch money in high school, thanks once again Diggy for giving me reminders of traumatic experiences!!!👍

@taggartblake 11 месяцев назад

You got beat up by the school nerd

@tden55 11 месяцев назад

@@taggartblake don't box him in :(

@dndndhsj7557 11 месяцев назад

YOURE STILL BURNED INTO MY TV SCREEN

@LowlySlime 11 месяцев назад

Some fantastic bits this episode

@helloimdaniel 11 месяцев назад

After watching the main channel video, I love seeing lore within this day of filming, the "i thought we were done with this belittling thing" bit is clearly started during this

@bearhunter4200 11 месяцев назад

Without fail you make my joint rolling process the best

@allonsythe10th 11 месяцев назад

THIS SHOW IS REALLY UNDERRATED

@scarletpanther19 29 дней назад

"'there goes Calculus' like hes like a Greek spider god or something." is incredible

@MrRichieRides 11 месяцев назад

Your guy’s energy in this video was so hype 😂😂😂😂 extra funny This video single-handedly has the best skit of all time 😂😂😂 and it’s fucking precious Dignon mixin up the sayings and then Riley explaining them and Dignon answering the questions as Riley’s explaining them got me on the floor 😂

@OofZach_ 11 месяцев назад

Hivemind is like Rhett and Link for ppl who either smoke or pretend to smoke lmao

@its_joey 11 месяцев назад

I was the Elvis shit bar but I sent like 30 better more in depth ones so it's DJ Grant's fault if I die tonight

@-FartNoise- 9 месяцев назад

Thank you for the instagram captions, I appreciate your hard work and support.

@ashtonfm5509 11 месяцев назад

I wasn’t a particular fan of the bar which Hivemind fan Joshua hit me over the head with back in 2012

@gray5099 11 месяцев назад

Nothing like opening a new pack of pall malls and having a new Hivemind vid.

@ibrahimdelomavicsmithson164 11 месяцев назад

This is the funniest video in a long time

@floboost5750 11 месяцев назад

Graydon makes my day with some of his random bits lmao

@witheredharp 11 месяцев назад

hivemind is my favourite channel to listen to while i fill up my gas tank and stare at my lighter, thinking about how funny it would be

@ChefPollen 11 месяцев назад

......😳

@paigey-poo4235 9 месяцев назад

15:40 finally someone on this channel made a reference I understand (ignoring the fact that I literally discovered them like two months ago and only really know like 2 songs)

@bigmantown7125 4 месяца назад

the cocteau twins bar is like the best one i've heard in a minute

@ometa808 11 месяцев назад

been needing quality like this. brackets be boring sometimes no lie

@No.LimitsEdits 11 месяцев назад

YES YES YES MORE OF THESE!!!

@AdenosineOfficial 11 месяцев назад

The little man with the hat and mustache was finally funny. crip humor

@prodbydragon4648 11 месяцев назад

8:07, this sound still haunts me every night. Knowing at any moment graydon can turn into his goblin mode, I still remember like yesterday, in '97 when it last happend, he almost turned all of detroit into his goblin army. Lucky for us those days are gone now.