Reading The Ten Commandment to my Mason Bees:
1. If thou be male, thou shall not work.
2. If thou be male, thou shall play all the days the Lord shall give thee on this Earth.
3. If thou be female, thou shall NOT make workers (as Satan's hive bees do) to do thy work.
4. If thou be female, thou shall labor all thy days, alone.
5. If thou be female, as thou labors to gather pollen and fertilize plants, humans shall ignore thy's labors, and instead all glory will flow to Satan's hive bees.
6. If thou be female, thy's labor shall be nurseries, place one baby in each with food, and then seal each with mud.
7. If thou be female, if a potential nest be too shallow, thou shall check 7 times, to be sure.
8. If thou be female, when selecting nests, thou shall prefer chaos to order.
9. If thou be female, and thou enters thy's neighbor's nest, thou shall exit quickly: it's NOT thy's nest!
10. If thou be female, thou shall surely die upon completion of all thy labors.
29 июн 2024