The 90 Page Document: docs.google.com/document/d/1dGiSmd_u3UT-qWbWjQtwMQ9qCur9pS1pQ-hRlxLvCgs/preview This is a mostly raw cut of the reaction of all of the news that came out about CookieLoL. Spear tried to play devils advocate and give benefit of the doubt at first, but as he got further there was no saving this guy... 90 PAGES MAN!!!! It was so bad Naayil and Drututt had to show up. 😭
*Select your challenger:* • Taco, Interrogation Specialist • Spearshot, Hopium's Glory • Naayil, Ruthless Executioner • Dr. Uttut, Psychology Expert • Neace, The Underdog/ Business Master • RatIRL, Reformed Mother Tereza • Slicker, The Trickster • Humzh, The Exceptional/ "Not All ADCs" • Thebausffs, Riot's Shepherd • Tarzaned, The Doctor • Nemesis, King of Kings • Agurin, King of The Jungle • Jankos, The Zoner/ "Pro Player, Stays Calm" • Dantes, The Voices of Madness/ Horseman of Hell • Manco1, The Devil Reincarnated • Elosanta, Tinder's Finest • Foggedftw, The Undying Warrior • Tyler1, The Universalist/ Pride of The Rift • Tobias Fate, The Ruined King • Carnarius, Shurima's Pride • Trick2g, The Ancient One/ El Truco • Kesha, The Diagnosed One/ Hell Before the Storm • Elite500, Bloodborn Lord • Xpetu, SHENsei of The Rift • Ceadrel, The Analyst/ Kowalski of The Rift/ Guardian of Cathedrals • YamatoCannon, The Godfather • LS, The Tactician/ "Liandry's Shopkeeper" • IWillDominate, The Connoisseur • Makkro, The Wholesome/ Messiah of Ornn • LL Stylish, The Unseen Shadow/ "Young Zed Player"/ Chinese Airlines • Pinkward, The Mind-reader/ The Seer • Polypuff, Bard of Anarchy and Peace • Lathyrus, The Loyal/ Ruler of Supports • Yassuo, Lost by The Wind • Dzukill, Wind's Salvation • SolarBacca, The Commando • TFBlade, Jax of No Sins • Midbeast, The Reviewer/ Dopa's Nightmare • Boxbox, The Forgotten • Voyboy, Not The Soiest of Boys • Imaqtpie, Legend of The Past • Xfsn Saber, Copium's Emblem • Sloppy Walrus, Bane of Hiroshima/ The Bomba Guy • SoloRenektonOnly, Head of Reflection/ Duke of Explosionvile • NightBlue3, The Pathfinder • Zwag, The Scriptwriter/ Cannon Evader • Professor Akali, King of Silver Lobbies • GrossGore, The Destroyed/ "BruvKEK" Enjoyer *∆ THE DAMNED:* *• Hashinshin, Experienced Veteran/ "Super Top"* *• Cookie, Thanos of Sins/ Jack of All Sins/ The Collector/ Dungeon Master* *∆ THE ELITE:* • *FAKER, THE DEMON KING* *"Out of sight, but always there"* • *DOPA, THE UNBEATEN* *"The ones who win simply haven't faced him"* Big thanks to everyone in the comments for helping the list grow!
I can't help but to imagine Spearshot and Nayyil being represented by their mains. Spearshot still belives people can change and be better. He has hope in humanity as Phanteon does in the Game. Meanwhile, Nayyill thinks people are and allways will be the same. He gave up on them just like Aatrox in the lore 😂
Then halfway through pantheon(spear) finally realizes hes too far gone. Spear: Im sorry but I cant even defend him anymore. He's disgusting... Jokes aside I do like it that spear is trying to see the good in cookie "i will give him the benefit of the doubt" but the farther both spear and nayyil went the more spear realized cookie was fucked up to the core.
Sorry for replying again, but im currently watching spear is a fkn saint. Rivi was kicked out of his house bcus cookie didn't pay him in time and was in spears stream. The first thing spear asked was if rivi was alright.
