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Redrawing A Map Of Europe To Offend As Many People As Possible 

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I just want to watch the Europe Burn
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@mrcolz9373
@mrcolz9373 3 года назад
In some alternative universe, someone is drawing the real European map and calling it offensive.
@curious_one1156
@curious_one1156 3 года назад
They are detailing it too much.
@randomguy-tg7ok
@randomguy-tg7ok 3 года назад
To be fair, the modern map of Europe would probably piss off basically every pre-WWI German. And every pre-WWI Hungarian.
@TheRibbonRed
@TheRibbonRed 3 года назад
Doesn't take an alternate universe for some random shmuck to find something normal as "offensive".
@HMN134
@HMN134 3 года назад
The real European map is already offensive to a lot of people in this universe.
@Polmaise1
@Polmaise1 3 года назад
@@HMN134 me
@luka-j-ovanovic
@luka-j-ovanovic 3 года назад
You should’ve labeled Italy as Romania because that’s where Rome is.
@GusThePrankster
@GusThePrankster 3 года назад
Yes
@leeuwengames315
@leeuwengames315 3 года назад
or the shoe on head
@somethingiguess8486
@somethingiguess8486 3 года назад
yes we call it Romania it’s not italy
@mono3033
@mono3033 3 года назад
Lol
@HurtmePlenty1993
@HurtmePlenty1993 3 года назад
Yea
@snail3
@snail3 2 года назад
British guy drawing funny straight lines on the map, trying to offend as many people as possible... I feel like i've seen this in history before...
@serafimbarbu7711
@serafimbarbu7711 2 года назад
Hmmm… _British Empire soundtrack starts playing_
@kremlinbasement7768
@kremlinbasement7768 2 года назад
It's time for Africa
@biponacci
@biponacci 3 года назад
I wasn’t offended until you capitalised the O in Isle of Wight
@granatapacifica
@granatapacifica 3 года назад
*_Why?_*
@ciaranmcdaid3488
@ciaranmcdaid3488 3 года назад
No I was offended by the first one (fuming irish noises)
@killerajtaylor3708
@killerajtaylor3708 3 года назад
isle of white, don't you see the colour on the map
@mattislindehag3065
@mattislindehag3065 3 года назад
aisle oF white
@muffinpieceyt
@muffinpieceyt 3 года назад
I'm offended by the location of the text °
@Old_Hickory_Jackson
@Old_Hickory_Jackson 3 года назад
*Tries to offend people *Ends up making them not take it seriously *Task failed successfully*
@TheAmazing1988
@TheAmazing1988 3 года назад
? (EDIT: I meant to put a period)
@GLiTX2527
@GLiTX2527 3 года назад
I swear, whenever I see a British person get pissed off, it’s when the UK is either now Ireland or it’s deleted from the map
@cokie4760
@cokie4760 3 года назад
@@GLiTX2527 or saying the uk isn't part of europe anymore because they left the eu
@chaddy9303
@chaddy9303 2 года назад
we really can't be mad
@f52_yeevy
@f52_yeevy 3 года назад
Americans be like: “There’s nothing wrong in here”
@stopmotionpro233
@stopmotionpro233 3 года назад
Looks like europe to me
@dogdrivedrifts
@dogdrivedrifts 3 года назад
They dont even know this exists lol
@flukz.z
@flukz.z 3 года назад
ESTONIA IS APPARENTLY FUCKING PORTUGAL NOW AND IM FUCKING PISSED
@wristypython64
@wristypython64 3 года назад
no americans thought europe was one country before they clicked on this video
@mariovidovic7709
@mariovidovic7709 3 года назад
I am European but i would like to see you try drawing, or even pointing out some American states..
@Zyphon
@Zyphon 3 года назад
This is what happens when your professor gets their "PhD" from a now-defunct online university with questionable credentials
@kewloof8362
@kewloof8362 3 года назад
lol
@thepowerful7593
@thepowerful7593 3 года назад
woah zyphon's here wasnt expecting that
@swedishhedgehog9178
@swedishhedgehog9178 3 года назад
Ay zyphon toycat gang
@Donald_Trump_2024
@Donald_Trump_2024 3 года назад
And also when they read non-concrete unreliable old and outdated sources because "WiKipEdIa Isn'T ReLiabLe!!1!!1!!!!"
@jaynespiby4628
@jaynespiby4628 3 года назад
I sub to u
@hhelina
@hhelina 3 года назад
i'm an estonian who for the past year or so has been dreaming of moving back to portugal, thank you for making it very easy for me
@mosupek
@mosupek 3 года назад
XDDD
@Redcliffe_
@Redcliffe_ 3 года назад
Lol
@Exoterminally
@Exoterminally 3 года назад
instead of offending people, he made them happy... *damn*
@thearousedeunuch
@thearousedeunuch 3 года назад
Feel free to visit Gibraltar in your spare time. :)
@danielkert-dev
@danielkert-dev 3 года назад
Tere
@becks9828
@becks9828 3 года назад
i just love how he just removed iceland like nothing happened
@alexc891
@alexc891 3 года назад
Queen Victoria called: She wants to hire you as the minister for colonies.
@AngelLovestovlog
@AngelLovestovlog 3 года назад
How-
@milchpackungszertreter6769
@milchpackungszertreter6769 3 года назад
Wha-
@somethingiguess8486
@somethingiguess8486 3 года назад
*B A D B O R D E R S*
@seelz1136
@seelz1136 3 года назад
@@AngelLovestovlog woah
@goncaloferreira6863
@goncaloferreira6863 3 года назад
@@milchpackungszertreter6769 love the username
@combrade-t
@combrade-t 3 года назад
A common misconception is that Finland is a country, Its actually a lake that is shared betweent Portugal, Jeromany, Minecraft, Norway, Sweeeeden, soviet russia, estonia and possibly ukraine. (Not entirely sure with Ukraine they may have given over their rights to Czechoslovakia in return for rights to the Baltic sea so they could better pressure russia into the union)
@turbosippycup
@turbosippycup 3 года назад
wtf is sweden? dont u mean IKEA?
