Sister : my brother stole £3000 from my college fund, burnt my hand , poured rat poison down my throat and killed my cat Mom : did you do that Brother : yeah I’m a psychopath Mom : ahh your still a good kid
Brandon: DoN't TrUsT bOyS Me: You are a boy. Edit: Is there something wrong with calling a man a boy? A guy's sex is still a boy no matter what. I actually don't care about what you say next about it
Ik this is a old video, but when i was little i watched brandon, and all i see in him was a funny man, but as i grow older he is a smart person as well, he gave advice on every reaction he made, and sometimes that made me realize, us kids has more things to learn, even we all thought we are smart, we still need help from others
20:27 Me: falls off the bed laughing Mom: oh my God oh my God Mom: calls 911 Me: WAIT MOM I AM ALL RIGHT DONT CALL 911 Ps: this actrally happend my mom thought i was having a spasm
My dad (not biological) raised me. My bio dad only decided to become a father when I was 8. My mum always made me aware of my bio dad and always let him be in my life when he was ready. I remember while we were in a caravan about a week ago me and my parents got into a deep conversation and this was one of the biggest subjects.
You're saying that if someone doesn't care about a random cat being killed then they should be killed themselves?? Mate, if that was real, my mum, dad, cousins and uncle would be dead. Cheers.
Bro:kills lulu Mom:HeS A gOoD BOy Bro:kills gf Mom:HeS A GOoD BoY Bro:blows up the world Mom:HeS a GooD bOy Bro:kills heaven and hell Mom:HeS A GoOD BoY! Satan:where’s is hell? God:where is heaven That was life was never made again because of the brother Mom:béats of lily Sorry I’m French
You can’t choose you’re family you can choose you’re friends you can choose you’re boyfriend or girlfriend but you can’t never choose you’re family even if there a psycho there still you’re brother and you can’t change that
Brother: **holds cat and knife** :) Me: I wouldn’t do that if I were you... Brother: oh yea why >:) **few minutes later** Me: **buries his corpse** Me: told you...
im a middle child I dont expect anybody to believe me because even I got blamed for stuff I literally had nothing to do with & got in trouble ik some of you can relate
Hi! Welcome to another tutorial by me, Miami! How to get drunk: Take a shot whenever Brandon says the word "alright" You can get especially drunk from the intro