Red vs. Blue - Biting The Hand | Rooster Teeth

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About Red vs. Blue:
In the distant future, two groups of soldiers battle for control of the least desirable piece of real estate in the known universe: a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.
Show Notes:
Since this is Halo, no hands really get bitten. Sorry we scared you for a second there.
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@maikai196 9 лет назад

"That's gay." - Donut

@willbrack7069 9 лет назад

How's it gay?

@Alliewolf-nk1wi 10 лет назад

Caboose: and horrible meanness Church: no that's all natural

@TheLastSpartan138 10 лет назад

Donut: "Wait, She's not dead, she's just naked!" Grif: "What?" Donut: "TAKE A SCREENSHOT TAKE A SCREENSHOT!!!!"

@saraholivier1349 10 лет назад

that was Simmons who said it "TAKE A SCREENSHOT TAKE A SCREENSHOT!!!!"

@FlygonN129 12 лет назад

The bit with the Freelancers sets up a huge shock for the season nine finale! Can't wait til season ten.

@icianthea 14 лет назад

And thus, a solid story line starts forming. I love you Rooster Teeth! I love you too, Vic!

@CommanderS7 9 лет назад

Are you programmed to lie? ... ... No...

@Fixxate 9 лет назад

Oh come fucking on! Computers beating me again...

@OFFiCIALFiFaPrOzZzZ 10 лет назад

"Lying is such a shisno concept, I mean human concept" I couldn't stop laughing at that part xD

@infernodelta70 10 лет назад

At least Gary wasn't lying when he said he'd stop saying shisno.

@michaelandreipalon359 2 года назад

Church: "You're a computer! I thought computers can't lie!" Gary/Gamma: "They can if they are programmed to lie. Church again: "Were you programmed to lie?" Gary/Gamma again: "...No."

@hannah48844 10 лет назад

Something fishy is going on, and it is not Tucker's kid.

@idontcarewhatthenameis3964 10 лет назад

it is amazing that this is on netflix

@MrCamno 10 лет назад

Only the first 5 episodes though.

@idontcarewhatthenameis3964 10 лет назад

no each episode is like one season

@Paur 10 лет назад

This is on NETFLIX? Congrats, RoosterTeeth. You made it.

@JstCallMeZo 10 лет назад

Doc is getting it in with Griff's sister (; lmfao

@lSilentbatl 9 лет назад

The ending with Simmons when donut says she's not dead she's naked and Simmons says Quick take a screen shot was just hilarious

@SuperIllusiveman 13 лет назад

Caboose- " What about the second after that?" Tex- " Can I kill him?" Church- " No, I'm saving him in case we ever need him for food." Yep, that last line killed me. I am now dead.

@TKane001 12 лет назад

"the only thing i need to do is stay red and die." epic line :)

@lilprplebnny 15 лет назад

i got 1-4 on dvd, i need to tart getting the rest now, lol, took me 2 1/2 hours to watch season 5. Each seasons like a movies length! i absolutely love red vs blue

@PS1Mad3This 12 лет назад

Tex: "Can i kill him?" Church: "No, I'm saving him in case we ever need him for food." XD

@GargleOnDeez 15 лет назад

Tex: "One second he was here, and the next he was gone." Caboose: "What about the second after that?" Tex: "Can I kill him?" Church: "No I'm saving him in case we ever need him for food" LOL

@lethalbee 14 лет назад

Seriously, this is geniuos work! They should make a real comedy show...

@myketheartista5206 10 лет назад

Loved that ending

@Kyle-fy1tb 10 лет назад

lol "Gotta go see ya la vista"

@JesterC88 14 лет назад

Tex: One second he was there and the next he was gone. Caboose: What about the second after that? Tex: Can I kill him? Church: No, I'm saving him in case we ever need him for food.

@TheNukeMuffin 12 лет назад

"Take a screenshot, take a screenshot!" That is most straight thing Donut has ever said.

@geargrinder87 11 лет назад

There's only one explanation: Through the mysterious force known as Space Magic, Church and Tex bonded with their robot bodies and turned organic. They are now alive again.

@mandoverdes 15 лет назад

Roosterteeth has only released this to the public today, despite the upload date. They have kept it private until now, and this is all the views it has

@DoubleTAPityTAP 12 лет назад

I like how junior talks

@atrane365 11 лет назад

Doc, that has to be the LONGEST, ahem, "physical", ever.

@sertorrhenclegane 13 лет назад

@dinocubfan I've seen it. It's just that every time they bring up the time travel experience to everyone, they get that evasive tone of voice.

@kingkirby333 15 лет назад

"take a screen shot take a screen shot!" Lol

@tritonus411 13 лет назад

@PPKDude852 I think they explain that it was all an elaborate scenario created by the freelancer program. They never really went to the future, they were just put into a new training scenario for the freelancers.

@danielsutton8169 11 лет назад

Simmons: Let's finish this fight later. Master Chief: Excuse me?

@robojo12 13 лет назад

Chruch: were you programed to lie? Gary: ........ No

@corey7399 11 лет назад

In the first episode of RvB, Grif mentions Master Chief and the Covenant but that was before a legit plot/storyline was developed

@bugoy111 14 лет назад

yake a screenshot take a screen shot is the best line there to me no offense sarge lol

@lethalbee 14 лет назад

@riopieboy hah! it's called Red vS Blue!! but jokes aside; what I really meant was a show that would air on tv, with 20 min episodes instead of the 5 minutes we get now.

