REACT WITH CHAT: SUGAR BABY 

*Calls a man 30+ years older than her Daddy* "I honestly don't get why people think he's my father."

i’m just sad that with all that money... she just got the worst taste in EVERYTHING. jewelry, clothes, WIGS.

Honestly....I think HE could do better

Imagine raising your little girl for 21 years and she brings home 68 year old Larry from accounting for Thanksgiving

Yeah her dad doesn’t approve... that’s probably his coworker bruh

all that money n shes wearing a queen savage sweater from forever21 and a fake wig from amazon

I’m so bothered by the fact that even though he’s got all this money and she’s dripping in diamonds.. she still looks like the hot Cheetos girl.

She wore cat ears unironically in highschool

That forever 21 corny ass graphic shirt is KILLING me

she wearing that wig like it’s a beanie

Why did he age so weirdly? He looks like a 20 year old that has an age filter on? Like what happened

I feel like every time they show her wig I lose a year off my life

all those diamonds but she still can’t afford a decent looking wig eye-

*"ItS nOt sUpErFicIaL iTs ReAl WhAt We HaVe, IT REALLY IS"* Why she sound like shes tryna convince him thats there love is real lmao

"she dating the CEO of Chase Bank" sis is out here chasing bank lmaoo

“AlL thAT mOneY aNd hEr wIG iS sO baD” maybe she just has horrible taste, y’all see her wig and clothes,, money can’t buy drip 💁🏽‍♀️

"it's not about the money" ok cut them checks off and see how long she sticks around

That sugar baby seems like the kind of person who would make animal noises during class

He was ready for his afternoon nap the whole interview.

she looks like when your customized character pops up in a cut scene.

She definitely hissed at people in the hallways in high school

He didn't get value for his dollar.

“my dad doesn’t approve” girl your bf is his dad’s golfing buddy

If she's 21, that guy is *_100%_* older than her dad.

The sheer amount of power that she holds over this man is literally insane.

She looks like a person that dresses up as a furry on TikTok with no irony

I’m MAD her wig is so crusty when he’s loaded, she can afford lace fronts....

I actually thought you pulled up the real bible and I was like “hang on now that doesn’t seem right”

"Life is short", yeah she defo hopes HIS life short

Noel, you shouldn’t be making fun of Cody and Kelsey like this...

My dads got a sugar baby as well and is delusional like this saying oh we love each other. Bruh is you love each other why you gotta spend 11000 dollars on her birthday to make her stay. Omg I just realised my dads a simp

"I'm kind of anti-'being called sugar daddy'" OKAY SUGAR BOOMER

I just...don't think someone who "isn't in it for the money" would spend so long flexing all the shit he's bought her.

she look like fungus from monsters inc after he got put through the scream extractor

“I don’t sound like that” Proceeds to immediately sound like that.

how she gonna act mad that people judge her for just wanting his money when THAT'S HOW THEY MET

This isn't what we meant when we said eat the rich 💀

Noel out here, dripped out with hdmi cables wrapped round his wrist.

“25 year old guy in ohio who looks like that” LMAO YOU DIDNT LIE-

A decent wig is like 1000$. If he’s rich why does her hair look like a wig from a 13$ 2010 Halloween costume? In this essay I will....

"He got her _dripped_ down bruh, matching off white Walmart Jumper"

Omg... i feel like she's a caricature of an Egirl.. there's no way this is real... no way...

Grant's kids: "Dad can we go see Billie Eilish?" "We have Billie Eilish at home" Billie Eilish at home:

“it’s not superficial, it’s REAL” okay girl...who you trying to convince, us or yourself 😂

She looks like she spent all his money on that lipstick and marshals sweater but that wig be looking a little iffy

If I could just take Noel's commentary with me through life...that'd be great.

The sad thing is the guy aged fairly well and could easily find someone his own age or a little younger (like no more than 5-10 years), but he chose to let a young girl take advantage of him.

The way she's playing with stuffed animals and calling him daddy makes this shit extra sus

I love that Tom Nook’s music is playing in the background. Make his pockets hurt baby

'People think I'm only in it for the money.' WHERE DID YALL MEET? OH SUGARBABY.COM?

I won’t disclose how i know this (lol), but most of those older men on those websites want a girlfriend instead of just a hookup. He’s not unique and it’s not what most girls are after unless they have serious money.

