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@warwickeng5491
@warwickeng5491 4 года назад
"Give me some rum, Let's have some fun, Everyone owns a gun, About 200 years later we had Verdun." Shakespeare the Fish 2020
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 4 года назад
2:53 "Not a single country isn't at war with us!" Uh, what's that between France, Germany, Austria, and Italy? Oh wait, that's just the Eternally Neutral Swiss.
@harbl99
@harbl99 4 года назад
Ah yes, that major naval power: Switzerland.
@faisalnehal372
@faisalnehal372 3 года назад
Which, funny enough, *Don't even exist in this game*
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 3 года назад
@@faisalnehal372 Which means they're so neutral they've retroactively removed themselves so they will never have to actually pick a side or join a war.
@witherbendisch2704
@witherbendisch2704 3 года назад
@@kabob0077 lamo
@demonkingbadger6689
@demonkingbadger6689 2 года назад
@@harbl99 no coastline means who cares about pirates
@flyingfish5054
@flyingfish5054 4 года назад
11/10 would raid swedish fish transports again
@mordecai_andrigby
@mordecai_andrigby 10 месяцев назад
223 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that-
@forromir5929
@forromir5929 4 года назад
Koifish comedy is saying the names of people and locations in funny voices. It works.
@grantdelosangeles5357
@grantdelosangeles5357 4 года назад
Todd is that you?
@goose93
@goose93 Год назад
Koifish comedy is being Swedish. He's a Swedish fish.
@Ajvt-ux4ec
@Ajvt-ux4ec 4 года назад
7:44 As a current citizen of Caracas, Venezuela I would literally prefer having literal pirates in charge than this government.
@adamwilliams8039
@adamwilliams8039 4 года назад
Is it 100% he govt, or the US doing everything they can get away with to destroy the economy and destabilize the country though, like they did for most of the rest of central and south america.
@jonme225
@jonme225 4 года назад
do you actually blame every problem on usa? Its is 100% the goverments fault not the usa. The venezuelan goverment fucked up when it turned socialist they relied to much on oil and to much money went into social programs when nobody wanted venezuelan oil everything went to shit and USA didnt have to do anything
@kelthuzad4634
@kelthuzad4634 4 года назад
I found the salty communist
@SuperPope69
@SuperPope69 4 года назад
@@adamwilliams8039 google Venezuela...
@ManCheat2
@ManCheat2 4 года назад
@@adamwilliams8039 that's not why their economy is destroyed and in a fuckin civil war lol. Its because of their communist dictators.
@rasmuspressnielsen2966
@rasmuspressnielsen2966 3 года назад
"Smørrebrød? You're gonna smørreDØ!" - A french sounding Swede making a danish pun in a video predominantly in english.
@tqser
@tqser 4 года назад
8:05 American Lieutnant telling the plan to his fellow marines in Vietnam, 1972, colorised.
@arnoldshpitz1030
@arnoldshpitz1030 4 года назад
this is what happens when the cure to scurvy is found
@bobafat2082
@bobafat2082 4 года назад
An apple a day keeps the scurvy away
@arnoldshpitz1030
@arnoldshpitz1030 4 года назад
@@bobafat2082 aye, matey
@pauloandrade925
@pauloandrade925 4 года назад
11:25 Yeah south africa yeah........... Thank God North africa .... i Dunno i lost the joke i was going for ....
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 4 года назад
He's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.
@tiaandeswardt7741
@tiaandeswardt7741 4 года назад
So it would seem
@PeferG17
@PeferG17 4 года назад
*shitty recorder version of He's a Pirate*
@onionofshame1402
@onionofshame1402 4 года назад
No one: Koifish: *YOU BÖSTERDS*
@metelmax8597
@metelmax8597 4 года назад
"Excuse me woman, did i ask for your opinion?" based koifish
@math3000
@math3000 4 года назад
Calls Denmark a fictional country You sir, have my like
@harbl99
@harbl99 4 года назад
1:00 -- Koifish cunningly switches from Great Britain to Pirates faction. "They're the same picture." I mean, yeah (Francis Drake), where is (John and Richard Hawkins) the (Walter Raleigh) lie.
