Realistic American Truck Simulator 

new big rig over the road racing update just dropped boys

I love the fact how they were saying that $4 per gallon was expensive... if only they knew what the future held in store

As an American I can confirm that trucks are capable of driving through solid matter

"OH no, they sapped 0.001% of my bank account" -billionaires after committing 72 crimes

Random fun game dev fact, the really weird stretched headlights thing is because some developer in his infinite genius decided to use whats called Vertex lighting, where you calculate the lighting per vertex on the 3d models instead of the modern standard of Pixel lighting, where lighting is calculated per pixel on the screen. Vertex lighting can look okay if its a room with a static light, and enough vertices to make it look decent, something which early 2000's games did because its better on performance, but they did it on open fields, today, with barely any vertices...

To quote my late Grandpa you gotta keep on trucking even through tough barriers

The lore of the game is that America initiated a nuclear war and 600 years later the survivors are picking up the pieces in an ongoing nuclear winter.

0:59 I can't believe nobody noticed that Montana, Idaho, and Wyoming have merged together into one mega-state.

Oh my god I remember playing this game on my ipad. There were fines for skipping weigh stations and running lights but we solved it by just driving on the opposite side of the road. Also the mobile version definitely had multiplayer.

8:00 Damn, They actually predicted the current gas prices.

In today's episode of ValeGear: Vale does cocaine. My truck goes 2 mm/every time my wife cheats on me and the subjects smoke a fat one.

“I actually did throw up in my mouth a bit from laughing so hard” - Valefisk are you okay? Why do you pee and throw up so easily?

This game is either a fever dream made by someone from the most remote most impoverished part of the former Soviet Union or someone's beautiful shitpost game and either way it's goddamn amazing!

27:57 "I don't recognize the bodies in the tunnel" Absolutely amazing commentary.

15:50 the airport with: • 2 Metroliners • 2 Skyhawks • 0 runways • 1 prison guard tower

@27:45 Given all the "quality" of the rest of the game, I am legitimately surprised the rain was stopped going through a short tunnel.

*phases through rock* "Woah watch out those trees are solid!" Masterpiece.

"This is not gonna be a normal video" You played chess against yourself and ended up using Poker and Nukes, we dont expect a normal video.

The police officer is literally a stuffed scarecrow designed to make drivers slow down

I think the reason why the map is so messed up is because they made the game world first and then made the map for it, so they had to put the cities on the map exactly where they appeared in the game world, leading to that mess.

That's a completely accurate map of North America; trust me

I like how they gave you the option to have it "carrer". Would be better to have a "carrest" option too though. Driving games need options for the amount of car and this game has it.

21:03 fun fact, those are supposed to be overground heating pipes, and they do that up/down thing in Real Life too because of thermal expansion! here in germany they are pretty common

" *American* truck simulator" Available locations: Winnipeg, Montreal, Mexico City. Is America planning a bit of an... expansion? Should I be worried?

I started laughing when some one said “try reversing quickly” I completely understood that reference

Now you can do Big Rigs, maybe you could compare the two with a panel of judges and discover which one is "better"

the map at the start is accurate, it represents the average american's knowledge in geography

At 15:50 that is obviously the Ion Canon the rebels used on Hoth in episode V.

This game is almost as good as Disney's Treasure Planet for Playstation!

Mom can I have American Truck Simulator? No, we have American truck simulator at home. _American Truck Simulator at home:_

To be fair, there is a Vancouver, WA. It is a suburb of Portland that is on the other side of the Colombia river.

Actually played this on my phone like last year, feels like a fever dream watching this video, basically my experience lmao

thank you man, im in a bad situation mentally and this helped

Vale's best videos are with his crew. Lynx, Maivi and Novel are funny AF

I don't know what's more impressive, the fact that this video is half an hour long, or the fact that I watched the full thing

God ive been binge watching your entire youtube channel and its such a fun channel, i cant wait to watch this one. U guys are funny , keep up valefisk :)👍🏻

"Realistic American Truck Simulator"? R.A.T.S.? Are we gonna celebrate a birthday bash?

i love the thought that this is some messed up world that is so broke the US has one taxidermized police officer to keep the speed limit enforced on one road

I love how they ran out of room and so just put New York right where Philly would be

Working just well enough to be barely playable, while also having an extreme amount of hilarious glitches. 10/10 game of the year right here

"American Truck Simulator" creator of game messing up city locations. yeah seems fitting.

No longer is he content to simply piss himself, now he's throwing up in his own mouth. I shudder to imagine the end point of this troubling trend

if i remember correctly, this game has a glitch were the acceleration of the truck is infinite in reverse. I recall reading that some one surpassed light speed after reversing for a hour

As an American truck driver I endorse this game as totally 1% accurate and am Definitely not being held hostage by the dev

1:02 Interesting alternate history scenario. Clearly Canada has eaten the New England Area, the northern plains, and the Cascadia region while the Dutch probably retained the colony new Netherlands in modern day New York State, causing the British to have to set their “New York” name down in the next best place, on the Chesapeake bay. Also Spain must’ve done some wacky shit with their colonies, which were most likely kept by them as were many others. The USA must’ve rose much later in this world compared to in our timeline. The Gulf of Mexico apparently doesn’t exist either, so the tectonic plates are different too. Blessed or cursed alternate history scenario? You pick. Also 15:54 IS ACTUALLY an accurate depiction of the average American muscle car driver trying to show off.

