Reacting to Your BIZARRE Splatoon 3 Clips 

Jay questioning how crying works is not something I thought I would ever hear today.

JayMoji even manages to make a sponsor hilarious, what a legend

an alternate reality where jaymoji is a chef and makes a splatoon reaction video for a sponsorship

As a carbon roller main 8:21 had me dying 😭 Or should I say...... rolling.

5:07 dude turned into Toad

5:50 JAY I WOULD 1000% WATCH THAT PODCAST!!!

4:48 Jaymoji out of context.

The headphones hide it but Jay’s dreads are fire🔥

You know that the video is gonna be good when the sponsor ad is entertaining.

1:51 water come outa that thing

So about your question of running out of tears, yes that is possible!! If your body is low on hydration, many functions will shut down, such as water concentration in your urine and even tears in your tear ducts. So in theory, someone could be so sad and so dehydrated, that they would be dry heaving into their pillow for over an hour while wondering where things went wrong, but their pillow remains dry because they didn’t drink any water that day or the day before that!! It is a very unpleasant experience. Or that’s what I’m told at least, haha!!

5:44 RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CEREAL 11:19 no I don't go out in public anymore, I'm immunocompromised

I swear 5:37 is going to get green screen'd into oblivion.

What's scary about that splatana video is that he didn't even check to see if the guy was dead💀

0:02 that’s actually a good line.

7:50 I DO AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT

9:14 - someone please make him saying "There it is." into a meme

4:08 i had to re-watch that cus i thought i heard wrong LMAO

The assassination clip had me dying 🤣

At the beginning of the video, you asked for our two other wishes. Here’s mine: 1. Make “how not to play bamboozler” 2. Do it as soon as possible, or you’re a fraud.

3:40 I wonder who that guy is... probably no one important

Jay: “ there’s people eating!” Me:” how did you know?!”

"some people punch walls, some people scream into pillows, other people play carbon roller, theres so many ways to channel your rage and hatred for the world." truer words have never been spoken. -a carbon user

I think I’ve rewatched the Factor sponsor like 3 times. I like the box being thrown and the hat being thrown to the ground.

Its like a show in 2006 1:30

I would watch that podcast on repeat for two weeks straight

not even a minute and a half in and you already called a brella a brush

0:30 gotta love how the clip goes in front of the webcam

10:40 drinks soda then cries soda

12:29 “oh, that’s hector”

I swear his laugh is contagious

I would unironically listen to "What was he Cookin?"

how does jay somehow look young, but also look like someone's father

The thing with tears is actually yes, u can run out and dehydrate, it happens to some babies that they cry so much they need to go to the hospital to get forced to get water

“It’s got ass in it twice!” *cut to shooting Kennedy*

Man I saw the commercial logo and I thought Jay dropped a new album

You can’t run out of tears jaymoji

Me when i see the 2 steelheads, "call the fire department, we just nuked the building"

"I'm a disappointment to snipers" mate i have like 3 snipers and every time I use em I never get kills but get killed all the time

The outro reminds me of the post credits scene from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. “You’re still here? The movie’s over. Go home.”

9:18 is Assassination funnier than Triangular Topiary?

Just the salt on top of the ice cream 😂

YESSSS.....SWITCH CLIPS. I LOVE THESE VIDEOS

If you stop drinking water I don’t think you’ll be able to cry anymore

I want the what was he cookin podcast rn

Let’s goo Splatoon 3 clips

5:30 omg no funny cook Clip next too

Jaymoji, if you are dehydrated you lose the ability to cry

what was he cookin? is a great idea for a podcast lmao

Hey jaymoji! Here with some facts and knowledge! If you don't drink water not only will you not be able to cry, but you will also die from dehydration! Glad I could help! 👍

My other two wishes: 1. World peace. 2. Big man amiibo

Bro I would listen to what was he cooking 24/7. That's the best idea since Benjamin Franklin was president.

I love how half the vid is just talking about food or advertising food lol

i would 100% tune in to what was he cooking

I think I ran into jay during the splatfest, he was in team sweet

HONEY WAKE UP.... JAYMOJI POSTED 🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉

3:26 bro really got stairstabbed in splatoon 3

4:005 happen to me every time. Like I attack one boss. And rest like hay like attack him for killing our brother, lol.

FINALLY MORE CLIPS I LOVE THIS SERIS Especially the fortnite dab and the Minecraft one

I would watch the "what are they cooking" podcast

10:14 that’s nothing i do that wiht undercover brella

10:28 yes you can I have done it it took around 3 hours of on and off crying and the dehydration/desaltration from that experience caused me to eat an entire jar of pickles and drink the brine, while still like screaming because I was not done with the crying emotions. If you're wondering what I was crying about that caused me to cry that much it is because a pizza place near me had closed. Not even like a good local place like a chain pizza place. Not my proudest moment but its very funny in retrospect

I’m scared of that thumbnail I feel like hotdiggitydemon is like haunting me LMFSO

Sooo how do you feel about Splat roller mains Jay? 👀👀

3:05 What was HE cookin?

Unrelated to the video but you look awesome today 🥰

AHHH JAY POSTEDD have to watch this on my tv

I would 100% watch it.

9:28 it took a while to click but when it did😂😂😂

hector is high as a kite

It was awesome the ads 🤩🤩🤩. 1:30

Yes, totally the best multiplayer game of the year! There’s no way this story I’m about to tell you is real: I had a really good play at the game, but LITERALLY at the last second, the game came to an error.. best play yet! 😅

while doing wahoo run i jumped into a flyfish missle can while dead lol

Hey look its me at 12:30 lol

5:46 IM ACTUALLY EATING HELPP

5:30 to 5:48 broke me

But.. but... I play carbon roller. Am I a hateful individual? I'm having an existential crisis.

YESSS MORE JUMZ CONTENTTTTT 👹👺

Bro Hector's too high for this shit

Thanks Jay for opening my eyes and realize assassination has two asses, I kid you not I had never noticed

Enjoy your pizza rolls jay

Yeah it's the beard, I always thought something was off about the way you look and I've come to the conclusion it's the beard

bruh after you did the chef with jaymoji a pizza hut add happened

He back I can finally breath again

we never got the pizza rolls

Oh hell yeah jay posted another clip reaction vid

Yo where are my pizza rolls?

Jay you can’t change my diet I will only eat ritz crackers

I DIDNT GET THE 'ASSSASSINATION'AND'KENNEDY' JOKE AT FIRST UNTIL I SEARCHED IT UP. THEY DID IT DIRTY.(idk the joke bc im not from america)

ill be so real i would watch the "what was he cooking" podcast

This is stylised kinda like when they announced grizco through a grizco ad

BRUH I KEEP MISSING THESE

10:26 thinking thoughts

triangular topiary

Jay the back flip clip is using sticks

I'm not really a Charger main (I use Squiffer and Splatterscope sometimes but the Splatterscope is for OC reasons bc I don't have an E-Liter 4K Scope) but I have fallen off of ledges plenty of times. I don't watch where I'm going

Me playing carbon roller when you played that clipnsjdjsjf

He reacted to splat droid :0

Maybe it’s the sleep deprivation but I don’t get the assassination one.

The only time I watched through a sponsorship