@Cl0vis1
@Cl0vis1 4 года назад
The new Pirates of the Caribbean looks incredible! Interesting choice to make Captain Jack Sparrow Swedish. Captain Olaf Jjäck Sparrösson searching for the black meatball
@PeferG17
@PeferG17 4 года назад
I'd watch it
@MrBigCookieCrumble
@MrBigCookieCrumble 4 года назад
All meatballs turn black when im incharge of the cooking..
@ConnanTheCivilized
@ConnanTheCivilized 3 месяца назад
2:17 Yarr! Even we pirates can count better than you, ye internet-lubber! 🏴‍☠️
@michaelj132
@michaelj132 4 года назад
"From Tortuga with love!" 😂😂
@matyeszszilasi1372
@matyeszszilasi1372 3 года назад
6:07 I love the republic commando music combined with native turkey eaters
@Joppie381
@Joppie381 4 года назад
this is what i call good content koifish bless me with more xD
@SpaceKnight105
@SpaceKnight105 3 года назад
Donny Jepp! hahahaahah good one koi fish!!!
@An_Cummanach
@An_Cummanach 4 года назад
Breaking news: Johnny Depp recruits the RA as part of his new pirate kingdom. Official pirate theme changed to *me little armalite*
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 3 года назад
*Distant gunfire before Instruments begin* And it's down along the Falls Road, that's where I long to be, Lying in the dark with a Provo company, A Comrade on me left and another one on me right, And a clip of ammunition for me little Armalite
@conlinbryant5037
@conlinbryant5037 4 года назад
Sometimes I wonder if Koifish actually speaks English or he's just winging it.
@Koifish
@Koifish 4 года назад
Believe it or not, I used to work as an English teacher >:D
@N0_1.
@N0_1. 4 года назад
@@Koifish You "used to work"? Did they throw you out of school? xD
@PeferG17
@PeferG17 4 года назад
@@N0_1. Yeah this sounds like a good story...
@Z4rius
@Z4rius 2 года назад
@@Koifish damn who knew English teachers be busting the best jokes
@YunsAvatar
@YunsAvatar 4 года назад
8:05 How did Koifish not get that line as a trigger for the classic "Better Run Through the Jungle" by CCR?
@Sovietwombat
@Sovietwombat 4 года назад
"And you have a sloop called Africa" that killed me more then it should've
@ConnanTheCivilized
@ConnanTheCivilized 3 месяца назад
5:01-5:10 Phil Swift deploys Zorbees! It’s super effective at draining the world’s oceans!
@ABAlphaBeta
@ABAlphaBeta 4 года назад
Play RDR2 with me and Simo
@navelgruis7124
@navelgruis7124 4 года назад
Teach our boys some latin
@kevincastillomorales4858
@kevincastillomorales4858 4 года назад
Teach him how to insult in Latin
@Jack10000115
@Jack10000115 4 года назад
The use of Sea Shanty 2 was masterful
@FriendlyArchpriest
@FriendlyArchpriest 4 года назад
9:32 That's why I love facism, it is the correct way to rule.
