Return Of The Cheating Wife - Along Came Polly | RomComs 

I know that’s the worst part

Cheaters do that, unfortunately. They would rather blame other people for their actions rather than own up to what they’ve done

To add insult on their honey moon as well

She thought the grass was greener at the other side. Happens all the time with relationship too

Classic deflection. I had a friend who's wife cheated on him, fortunately no kids. I took him out drinking and he went into the whole " It's really my fault, I work too many hours." I punched him in the mouth and told him to leave her and act like a man and reminded him he worked "too much" because he provided very well for her ans she didn't work.

Yessenia Ayala I'm also glad that Reuben didn't fall for Lisa's act.

Cierto?👌

and it was a blessing in disguise

She played her part perfectly. She wasn't remorseful. She just figured, I'm back so take me back. The end. And of course, he did the right thing by saying goodbye.

They did the same thing in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". They made Sarah seem like she made a mistake, and that Peter did little things that made her unhappy without him realizing it. Like him not leaving his apartment.

I kno! And after she’s had her lil fun with the scuba instructor, whom she banged on their honeymoon, suddenly she’s decided that she’s ready to spend her life with Ruben?? Ha guess again!

@ymarrero23 Sure. cheating on the honeymoon. That's a great start. Very forgivable. He should kick her to the curb. The difference is men are wired to bang many women. Women are wired to bang the alpha male. She has so little respect for him that she thinks she can have him back at a whims notice when she broke off the marriage before it really began. Princess mentality. Can't do no wrong.

Lol yeah

@ymarrero23 Ok; purchasing the home is likely a mortage and there's likely little to no equity unless a huge down payment was required.

@ymarrero23 Dunno. He said that he bought the house for them. Maybe it's in his name only. Legally he can the marriage annulled and probably get her name off the deed in court. There's no equity to split.

How do not marry a person you already married?

@@initialcreation I think we all got the point.

Some people will never know if their partner has cheated or not

@@evafreeman3721 How does someone not know if they're cheating? Just sounds like a sorry excuse to cheat imo.

@@peartdahurt Ahh don't get so defensive lol. I meant if their partner cheats

Most

Oh yeah my ex step fat mom is one of them

They are common.

Most women just want security and companionship. Most aren't stupid, however not all of them understand that men want more than a pretty face. Men are used to living with their mothers (when they were kids), if you get a smart woman she will try emulate/replicate a lot of things that make you feel like you are back home (the good parts)...i.e. home cooked meal (if that's what you got), clean house (again if that's what you were used to), ect... and of course the physical stuff is a biological check box. Thoughtfulness is the key to everyone's heart. Best a man can do is find a rational woman that understands these things and the man to understand to do a thoughtful act every day or two to check her box as well. If you find a woman like that and you have that same thoughtful capacity, then you both are golden. The only other things to do is figure out how to budget money and remember to have a good sense of humor, because when you get up there in age this really is the glue that keeps you from breaking.

Alot of em on tiktok

Her AUDACITY!😂

I completely agree! That statement is pretty much a translation for “let’s sweep my infidelity under the rug” lol

What is worse and more infuriating is him being a big idiot for even considering going back with her.

Sure, men like the bad girls

Love that. You have your Polly

That's great!

That’s amazing good for you!😊❤️

Im glad to hear your still happy ❤️

I said the same thing

@stryfetc1 He’s mom is a B#### she Probably did it to his father that’s why she said that and acts like that and Defense Lisa.

It happens that way.

Even worse. She only came back because she got board with the other guy. She literally told him he is the back up plan.

Y’all are so right and y’all make excellent points

My thoughts exactly

She's hot though so he'd still consider it

@@nakkadu well he didn't consider it that's the point.

Totally. Cheeky mare

i wished so hard he would've answered: "that's none of your business anymore." that would've been perfect.

her bags should have been removed from his room via the window, along with her.

Literally the FIRST day of their honeymoon she bones someone else and then after she’s done with her lil fling she’s decides she’s ready to spend her life with the man she betrayed. Haaa!

