Classic Norm. He could have delivered the same finish many minutes earlier when he first noticed serial killers are hasty about the grave, he could have said, "If I ever murdered a woman, I would bury her in a very very very deep grave". Instead, he inserts many minutes of dark contemplation, eventually getting to the same place. Reminds me a lot of the structure of the Moth Joke. Could be a 15 second joke, he made it a 5 minute story/joke.
Thanks for the tip Lucy, always had a bit of trouble with digging deeper graves for folks I've slayed in cold blood, turns out all this time it were those damned tree roots!
This was hilarious and it's even more hilarious because it is true about how some people actually are. It seems criminals in this fast paced world have forgotten the basics. Like if you see news stories or the dumbest criminals shows or the first 48, etc., they always make dumb mistakes. They always have their phone on them, not thinking like oh wait can all my movements be tracked, all my text messages read, all my phone calls brought up, and then they drive around as if they are unaware of how many cameras there are everywhere, they post on and use social media, they don't wear gloves or hide their face or change their identity, you see stories where people are pulled over for a basic traffic stop and there are hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars of cash or drugs or weapons or anything that they find, you have all that money and everything and you didn't think before hand like hey before we go out we should remember to check to make sure our head lights and brake lights are working, and we shouldn't speed?
I just found you guys 5 minutes ago. I go to your channel, and you’ve just posted a video on the best Norm Macdonald bit… literally 2 minutes ago. I am taking this as a sign, and I have now subscribed. I’m looking forward to checking out your backlog.
I'd highly recommend you check out Norm's appearances on Conan and Letterman. Some of the best ones are, 1. Norm's wife is a real battle-axe 2. Norm's midget story 3. The moth joke 4. Norm's scrabble story 5. Andy Richter the Swedish-German joke Also, Norm on SNL Weekend Updates!
If you haven't seen the the clip from Conan with Norm and Courtney Thorne-Smith watch it. I've watched it probably 20 times and I laugh my ass off everytime.
Norm was brilliant! I loved his lazy way of telling a joke & acting like he knows nothing but he was so intelligent well read but totally dumb with money! RIP Norm Mcdonald.
Idk if ya wife noticed but he did said he would bury her by the woods, not actually in the woods. Its just a remote area where nobody is at doesn't have to necessarily be in the woods, and if he constructed the shed he could just dig under the shed and bury her there I think that's why he said the shed so he can take his time and nobody will see him digging as well ijs 😆
Love the video guys!!! I was wondering if you could start putting a link in the description to the video you are watching? If not that's cool. It would just make it easier to find. Again, love your videos!
Oh, I'm watching. 😏 And I have a tip for you as well. Dig your graves at least 6 feet deep. Then dispose your body in there and fill it up until your are left with 2 feet. Then put a dead dog in there before filling it up completely. This way you don't even have to worry about police dogs finding the grave. The police won't suspect anything, when they dig it up and only find a dead dog inside. They won't dig there any further.
What's the best about Norm is often what he DOESN'T say. Like the implications. Women playing basketball, "which is fine, nowadays". And she would emerge with her "ridiculous, three-colored ball". It's the little things he just throws in on the side. MIss him.
Norm MacDonald shitting on O.J. is a must. And the Moth Joke on Conan. I worked at a ski resort in PA when Norm had a show there. He walked to the venue as anyone going to see him would. He talked with fans waiting to get in to HIS show.
One year, I stayed up all night on NYE just to tape (VHS) Norm's standup special on HBO. They didn't show it until 5:30 a.m. He was so Letterman-esque, it's no surprise that I connected with Norm so immediately on that first show he did.