@Maevola
@Maevola 3 года назад
I was going to say at the beginning there: shooting those ships at point blank range might be affective in terms of the dmg done, but wait till that thing becomes a giant splinter granade exploding.. well at point blank range xD
@Koifish
@Koifish 3 года назад
Truly the best part of naval battles! When you hit the enemies powder :D
@consentDracula
@consentDracula 4 года назад
Holy shit. Im too early the good comments haven't been marinated yet
@Littlespree5302
@Littlespree5302 4 года назад
Koifish + 24hr stream + a smidge of chaos. Oh fuck dropped the bottle in...oh well + random guests = Yes. I like it too
@MachivelianBear
@MachivelianBear 4 года назад
As a Dane I constantly question my own existence....🇩🇰
@juliang8676
@juliang8676 4 года назад
Runescape music is an instant bop
@Bo-ol-o-wo-ah
@Bo-ol-o-wo-ah 4 года назад
That’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen
@DiocletianLarius
@DiocletianLarius 3 года назад
9:39 Pirates vs Pirates
@George-uv1rb
@George-uv1rb 4 года назад
My Boi coifish being a great poet again
@jamesherbst2429
@jamesherbst2429 3 года назад
I like the runescape pirate theme you played lolol
@fremzenec
@fremzenec 3 года назад
This new pirates of the Caribbean is wild
@tiaandeswardt7741
@tiaandeswardt7741 4 года назад
You are really one of the only RU-vidrs that actually makes me laugh out loud. Keep up the great work!
@parthiaball
@parthiaball 3 года назад
Whenever you have time, I would absolutely love to see you play as Inuits, one of the one region German states like Wuttenburg, or Crimean Khanate!
@SpaceKnight105
@SpaceKnight105 3 года назад
Me losing the tww2 contest 5:50
@chomamahful
@chomamahful 4 года назад
"the sun rise house...idk"
@CoffeeSuccubus
@CoffeeSuccubus 4 года назад
You smile when you play Sea Shanty2
@gabrielmarques8854
@gabrielmarques8854 4 года назад
You made my early day with this video. One of the best I ever seen!
@civilprotection5956
@civilprotection5956 4 года назад
I can just imagine the battle starting, then Sparrow tells his guys to shoot the other pirates in front of them because Barbosa is in charge of them.
@mtganalytic9796
@mtganalytic9796 4 года назад
Oh, that’s my favourite game in whole franchise
@franzbauer1367
@franzbauer1367 4 года назад
Sea shanty 2 plays Ah... finally civilized people...
@hetzijzo5601
@hetzijzo5601 4 года назад
Best video yet
@gr9g
@gr9g 4 года назад
Why is this the only Koi video that has been recommended to me the last 2 months. Bruh
@JoseGonzalez-to6se
@JoseGonzalez-to6se 3 года назад
"Guatemala, mora like guacamole" me a Guatemla guy, "JA si cmamo XD"
@LordEdmund1973
@LordEdmund1973 4 года назад
Watching Danish ships getting blown up is very therapeutic
@vickyyu100
@vickyyu100 4 года назад
PIRATE WORLD DOMINATION PLEASE KOIFISH
@Ajvt-ux4ec
@Ajvt-ux4ec 3 года назад
7:45 at this point all of Caracas would prefer pirates over the actual government tbh.
@harrydarwin1874
@harrydarwin1874 2 года назад
15:25 Waterloo, but pirates
@venoM_995
@venoM_995 4 года назад
*aliens invade earth* Switzerland still neutral
@MrComradeDave
@MrComradeDave 4 года назад
I was never in the Pirate IRA but I do not disassociate myself with them matey.
@m.s.8927
@m.s.8927 3 года назад
In german will means wants so the translation for Amadeus Willcocks is Amadeus Wantscocks
@PeferG17
@PeferG17 4 года назад
Fuck this just makes me want to play Empire as the Pirates again... *starts reinstalling*
@GonnaDieNever
@GonnaDieNever 4 года назад
Now I want to see Koifish play Vampire Coast in TWWH 2
@lauritsballing2629
@lauritsballing2629 4 года назад
This man is roasting the shit out of the danes in this one
@distilledwater8871
@distilledwater8871 4 года назад
Koi drops an empire video just as I begin to start playing the game alot again? epic.
@br4054
@br4054 4 года назад
I love the music you use in your videos
@PeferG17
@PeferG17 4 года назад
Fuck I love the Minor Factions Revenge Mod!
@meow23925
@meow23925 4 года назад
Incredible
@BavarianHobbit
@BavarianHobbit 4 года назад
I played this mod as Bretagne. Owned a hell a lot of trade routes and literally bought the world without waging war. Because the AI sells you provinces if you give them a ridiculous amount of money for it. And I had that ridiculous amount of money.