@ALLY S It's a good thing that Reuben stood up to Lisa at the end of the movie when she asked if they should go out to dinner after his job is finished for the day where Reuben said "no" that he wasn't getting back together with her after she made love to Claude the scuba instructor on their honeymoon and said that he would be an idiot to get back together with her after that. At least at the end of the movie, Reuben saw Claude again and wasn't angry at him.

It's a funny premise. IRL if someone cheats on your on your honemoon, don't be surprised if they try to poison, hire a hitman, or push you off the cliff during a sunset. They might legit hate you.

how could she do that to Leuban!!!??

well said..

You’re so right

@freggo Plus, Reuben even told Lisa that if she changes her mind wanting to get back together with him, not to come back to him but she still came back.

@@afriendofbean She might’ve brainwashed him

@@brianpratts Well, that's hard to know because Lisa here is saying that she came back to Reuben because she got bored that Claude was talking only about scuba diving which of course he had no choice but to do it since it's probably his job on the island to teach scuba and certify people.

Especially the basketball scene

That's crazy. Laughing non-stop.

@@danieldanieldadada well hey, what can I say? I have a sense of humour🤷‍♀️. Too bad so many today don’t….offended by everything.

She never wanted to marry him remember?

@@lm406but she did marry him and then almost immediately, cheated on him afterwards.

@@lm406 well, I guess it doesn’t say in the movie that she doesn’t want to marry him, but she ended up doing it regardless

Exactly!

​@@xs0528 i think Claude, does this with all the new tourist's.

Female cheating is over. A male cheating, it's fine as long as it's just a pump n Dump.

You live in a very sharply-defined, brightly lit moral precinct with a paradoxically dim view of the world.

@@HaydenDavidson6 no type of cheating is fine. Stay single if you can't be loyal

@@HaydenDavidson6 that's so stupid on so many levels, cheating is cheating, irrespective of gender. And once a cheater always a cheater. It just shows you can't be loyal with relationships.

@@draculadeep You understand that it's the female desire to secure One male, as high value as she can get. It's not the male's goal to only secure One female. That's where you're getting mixed up perhaps? Therefore, a male cheats by giving other females his Money.

He was shock by her audacity.

@@rc1982 I would've recovered fast and told her "OUT!"

He probably did want to say that, I think he was just too blindsided to process his thoughts on the matter. Plus he was tired from dancing and Polly rushing off probably didn’t help him process any easier. So all he could think to do was ask her to leave so he could think in peace

No she changed

​@@jl1399changed her diapers. Shes immature and does not know what she wants.

You good bro?

@@KnobCreekBandit mb he is hungry👻

Corned beef isn’t good on it’s own? What kind of irishman are you?

😂😂😂

OMG, I just got it Adam. You're a genius mate

Ya!

Well he kinda did, just not in those words. He was too blindsided by her sudden appearance to process his thoughts, so having her leave was 100% the right move.

“This is the door. And this is you leaving through it.”

Thats....better, actually. He could annul the marriage.

Right, straight out the gate.

how bad was it?

Applause I hope.

Don't bother to tell us what exactly that reaction was or anything.

​@@shimmeringchimps3842😂😂😂

Like his character in friends 😂

Her character should have been killed on screen

Dude not being in a relationship with a psychopath isn’t luck.

​@@ran52475loser that's not a psychopath, the real psychopaths are the likes of you and the cheaters who think they even deserve to live

@@ran52475true.

Mine was her dad. And ...I recorded it ...😆😆

@@ashiks4493 Omg that’s funny 😄

@@ashiks4493 The dad should have sided with you as a man, if i had a daughter who cheated i would be seriously p'd off with her.

@@ashiks4493 The dad? Did he tell you that you did the right thing dumping her?

@@ashiks4493 to bad mind was in 1994 before such a thing was possible.

I thought it was funny how sandy said “what’d you thinks gonna happen Lisa’s gonna come waltzing through that door saying she made a mistake” and sure enough that’s what happened!