18:23 Ah yes, the famous Albuquerque space-time rift.

I hope if the creator of this game ever sees this video, they won’t be upset. Cause yeah we’re making fun of it but it’s also insanely funny and funny to see what can happen. Also it was prolly only made by one person and it’s kinda crazy how much game there is for a small game :]

The lights looked so weird because they were using vertex lighting instead of per pixel lmao. That is GOOOOOFY

I love how they accurately put the U.S. Capitol Building in our capital city, New York City

Its like the big rigs over the road racing of the modern era. Except with functioning slopes, birdges, AI, grammer and a maximum reverse speed that doesn't exceed the speed of light.

This was such a blast to watch, from start to finish. This really was the gift that keeps on giving.

“You reviewed this game on September 11, 2021” “Carrer” After these two I already know we’re in for something.

I love how the devs didn't even try to not make it look like a copy of American truck simulator.

Its been so long since a video literally made me cry tears of laughter. Just...amazing.

Ought to check out, "Big Rigs Over the Road Racing" if you want the definitive trucker experience

"Daddy, Daddy, I wanna play American Truck Simulator!" "We have American Truck Simulator at home!" American Truck Simulator at home:

I know nobody cares, but at 15:00 that's Snails House playing on Rhythm faintly in the background, one of my fav. artists. Heavily recommend and hopefully helping whatever rando out there is searching for a source.

Fun fact : There actually is a Vancouver in Washington. So hey, they got that one right! Sorta...

"Mom, can we have american truck simulator?" "No, we have american truck simulator at home" American truck simulator at home:

The Vancouver one makes me die because it’s semi accurate. There’s a city in southern Washington called Vancouver too lol

A worthy spiritual sequel to Big Rigs. You are winner.

Can confirm, Chicago is right next to NYC and we often have turf wars.

Arguably Vale’s greatest video of all time

Can you get a mission, teleport to the location, and complete it without driving? I feel like that would be so damn funny if that's the case

1:28 *We did it, guys! We won the war with Canada and took all of their important cities!* *Sound the battle cry: MURICA!*

This is either a scam or the greatest parody on Steam

33:40 Nice going, you insulted the sun and it left.

no pistol shots in road rage accidents, not american enugh.

"Why are the gas prices so expensive?". I wish those prices were a joke :(

Radio: "We warn about a lunatic on the wrong side of the road." Vale: "A lunatic!? There are hundreds of them!"

I think the weird headlight behavior is because the headlights are a gourad light source, which uses gradients between polygon verticies. This works fine when you are in an environment with small and regularly spaced polygons, not so much in wide open spaces that are trying to use as few polygons as possible.

1:44 you know the game is good when a word is in the wrong tense and lots of words are misspelled.

I love how some of the game actually works like the car ai

I could imagine a desert bus video would be top tier

"Can we add the minecraft cave noise in post?" Me, vaguely aware of what's being said while playing minecraft: "....Why are there cave noises in the sky?"

As a New Mexican and an Albuquerque resident, 18:37 I can confirm that Albuquerque really looks like that.

The actual game description on steam "Travel across USA as king of the roads, where you are a trucker who delivers important cargo across impressive distances! USA Truck Simulator offers everything a trucker’s heart desires!" not to mention it's part of a bundle called "Success Games #2"

It wont be long until Vale plays every truck simulator for each country

My father was a trucker in the USA. I lost him to the infinite out of bounds );

cant believe colorado has conquered utah and replaced our capitol with denver 2

This is literally the greatest spin-off of American truck simulator😂

Well the successor of Big Rigs. How splendid.

Good ol' glitchy simulator games.

This is the funniest shit im fucking drooling because i cant stop laughing

Ive really gotten into your content since youve done all of these videos. way more then your old stuff the rigged geo guesser tournament i loved the best. One day well get around the world in 80 toilets one day

i like how vale is confused/amused by the fact that he has to use the reverse gear to go in reverse

This was the most terrifying experience; very realistic

I like how for a second one of them acted briefly shocked that Vancouver was in Washington when there is a Vancouver in Washington (just north of Portland Oregon so its actually too far north but I do realize that the game probably meant Vancouver Canada)

That is very cool my friend. Very epic. Very simulating.

"One day I caved..." 9/11 20th anniversary 🤔 A coincidence, I'm sure.

26:51 Average Canadian Highway 8 months of the year.

ITS TRUCK MONTH!!!!

amazing video

oh dear, you made me shed a tear or two tooo hillarious

I think the most unrealistic thing was when Albuquerque had sky scrapers. Like seriously. Look at the down tow of Albuquerque. There's like 3 building taller than 10 stories

I'm gonna tear up, this is the greatest looking game, alr 2 seconds in the video, let's goo

Why do i feel like this would be even better vr

8:07 considering recent events this joke is even funnier

The official driving simulator for SWIFT transportation.

"I gotta say, this really does re-create America." then gets fined not even 5 seconds later, really does feel like America