@SpaceKnight105
@SpaceKnight105 3 года назад
Hey koi fish play total war Warhammer 2!? They have pirates too but no naval combat
@noviceleader8745
@noviceleader8745 4 года назад
I don't remember the game looking like this I must check
@walnzell9328
@walnzell9328 4 года назад
Pirates. Absolute Monarchy. Wut.
@math3000
@math3000 4 года назад
Well, technically you liberated them, that's why they're so happy
@stupidperson9250
@stupidperson9250 4 года назад
Explosions are great in total war they not only kill them but destroys the morale
@danielroberson5389
@danielroberson5389 4 года назад
I love this please do more videos like this!
@francisconolasco8386
@francisconolasco8386 4 года назад
Are you Triumph the Insult comic Dog?! :D
@venoM_995
@venoM_995 4 года назад
Koifish Koifishsson, GET IT HAHAHAHAA
@viervonvisonar9889
@viervonvisonar9889 4 года назад
Captain Patchy would be proud!
@robinkaen4925
@robinkaen4925 4 года назад
the quarantine wasn't kind to this man.
@WombatOfDisaster
@WombatOfDisaster 4 года назад
I love the Port Sarim Music
@guy431
@guy431 4 года назад
Very cool. Now play Sweden........ And then the Knights of St John ;)
@austinturner8373
@austinturner8373 4 года назад
wow i didnt realize you didnt have like millions of subs until you stated that sub goal
@xeavybebhell8889
@xeavybebhell8889 3 года назад
i think, a game withe the plain nations or the cherokee can be fun ^_^
@syahyaa4705
@syahyaa4705 4 года назад
More pls, but with subtitle to make it more better
@jedsieber5929
@jedsieber5929 4 года назад
We want a series
@Mazugameplays
@Mazugameplays 4 года назад
awesome video koifish, I cant believe u did this game so funny to watch haehaehaeha
@DAVIDICH1
@DAVIDICH1 4 года назад
More pirate stuff for The Pirate God!
@ioanis6718
@ioanis6718 4 года назад
Best Black Sails season
@Donbasos14
@Donbasos14 4 года назад
That was a good video
@kaloyanradkov8962
@kaloyanradkov8962 4 года назад
When Koifish can't count- lost 111 - says he lost 1100
@the-letter_s
@the-letter_s 3 года назад
i feel like those weird pirate aficionados would be more prolific in this timeline
@BlackburnGrimes
@BlackburnGrimes 4 года назад
Those songs about Zoraks....
@privatecookie29
@privatecookie29 4 года назад
Koifish could you make a video on total war shogun 2?
@GrievousFrom
@GrievousFrom 4 года назад
Dohnnny Jepp vs. the dread Spanish admiral Hamber Eard.
@Akapulko
@Akapulko 4 года назад
i dont know why, but i fucking love your videos, they are always entertaining, and so are you, you have some funny ass jokes up your sleeve, especially when you pronounce names, anyways, stay safe!
@LtScarecrow87
@LtScarecrow87 3 года назад
*75th Ranger Regiment would like to know your location*
@briguy345
@briguy345 3 года назад
Donny Jepp
@asagud1833
@asagud1833 4 года назад
Pass the whiskey
@Cherry-bo7jn
@Cherry-bo7jn 4 года назад
Delightful I approve.
@math3000
@math3000 4 года назад
POTC theme intensifies
@JT-gk2uz
@JT-gk2uz 4 года назад
Best channel EU
@victorcharles27
@victorcharles27 Год назад
I found you channel with this😆
@robvicsumo2517
@robvicsumo2517 4 года назад
Play as Sweden then put meatballs in cannons just like the french baguette launchers
@Nakakapagpabagabagabag
@Nakakapagpabagabagabag 3 года назад
"Dohnny Jepp"
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