Okay, so I was a sugar baby and I just wanna say it annoys me when I see people like her. Not because she's with her sugar daddy but because it's obvious she's wasting her money on tacky wigs and clothes instead of being smart and getting things that you can use in the case you break up and don't have an income anymore. When I was a sugar baby I put myself through all eight years of med school, at an ivy league college, and paid off all my debt. I also paid for my own apartment in California (which even then was fucking expensive), spoiled my dog, bought myself a car, bought my mom a car, had very nice clothes (that weren't tacky), but most importantly I saved up my money. Every time I was given money by him I put 30% off into a bank that increased it by a 2% interest. When I was twenty-seven I bought my own home, no mortgage, by myself (though my fiance helps pay some bills). Four bedrooms, three baths and I still have money left from saving up for eight years.

0:56 Only thing she clicked with him was his pen when he was writing her a fat allowance check

if i saw a grown man walking with someone who had a teddy bear backup i would call the police lmfao

Okay but can we talk about Kiio? The editor? Mans do so much of the graphics, making absolute masterpieces, AND goes hand-to-hand with Noel's jokes?? Homie, we GOTTA stan.

gen Z is so weird I'm a part of it but I completely agree on how weird it is

Why's she carrying that bunny plush around like she's Honey from Ouran?

"she got his wife fired and took her office" LMAO

Wait, wait, wait... He pays HER?!? She looks like every chick behind the counter at Hot Topic. I for sure would take her back to the website for a return.

bro she literally let him get rained on; she wasn’t even trying 2 hold the umbrella over him 2.. :c

No one: Noel in every react with chat vid: _alright look_

Congrats to Kelsey and Cody for making it into Noel's new video!

“stop the music” *animal crossing music stops* me: 👁 👄 👁

"You clicked... his dentures into place" absolute killed me

this girl looks like the white version of peaches when she smiles

For the amount of money he's spending on her you'd think he'd realize by now that he could do so much better. Bro dropped a couple thousand on a Nokia flip phone instead of getting a normal smartphone.

Nothing says "we're secure and happy in our relationship" like bringing in a film crew to film them saying how happy they are to a bunch of strangers watching

She didn't even bother to umbrella him. Yeah, that's true love right there.

she..... all that money and she still dresses like that one weird freshmen.... come on girl.......

if he's gonna pay for it, he may as well get the best model. he better upgrade from miss tumblr real quick before she figures out his credit card info lmao

the way HE'S the one out of HER league lmaoc

Lowkey this is pretty sad because I buy that she’s actually in love with him. I say this as someone who had such shitty self confidence and limited resources that the first dude that ever showed me positive, affectionate energy immediately had my heart. Sis probably thinks this is the best she’s gonna get

This what Ryan Trahan gonna look like when he’s 60

“you clicked his dentures into place, that’s what happened” 💀💀

"You clicked his dentures into place" NOEL

4:48 OK ngl but she looks like Randells assistant from Monsters Inc after he got the soul sucked outta him

"what we have is REEEAL-UH. It really is!" lol we get it, you're a child.

*Mum thinking Im "Studying" REAL hard for exams....* *me:...*

"she fell in love with 60 year old Grant" no, she fell in love with 60 year old Grant's bank account

“You clicked his dentures into place, that’s what happened.” I’M CRYINGGGGG

Can't he give her money for a decent wig tho

don’t compare us bernie stans to this PLEASE

She can get him to buy her a buss down Jesus but not a $35 lace wig from amazon

Her dad just pissed my guy turned him down for 3 business loans

"im in it for the love, not the money" *i see through the lies of the jedi*

I once had a man ask me to be his sugar baby. I won't lie.... I thought about it for a minute, gotta pay them student loans.

Thank you for your humor Noel! I always watch your videos before a nursing exam to shake off my text anxiety. Please keep doing what you do!

Feel bad for the sugar daddy. He needs to raise his standards

Girl looks like the monster that gets caught in the scream extractor in monsters inc

She dresses like those girls in high school who hissed at you in class

I'm here for the nintendogs and animal crossing background music

God give me a millionaire so i can like him as a person real good

She has the voice of Kip from Napoleon dynamite

5:56 LMAOOOO THE MUSIC ACTUALLY STOPPED HAHAHAHHA

I feel like this dude coulda bagged a hotter sugar baby

“She got the CEO of Chase Bank” brooo

Sugar Baby: *breathes* Me: sUgAr gAY

"We are goIng deep inside the mind of a Bernie voter" DONT YOU EVER CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT

This instantly became a favorite. Keep it up knowel

okay but let’s talk about noels voice PLEASE