I'm still impressed by how he manages to play multiple characters so flawlessly such that you think he just happens to see a high proportion of other bald patients while on duty.
Tbf alot of the patients are similar but that shouldn't take away from the chemistry he has with himself. The two of them would make a great sports broadcast team
My best chest pain story that I know about is this: my father woke up in the middle of the night with Strong chest pains, and drove himself to the hospital. He got to the emergency room and they asked him what was wrong and he says well I have this pain in my chest, and they immediately called a code. Once they had them all hooked up and everything and saw that he was doing pretty OK he was able to continue his explanation: a student at the high school where he was a teacher had thrown a classroom door open just as he was approaching it, and it slammed him in the chest. He wasn’t having a heart attack… He had cracked and bruised ribs.
This sounds like me at midnight when planning what I’m going to do for the next day I’m gonna wake up at 6 AM. I’m gonna go to the gym. I’m gonna go on a run. I’m gonna eat healthy. I’m gonna lose a bunch of weight. What actually happens at 6 AM Throws alarm across the room
@@jean-bastienjoly5962 pretty good, actually. After two minutes to catch my breath and another thirty seconds to chug a quart of water, I’m almost normal again.
@@poofballoon I was an angry energetic kid. I wasn't thinking much. I was doing all kinds of crazy back then, sleeping 3 hours a day, 4 hours workouts 6 times a week, skipping 2 meals a day... the crazy things that happen during puberty. LOL
Me wearing a haagen-dazs shirt I got from work: I mean kinda? I don’t work for haagen-dazs. But we distribute their products and stock their stores. Actually filled 2 up this past week
Nah, 2 "red-necks" tried to do that kind of "liposuction" with a shop-vacc and a pocket-knife. I guess he wasn't at that call. Beer was involved. of course
@@TheEDFLegacy actually, I got along with my mother-in-law, so my wife would borrow my mother-in-law jokes as she and mom didn't get along well. Currently though, none of them care about anything, as all are deceased, my wife of over 41 years dying two years ago.
I knew a girl in high school who wanted to be a Marine, but was slightly overweight. In desperation to make the cut, she took a bunch of laxatives one day. Spent the rest of the time on the can. Didn't work, and was quite painful. She didn't make the cut by, I think it was, one pound. She was upset. Eventually she did get in.
Could be worse...I almost didn't make it into the Army due to being underweight. Got cut the first time through MEPS because of being underweight. Second try the recruiter put me up in a hotel with a crap load of fast food since I was still one pound under. So there I was with a shit load of fast food, chowing down, and a bunch of other guys who were trying to drop some last minute weight eyeing me like I was the enemy. Next day I made it by 1 pound. After I got weighed in I probably dropped 3 pounds in the crapper.
I'm continually impressed by your ability to convincingly play multiple characters in the same scene. You've really expanded your range with the angry wife!
This was lowkey a wakeup call to me lol I havent rlly exercised since i was like…a kid playing tag and i have an extremely sedentary lifestyle The other day i went swimming to try and get into doing it for weekly exercise and swam laps for 30 minutes! I felt great in the pool! Didnt want to leave! Then i got out and instantly felt like i was about to pass out
I know the summer is getting hot now (in the northern hemisphere), but just walking around the block is a great way to get some exercise. Easy, no stress on your body, not bad.
Me yesterday at the gym lmao I almost passed out multiple times and I was sweating so much. My personal trainer couldn’t tell because I have a great poker face 💀
Another great option if you have it available in your area is rock climbing. Unlike swimming and walking, it is not just low impact, but no impact if you climb with a top rope. I deal with a lot of chronic pain, which makes it near impossible to exercise, but rock climbing I can do without pain (outside of the basic muscle soreness from exercising)
I love the way Jason's eyes bug out as soon as the wife begins talking, and then get bigger as she continues. 😅😅😅 He is an excellent actor, impeccable timing and talented editing skills. ❤❤
If he was doing this for another women, he should divorce this one first. If he was doing this for himself then he should DEFINITELY divorce her first.
I’ve seen a ton of your videos and they are all great. I never said thanks for this type of humor you provide. So I officially am saying thank you for your work.
I've heard of someone who went to the gym for the first time in years and was shipped to the ER because he legitimately couldn't move. Really is important to take it slow when you're first starting on fitness goals
I've been at this situation. I used to swim competitively. I thought I was still fit even though I haven't swam in about a year. I dove and starts doing freestyle. I was on my 8th lap when I blacked out and I woke up with the sound of my gf screaming and the lifeguard pumping my chest.
lmao been there, didn't pass out, but was damn close. swimming 5-6 hours a week for years, stopping, and then trying to go 400 yards butterfly is not a good idea lmao swimming is good though. when I was actually doing it consistently, I've was in the best mental state of my life. would recommend
@@StrawberryWarlord Yup, swimming is amazing. I just like the feeling that I am flying whenever I swim. Do it for 1 hours and you'll feel hunger like you never felt before. One of my buddies used to look down on swimming saying that it isnt a real sport if you dont sweat lol.
This guy is such a good actor my brain truly sees the different characters as different people. Even though I know its the same guy when watching they feel like entirely different people.
One of my insults was on a game, two guys were just going at it and the last insult I heard before they both left that actually made me laugh so hard was, “that’s why your parents are siblings bro!”
"Who are you getting fit for" Could he not have just said something like "you, hun! I want us both to be healthy and I decided to try and lose weight" Something to that effect. I don't know. I'm not married
you don't need to be married for that. that's how loads relationships go somehow. and to answer that question: No, once such stuff starts all reason is over, it's just gonna be a shit show for like the next week.
Sad part is, I actually know a few people who've done the whole "run in a Hefty garbage bag, so I can drop a few pounds" move. It nearly killed a kid I went to school with. His nickname was Cinch Sack Zack from then on. 😂
She's an abuser. Like, absolutely obvious if your partner reacts with such toxicity and negativity to you just wanting to lose some weight, you're in abusive relationship.
