Reacting to Christian Thirst Traps Pt. 2 

we have received more noel lore… catholicism.

“Catholic men are cursing. They’re beating their kids…” too close to home. Too close … 😢

New lore just dropped: he was raised Catholic.

as someone raised by catholic parents, Noel is absolutely spot on.

Noel has no room complaining about how long catholic mass runs have you ever been to a Presbyterian service they are dead set on you never watching sports on Sunday again

Filipino heritage confirmed

I thought my headset broke 1:52

That ice spice impression was spot on lmao

Two Middle-aged Guyswholovejesus

New robot drop 🤖

I love hearing people who grew up in the Catholic church talk about it bc a) me too and b) hearing it being explained to someone outside the religion who’s weirded out by it makes me feel so validated

2:37 noel's baddie alter ego

3:55 they don’t even know how right they are. Cocomelon IS being projected 😮‍💨

As a catholic thought it was hilarious bro give us more

Is it just me or does it look CGI

love how they used duct tape to cover the logo of whats very obviously a starbucks cup

I like to imagine theres a cocomelon arcade machine. You put in a token and then the sensory video plays then it spits out 2 tickets

The Creepy Xtian is uber smart - he's knowing he has no temptation to hook up online. If they can type, they're too old for him.

I see y’all have decapitated the robot

This is so real. because my dad is a devout Catholic. So I know.

We got furry robots before gta 6

Why does Cody talkin in a southern accent sound like Theo Von

Smoking Mary Jane atm

I understand Noel has his own experience growing up in what sounds like a lukewarm Novus Ordo catholic family, but the way he spoke about mass and especially the eucharist was physically painful to listen to. I can’t be the only catholic listening to this podcast. I get that their whole thing is generally being very frank and honest about their opinions for comedic effect, but I’ve seen them bite their tongue on topics before in order to be respectful. Not with this though, for some reason.

Can confirm Catholic father

we truly are living in the worse timeline

Jesus loves ya!✝️✝️✝️💟💟

This is why I stopped listening to this podcast. It literally is two guys on a laptop. Imagine listening to this? They don’t describe the video at all so you have no idea what’s going on

Two guys still fooled by CGI BD videos in 2024 😂

Christianity and cathloism are two different things

Noel knows nothing about Catholicism.

Can’t watch anything with Noel in it anymore. He’s so annoying