Another one: -dude u were do drunk last night -no i wasn’t -u called ur mom to take u home -so, that’s good - the party was at ur house -really, i’m so dumb -yeah, it get’s better -omg what -ur parents weren’t supposed to know about the party
Oh I have one me:you were soo drunk friend:whaaaat no I wasn't me:dude a robber came in and stole your t.v friend:WHAT!? me:and then you ran down the street screaming "you forgot the remote!" friend:...my parents are gonna kill me
I once was with my Nan and her partner Chris and it was New Year's Eve, we were on our way home and this drunk guy was on the other side of the road with his girlfriend, so this drunk dude saw us and yelled out "SOMEONE TELL ME IM A ROCK STAR" Chris was drunk too and yelled over the road " YOURE A ROCK STAR MATE" and so did his drunk friend Tony, and the guy yelled back "THANK YOU". I was laughing so hard the whole time
last night my mom was drunk, and she went in my room to check that I was going to bed so she said: "goodnight!" me: "goodnight" mom: "what's the clock?... kitty, what's the clock"me: "mom, the cat can't reply you" mom: "but he's standing right there... you're redicoulus" and then she walked away X'D
The last number is who u are 1: Kyutie 2:Liza Koshy 3:Annie (Bratayley) 4:Hayley (Bratayley) 5:Reaction Time 6:Hayden Summerall 7:Vlad TeeVee 8:Mackenzie Ziegler 9:Maddie Ziegler 10:Reaction Bro ... Comment who u r
Me: Dude, you were so drunk last night! Friends jeny: ...No Me:yes you were you told your parents if they were going to have another baby, they were divorced... Also you hitted your dad's new girl.. Friend jeny:...Wait what? You should really talk to your dad about it... Friend jeny: I'm going to get another girlfriend... Me: Wow... Your still drunk... You married your girlfriend and now she's your wife already... Wth, please visit a doctor!
The SpongeBob one reminded me of the following: “I wasn't that drunk!“ “Dude, you threw a squirrel into the lake and yelled 'Don't give up, Sandy, Bikini Bottom needs you!!'“ 😁😁
Girl:I'm so proud of my bf Bff: why? Girl: because he was so drunk and didn't recognize me and I tried to change his shirt and he told me to stop because he has a gf
one time during new years eve my cousins and I were playing upstairs when all of of a sudden my cousin Ostin told us to follow him to the balcony when we got to the balcony we saw our uncle, drunk in the middle of the street screaming. my aunt and dad tride to calm him down but then he got real mad so he then started to undress first he took his shirt off and he took off his belt when he was about to take of his pants my dad tackled him hard to the ground but then my uncle got up and he then started to run up the street my dad and my uncle max then started chasing him. a few hours later they came back with my drunk uncle. we were all laughing so hard that night. 😂😂😂😂
Samantha Elkitten That's exactly what I was thinking!😂 He ended up choosing the same girl when he was drunk, which just proves that his feelings for her are that strong 💜
I love drunk text messages so they r so funny and crack me up when the person is drunk it's like the drunk person is a newborn baby but it's talking 😂😂
10 fun facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap 2. You can't count how many strands of hair you have 3. You can't smell with your nose with your tongue out 4. You just tried 6. You looked like a dog doing it 7. You skipped number 5 8. You just checked for number 5 9. You just smiled because I got you 10. You this read wrong...no Did you fail?😂✌🏼️
U wanna laugh? READ THIS... I was dragging my friend home from a party and he was super drunk...he literally ran up to an old lady walking a dog and said “OmG!! ScOOby dOo cAN I Get aN AutOgrAPH?” Out loud 😂😂😂😂 the lady was clueless and I was laughing my ass off 🤣
my mom killed my hamster😢😢on his birthday because my mom got drunk and Throwed him (only without the hamster ball) and yelled "pikachu i choose you" and the worse part is She said "Pikachu use electro ball and then she threw the hamster ball on Hammy like for condolence
I have witnessed a drunk. He was in the middle of the road and me and my brother were looking at him. He got annoyed and started chasing us but we lost him in the way home!!!
