Real Time with Bill Maher: Overtime - March 25, 2016 (HBO) 

Indeed!

Love the Carmichael show!

Lol white people in crisis.... has the mayonnaise run out? is there enough butter? where is my Allman brothers band live at the fillmore east cd? I take offense you'd call an orangutan in a suit a white person

Ian Schmitt HAHAHAHAHAH! You fkng rock Ian. That was damn good

i thought bicyclemichael gave a better quote.

+ginnelle gerald and we dont owe america nothing we are a fucking country wtf, we need to have a democracy yes but our democracy no a democracy rule by america, i dont want the old days with machado and batista more than i want the castros

+Alberto Caro exactly it takes time...how arrogant to walk into another country and think you can just make demands...I think the way Obama is doing things is correct and respectful. I hope Cuba becomes a democracy one day but that isn't going to happen in 1 day.

+Alberto Caro what Salam was saying really pissed me off...he just thinks the USA can walk in and demand whatever they want...I know Cuba is a small country but still. I hate Castro more than anything but diplomacy is the answer and not brute force.

i agree with you

+ginnelle gerald I agree, and on top of that, I didn't understand what the guy was afraid of. He mentioned Russia and Venezuela, but hasn't Cuba had the ability to deal with those countries all this while?

Was thinking exactly that. In Bill's most episode he had a nice montage of him saying Trump will not leave if he loses he gets he's nailed that one as well.

And most ny ers with a brain knew who trump was/is .

He's been right about 99% of everything for the past 10+ years.

Laurie Gough this is 2022 he WAS Right !!!!!!

Bil bill bill, said to the tune of marsha marsha marsha. Its gotten pretty serious. Nov 2022

lol

+exzander Spinning back fist that legislation.

+exzander Lol looked just like him. Wanderlei would heavily struggle in a conversation like this.

+exzander LOL

+john smith I think the British show Question Time.& the Australian show Big Questions are somewhat similar in terms of format.

Holy shit ... Whit hurricane Katrina. I just sharted.

+John Norris tonight was a great show!

Maybe you are a moron that makes no sense

Not really. Trump was bad for blacks as well as poorer whites

+Sharon Rants Well, yes. If you call what Americas has a democracy. Remember how Bush won the presidency? Superdelegates?

👏👏👏👏👏

It’s the most strangest thing

I mean its okay to want to help your neighbor fix his house when your house is broken, is it not? Especially considering the U.S. has the resources to do both it just needs the will to stop being idiots and become a first world country again. For instance right now it is our duty as Americans to wear a mask in public, yet there are morons who refuse to do it

Very profound Sharon.

***** That date moving, the delegate/super delegate thing, the crazy shaped districts, all make people from outside think that american elections are a "hoax" (almost). Its "denying votes", yes it may be within the law, but man the law is a bit crazy. [From Portugal]

Senator, Secretary of State, president, governor, Supreme Court justice, attorney general, the list goes on and on of non regular citizens

+Professicchio right on the money

We torture terrorists while the Cuban government tortures its citizens.

+Young Dre torture does not work at all for intel. it's useless. you can torture anyone and get any answer you'd like. if it's used for anything, is to falsely blame a group with tortured confessions.

Young Dre Your idea of 'citizen' is someone else's idea of 'terrorist', I don't give a fuck about either definition, if the Gitmo prisoners had actually commited any crime they'd be on trial by now but they don't have a single shred of evidence against them, they are being held simply on 'suspicion' and 'national security' grounds, the exact same crap that repressive regimes pull in order to imprison their own citizens, the fact these are not even US's own citizens makes it even worse. And at least Cuba hasn't stolen someone else's soil in order to deal with their own shit.

@@Professicchio Guantanamo was not 'stolen'. It was leased. ;-)/s

+Oscar Rodriguez LOL funny!

+Nnvy G He's not the worst conservative guest by far. Steven Moore, on the other hand...

+Nnvy G He was actually right on many of the issues he spoke on. Don't get bent out of shape because he isnt liberal. It seems like us liberals are possibly the biggest perpetrators of not wanting to hear opinions other than our own, at this point in time. Maher has him on for this very reason.

+R Sulli You are right, but what Nnvy was complaining about is how he says his arguments (in an annoying, pretentious way), not the arguments themselves

+Nnvy G You could also have just described Bill. Actually, neither are annoying. But apparently, you're bothered by someone who disagrees with you (and can actually articulate it).

+DScharts Guess I'm not hearing the pretentiousness. Salam is one the better conservatives out there precisely because he's in the east coast Buckley tradition (which you might call snobby)--NOT the lunatic Christian right movement a la Ted Cruz.

lucky you I have Ted Cruz for a senator

Damion jackson I really feel bad for you guys in Texas. He is such a smarmy self-serving ass. How did come into power when he is so disliked by a lot people? I am amazed.

Trump is sane, but a swine.

I fear for your definition of sanity

+DarkFuneraI Yes. I thought of a name for him- "choadfinger". But I don't think it will fly because not everyone knows what a "choad" is and not everyone knows that he doesn't want people to know he has short, fat, little fingers. So maybe I should stick with "Donald and the Stormtrumpers".