@KovalikMusic
@KovalikMusic 3 года назад
Really?
@Soap.--
@Soap.-- 3 года назад
Fun fact: there are actually people who believes finland doesnt exist and its whole giant lake where japanese are fishing and are paying everyone to keep it secret
@turbosippycup
@turbosippycup 3 года назад
@@Soap.-- tbh doesnt surprise me, its kind of like the group that believed Australia was not real.
@STB4G
@STB4G 3 года назад
What's an estonia, i only know something that should be nordic
@sudenov6541
@sudenov6541 3 года назад
Austria is called Bavaria and it's placed in Czechia. Masterpiece.
@csaba9285
@csaba9285 3 года назад
How dare you? Not drawing the border between Gypsies and North Macedonia just because you don't want to get involved in the border disputes so you can dodge the negative comments.
@darkithnamgedrf9495
@darkithnamgedrf9495 3 года назад
Disgusting as everyone knows between Gypsies and north Macedonia is the unofficial country of Poland
@hummel6364
@hummel6364 3 года назад
@@darkithnamgedrf9495 I'm pretty sure you mean the Democratic People's Republic of Holland, mate.
@Lyenati
@Lyenati 3 года назад
@@hummel6364 as a North Korean I am severely offended by your comment
@SkateSka
@SkateSka 3 года назад
People have been trying to claim North Macedonia is a separate country, but they can't read this map let alone history.
@MinisterPresident
@MinisterPresident 3 года назад
@@hummel6364 give your live for freedom, join The Dutch Defence Force.
@rann808
@rann808 3 года назад
Toycat: starts typing Kosovo over the entire Balkans UN peacekeeping forces: *nervous sweating*
@RottenFlesh-we6nu
@RottenFlesh-we6nu 3 года назад
Lmao
@unifiedhorizons2663
@unifiedhorizons2663 3 года назад
They shoot them selves to stop ww3
@iLOVEbpENTERTAINMENT
@iLOVEbpENTERTAINMENT 2 года назад
im serbian and i can confirm that timbers have been shivered
@denouncing
@denouncing 2 года назад
@@iLOVEbpENTERTAINMENT Isto bre
@ОлексійКупранець
@ОлексійКупранець 2 года назад
Your abilities to be wrong while still technically being right so many times amaze me
@Kolateak_
@Kolateak_ 3 года назад
*Greece gets Constantinople but nothing else* A small price to pay for salvation
@ahmethakantozlu1389
@ahmethakantozlu1389 3 года назад
We saw what happened last time they had that little.
@igorswies5913
@igorswies5913 3 года назад
I thought he was gonna name that place Constantinople, and Turkey Kazachstan
@SyRZ
@SyRZ 3 года назад
@@ahmethakantozlu1389 1453
@knowhere9121
@knowhere9121 3 года назад
@@igorswies5913 I don’t mind Turkey being called Kazakhstan, although its a bit weird, we are Turkic brothers 🥰 (Im nor a nationalist btw)
@plarteey1316
@plarteey1316 3 года назад
@@igorswies5913 well I was thinking he would’ve named them Ottoman Empire but I think it would’ve been more hilarious to name it Kurdistan
@jpgeccho
@jpgeccho 3 года назад
can't believe he missed the perfect chance to label Denmark as "legoland"
@aarupmaaroos3764
@aarupmaaroos3764 3 года назад
I would consider that as a compliment rather an insult.
@ooo-mkpo
@ooo-mkpo 3 года назад
Denmark is pervertland. Because Lars von Trier
@TYsdrawkcaB
@TYsdrawkcaB 3 года назад
@@ooo-mkpo f
@eliasalx8585
@eliasalx8585 3 года назад
He could also have made Catalonia an independent country from Spain.
@canberranproductions2802
@canberranproductions2802 3 года назад
Missed a perfect opportunity to name Austria “Australia”
@Warrenbowser3
@Warrenbowser3 3 года назад
This looks like a map when people ask Americans to draw maps of Europe
@Luredreier
@Luredreier 3 года назад
@@spicynoodles1111 For what it's worth you'll find ignorant Europeans too.
@garis5345
@garis5345 3 года назад
@@spicynoodles1111 To be honest if someone told me to draw a map of the USA and to name those states, I wouldn't know much either.
@thefloppdontstop4405
@thefloppdontstop4405 3 года назад
I mean as a person from Europe naming and knowing the borders of the midlle east part is quite a scary thought
@Ditidos
@Ditidos 3 года назад
@@garis5345 Yeah, but I wouldn't be able to tell the german states either. That said, North American countries are relatively easy since there is like three or so.
@garis5345
@garis5345 3 года назад
@@Ditidos yeah countries for sure, but those 50 states of the USA? I could name maybe ten of them.
@hamanakohamaneko7028
@hamanakohamaneko7028 3 года назад
I literally thought he was going to name Austria "Australia"
@ruffedgrouse2711
@ruffedgrouse2711 3 года назад
I thought he would switch Portugal and Poland. I always make that mistake myself
@craftah
@craftah 3 года назад
@@ruffedgrouse2711 nobody makes that mistake
@ruffedgrouse2711
@ruffedgrouse2711 3 года назад
@@craftah i do
@christian9125abd
@christian9125abd 3 года назад
@@ruffedgrouse2711 switching slovakia and slovenia, he could have also made czechoslovenia
@paveldostal5105
@paveldostal5105 3 года назад
@@christian9125abd *laughs* *LAUGHS EVEN MORE*
@the1standroplanet927
@the1standroplanet927 3 года назад
8:13 I, as a Ukrainian am happy with the land you gave us
@suicidechr1st
@suicidechr1st 2 года назад
крым русский
@thingythesigma
@thingythesigma 2 года назад
@@suicidechr1st да мы восстановим советский союз товарищ
@lukaasofzo4579
@lukaasofzo4579 2 года назад
this aged well
@LegoMiniMovies
@LegoMiniMovies 3 года назад
This is just pure funny to watch, not so much offended as I am laughing.
