Reading My INSANE DM's | CONFESSIONS 

ONLY A FEW DAYS LEFT ON THE NEW OTTO DROP!! OTTOBYKRIS.COM 😊❤️ Love seeing your posts on IG of you guys getting your orders! Glad you like the clothes!❤

IN THE INTRO CHAOS I FORGOT TO COMPLIMENT YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE😭😭😭 I think you have the most entrancing face🤌🏻💖

“We have a pregnant woman filled with rage!” My favorite line of all her videos

"FOR FREE!" 😂🤣 Absolutely perfect timing ... that's sibling synchronicity for you. We definitely need more Kris and Jess moments, please. 😊

“I eat paper and swallow it” 2 seconds later: “BUT DOES SHE SWALLOW IT OR SPIT IT OUT?!

We need more Jessica!! She is so hilarious. She adds a piece to the puzzle

I did NOT expect these confessions to be this wild 😭

A note for KMK; Your videos also make me laugh and smile, no matter how I was feeling before viewing your channel. For example, I was very upset this one time ( I know nobody cares but my guy bsf called me ugly UNDER HIS BREATH so I couldn't hear him,) and could not stop myself from crying no matter what I tried so I went on RU-vid and was looking up "videos to stop crying" ect, and then I refreshed because I was crying to the point where my eyes felt like water fountains. You came on my fyp so I pressed on this video and here I am, eyes are completely fine, laughing and smiling, feeling none of the sadness I felt before. I also appreciate how supportive you are, unlike some RU-vidrs, your very humble and very chill and don't brag. Also just the fact you don't give to flying friggs if your viewers are Asian, white, black, Hispanic, gay, bisexual, pansexual, acesexual, more like that. I just wanted to say, keep doing what your doing, never give up, you are amazing and have a purpose in this world, that is to be yourself,live your life, and support yourself and others. EDIT: I also love how you compliment your viewers every intro.

I love it when you get your siblings on for these. it always adds a fun element, like the synchronised "for FREE?!" or the toothbrush story. obviously with Jess in the same house it's easier to get her on camera, but Alissa and Jacob are always good guests too

These confessions are seriously mindboggling and concerning

Okay, Jessica is an adorable pregnant bean! How can Kris read this stuff and not laugh wheeze constantly ? That is talent.

I'm 100% with Jess on the toilet paper one

Please invite Jessica back. Seeing the two of you together bouncing energy and humor back and forth is awesome. Makes me wish my sister and I had a good relationship like that

Jessica has my support. Using the toilet paper multiple times saves toilet paper and is perfectly hygenic when done correctly, which she does. 👍

i love seeing kris with her sibling the dynamic is always so fun and her siblings are funny too.

"Man, screw Mr. [Teacher]!" OP at 11:55 : "And I took that personally"

Can we give Jay some love for what an amazing job he does and what an amazing person he is

Love the videos with your family as guests. Sisters, brother and mom guest spots are always extra fun. Awkward moments, emotional damage, revealing hidden truths and working through childhood trauma in front of a live studio audience. All of them are "Grab the popcorn. This oughta be good" episodes.

Can we just acknowledge the fact that Kris took time out of her day to compliment us because she originally forgot! This woman is a legend, and SO funny, no-one can tell me any differently

I dont know how to DM but wanted to say. I have depression too and sometimes its horrible. You always make me smile and laugh. You are an amazing person. You are so strong but dont forget to give yourself a break too.❤ love you. ❤

we gotta compliment Jay for that amazing editing on the movie prelude. the slicing from two movies and the title name was awesome. thank you, jay, for all the awesome editing, time, and love you put in these videos!

The way everyone floods to see Kris’s videos is amazing. It shows how great you are Kris!

I like how kris takes the time in her day to complement us even if she forgets she’ll find a way to give us a compliment ❤❤❤

Your sister is so sweet and nice, she has a nice thing to say about everybody and puts a nice spin on everything. All these people confessing such terrible things and she be like, well … it may have been for this reason or because of this and finding ways to redeem their souls 😂😂😂 she is a rare breed and must be protected!!loved and cherished at all costs by all I feel like she would be the one that always applies ‘you never know what people have going on in their life’ when “situations with them happen” I hope she comes back. Let her know I said she’s so speshhhaw (in my fake accent) hehe

Looking forward to seeing more Insane DM's Confessions with Kris and Jessica! You were both hilarious. 🤣🤣

Holy moly, this episode has me in stitches. These sisters rock. (Health and happiness to the baby and family, Jessica!)

Always love a Kris and Jess combo! I feel like we need a part 2 to answer all the follow up questions.

