Reading EWOW 5 Confessionals 

The lead up to phantastrophy's confessional was really funny

4djumpman and srimochi matching confessionals is actually so cool i didnt realise they did that

FYI, my entire confessional says " I am completely neutral to adamanti, as long as neutral is a new synonym for incredibly negative because I hate adamanti" I hate adamanti.

Technically I could have influenced up to 17 confessionals on this list (the "I Love EWOW saga" and the confessional art (which only started popping up the episode after I did it so maybe I caused it?)) PS: i love ewow

4:55 it’s because the ewow confessionals put a … when you’re confessional is too long but … also looks like Morse code

They gave me an idea to put red hearts in the confessional to trick people into thinking I have 40 or so lives

5:57 There I am :)

WAIT I WASN'T EXPECTING TO BE HERE HELP 😭 it was supposed to say "Cary, please randomly say 'beans' in EWOW 5A like it would be so funny"

THAT'S NEONIC. THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE NEONIC 😭😭😭😭😭

3:39 Woah I guess I was wrong These were definitely being read I'll have to update my confessional if I survive

2:13 Well, alexlion, your prediction is correct. Impressive work. Great confessional, by the way.

6:30 this might be a little bit of a stretch but is the 3 hearts thing a reference to the life series?

Cant wait for ewow 6a, where the chaos will unfold

0:54 Finally, someone who can pronounce it right

5:27 Let's all take a moment to salute Manay o7

I’m running out of witty things to put on my confessionals. Good thing I made it into one of these.

My next step in my mission is complete.

5:34 undertale. i fell from the light, talk or should i fight, monster genocide, this my undertale

dude im literally napoleon wym

No way I saw my confessional here I was expecting to get out soon so I decided to make that my confessional Edit: I am eliminated as of 5B. Goodbye.

2:08 oh wow I really did not except myself to be in here ("Mr. Ottoman"). But I actually quit EWOW because of the prompt being not religious-friendly

the last one goes hard

Coincidently, I am the book next to you (ScorchAwotl) I forgot to write a confessional for ewow 5 (cuz I was lazy and just wrote the response to the prompt) I was going to write for my confessional, "I have one life left. Should I accept my fate? We shall see in 5b."

My favourites were Jerry Mac at 2:25, KokomLimon at 2:27, and Qwoomy at 3:52

do not look at my subtitles

2:17 my friend

i agree. i am so awesome.

omga, was that one of the members of my totally not one sided definitely not alliance? how epic!

Why did you put the actual audio for the other references but read it normally for the Story of Undertale reference, have you never heard of Story of Undertale

1:15 hey thanks for reading mine!

Life series art spotted among the emojis

My confessional was talking about koifishpond bc they were on the same page as me ( koir ) but they got out 😔

1:02 so we're just gonna ignore this?

0:46 YES CHAT LETS GOOOOOO

Professionalism :3🔥

my confessional was too much for this video

I didn’t think I would be in this video I was so weirded out

5:36 PEAK

6:30 THIRD LIFE MENTIONED

Dag, i figured I'd be in one of these.

he read mine so birtish also any advice on how to escape a contestant grid

I just keep shouting out my good friend Skyler on mine!

i’ve ran the washing machine

I wasnt expecting to be here lol thanks little scorby

0:50 Garden Wall

4:13 ME JUMPSCARE 🥶🥶🥶🥶

you read my confessional thank you

Steamed hams

4:07 JAN PI TOKI PONA SPOTTED

5:40 SO TRUE

2:23 is that me right there

did I just get rickrolled

Don't worry scorb I'm dodge neon

bro why am i in here at 1:38 😭

what was the 'You can't censore me' user?

Bababnas

1:02 lol

Lovely

this is winning

haha i already lost the game

synt 0:48 synt

Epic

what is "EWOW"

EWOW

no motan. Pensive emoji

erm my confessional wasn't read rigged!!!

look ma im on TV

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Bababnas 4

#1 sigma rizzlord is known minitwower seargentsnivy

You forgor my confessional. mine woulda been funny during the art section

>:3

:)

q

Lol

spiritblox1 erasure

:))

5:34 ITS THE STORY OF UNDERTALE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE 😡😡😡

dog

ok dumas 😒😒😒

test

5:36 PEAK