+valgehiir There is something seriously creepy about Cruz.

+zinzinzor zinzinzor He has this great combination of religious zealotry, rank bigotry, politician fakeness, and physical weirdness/repulsiveness. I don't know how he gets people to support him. Trump I can at least understand. But I really don't get the appeal of Cruz.

yep!

+behvac yes we should. Or at least it should be included as an option to keep the lines down

I couldn't agree more!!

+8osiris Yep and in Florida 12 years ago a guy name Ted Cruz helped steal the election in 2000. He told the guards on I-95 to throw all the paper votes with hanging chad out of the back of the Armored truck. Bush was only ahead by 800 votes. Good old Ted told the guards to just open the back door and let them fly. Over 100,000 votes for Gore. Bush gave good old Ted a job. No I will not stand in line for 5 hours when they talk about getting elected for 2 years. Only give you 1 day to vote. The people get hacked all the time by the 1% of the voters.

+behvac This is why we have early voting so that not everyone has to go and vote on election day.

Only if you're convicted of a felon which is a serious crime. Most related to drugs now are only if you're a multiple time offender or a big drug dealer, not a little side thing like what Bill said

BULLSHIT!

+Trish Stclair I'm afraid he's just as bought as Clinton.

Fuck sake, do your research you clowns. Booker is nothing like Sanders, he is a bought out politician who knows how to talk like Sanders whilst predominantly making the wealthy wealthier.... ie Clinton.

+Macro X exactly Marco. People need to do their research before they anoint these politicians

+Macro X yup!

+Johnny Sunshine LOL! I was thinking the same thing. Someone take that cup away. I think it's a nervous prop-- something to do as soon as he stops talking he has to do something else.

+Johnny Sunshine There's actually water in them.

+Morgan Reutter ...and with Hitch, there was alcohol.

RationallyMe Yes, yes there was. I still remember when he flicked off the crowd....hilarious.

Morgan Reutter LOL...yes!

+Anaudopseudopodepanaps Solamente Taxi drivers make more than Doctors....Cuba. I agree Cuba has some strengths especially supplying medical care & education, but the governments complete control of wages, newspaper, and internet is destroying them. Plus their medical schools and practices are currently underfunded because Cuba relied heavily on the Soviet Union for cash. But I do applaud Cuba for having the most doctors per population ration. They actually loan their doctors out to other countries for Oil & resources.

+oterenceo He's actually in NeverNever Land.

Yeah.. it sure sounds like he lives in a fairy tale. He reminds me of a Social Justice Warrior. The thing he's got going for him is he can make a living off shooting his mouth off. Lucky him.

oterenceo Someone should hire you and me! :o)

LoL. Yeah...I think we can do a better a job than him. lol

"Those types" of shows - oh no you didn't! "Funny and intelligent" - what for a black man? Man those were some micro aggressive words to describe this African American male, and imply he's different and actually funny and smart...just messing with you relax.

@@robertpowers1045 yeah, but your point is spot on.

+Eric Bacon Another ironic comment. The US rounds up people who they think are enemies of the US and executes, tortures and imprisons them. Cuba has one of the best humanitarian aid projects in the world. Brought down apartheid South Africa, people in Cuba have free healthcare and education, an incredible scientific community, has a higher literacy rate than the US, better infant mortality, house ownership, etc. Has Cuba problems? Of course, it does, some quite terrible. But the US has no right to complain about Cuba. The US has invaded, funded dissidents, sought to start revolutions, sought to assassinate the Cuban leaders hundreds of times, and so on. Cuban dissidents, in Cuba, are in US mainstream media every single day. Why haven't they been killed?

***** If you think all those people in Gitmo are terrorists, you haven't been paying attention. Get off Fox News.

***** Not an argument. Some of the brightest thinkers were anarchists. Chomsky, Orwell, Goldman, etc. But not the point. You're a 12 year old moron. Probably read 1 Hitchens book and think you have the world figured out.

***** You're embarrassing yourself. You had to google him too. Moron.

+Doris OK White people scramble...SQUIRREL!!

+Mr Snow Its not an obvious thing to say nor is it racist to say that an observation is interesting. Stop trying to make what he said negative. I didn't even take it as a joke, it was more like he said what was on his mind and it happened to be kind of funny.

+Doris OK he's average.. not particularly bright.

***** Bought and paid for, vick3rd,, bought and paid for, like some tenth rate developing nation. Yopu may not likee to hear it, but that is ok. It's a painful message.

+vick3d I forgot to add: you fucktard. I think that is how goons communicate these days, right? You shit-eating, shriveled dong. Have a nice day. And go to hell, because you are ignored.

+Fiasco Do you also think and talk as fast? He doesn't have an Indian accent, but I think I may have figured out why Americans feel that the subcontinent, Indian accent is so funny. Many of these immigrants tend to retain a very thick accent in spite of their characteristic mastery of English which runs counter to what we observe in immigrants from other societies and with different languages who eventually lose their accents. Schwarzenegger may be an exception, but pretty sure he's been coached to retain his accent even as he has mastered English, and consistent with this theory, most of us think his accent is funny. Ironically, the many Americans who "don't talk as good American" as these immigrants, are the real butts of the joke.