@darkhero6303
@darkhero6303 3 года назад
Did I have a fucking stroke?
@Luredreier
@Luredreier 3 года назад
Pretty much. It was too bloody obviously silly to even get close to offensive. Although given how prone we Europeans are to get super offended that's probably just as well.
@darkhero6303
@darkhero6303 3 года назад
@@Luredreier you understood that?
@Jxydenhearts
@Jxydenhearts 3 года назад
@@Luredreier That doesn’t make any sense..
@KiwiBirdYes
@KiwiBirdYes 3 года назад
The kiwi approves.
@Ignisan_66
@Ignisan_66 3 года назад
As a Slovak I like this new Czechoslovakia. We finally have sea.
@dan_czk9446
@dan_czk9446 3 года назад
Moje slova
@timurkotulic3948
@timurkotulic3948 3 года назад
Súhlasím
@miro-profik-na-vsetko
@miro-profik-na-vsetko 3 года назад
Ale aké velké je to naše češko-slovensko sa my zdá že jabudol to mesto zvané uhorsko a bangladež
@KnigthMare69
@KnigthMare69 3 года назад
You don't have a sea but you have Peter Sagan soooooo.... we can make a deal
@BrickBrosAmbros45
@BrickBrosAmbros45 3 года назад
@@KnigthMare69 yea... we rather have the sea tho
@supersueca1
@supersueca1 3 года назад
As a Portuguese I actually liked our relocation. We can finally invade Minecraft with our viking ships and catapults!
@pedromarquespedromarques3995
@pedromarquespedromarques3995 3 года назад
O gajo mudou nos por causa do PIB, isso demonstra o quão atrasado Portugal é💀
@Echowhiskeyone
@Echowhiskeyone 3 года назад
"Isle of Wight"? How about Sexland. Wessex, Essex, Sussex, Middlesex, Nosex, Uppersex, Lowersex, Topsex, etc.
@geo8779
@geo8779 3 года назад
gross name but i agree
@Echowhiskeyone
@Echowhiskeyone 3 года назад
@@geo8779 I thought the same when I wrote it, but he did want to offend...
@KitKitsuneVixen
@KitKitsuneVixen 3 года назад
I think Nosex was named after me
@MakhalanyaneMotaung
@MakhalanyaneMotaung 3 года назад
sheepsex (traditional name for wales)
@leonelmateus
@leonelmateus 3 года назад
@@MakhalanyaneMotaung the hamlet of sheepsex in the county of cheapsex.
@Dheinamar
@Dheinamar 3 года назад
Surprisingly it seems that you’ve managed to insult both sides of Ukraine-Russia conflict
@ooo-mkpo
@ooo-mkpo 3 года назад
Право народа на самоопределение согласно резолюции ООН (я имею ввиду жителей Крыма). Если мы признаем Косово, тогда тем более должны признать и Крым, так как это равнозгачные вещи. (Google Translate from Russian to your language, please)
@Gimlalvwot
@Gimlalvwot 3 года назад
Сука я разозлился даже понимая что это все ирония Крым выделить в Россию ОДИН КРЫМ - РОССИЯ И все остальная Россия это Украина ахаха блять это очень раздражает
@Dheinamar
@Dheinamar 3 года назад
@@ooo-mkpo my language is Russian, no worries
@LDimno
@LDimno 3 года назад
@@ooo-mkpo Russia
@vladoshka9014
@vladoshka9014 3 года назад
@@Gimlalvwot Там же ещё Советская Россия есть, так что всё нормально.
@nhandinh7404
@nhandinh7404 3 года назад
Ukraine: I have all of Russia. Everyone: What did it cost? Ukraine: Crimea
@spacehawkreviewsvideos8262
@spacehawkreviewsvideos8262 3 года назад
Now redraw just the Middle East 😂
@Jake-nq8kp
@Jake-nq8kp 3 года назад
NOOOOO
@Hohhot
@Hohhot 3 года назад
OH FUCK
@jambie
@jambie 3 года назад
That's how you get death threats lmao
@E4439Qv5
@E4439Qv5 3 года назад
Sounds like a good time, but you should warn the Libyan embassy in advance.
@australium7374
@australium7374 3 года назад
I’m pretty sure he doesn’t care if he gets threats or not, he probably would do it anyway lol. some Muslim radicals writing to him about how he named Saudi Arabia iraq
@GoofBallMcGee621
@GoofBallMcGee621 3 года назад
When the average American has to make a map of Europe:
@KnigthMare69
@KnigthMare69 3 года назад
Nah, they wouldn't know places like Estonia, Czechoslovakia or Croatia exist
@GoofBallMcGee621
@GoofBallMcGee621 3 года назад
@@KnigthMare69 true
@blackopscw7913
@blackopscw7913 3 года назад
@@Kainn27 im american but uh...., Czech Republic and Slovokia is what was the Czequasvokia
@blackopscw7913
@blackopscw7913 3 года назад
@@Kainn27 true
@mkjudkins
@mkjudkins 3 года назад
listen bro I’m pretty average and I know how to structure Europe
@justaperception8859
@justaperception8859 2 года назад
the whole ukraine swapping places with russia really didnt age well
@GoingMenthol
@GoingMenthol 3 года назад
This is the closest Scotland will be able to escape England for a long while
@carlosandleon
@carlosandleon 3 года назад
we'll see
@greenghoul157
@greenghoul157 3 года назад
Freedom!