@roverandom93 14 лет назад

Donut: "That's gay". Excellent timing!

@TheKeller101 10 лет назад

Donut: Oh look she's not dead she's just naked Somewhere off in the distance "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow"

@SnowCapProductions 13 лет назад

Nice, a shark week ad. for "biting the hand"

@101tongan 13 лет назад

YAAAAAAAAAAYYY 10 EPISODES AND NOT 1 AD

@Chipinators 15 лет назад

Ha ha ha "oh she's not dead she's naked!" "quick take a screenshot!" ha ha ha

@nobodysman143 12 лет назад

Last 40 seconds = EPIC LUULZ xD

@Red24DryBones 15 лет назад

take a screen shoot! take a screen shot! LOL

@MegaLlamalord 14 лет назад

this episode makes so much more sense after you watch reconstruction.

@gomezz34 14 лет назад

actually, the white armor is wyoming, who's current ai is o'malley, who has told gary to join him so there's 2 ai (o'mally and gary) inside the white wyoming.

@EEproductions4 15 лет назад

loved the ending

@BladeLigerV 13 лет назад

i love this show

@ThePokemonfan365 13 лет назад

"Were you programmed to lie" *long pause* "No"

@Goldendriger 12 лет назад

Is it weird that at the time people being all shadowy and watching on monitors was creepy, but now makes total sense, given what happens later?

@disedoo06 14 лет назад

Vick: Hey dude!!!! lol

@ChildOfChaos07 14 лет назад

Tex: Can I kill him? Church: No. I'm saving him in case we ever need him for food. Loflz

@ScorpionMeta 11 лет назад

Actually, in a later episode they show the halo ring in the sky at blood gulch, which means that it actually is on the halo ring.

@frogjedi4 15 лет назад

Jesus Christ! You scared me! I thought someone was going to bite my hand.

@PantryRaider 15 лет назад

"Can I kill him?" "No, I'm saving him if we need food."

@SandsOfTime1238 14 лет назад

1:48 hey thats my hosue phones ring tone!!!

@KymearaMC 10 лет назад

Its times like this is sish that there was a model for those certain scenes

@catbuster101 13 лет назад

Awww, Grif may be annoying but he does protect Sister.

@rappter55 14 лет назад

Take a screen shot, TAKE A SCREENSHOT! Lol

@tigerslayerxxx 11 лет назад

Shoutout to Portland!

@HGhasGatorade 15 лет назад

lol 4:20 Takes 1 to know 1 Donut xD

@chaoticvessal 11 лет назад

No one wants to talk to Church on the phone. lol

@atndybeach 15 лет назад

"Can I kill him?" .."I'm saving him encase we run out of food"

@MidwayWuzzupman 15 лет назад

I'd take that screen shot ASAP

@Sayakuun 12 лет назад

No, I'm keeping him in case we ever need food.

@fletchj2016 11 лет назад

4:45 there is smoke next to donut.

@January_Silence 12 лет назад

Simmons: TAKE A SCREEN-SHOT! TAKE A SCREEN-SHOT!! (lol :P)

@HerkleTheHoboKing 14 лет назад

@DeanNickChase he didnt show up until out of mind which was after season 5 or during season 5 not entirely sure

@dmannjoval7970 12 лет назад

red vs blue is awasome

@SamFisher147 13 лет назад

Church: "You're a computer. I thought computers can't lie." Gary: "They can if they are programmed to lie." Church: "Were you programmed to lie?" Gary: "no..." Church: "***dammit!"

@lukethefluke7 12 лет назад

0:18 first time we hear about carolina here folks

@tuckin4u 12 лет назад

'We'll finish this fight later'... Halo campaign reference, all of that, right? Only just worked it out haha

@IRaysHD 13 лет назад

This show brings Physics to it's knee's. And when the fuck did Gary turn into Steven Hawkings?

@Bananwaffles 10 лет назад

Did they just make a reference to the forerunners?

@Zenith042 13 лет назад

hmm. notice how simmons is the only person that can make accurate guesses abbout the covenant/forerunners

@TheMaeyrl 13 лет назад

INVISIBLE MAGIC!

@navolas2 12 лет назад

I have a feeling we'll be finding that out in Season 10... hopefully...

@bickflick 11 лет назад

I read that in Sarge's voice and I'm sure alot of others did too.

@BiG_WhiP 15 лет назад

yay Geoff and Gus

@Nomad5334 13 лет назад

Church: Your a computer, I thought computers couldn't lie. Gary: They can if they are programmed to lie. Church: Were you programmed to lie? Gary: .................. No.

@Lynn760 14 лет назад

"That's gay." This cracks me up /every goddamned time/. XDDD

@DragonfameDracas 13 лет назад

I miss the comments they made about talking just looking like bobbing helmets before that got them sued for some reason.

@tyrell6357 12 лет назад

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA i fucking love caboose! ... he's like "how about bermuda??"

@MegaDragonWarrior1 12 лет назад

I am laughing so hard about griff and his sister

@TheEternalSpartan 12 лет назад

she was the memory of Allison, the director loved. Shes an A.I

@hellsquagga 14 лет назад

i love lamp

@mckeeca93 12 лет назад

wait...York is alive? I swore they said somewhere else that he was dead...ohhhh I hope they bring him in on season ten with church and the others. That character mash up would be worth the wait