+WesleyLocust Salam was born here so of course he wouldn't have an accent or at least one that is noticeable. Accents are hard to get rid of since you learn the best when you are very young and languages are learned at young age so transitioning to a new language and dialect at an older age is difficult that is why many immigrants have thick accents whether it be people from Indian subcontinent or Europeans (including the British) and frankly everyone. The children of those immigrants usually lose the accent. Even those immigrants who study hard to are in a formal American environment, they tend to lose their accent eventually. The Indian subcontinent accent is funny because well, it's different, they usually learned British-English and combine that with American it's a hot mess I guess. As far as I know, I don;t think I have a deep accent.

+WesleyLocust What about Henry Kissenger?

right! lmao

+BioTechKnowledgey he got it right the first time

that was a joke. he doesn't support Ted either. lol

+Vanneker Note that no one was laughing like it was a joke. I doubt he'd go out of his way to hang a banner of Ted Cruz, make a hat saying "better Ted than dead", and go on a 5 minute rant saying one thing, just so he can say the exact opposite thing (with no comedic set up by the way - another sign it was not a joke), which comes off just confusing. If you were right, that would mean that he went back on everything he just said while wearing a hat that says the opposite. Common now, you have to be smarter than that. We all know he doesn't support Ted. Thanks for stating the obvious. The fact that you feel you need to say that and add a "lol" tells me you are likely not thinking very deep on this. Part of my point was that Bill does this kind of stuff all the time, which, if you were someone who doesn't miss an episode, like myself, you would have to admit is true. You may believe it was a calculated move, but fans of Real Time that watch every week have come to expect Bill to fuck up from time to time in the way he says things. It has nothing to do with intent, it's a pattern of mistakes, often with unfortunate timing. Then again, this is a youtube comments section and I'm wondering why I'm explaining this to someone who is going to believe whatever they want. Sound reasoning usually has no place in youtube comment section conversations, so I'll leave my comments at that.

+2ruthfox82 Not really, Bernie Sanders has talked about that in the last year, and many times in the past; Sanders is the only one who introduced legislation that will end the private prison industry and give back some of the rights of former prisoners that were unjustly stripped away. www.ontheissues.org/2016/Bernie_Sanders_Crime.htm

+Steven Patrick Stone No only YOU can save yourself!

Oh

+Mikkel Gjester That would be something you'd have to talk to Time Warner about. Time Warner owns HBO and are one of the 6 corporations that own every TV channel you watch. Edited to add: Time Warner donated nearly $600,000 to Hillary Clinton's campaign which explains why Bill Maher and any panel rarely bring up Bernie Sanders even after Bill Maher "endorsed" Sanders. Food for thought.

Uhm yeah...sure, i did not ask about that other stuff though:p

+Absolute Immunity im sure he knows someone he could tell :p

+Nancy Mesek He's not sane. I think he may be retarded. Seriously what is his fucking argument? 50 years of toughness by my country(USA) has only hurt the 11 million Cuban citizens. We should apologize to them for our behavior. They would for sure be a free democratic country by now if we hadn't held them back with this stupid blockade. In 20 years this will be remembered as one of Obama's best moves as president.

There in lays the FUCKING problem with these people. always look at what's wrong in OTHER countries!!

+Nancy Mesek Exactly! And Bill should have called him on that. After all, the US has more people in prison than any other country-2.2 million people.

+zinzinzor zinzinzor, Don't introduce facts, into this discussion!

+zinzinzor zinzinzor Look at AZ. If that isn't blatant voter suppression, I don't know what is. I just watched The Humanist Report where not only did they go from 200 to 60 polling stations, there were bomb scares that closed polls & shut don phones. Fucking embarrassing.

well we have the Republican party which currently control half of the government, they believe college education should be a luxury item instead of a standard item. so to answer your question, free education is not going to happen any time soon as long as Republican have power. so you better hope your family is rich, or pick up a low income job and start saving money, or take out a loan and hope you will succeed.

***** - I disagree! Hey, I am a "YUGE" supporter/fan of Bill Maher's, and I am not "out to get him"! Quite to the contrary! To be fair, I will watch this segment again. Still, Bill does seem to be hung up on the Islamic religion and its "immense, inherent evil-causing dogma”. The Christians are much smarter about/with their "evil acts". Just because they don't kill large groups of people in a single act, does NOT mean their pathology is any less deadly, harmful or pervasive. It can be compared to mass gun murders versus daily, single murders by gun. The mass murders garner all the attention, horror and headlines. But they account for only a small percentage of "gun murders". The daily, single murders are FAR more costly in just about EVERY category, but they get little to NO national media coverage. "Out of media site, out of American's minds"!

+Kitmatic the worse part is no one in the panel question it, shows how's it's a norm in Washington. and the establishment wonders why people have major mistrust to the government

they were one of the only ones that spoke against War on Drugs