@francisdapro3296
@francisdapro3296 3 года назад
Sadly yes ahhaha
@Blama_
@Blama_ 3 года назад
Thanks toycat
@servvo
@servvo 3 года назад
as an irish person, i will gladly allow Scotland to conquer us
@kdurden
@kdurden 3 года назад
Mom, can we get a map of Europe? No son, we already have a map of Europe at home. Map of Europe at home:
@waelal-amri2161
@waelal-amri2161 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@sudoku0095
@sudoku0095 3 года назад
Other way around. This map is 100x superior
@winnieway27
@winnieway27 2 года назад
More complicated version American son: “Mom, what is europe? can i get a map of europe?” Mom: “No, we already have a map of europe at home that is incredibly accurate” Map of europe at home:
@sclitchmusic
@sclitchmusic 3 года назад
6:53 "invade me kosovo daddy- And uh anyway"
@wojtekpolska1013
@wojtekpolska1013 3 года назад
He drew suprisingly accurate borders of Poland, and then called it soviet russia lmao
@benqunGD
@benqunGD 3 года назад
What do you mean it was accurate? It literally devoured the whole slovakia
@DehydratedDarkness
@DehydratedDarkness 3 года назад
@@benqunGD That's what makes it accurate
@MrOoYT
@MrOoYT 3 года назад
@@DehydratedDarkness lmao
@amadeosendiulo2137
@amadeosendiulo2137 3 года назад
Związek Radziecki
@amadeosendiulo2137
@amadeosendiulo2137 3 года назад
Bc Poland is sadly ruled by PiS :-(
@КонстантинГеоргиев-и9ф
Interesting fact - his version of Greece has a higher population than the actual Greece.
@elfondo5291
@elfondo5291 3 года назад
true tho
@proagepro6501
@proagepro6501 2 года назад
what the fuck? Athens is a big city, no way.
@thatonekidinanutshell7301
@thatonekidinanutshell7301 2 года назад
@@proagepro6501 Athens is like 3 million that’s a lot but Instanbul/Constantinople is 11 or 10 million ish
@MoonIronTR
@MoonIronTR 2 года назад
@@thatonekidinanutshell7301 Istanbul is 16 million only european side is about 10 million
@azisbers4645
@azisbers4645 2 года назад
@@thatonekidinanutshell7301 It’s not called Constantinople anymore
@sclitchmusic
@sclitchmusic 3 года назад
Man you totally forget Andorra. It takes up like 90% of Spain smh
@tiihonhaukanmaki3874
@tiihonhaukanmaki3874 3 года назад
Are you sure you're not from Spain? Spain got the best deal by far: It's actual territory, Gibraltar, Andorra, Southern France, Monaco, a piece of Italy (and Morocco?)
@jgr7487
@jgr7487 3 года назад
of course he's from Spain, he speaks English with a British accent.
@Flashny
@Flashny 3 года назад
he is from the capital british columbia
@Dyno_64
@Dyno_64 3 года назад
I mean i used to be Spanish but now im from Gibraltar according to him
@aidan404
@aidan404 3 года назад
This is killing me internally when he said “looking at Portugal’s GDP per capita it’s definitely Eastern European” and proceeds to put it where Estonia is which is in comparison a pretty rich eastern European country
@carlosmagalhaes7109
@carlosmagalhaes7109 3 года назад
And it's correct because the GDP Per Capita of Portugal and that of Estonia are almost the same.
@aidan404
@aidan404 3 года назад
@@carlosmagalhaes7109 I’m aware of that but if he stereotyped it as “Eastern European” expected him to place it somewhere poorer as Estonia identifies as Northern European
@pelemane
@pelemane 3 года назад
@@aidan404 Oh no, poor Estonians still think they can into nordics. F
@06diogoleitao41
@06diogoleitao41 3 года назад
@@pelemane true F
@jaajembryons1803
@jaajembryons1803 3 года назад
As a Risk player, I am happy that someone finally put Ukraine in the right place
@utherteasdale933
@utherteasdale933 3 года назад
"Greece" is actually spelled Grease after the musical and "o" is called LEGO Land.
@maximilianmurphy2408
@maximilianmurphy2408 3 года назад
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@adblox
@adblox 3 года назад
It's actually South Jeromany
@Phoenixv6897
@Phoenixv6897 3 года назад
Greece after getting Constantinople, but losing the mainland to North Macedonia: I've won, but at what cost?
@Someone-bw3qr
@Someone-bw3qr 3 года назад
Greece takes Istanbul from Turkey (or basically all of European Turkey) and name the massive city Constantinople
@Someone-bw3qr
@Someone-bw3qr 3 года назад
Also North Macedonia will probably change there name to Macedonia
@sirdr.doofenschmirtzthecat182
@sirdr.doofenschmirtzthecat182 3 года назад
Macedonian glory
@ay_itsnic6594
@ay_itsnic6594 3 года назад
@@sirdr.doofenschmirtzthecat182 no? Macedonians are Slavic and the Macedon Region is made out of Greece.
@doa1377
@doa1377 3 года назад
@@ay_itsnic6594 macedonians dont even exist lol they are a made up nation, dont even know what their origins are
@onehillyboi
@onehillyboi 2 года назад
for those wondering why there are two Russias, heres a little backstory: In 1945 at the end of the fifteenth European war, what is now known as Soviet Russia, Russia, Czechoslovakia, Estonia, and Ukraine all formed a great nation called the United States of America, named after Macron America their founding leader. This nation existed until 2001, when tensions flared so much that the USA eventually collapsed into various states. Russia, Czechoslovakia, and Soviet Russia were all united into yet another country called the Polish Commonwealth, however only a year later Czechoslovakia seceded. This left Russia with an exclave called Crimea because Czechoslovakia didn't want it. Soon another civil war started between the communists and the democrats and the democrats fled to Crimea while the communists took over the mainland. Since then, Democratic Russia has remained in opposition to the Soviet government but has limited recognition worldwide due to the One Russia Policy. Because it has limited recognition, Ukraine believes nobody owns Crimea since the nation there doesn't exist and the Soviets aren't administering it, so therefore they believe it is rightfully Ukrainian. Multiple attempts at conquering the island have failed because of the locals there (The Native Russian Tartars), but it doesn't stop Ukraine from trying anyway. This has been met with sanctions by the Soviet Russians, however since Ukraine is a larger power, they are mostly harmless to the Ukrainian economy. TL;DR - Russia, Czechoslovakia and Soviet Russia was 1 nation, had a civil war and split. Russia then had a civil war between communists and democrats and democrats fled to Crimea in opposition of the Soviets
@ididntrananyoneover5740
@ididntrananyoneover5740 3 года назад
Did he really just gave Ukraine everything except for Crimea?