@@pubfriendthegreat1259 I appreciate you responding. I really couldn't believe how spear can be so thoughtful either. He leaves his rage behind and sees the bigger picture. He is a real Chad. Hands for maining Phanteon, but a heart built like Braum
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@@of5606but no one that plays league ever gets even close to having the chance to be "daddy" unless they play dirty, or I guess are disgustingly successful
Nayyil: im gonna leave call dont worry. Also Nayyil: proceeds to stay with spearshot for the content. These guys play champions that dislike eachother yet both spear and Nayyil act like brothers i love it. Nayyil: Issa if you do this I will drop you. Spear: I like that, and I will do the same to you. Nayyil: Exactly. Their bros 100%
the way he sounds like he’s gasping for breath and panting as he’s saying it at a decently fast pace just killed me, no matter how many times i replayed it i just kept wheezing and wheezing
Thank you so much Cookie! I spent only 3$ for his Patreon and now I'm a challenger ADC who's attracted to minors, omw to jail. Truly a purchase of all time
@@argonianguy6226 not all top laners are pdf files, just most. Spearshot is a 'sigma' and a 'gigachad' some would say. So is Naayil. Drututt is just 'redpilled' and 'based' some would say.
Fun/Educational fact: In germany we are saying "going behind swedish curtains" when someone goes to prison. This saying developed due to sweden having a really good steel quality back in the days, so multiple countries used it to secure prison windows with said steel bars. Found it akwardly fitting ^^
Good rolemodels are disgustingly important. Spearshot is a really good example for that. Hasanabi, hbomberguy and some other streamer/content creators are also good options for the non-league players
This was honestly very entertaining, i loved listening to it, would 100% listen to more talks, doesn't even have to be about drama but something with friends. Much respect, keep it up!
I don't know this cookie lol guy but this dude is helluva horny bro lmao. After reading the PDFs and seeing his Patreon my man level of horniness is deep as Mariana trench
Never cared for cookie from the jump, but it’s great that someone put in the work to show how foul and disgusting someone is trying to be through abusing internet anonymity.
Jokes aside its nice to see that there is still real men giving appropriate commentary to this filthy guy thanks bros naayil and spearshot, yall have earned my respect
Bro, Taco is a genius for asking the "flirting with legal girls" question, it put cookie on the spot, with the answer Taco surly concluded that cookie lied about not flirting and not remembering what he did in the discord server. He probably knew that if cookie heard the word "legal" he would give out the truth because in theory he wouldn't feel like he is risking something by talking because the question made him feel like he didn't do anything wrong. People that lie don't usually remember the lie if they make it in the spot with a out of nowhere question, so cookie indeed did not remember he needed to support the answers (lies) he gave when he was being questioned for doing something wrong.
Kinda sad that it took so long for him to be exposed. From someone that used to watch his streams regularly but stopped doing so cause he looked weird and had a general weird feeling about him. The signs were there even if you hadn't joined his discord server or werent part of his large victim list.
I watched his videos about a month ago, and insta unsubbed because I was getting a general weird feeling from him. A month later, this drama explodes lmao
I initially didn't want to watch this because it's 3 hours long, but he's actually so funny and expressive. I'm only writing this 30 min in tho edit: I finished it actually such a good video
The worst thing is that My GF went through similar kind of relationship like 2 years ago and she's still having breakdowns and problems with self harm because of guy like that. By my experience with my gf I can only imagine the feelings going through minds of all of those involved girls. Honestly speaking, people that do something like that should be either executed or castrated. Im not into gore but I'd gladly watch that.
You three are probably the only podcast I would listen to if you guys had one. Love the synergy. Also guck coockie. After 2 Videos I could already tell what kind of person it is. Then his constant bashing of others, especially Neace never made him seem sympathetic either. Say about Neace and his prices what ever you want but at least he actively helps people working for him and isn't a pedofile, scammer etc
Watching this I was honestly waiting for spear to just grand Starfall through his damn window. That shit is fucked. Shit got golden though when Nayil came in, I'd love more news casting with the two of you