The tea is strong with this one. 3:16 Who here has ever set fire to a kitchen? 🙋 Yep. Multiple times.

Honestly, Kris is always so energetic and kind for us it's like having an actual friend talking to you. Not for views or likes but for general just- kindness and I love her for that ❤ thanks Kris.

Kris and Jess are the physical manifestations of the two sides of my brain. Kris is my intrusive thoughts that are more curious about some of these unless judgy or concerned. While Jess represents my innocence and remaining faith in humanity. I am concerned but deeply invested.

I can’t even imagine what it would be like to have Kallmekris’s sister as a teacher, it would be so awesome

Fun fact, marrying your step siblings is legal because there's no blood relation😂😂 if they grew up together (like me and my step brothers did) that's still ridiculously disturbing. I adore you Kris. This video is hilarious and you and Jessica are so gorgeous ❤

As an only child its always fun to watch siblings interact. So definitely have more siblings around.

Yes! Jess is back. You two are magic together! Do this again with Jess. Loved every second of it. Little disturbed by some of those confessions but you two made them funny.

KRIS AND JESSICA’S RULES FOR LIFE👩🏼👱🏻‍♀️😊 7:20 RELATIONSHIPS DON’T SURVIVE ON A LIE 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🤥🤥🤥 8:40 IF IT’S NOT TRIPLE PLY I WOULD RATHER DIE❌❌❌🧻🧻🧻💀💀💀 9:56 DON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOUR FAMILY👅👅👅🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ 14:37 LOSE THE FRIEND DON’T MURDER THEIR HAMSTER👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️🔪🔪🔪🐹🐹🐹 15:26 DON’T PUSH KIDS DOWN THE STAIRS📶🚼⬅️❌❌❌ 18:24 JUST BE HONEST AND LIVE YOUR LIFE😇😇😇✅✅✅👍👍👍 LOVE YOU KRIS AND JESSICA

Jess goes from “I don’t know if I can do it 😢” to “Eh- I‘ll figure it out 😎” REAL quick when considering punching Kris in the face. 😂😂😂

Pete is officially Kris' final boss. 🤣 And about the compliments, I already thought you forgot, don't worry it happens. :) 💛

The most relatable quote ever, “I was to poor for that sh!t 👍” -Jay 10:42

Please do this more often! You guys play off each other so well and were the perfect combo for the subject matter. Easily my favorite video of yours so far.

Holy crap, some of these confessions are freaking wild! I would love to see your sister around more often, if she's comfortable with it! Awesome video as always!

This went from zero to TMI in absolutely no time. quality entertainment right there.

The last confession was basically the storyline of the kissing booth lol! Also I loved Jessica being in the video with you. I would love both of you to read more confessions together because this video is hilarious! 😂❤

I love how Kris always makes sure to compliment us :) We all love you and thank you for everything ❤

can we just appreciate how amazing kris is and how she always makes us feel amazing ❤

Can we please appreciate kris for how much effort she puts in her intros to make us happy and joyful?

At 09:03 they gave enemies to lovers a whole new meaning

Video 4 of complimenting Kris like she does for us! -- Your hair is always on point! I can tell you always put effort into your videos, your looks and I can also tell your just an amazing human being overall 💞

I loooove Jessica! Her vibe is amazing and she’s effortlessly funny lmao, good luck with delivering the baby

My parents probably think I’m crazy for laughing for 30 minutes straight 😂🤣

“Weighing in at 100 and none of your damn business pounds” had me rolling 😂

You two are so hilarious together. Definitely should do more of these.

What a great comedy duo! Jess needs her own channel, y'all are both mad talented.

Congratulations, Jessica! The pair of you are awesome together, it's always fun to watch

11:30 I’ll be eagerly be awaiting this movie 🍿 Also: this entire video was a whole vibe. You both have great energy match ❤ 👯

I love how entertaining they are.We need more of this duo! !❤

This is a good way to end a vacation, with some humor. 8:33 I absolutely agree with your sister, good toilet paper is just good toilet paper! And charmin is pretty good. Aww poor Kevin, but happy to know he's doing better.

Who else feels so much better when Kris complicates us? ❤ Edit: I spelled complements wrong… 😭😭😭 Edit: I GIVE UP!! IM USING THE AUDIO THING! *Compliments

You are both absolutely gorgeous 😍 I love your sense of humor Kris! And love seeing Jessica too!