@smpark12
@smpark12 3 года назад
Should have called Austria Australia
@adblox
@adblox 3 года назад
Wdym it's in asia, I think it's where most of the islands are, yeah it is.
@benmountaingangster
@benmountaingangster 3 года назад
@@adblox uh no Australia is on mars.
@ArtzSlebew
@ArtzSlebew 3 года назад
Australia doesn't exist
@benmountaingangster
@benmountaingangster 3 года назад
@@ArtzSlebew yes I’d does, we just never been to mars yet so we don’t know. But I believe it exists
@ArtzSlebew
@ArtzSlebew 3 года назад
@@benmountaingangster i believe Australia is in Pluto
@humanname3653
@humanname3653 2 года назад
I love how he shows that Gypsies and north Macedonia don’t have a border, so there’s this is 100% Gypsies, and this is a 100% North Macedonia, but this place in between, yeah it’s like umm… like it’s just shared.
@cesurbasoglu4144
@cesurbasoglu4144 3 года назад
Greece finally gets Constantinople. Rest of the world: What did it cost you? Greece: all of my country.
@viON95
@viON95 3 года назад
I was convinced you would make half of italy "San Marino" and the other half "Vatican"
@TakaG
@TakaG 3 года назад
or Rome
@thomasmontgomery805
@thomasmontgomery805 3 года назад
Taka Jin Vatican
@yamameeven967
@yamameeven967 3 года назад
I actually thought he will name them napoli and papal state XDD
@helloahla239
@helloahla239 3 года назад
The Republic of Venezia and the kingdom of the 2 Sicilies
@koifish4276
@koifish4276 3 года назад
same ngl
@gxnitrotype
@gxnitrotype 2 года назад
if anybody is offended, just remember he is practicing his british heritage of drawing lines on maps that totally couldn't start conflicts
@thejp361
@thejp361 3 года назад
I expected Turkey to be labeled as Kurdistan, that would offend every turk lmao
@SubayAdamm2
@SubayAdamm2 3 года назад
Even the kurds
@igorswies5913
@igorswies5913 3 года назад
I thought it would be Kazachstan
@lugyd1xdone195
@lugyd1xdone195 3 года назад
Its Mexico
@Keremzy
@Keremzy 3 года назад
I'm a turk and i dont get it?
@thejp361
@thejp361 3 года назад
@@Keremzy Most Turks I've seen get offended when somebody talks about kurdish independence, just like Serbs when talking about Kosovo.
@guntherschlauch2332
@guntherschlauch2332 3 года назад
Im surprised he didn't just write a giant "DEUTSCHES REICH“ on the map
@biponacci
@biponacci 3 года назад
I’m very surprised he didn’t draw jeromany’s borders around soviet russia
@TakaG
@TakaG 3 года назад
lol. That would offend everyone. Even most Germans. XD
@johannageisel5390
@johannageisel5390 3 года назад
@@TakaG Not so much offend, more like make cringe and then chuckle guiltily.
@biponacci
@biponacci 3 года назад
@@johannageisel5390 Or in a maniacal manner, you never know
@helloahla239
@helloahla239 3 года назад
@@TakaG While Germans continue to call France as Frank Reich and it doesn't offend anybody :D
@laser986
@laser986 3 года назад
this video should be called an american making a european map
@WERTYUIO821
@WERTYUIO821 3 года назад
Plan: offend everyone Spanish: I see this as an absolute win! If only he knew about each kingdom that he could have brake Spain into...
@aturefrati7407
@aturefrati7407 3 года назад
Spain? You mean Islamic Al-Andalus?
@WERTYUIO821
@WERTYUIO821 3 года назад
@@aturefrati7407 Nah, it is Eastern Portugal.
@aleografics311
@aleografics311 2 года назад
...
@aleografics311
@aleografics311 2 года назад
@@aturefrati7407 Pain!
@flareon9371
@flareon9371 2 года назад
Catalonia, Euskadi, Galicia, León, Valencia, Aragón, Granada, Andalucía and Castilla, only Madrid, Extremadura and Castilla la Mancha would stay lmao
@Ember-ww7me
@Ember-ww7me 3 года назад
JerROMany. *Holy Roman Empire intensifies*.
@sephikong8323
@sephikong8323 3 года назад
JeroMANY : *Internal fragmentation intensifies*
@adblox
@adblox 3 года назад
Bruh its Jeeranmy bruh
@zied6456
@zied6456 3 года назад
I see, a cultured person!
@k0pstl939
@k0pstl939 3 года назад
JeROMANy
@cyprianbeecroft569
@cyprianbeecroft569 3 года назад
As someone from Poland you have correctly offended me. Well done!
@cormacmurphy5297
@cormacmurphy5297 3 года назад
As an Irish person I'l take being called Scotland there's much worse things you could have called us like the E word
@ibx2cat
@ibx2cat 3 года назад
Extremely Forgettable? :p
@frosty_brandon
@frosty_brandon 3 года назад
Damn I thought you guys liked being called Éire
@jay1724
@jay1724 3 года назад
@@ibx2cat Or England lmao, as an American, that would be a terrible fate for ireland, honestly not as bad a fate with the USA
@ScientificDuck
@ScientificDuck 3 года назад
Estonian?
@accurrent
@accurrent 3 года назад
@@frosty_brandon what? I think you mean “Air”???
@samnathan1677
@samnathan1677 3 года назад
The Swiss are happy they gained territory while being neutral
@banebriggs7486
@banebriggs7486 3 года назад
No you’re talking about Swaziland
@igorswies5913
@igorswies5913 3 года назад
The Swazz*
@ooo-mkpo
@ooo-mkpo 3 года назад
@@banebriggs7486 naziland
@616Corwyn616
@616Corwyn616 3 года назад
As a Jeroman I'm really happy you managed to get the borders of jeromany right but also you're one of the few people who at last is pronouncing our name right! Many forget the "o" in Jeromany although it is a very important part of our name :/ Please remember this people next time you visit Jeromany! Btw for all those that want to visit the Nether'olands it's below Jeromany, like underground of course - they're below sea level.
