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If anything I think scorpius is the worst one to die to because even if you somehow escape it if you get a quill stuck in you that would be a slow painful death alone
best MOST relatable commentary ever XD I love watching these videos with riot. dude doesnt know me but i feel like we hang out and bond over gorey dinosaur facts
Hey riot i was wondering what you thought of camp cretaceous as it is cannon and an important part of the franchise now. I would love to see you cover it on some way on the channel as it does have some awesome dino designs like the scorpius rex. Plus its actually a pretty good show.
6:37 Riot is a straight up assassin, he instinctively suggested throwing caustic soda into someone's eyes, he redacts his statement upon realizing how telling it was.
Therapods didn't use irreplaceable teeth to render prey: standing on subdued prey with one foot, it would've raked it's other foot to free the flesh loose of the bones, then bitten off the morsels.
Look at a whale skull; do you see the whale flesh as is, could you even guess how the flesh would've looked from the skull: look at Rex's skull, can you assume the flesh conformed to the skull in such a way; I think it's relatively dubious to say that any dinosaurs looked any different from contemporary vanilla-animal biology. How pissed would you be if the Miasaur was a basic mean-as-fuck-goose; rex looked like a pelican, throat pouch and all; trike's scream like humans and act like goats; raptors would steal things and mimic you; and stegos would scritch their plates with their tails. Vanilla-builds from seemingly-unique biological-designs.
@@noelhutchins7366 most therapods likely had very replaceable teeth considering how often they lost them, they were likely similar to sharks in that their teeth replaced themselves regularly
@@noelhutchins7366 again wrong, we have a general idea of what they would've looked like thanks to preserved flesh that has been discovered multiple times, there weren't giant geese walking around, stop trying to be smart because it's not working
The book is epically gruesome with nedry being blinded disembowel without knowing it and then realizing the warm things in his hands were intestines before being picked up by the head and that's it
To be honest, all of the dinosaurs are not dangerous at all, even the hybrid because none of them have ever killed a kid before, they got outrun by kids, tricked by kids, and got beat by kids with sticks. Example: Ben vs a Carnotaurus---------- Ben wins.
Nedrys death in the book is nothing compared to the poor kid they brought in from the island that was a worker at the beginning of the book he had necrotic flesh in deep ass raptor wounds all over his body and woke up and died vomiting blood exorcism style and shit
Funny thing is raptors weren’t the most feared. Troodons were. Even the raptors feared them, along with every other dinosaur in said franchise. Due to them hunting at night, that there’s millions that can overwhelm a target, they’re extremely intelligent, and they’re the only dinosaurs that possessed venom. How they reproduced sounded like a primitive version of xenomorphs but 10x worse, wasp parasitism levels. On top of all of that, their dna had been erased on all records of their data base purely because of how dangerous and crafty they are since they would easily escape their enclosure
Hi riot “Me personally, I’m extremely muscular, large and very manly, I probably doubt that I’d be affected in any way shape or form, but most of you would get liquefied.” So essentially as long as you’re muscular and big you’ll be fine, you’ll walk it off
I think I would rather be impaled by a triceratops than be trampled by one i feel like you have a higher chance of instant death with being impaled through the chest than being trampled because a puncture wound though the chest would very likely Peirce the heart resulting in instant death where if you get trampled something that low to the ground would very likely miss your head meaning you'd feel everything being crushed
dude, u need to watch the book. I mean... how it starts....... fucking hell. Its honestly not pleasant... at all. There's Nedry's death which fwoh. And then Ed Regis, where the juvenile rex just plays with him and breaks his bones, thats just brutal as all hell. And the raptors of course. And then the compies when they escape... yeah... yeah.