Kris literally makes my depression go away. She makes my day 💕 so thank you so much for being yourself kris ❤

I love it when Kris and Jessica make videos together

16:56 i love how she is just coming up with this whole ass fictional story and getting into it like it really happend that way 😂

IM WITH JESS. Fold, wipe, fold again, wipe again, then its completely used. No waste! But im a Cottonelle girly 🥰

I always love it when kris and her family does video’s together ❤

❤Jess she is so funny, relatable,and seems really down to earth

First of all: congratulations Jessica! I'm sure you're gonna be an amazing, sweet and caring mum❤️🥰 I swear you two are hilarious: laughed so much that my stomach hurts😂 I love when you film together😍

Y’all’s makeup looks SO GOOD OMG 💞

Kris is my favorite person ever. She always brightens my day and never fails to entertain me and my friends.

I love that they made a whole movie trailer just out of the confession about meeting their fiancé at their ex-husband’s dad’s funeral 😂

she is soo damn nice and her smiles are contagious ngl✨

love having jess with u we need more of her!!

14:15 they really said “Pikachu I choose you”

Let’s just take a sec to appreciate Kris for always making my day❤️

Ohh I have a story, When I was around 7 I used to sleep walk and I shared a room with my sister. Late in the night I got out of my bed and put a mask on her. She woke up and could barely breathe in the morning. I woke up and was unaware that I had done anything. I still bring it up randomly as an ice breaker lol.

I love watching Jess with Kris. Knowing a little about your story lends to how well you two get along, too. You play off each other so well. It really reminds me of hanging out with my baby sister - probably my favorite person after my wife. Anyway, thinking about the ring question. We started out with rings, but mine was stolen and Lisa lost hers somewhere. We do not wear any these days. They really do not serve any purpose. I mean, either you love each other or you dont, you're faithful or you aren't, ect. A ring doesn't hold any real meaning that you dont give it.

We love how Kris is so beautiful and so funny at the same time omg. She’s the whole dang package!!❤

Jessica, hoping your pregnancy/delivery/recovery goes well and your little one arrives safely, happy and healthy ❤from a fan of yours and of your sister from Ontario

So late to this party, but this may be my favorite KMK video yet. The chaotic sister energy is extremely entertaining.

“FOR FREE?!?” Kris: 😮😆😃😝🤭😀 Jessica: 😮😃 Loved both of your reactions though 💜 Edit: Hope Kevin gets better soon 💜 💜

Idk but whenever Kris compliments us I get a wave of confidence and comfort ❤

Jay, your edit and add-in clip at @6:13 is one of my favorite you've ever done. That made me laugh harder than I have for a long time. Thanks for a hilarious and great video, Jay and Kris! (Also agreed with other comments, some of these confessions are BONKERS)

kris: all my viewers are seriel killers, me as a nine year old who poisioned someone because i didnt like them: ummmm..... totally not hehe

8:43 this is my exact reaction when I jinx someone 😂

9:03 this gives me serious wattpad vibes

Hey Kris, I suffer depression and your videos just bring me joy. Your humour, your smile, your energy, it just makes me happy. I love it when you collaborate like in this video. I just love your stuff and I’m so happy you can bring me joy.

More episodes with both of you and your brother! The three of you are a chaos tornado and I love it!

Kris, you're a really special person. I'm so glad you started a RU-vid channel, because I think you changed so many peoples lives for the better!

11:15 I thought I got an ad- TF?!! 👁️👄👁️

Kris may have forgot to compliment us but that gives us the opportunity to compliment her! Kris your hair is always on point And your makeup is always beautiful! You are the most funniest and beautiful person on earth that I’ve seen.

the collabs w/ Jess are always a treat ‼ keep'em coming, please ‼

Kris’s videos with her family are always the best. Thanks for making me smile.❤

You need to do this confession thing again! I think you’re amazing and I love your channel. I’m so dry that I don’t like most comedy but you have me in hysterics! My husband ended up subscribing because he wanted to know what I was laughing so hard at. ❤️🥰. I’m thankful for you and I always look forward to anything you put out. BTW eating disorders, OCD, anxiety, and on and on. 😊

8:29 “if its not triple ply, i would rather die”😂

You and your sister have so much in common, including a warped sense of humour. Loved the chemistry between the two of you. Would love to see her again.

Love seeing your sister, Jess, on here with you. Yes, please have her come back! You two together are so funny! Congratulations to Jessica and her husband on their little one!

0:31 Jessica: *Pregnancy gives me strength*

8:13 I'm happy to hear that I'm not the only one who dose that!

can we just take a minute of silence for kris and how she always makes us laugh and smile, well you make my day and you definitely make everybody else’s! I LOVE U KRISSSS 💗💗💗💗💗

I just loved the introo❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂 "Weighing at non of your business"😂❤

Yo the Kris family pack is always fun to watch! I always love the fun mixes and episodes when you have people on your channel.

Confessions and life lessons with Kris & Jess. Little late to the party but this video had me ROTFLMAO.