@Homas682
@Homas682 3 года назад
No that island you removed actually exists. Its greenland.
@JunaidAxmed
@JunaidAxmed 3 года назад
I'm pretty sure it's just a big territory of the UK
@PlaysRoblox36
@PlaysRoblox36 3 года назад
@@JunaidAxmed No I think it is Island
@christianingmarkjlsvik7872
@christianingmarkjlsvik7872 3 года назад
Really? I thought that was Northern Ireland...
@generaledelogu1892
@generaledelogu1892 3 года назад
It's actually called hanoi and is a part of japan ofc
@pajafaudree7542
@pajafaudree7542 3 года назад
@@generaledelogu1892, but isint Japan just a Chinese territory? I thought anime was Chinese
@hist9022
@hist9022 2 года назад
As someone from Poland, tbh u got me lol I actually laughed at it more than I got offended tho
@cristiano7541
@cristiano7541 3 года назад
"Offend everybody" So why isn't Portugal inside Spain it would offend pretty much any portuguese and I can confirm that because I am Portuguese myself
@maple494
@maple494 3 года назад
because that would be the opposite of offensive to s(pain)
@rubenlopes9390
@rubenlopes9390 3 года назад
Eu prefiro mil vezes ser a Estónia do q pertencer a Espanha. Isso aí nem morto ahah
@GoldFNAF
@GoldFNAF 3 года назад
You are not Portugese, you are Brazilian
@pedromarquespedromarques3995
@pedromarquespedromarques3995 3 года назад
@@rubenlopes9390 wtf o gajo nem disse q Portugal era a Estónia 💀
@Well-Put
@Well-Put 3 года назад
Porto❤️
@mr.magnificent3237
@mr.magnificent3237 3 года назад
You should rename this video to: "What if Africa colonized Europe?"
@Nick8944.
@Nick8944. 3 года назад
You know the reason why Africa has bad borders is because the Europeans drew them
@veryblocky
@veryblocky 3 года назад
@@Nick8944. that’s the joke
@WindrunnerB4
@WindrunnerB4 3 года назад
@@Nick8944. r/whooosh
@moggie
@moggie 3 года назад
@@WindrunnerB4 r/ihavereddit
@angelwithbrokenwings7679
@angelwithbrokenwings7679 2 года назад
I'm from Bavaria and I can promise you that rather than offend, you'd make most Bavarians very happy by giving them their own country xD
@mohammadtahir4410
@mohammadtahir4410 3 года назад
I an going to send this to my geography teacher the final map
@cerebrummaximus3762
@cerebrummaximus3762 3 года назад
Fun Fact: If your teacher is American, she'll actually believe that Europe looks like that! 100% True! No offense, after all, this is a video supposed to cause ofense
@mohammadtahir4410
@mohammadtahir4410 3 года назад
@@cerebrummaximus3762 Yes but here in Britain our teachers know facts and going to one of the best public schools in the country and being in set 1 my teachers have smarts. And are not exploited and neglected Take Offence America
@mohammadtahir4410
@mohammadtahir4410 3 года назад
@Heidi Craig 1 4 toycat we offended the americanos
@mohammadtahir4410
@mohammadtahir4410 3 года назад
@@AustraliaHungary27 who dat
@mohammadtahir4410
@mohammadtahir4410 3 года назад
@@AustraliaHungary27 never heard of them
@chernobylsunrise6am
@chernobylsunrise6am 3 года назад
As a Finnish Irishman, I could not be more offended. You orphaned me. Congratulations!
@eliasbouhout1
@eliasbouhout1 3 года назад
The map is wrong, there is supposed to be a lake or something near Leningrad
@tonydai782
@tonydai782 3 года назад
There are no lakes whatsoever on the map.
@sammybeaver9130
@sammybeaver9130 3 года назад
@@tonydai782 same with rivers
@maple494
@maple494 3 года назад
lake ladoga
@sammybeaver9130
@sammybeaver9130 3 года назад
@Sebbo h it's an inland sea so it technically has to be there
@_Progamer8624_
@_Progamer8624_ 3 года назад
I like how you called it leningrad when it's now called St. Petersburg
@cucunger2.095
@cucunger2.095 3 года назад
13:30 Toycat: "There is that one country with all of the gypsys" Me: *Laughing in Bulgarian/Romanian*
@elfondo5291
@elfondo5291 3 года назад
*Laughing in Romanian*
@elfondo5291
@elfondo5291 3 года назад
@viktoruuro Why Kosovar tho? Also Bulgarian is in the original comment lol
@frostyf27
@frostyf27 3 года назад
at least he didn't draw the borders of Bulgaria and then call it Macedonia
@botondkakas6348
@botondkakas6348 3 года назад
@@bartosmedia1601 laughing in 8 ker.
@davidkenyeres8615
@davidkenyeres8615 3 года назад
Crying in Hungarian
@doctor4258
@doctor4258 2 года назад
You know, I was expecting Australia, but Bavaria is sooo much more painful, well done
@OliveReal
@OliveReal 3 года назад
You forgot about Canada, it's an island near Minecraft
@markonikolic1379
@markonikolic1379 3 года назад
true
@lugyd1xdone195
@lugyd1xdone195 3 года назад
Its the place right above England too
@miro-profik-na-vsetko
@miro-profik-na-vsetko 3 года назад
@@lugyd1xdone195 ya mean skyblock?
@oogieboogie232
@oogieboogie232 3 года назад
I think you're mistaken on Bavaria, they call themselves Australia now.
@Negs42
@Negs42 3 года назад
Being an Austrian, I'm hurt lol
@adblox
@adblox 3 года назад
Bruh it's Poland are you dumb
@n6rt9s
@n6rt9s 3 года назад
@@adblox It's actually Slovakoczechia.
