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The Linguistic Symbolism of “Corona”
Today we discuss 3 fascinating aspects of male reproductive anatomy.
To begin, let's consider a cross-section (a horizontal slice) of the male member. From this view, there are three prominent cylindrical chambers. The two larger erectile tissue chambers are adjacent to one another and the 3rd smaller chamber which carries the urethra sits slightly below and in between the 2 formerly mentioned.
So it looks like this
/ (O) (O) \
\ o /
no no... not a joke. It's just terrible ASCII art.
Of course, I'm interested in the mystical manifestation of this and most things. And that is... you will find the same EXACT three-cylinder presentation when you look at a cross-section of a BANANA!
FASCINATING! The cross-section of a penis and banana are incredibly similar!
And it’s not like the outsides...
aren’t similar...
NEXT. Let's consider the name of one prominent penile vessel, "The Deep Dorsal Vein." The word "dorsal" refers to the back of the body (like a dorsal fin on a dolphin). However, when the penis is flaccid, this vein is clearly on the frontal view.
The definition of "Anatomical Position" is: Standing, arms by the side, palms facing forward. And this position is of MAJOR importance because it is the reference position for all anatomical nomenclature.
The conclusion is inevitable.
The deep dorsal vein was named... with the penis in the erect position.
I bet you never thought the old school Hippocratic anatomists were so wild.
NEXT
Before I knew of the Mexican brewed beer or a virus that came from camels, cats, and bats...I learned that "corona" was the name for the rounded projected border around the circumference of the glans penis.
Or, the edge formed at the bottom of the head...
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^ (where the arrow is pointing)
The evolutionary function of the penile corona is to act as a shovel and remove competition sperm from the female reproductive tract.
Which is obviously a function of wild multi partnered breeding rituals.
And going back far enough... multi-species breeding rituals.
But I digress...
In conclusion
eh hmm
the climax
As the male reproductive anatomy and corresponding viral naming would suggest
IMHO, what we are seeing here in 2020...
with the "Corona" virus
is most likely
Just the tip
....
For those paying attention to the last 3 blogscriptions...
Bat Virus = Shamanic Death
Lung Symbology = Grieving Loss
Corona = Just the beginning
It’s time to evolve.
And I keep washing my hands thinking "is there a better way?"
So I asked the oracle and she tells me there is a disinfectant better than handwashing with soap and surface scrubbing with whatever.
Ultra-Violet LIGHT
That's right. They’ve been selling UV air filters, lamps, and toothbrush cleaners for years. The evidence is well established. And the experts believe the novel Rona of today is NOT IMMUNE to UV light.
One problem
UV-C wavelength of 256 nanometers is extremely dangerous to human skin and eyes.
Enter David Brenner Ph.D and director of the Center for Radiological Research at Columbia University Medical Center.
Dave was out with his crew of BA's after profing one of his radiation biophysics classes and was all like "whada ya think about killing microscopic pathogens with a 222 nanometer krypton-bromine excimer photon beam?'
Response: "Dude... that's epoch"
Quite literally a viral lightsaber.
It’s the future.
They’ll hang these lights in airports, malls, waiting rooms.
But as Louis CK says
“OF COURSE... but maybe”
Of course, the first skin safe, microscopic pathogen killing UV light is a good thing.
but maybe... just maybe...
this is how the zombie apocalypse begins...
Because the skin is covered with good bacteria. Synergistic species that communicate with our immune system, coordinating efforts and responses against dangerous pathogens. Will the light kill them as well?
I ordered one to find out for myself
Before we run out of characters I've got one more comment regarding male genitals
WHY WHY WHY do we use this terminology as an insult?
I mean, calling someone a "dic" is not insulting the person... it's insulting the member.
As if a "dic" is a bad thing? What dishonor!
Plus, it doesn't even make sense.
If a man is being insensitive, why do we compare him to THE MOST SENSITIVE part of a man's body???
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Shout out to Dr. Clarence Gonstead who recently commented on one of my videos "I remember when chiro was about more than ...yoga pants... cute girls... thumbnails etc"
That's just the corona, Clarence... look deeeeper!
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May God help you if this is the first time reading one of my descriptions
4999/5000
12 сен 2024
