Tbh this is a very bad deck , literally almost every deck can easily counter it (gy, logbait, E giant , miner control) even x-bow You can't spell cycle either. I would suggest you take WB and play with EQ or something.
I have a idea how to bait a log to activate the dash of the royal guards evolution. Like, if you make the opponent use a log in a dart goblin or a ice spirit, gang or other card, and in the moment when he uses the log you put the royal guards to take the shields down and make a dash? (Its just a idea that a had now) Sorry if i have commited a misunderstand in my writing, my english is bad af.
Yo I have been playing this for a while it’s very fun you should try it out! It’s a twist on remi elis deck(very much like the one you are playing here), where you use the sparky and goblin drill to replace the building and it creates powerful counter pushes (it’s a dual liner) :D Knight spear goblins Law breakers Tornado Log Magic archer Goblin drill Sparky
I don't know if it's as broken as you say, but I beat this deck, and I ate it with legs with one that I created. It may be that the player I got was not as professional as you. P.s: I don't even give one.