@adblox
@adblox 3 года назад
@@n6rt9s Poland
@kitkatmelon
@kitkatmelon 2 года назад
I love the fact that the only time Croatia is ever mentioned on the internet is when people are making fun of it.
@ElSiDi09
@ElSiDi09 3 года назад
Im from Turkey and we call India “Hindistan” in our language. It means “land of Turkeys”. It’s really messed up lol
@farhiyoali863
@farhiyoali863 3 года назад
Turkey:you are turkey India:no you are turkey Turkey :fine im turkey India:good Turkey:but also you
@veryblocky
@veryblocky 3 года назад
Is it not just coincidence? Shouldn’t it be land of the Hindus?
@alterego9791
@alterego9791 3 года назад
Hind comes from the river Indus, hence "Ind" or "Hind" so I think you got it wrong.
@alterego9791
@alterego9791 3 года назад
@@veryblocky yeah Hinduism is from the region of Hind
@Mill_Jr
@Mill_Jr 3 года назад
In Portuguese turkey (the bird) is called 'peru', so yeah it's really messed up
@ThinkAboutVic
@ThinkAboutVic 3 года назад
"Muslim-Speaking country" r/TechnicallyTheTruth
@dernormalemensch9506
@dernormalemensch9506 3 года назад
Im German and that Bavaria is NOT A PART OF GERMANY IS totally fine, i love it.
@nevzky5850
@nevzky5850 3 года назад
Greece finaly has Constantinople back but everything else is North Macedonia's Greece: I've won, but at what cost
@johnf8067
@johnf8067 3 года назад
So true 😭
@neon2611
@neon2611 3 года назад
I'm slightly offended and I'm not even European
@gameingboy9541
@gameingboy9541 3 года назад
Same
@MaikonGarcia
@MaikonGarcia 3 года назад
I don't know, being a Brazilian I'm easily offended when people joke about Portugal, like only I can do that.
@tomes2821
@tomes2821 3 года назад
You form Constantinople?
@DanksterPaws
@DanksterPaws 3 года назад
I think its because we like history too much
@eiiza8283
@eiiza8283 3 года назад
I am also slightly offended, and I am also not European.
@robbirulla
@robbirulla 2 года назад
Alternate title: American draws map of Europe
@Tomek666
@Tomek666 3 года назад
I can't belive that this english person can memorise all of Urope, just mindblowing
@cerebrummaximus3762
@cerebrummaximus3762 3 года назад
Lol I am triggered by the fact that you were one letter away from spelling 'Europe', but still decided to miss the E, now it just hurts
@wulfherecyning1282
@wulfherecyning1282 3 года назад
English person? Don't you mean Isleofwightian?
@its_dg
@its_dg 2 года назад
@@0NG4RN Oceania...
@michal8527
@michal8527 2 года назад
@@its_dg antarctica
@xxleomappinggamingxxfirey4429
@xxleomappinggamingxxfirey4429 2 года назад
@@its_dg ah no thats the hardest every island in that continent has its own nation theres even nations wit not a single inch of land there
@Khloya69
@Khloya69 3 года назад
Imagine being the type of person that gets offended
@lewisbaitup6352
@lewisbaitup6352 3 года назад
@Adolf Hitler go paint something it will releaf stress
@Ismail-db1vj
@Ismail-db1vj 3 года назад
I'm offended by how unfunny this video is
@denting778
@denting778 3 года назад
@@Ismail-db1vj that means ur really mad and offended
@lewisbaitup6352
@lewisbaitup6352 3 года назад
@Adolf Hitler sure
@shamusson
@shamusson 3 года назад
Based
@maquotez8601
@maquotez8601 3 года назад
he shouldve just done the "united kingdom" and included ireland then thats a whole 4 countries thatll be angry
@lukegerst6119
@lukegerst6119 3 года назад
The fact you used comic sans offended the whole world
@LisaCoffee-i4s
@LisaCoffee-i4s 3 года назад
No it only offends americans
@Harshil_Uppal
@Harshil_Uppal 3 года назад
@@LisaCoffee-i4s Americans are the whole world
@SuperMineMatteo
@SuperMineMatteo 3 года назад
@@Harshil_Uppal Well, technically yes, because if you noticed in movies where aliens attack "the world" they attack America so America IS the world.
@Harshil_Uppal
@Harshil_Uppal 3 года назад
@@SuperMineMatteo because of Hollywood
@Roozyj
@Roozyj 3 года назад
The fact that he used Paint as well xD
@macaroon_nuggets8008
@macaroon_nuggets8008 3 года назад
8:11 That is just Ukraine in Risk.
@kofa1911
@kofa1911 3 года назад
True
@hihihihi7278
@hihihihi7278 3 года назад
Yes
@Hohhot
@Hohhot 3 года назад
True
@aviz8590
@aviz8590 3 года назад
True
@aviz8590
@aviz8590 3 года назад
@@Alex-fhsjfuuf True
@emib6599
@emib6599 3 года назад
How to permanently solve Europe border problems: Give everything to Germany.
@soopy6667
@soopy6667 3 года назад
Bro how did you include Norway but forget Souway, I mean Souway Is south of Norway which is why it’s in the name, Minecraft is the capital of Souway smh
@jamesgabor9284
@jamesgabor9284 3 года назад
That can’t be right, it’s NOrway (north) swEEEden (east) and Sudan (south)
@soopy6667
@soopy6667 3 года назад
@@jamesgabor9284 Ohhh right I get you now, Souway is the southern part of Sudan and Norway is the northern half, sorry my error I think Wales is to their west since ya know, Welsh, West. Makes sense
@spacehawkreviewsvideos8262
@spacehawkreviewsvideos8262 3 года назад
Missing the Vampire Kingdom of Transylvania (some call it Romania), Stripper Poleland (often just shortened to Poland) and Mark’s Den (they say it the other way round as Denmark).
