If caboose is going berserk and said "I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS" that means the victim of the unhappiness eating will be REALLY happy because there is no more unhappiness in him, and caboose will be very sad because he ate all of the unhappiness in an entire person.
If the flag is gone who will lead us? Who will inspire us with their shiny pole? Who will flag us directions in battle? We are lost and the world as we knew it is gone from our eyes only to live in our memories as the days of salad and glory! Truly these are the of times! Repent! Repent!