A baby and a half dozen mean a bottle and a bunch of shots, (just a guess) Here is one -u were so drunk last night Friend- no I wasn't -u stuck my i pad in the blender and turned it on. When I asked what u wee doing u yelled IM MAKING APPLE JUICE! WHO WANTS SOME!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Another one is- U were so drunk last night - no I wasn't we went grocery shopping No, u cut up all the pineapples yelling I KNOW UR IN THERE SPOUNGE BOB! - then what happend I had to pay 100 dollars, for the mess u made, u owe me -oof
BestFriend: hey what r u doing Mya: um i did know BestFriend: What? Mya: i ment i don't know BestFriend: oh ok... BestFriend: I'm not having a good day today Mya: um what's wrong BestFriend: I don't wanna tell u tomarrow Mya:GOOD MORNING tomarrow Mya: Harley how come your not texting me? tomarrow Mya: I'M DONE WITH THIS TALK OR I'M NOT HAVING YOUR PHONE NUMBER ANYMORE BestFriend: oh hi sorry I wasn't texting u i was some were Mya: like were? BestFriend: the sematery😁 Mya: WHAT that is so creepy why BestFriend: oh um remember when I said I'm having a bad day Mya: yes... BestFriend: well i went to the sematery alone because... Mya: tell me BECAUSE WHAT!!! BestFriend: because.... My hole family died Mya: Why what happened :Tomarrow: Mya: Good morning so.. Tell me plz 5Mins BestFriend: oh um because Mya: WHAT TELL ME BestFriend: wait I'm telling u Mya: ok tell me BestFriend: because of me 1min Mya: I'm back BestFriend: I told u Mya: told me what BestFriend: about how my family died!!! Mya: oh I'll read it 4mins Mya: oh my god 😭😭 Mya: Harley your a monster what did u do!!!! BestFriend: I drowned them 😁 Mya: why r u happy u KILLED your family BestFriend: OH SO YOU THING I'M A MONSTER!! Mya: YES U KILLED YOUR FAMILY BestFriend: OH WELL I THINK I'M NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND AFTER ALL :Tomarrow: Mya: hello? Monster: What Mya: who r u? Monster: it's me harley? Well u said I was a monster so... Mya: well I didn't mean like MONSTER MONSTER Monster: well I am now 5mins Monster: and it's your turn Mya: Um harley stop your scaring me.... Monster: IT'S YOUR TURN MYA I'M COMING!!! Mya: NOOOOOOO THE END plz like if u like my storie about a friend monster I made it my self :D edit: *yo wtf is this 💀💀 i need therapy..*
Joe: Dude you were so drunk last night Mark: really?, what did I do? JOE: a thief came into you're house and stole your Television, and you ran after him saying "Hey wait! You for got the remote " 😂😂😂
poor hamster 💔😩my hamster faded away I'm still depressed about it but hopefully positivity will win over depressions💕I will always love and remember you Oscar the hamster💕🐰🐹
'Dude you were drunk last night.' Cmon i didnt think i was that drunk 'Dude you got home and wemt straight into your walk in closet and screamed "WHERE THE FUCK IS NARNIA???" Shit...
Did any of u guys notice that in the cover of her video it said "Dude you asked your girlfriend is she WERE single" and in the video it said "Dude you asked your girlfriend is she WAS single"
Me: can I get my own dog Mom: heck no, you have 2 dogs already Me:MOM !!!!!!????? Once we had 8 cats 1 dog 4 hamsters and 2 🐭 mice what's wrong with u Mom: well ummmm you have 2 dogs and a rabbit and a Guinea pig at least /: Me: but can we at least get few cats Mom: of course honey Me: bow act like cats are dogs Mom: wow good try I'm coming to pike you up from Ava's house to go find u a cat honey Me: I don't want a cat I want a dog at least a lap dog Mom: then I'm going back home no way your going to get a dog Me: what's wrong with dogs Mom: ... Mom: they umm ummm they poop a lot ok Me : same as cats but they have to poop inside instead or outside like dogs
6:06 You could see the second the grief hit her omg. “What did you do that to the hamster? What the hamster do to you? (Continues to read) “You’re lucky he’s still alive. Seriously?! No. Oh thank god. He’s dead.” 😃😀😐😕 I feel bad too.
