*This sometimes gets recommended to non-Finnish people, so here's a translation :)* H=Host, C=Caller H: Five minutes into the show and we have our first caller. [applause and cheer] So this is a very popular TV show. Maybe this should be moved to primetime since this is so popular. Are you kidding me... [dial noise] H: Antti, hello! C: Hello. H: Atleast you decided to play. C: Yes. H: Thank god, because no one else has, so atleast we got one caller. C: Yeah. H: Who is in the picture? Well, not who, WHAT is in the picture? C: Uh, is it a book? H: Not a book, no no no... Not a book. [wrong answer sound] C: Yeah. H: Well now, absolutely do not stop playing, because I think you're the only caller we have. So just fill the top 10 with your numbers and we'll talk through this whole show. C: Are you wearing a thong? H: What, me? C: Yeah. H: Yes, of course. C: Black? H: Uh, leather, red. C: Okay, bye. H: Yeah, bye bye. [call ends] [sound effect] H: It wasn't a book... [inhale, clap] H: The prize is now at 275€, and now remove a tile. [tile is removed] H: [exhale] Alright. [cough] This is the salt of the live broadcast... (there was a funny thing here but I can't translate it, he mixed two words up "suoli" and "suola". Doesn't make any sense in English) [whistle] H: Let's say- [gets cut off]. The wrong answers are shown below, so do not say those. [dial noise] We have Kimi on the line, hi, hello? C: Hello. H: Where are you from, Kimi? C: Well, Helsinki. H: Oh, that's nearby, I was just wondering since it's crackling a lot. C: Yeah, we have bad lines. H: Well that's ok, we'll get you new lines with the prize money. What's in the picture? C: Well that's clearly a wood planer. [wrong answer noise] H: It's not a wood planer. C: Well fuck you then. [laughs, call ends] H: [laughs] [wrong answer noise] H: Well, let's say- Let's say that- [inhale] What is happening here? [laughs] Well, it seems that we have accidentally called a mental hospital a few times, atleast, based on what the players have said, but, that's okay... This day and broadcast seems to be deranged today, so... [laughs] Gosh... This is not going anywhere, I only want to talk with one person anymore, and if it's similar stuff again, we will only talk with one person anymore, on this broadcast. They will be on the 8th spot and I will call them in 12 minutes. AND, to make sure the answer will be right, and that I can finally leave, guys, goddamnit, reveal the tiles so the picture is revealed! [sound effects] Look at that! You dry hair with this!
Muistaakseni oli aamupäivä kun soittelin tonne ryypiskeltyäni Bell's Finest -viskiä ja tiesin, että arvaan väärin, mutta halusin trollata jotenkin.. ajattelin, että jos kysyn vakavalla äänellä jotain "onksulla stringit?" tuottaja ei heti älyä lyödä linjaa kii ja jostain syystä ei lyönyt ollenkaan :)
Ei taideta juontajalle makseta tarpeeks.Mut joo oli kun aikuiset miehet soittaa televisioon ja puhuu tollasia.Sellaista se kai on lauantai iltaisin 5päivän ryyppyputken jälkeen
Tein tän saman jutun laivalla jossain kuva visassa. Kuvassa oli ihan selvä Avicii ja vastasin puuhöylä Juontaja vastasi EI OLE PUUHÖYLÄ ja koko yleisö repes