@jambie
@jambie 3 года назад
Nah it's correct. You didn't hear? The gypsies are transylvania, stripper poleland turned communist and is now soviet russia. And Mark's den is a territory of minecraft, he actually even labeled it as such on the map
@sstoi
@sstoi 3 года назад
He did a great job, as a romania i couldn't get more offended.(especially on our national day)
@leho0552
@leho0552 2 года назад
@@sstoi you would be more offended if I say that Hungary owns Transylvania and not a non-existing country that some legends says called romania
@sstoi
@sstoi 2 года назад
@@leho0552 we are legendary, RO RO RO RO RO RO
@leho0552
@leho0552 2 года назад
@@sstoi no you guys are just scumbags who betray everyone
@Kartlos1
@Kartlos1 3 года назад
13:57 you had the perfect opportunity to call it greenland
@rhebucks_zh
@rhebucks_zh 2 года назад
and reverse a prank
@dimidzam9794
@dimidzam9794 3 года назад
"I am Greek" Never said by Alexander the Great
@Veriox22
@Veriox22 3 года назад
Never 100/100 👍👍👍
@technics291
@technics291 3 года назад
He did say I am a Slav though
@Εύροκλύδων
@Εύροκλύδων 3 года назад
@@technics291yep he said "Im Oleksandr Makedonski"
@ΝίκοςΟικονομόπουλος-δ7φ
Οχι όχι δεν το δέχομαι αυτό.
@Enderia2
@Enderia2 3 года назад
The “Greek” in English didn’t exist back then so I guess it is accurate in a weird way but the same goes for “Slav” so that’s wrong
@CarloCorvaglia
@CarloCorvaglia 3 года назад
As an Italian, this is very accurate. The Italy division is exactly how we se it.
@EdwardElfigo
@EdwardElfigo 3 года назад
Yup
@HONNEKI
@HONNEKI 2 года назад
You did 10 times better job than 95% of America.
@BookofJohn3V8
@BookofJohn3V8 3 года назад
He only got away with this because he's British, had he been American the comment section would be a warzone
@alpacawithouthat987
@alpacawithouthat987 3 года назад
But aren’t the British still pretty much the Americans of Europe?
@leavewe
@leavewe 3 года назад
@@alpacawithouthat987 The Americans are the British of America
@Sternum77
@Sternum77 3 года назад
@@alpacawithouthat987 Americans are British French and some are spanish
@WhoCares-zk3il
@WhoCares-zk3il 3 года назад
Definitely true
@mapleshade2913
@mapleshade2913 3 года назад
@@alpacawithouthat987 It's the other way round bud
@Mr.Retrospective250
@Mr.Retrospective250 2 года назад
I didn't expect the "And next to Croatia there is this city Called Zagreb and it's in a pretty Successful Country called Yugoslavia" 💀💀💀
@Fire-ci4se
@Fire-ci4se 3 года назад
You can always be sure that a brit will draw random lines and call it a border and create a mess.
@RapidAssaultEuro
@RapidAssaultEuro 3 года назад
As a Jeroman citizen (successor state to the Holy Jeroman Empire) I must correct you, Toycat. North of our country is Legoland. It's a large, flat area used as a Lego theme park. They're fierce rivals to Minecraft.
@crepe-enjoyer
@crepe-enjoyer 3 года назад
No, legoland is owned and funded by Minecraft. Don't listen to the government propaganda
@ZimiZE
@ZimiZE 3 года назад
Honestly, I don't feel offended living in Minecraft
@dontworryabit
@dontworryabit 3 года назад
“France looks like this to me so why can’t I look like this to France” - A wise man
@mono3033
@mono3033 3 года назад
Me: I can't get triggered from this *Sees gypsies instead of Romania* Me: AHHHHHH
@dungeontnt
@dungeontnt 2 года назад
I mean ist accurate but not to Romania 😂
@tudorpopa8973
@tudorpopa8973 2 года назад
As a follow romanian this is accurate
@leho0552
@leho0552 2 года назад
Romania doesn't exist, don't tell lies to yourself
@mono3033
@mono3033 2 года назад
@@leho0552 Lmao then who owns that big chunk of land in the balkans? Vatican?
@xGeorge2403
@xGeorge2403 2 года назад
@@mono3033 He will say that Hungary owns it, like all the others 😅
@adidu7907
@adidu7907 3 года назад
I see what you did there... 5 countries, Yugoslavia, Czechoslovakia, Romania, Austria and Poland all meeting in one point... I wonder why these countries meet in that one particular point... I wonder what all these countries had in common in 1920... Maybe "taking" 72% of a certain countries lands away.... And now that that country is not up there you maybe imply that it's 100%...Yeah i'm definetly pissed, good job you got me.
@cameronharvey7238
@cameronharvey7238 3 года назад
There can only be one elongated country, Croatia is now part of Chile!
@diegodesouza5382
@diegodesouza5382 3 года назад
What about Somalia?
@helloahla239
@helloahla239 3 года назад
@@diegodesouza5382 they are so Malians, they are in Africa near Senegal
@diegodesouza5382
@diegodesouza5382 3 года назад
@@helloahla239 lol
@elwolf3737
@elwolf3737 2 года назад
I'm Slovak, thank you for putting us with our brothers somewhere where neither Czechia or Slovakia has territory and thanks for the coastline🙏
@aperson8146
@aperson8146 3 года назад
the isle of wight has been vastly improved, thank you
@Ron.S.
@Ron.S. 3 года назад
We all wish to be the Isle of Wight now in tier 1
@TheLutherRed
@TheLutherRed 3 года назад
The estonia stuff is hilarious, especially considering my ex was Estonian and hugely patriotic
@antonioarroyas7662
@antonioarroyas7662 3 года назад
LOL my best friends mother is from Estonia and she was laughing so hard at this.
@helloahla239
@helloahla239 3 года назад
he forgot Westonia
@Hayxu
@Hayxu 3 года назад
@@helloahla239 what about southonia and northonia
@helloahla239
@helloahla239 3 года назад
@@Hayxu i don't know why they are translated differently (Norway Southway), no way tu understand that
@pisaks6782
@pisaks6782 3 года назад
Estonia is just northern latvia
@pekar43
@pekar43 2 года назад
6:43 Us Serbs will always hate you for this joke 🤣
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