@@scartee13 I agree, that was funny. I remember Sandy telling Reuben that he sees a scared look on Lisa's face in the video which is probably why Sandy told Reuben that. Maybe Sandy told Reuben that because, it seems like Reuben still wanted to get back together with Lisa until he saw Polly making him feel he wants to move on as he told Lisa that he missed her at first but decided to move on as he talked about from 1:12-1:17.

Exactly- She can't follow the most simple rules. Reuben was WAY too nice.

@@212caboose That's right. I guess Lisa didn't care if Reuben said not to come back to him if she changes her mind because she must have felt that scuba is not a subject that Lisa enjoyed talking about since Claude as a scuba instructor kept talking about it to her and she has to expect that from Claude since Claude has a job on the beach as a scuba instructor giving people certifications after getting scuba instructions.

I laughed at that too lol. It was like he wanted to say “I Told You So”

Absolutely! If she got bored with a hunk like that, she'll do it again. Perhaps the strippers at the bachelorette party wasn't enough. 😂😂😂

Exactly. Her saying that influenced me to start using that term as of saying that so and so person.

So true

Or, “I didn’t expect you to find someone so quickly!” Or “I thought you’d still be missing me!?”

considering how soon it was into their marriage that she left him for claude couldnt he just got an annulment

@@quarf53206 It seems like Reuben saw Polly a few days after he left Lisa alone on the island with Claude and Reuben and Polly were hanging out together for a few weeks and then Reuben saw Lisa in his apartment room after a few weeks. Plus, it never showed Reuben going to the judge to arrange for a divorce to explain that his wife left him which means Reuben and Lisa were still together but Reuben kept his distance from her.

Ya I agree. It’s like a 100x worse on a honeymoon. Actually one thing might be worse….. the wedding night 😂😂😂

@@wesleyc8101 Or maybe cheating at the wedding reception while you're still in the wedding dress. I guess that would be worse.

@Beth Roney At least Reuben stood up to Lisa at the end when she asked him if they can go out to eat after his job is over for the day and he said that he won't get back together with her after making love to a scuba instructor on their honeymoon when they were married where he considered that as cheating on him.

@@afriendofbean As he is so much better without Lisa as she's so heartless

@@bethroney2869 That's true that Lisa is very uncaring as Reuben's best friend Sandy noticed since he (Sandy) said that he saw a bad look on her face at the wedding on the video and told Reuben to enjoy a life of freedom being single. However, Lisa broke Reuben's rule saying that if she changes her mind, not to come back to him but she still came back after saying that she got bored hearing Claude talk about scuba all the time when of course Claude didn't have a choice since he has a job on the island teaching scuba and certifying people by going from people to people asking if they're interested.

@@afriendofbean Even surprised how Ruben's parents were happy to see her at Sandy play even if she cheated on their son with Claude even I would be so fuming and less forgiven towards Lisa and even to have her thrown out of the family for good

@@bethroney2869 Well, in the spot where Reuben stood up to Lisa that he will not be getting back with her calling himself a "fool" if he did, Reuben's father had a look on his face towards Lisa like he was saying "that's a good point, shame on you for cheating on Reuben." When Polly met Lisa for the first time, I was hoping that Polly would have shown and acted more interested as a girlfriend towards Reuben because when Lisa asked who she was Reuben said "this is my girlfriend Polly" with Polly saying "I'm not your girlfriend" but instead I was hoping she said "that's right, it's a shame what you did to him but I'm happy to be his girlfriend." Of course, I know Polly herself said that she wasn't the marrying type but she should have talked to Reuben about it privately. I can only hope that Reuben and Polly got married at the end since they took a trip together to the same Caribbean island telling Claude how they're working things step by step where I can only assume they got married when they went swimming towards the boat to go for scuba.

Along Came Polly

Smart observation brudda

@@arjundutta5521 Thank you. It sure looked like Lisa woke up especially when Reuben and Polly walked in, Reuben was screaming loudly which woke up Lisa. I guess she must have had a tiring flight back home and was sleeping on the couch because of that.

She was taking a nap you can see she was Waking up and when see saw both of them she was up already.

@@actionfigurescollectionssu7854 Yes that's right. She got woken up when Reuben and Polly walked in.