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Ali Siddiq
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Upcoming Tour Dates:
December 15th - San Antonio TX
December 16th - New Orleans LA (2nd show added)
January 12th - Tulsa OK
January 13th - Little Rock AR
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.

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@comedianking83
@comedianking83 6 месяцев назад
One of the best things I've done was finding Ali's comedy 😂. Went to his show live in VA and lost three vocal cords and half an esophagus...
@blueboi12jj
@blueboi12jj 6 месяцев назад
Probably my favorite joke of the night. The facial expressions when you ATTEMPT to do the same shit and get told off 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I am crying at the end 😭😭😭
@gwendolyn.holcomb9316
@gwendolyn.holcomb9316 2 месяца назад
I am laughing so hard my side hurts 😂😂😂
@Italianqueen
@Italianqueen 6 месяцев назад
Since discovering Ali,i don’t find other comedians as funny or as real as he is! Ali really tells a story and actually paints the picture for you! I could listen to him all day long! I want to see Ali BLOW UP LIKE HE DESERVES!!!! (Even more then he is now) ❤
@HaroldThompson247residuals
@HaroldThompson247residuals 6 месяцев назад
PLEASE CAN YOU TELL ME or SEND ME A LINK TO ALI, AND HIS COMEDY MATERIAL❓ I ABSOLUTELY ❤ GOOD, GREAT COMEDY AS WELL...
@Italianqueen
@Italianqueen 6 месяцев назад
@@HaroldThompson247residuals Just type His name in on the Search bar and comedy specials like Mexican got on boots. He’s got some amazing material. Once you find it you’re gonna end up watching all of it all day long lol.
@6ftS
@6ftS 6 месяцев назад
the honesty and truth in his stories appeal to me. He had a life of hardship in a brutal system that sucks the ones at the bottom of society down first. He got sucked down that drain, but the experience made him a stronger and wiser person and for all the jokes and sharp perspectives on normal life things that makes him so funny, it is his highly intelligent sense of observation that hits people the hardest. The man is true to his calling and loyal to his art and I am sure he wont sell out to hollywood because he has said that he doesnt want that and I believe him, but if he did ever go the movie direction he would surely blow up as one of the greatest comedy actors in the industry.
@Italianqueen
@Italianqueen 6 месяцев назад
@@6ftS Extremely well said! 🤍
@thelion7929
@thelion7929 5 месяцев назад
Katt Williams can't say this man isn't funny because he absolutely is 😂😂😂
@jemalrankin5494
@jemalrankin5494 19 дней назад
Annnd !! Funnier than Katt !!
@thelion7929
@thelion7929 19 дней назад
@@jemalrankin5494 I don't know about all that lol
@Itsyaboywan
@Itsyaboywan 5 месяцев назад
“It’s open” ‘I don’t give a fuck’ 🤣🤣🤣
@nicolewilliams9040
@nicolewilliams9040 6 месяцев назад
I am so glad I found Ali. I have been watching his videos over and over again. He is too funny & knows how to tell stories. My favorite comedian!
@beatrice81
@beatrice81 6 месяцев назад
0:35 watermelon 🍉 already opened 😂
@williegrant3054
@williegrant3054 6 месяцев назад
When you hang around Older People they CAN TEACH YOU some Business smarts to. I ❤ mean some Ali Comedy hoping I can make it back home for your June 15, 2024 show in Columbia, S.C.❤❤
@SugaBee
@SugaBee 6 месяцев назад
I was arrested🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Priceless😅
@constancechapman128
@constancechapman128 2 месяца назад
This gentleman is exactly that! I love how he doesn’t humiliate his audience and how respectful he is! I have listened/watched his videos over and over and I laugh as if it’s the first time. Mr. Siddiq, you are phenomenal!! I’ve NEVER heard anyone as engaging as you are!!! May God bless you in abundance! You are the best!!
@TheLovely990
@TheLovely990 6 месяцев назад
Hello Ali Siddiq. Older people be knowing.😂😂😂😂 "Hey man, that's yall's." We good ain't we"😅😅😅😅
@aliciagreen7035
@aliciagreen7035 6 месяцев назад
THE MASTERFUL STORYTELLER BLESSES US WITH ANOTHER ONE.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SammieSoSubmissive
@SammieSoSubmissive 6 месяцев назад
When I used to be a cashier at Keyfood, the old West Indian women used to bully me to crack coconut for them before they bought it😂😂😂
@tam9312_
@tam9312_ 6 месяцев назад
Depending on the day, one of them ladies was probably my mother 😂
@jaggerxl
@jaggerxl 6 месяцев назад
​@@tam9312_😮🤣
@SammieSoSubmissive
@SammieSoSubmissive 6 месяцев назад
@@tam9312_ 🤣🤣🤣👏🏿
@byronp8158
@byronp8158 6 месяцев назад
That's that Piggly Wiggly stuff! 😂
@KWTX22
@KWTX22 6 месяцев назад
But it's open....I don't give a fuck 😂😂😂
@KIPSMITHERZ415
@KIPSMITHERZ415 6 месяцев назад
Ali is now my top 5 comedians of all time
@curiouslymavismade
@curiouslymavismade 6 месяцев назад
My momma old school, she taught us about thumping the melons to see if their too ripe.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@eristotle2380
@eristotle2380 6 месяцев назад
i do it ALL the time. especially fruit testing AND returning, receipt or not. we all have a right to good produce, in my book...
@robsoultrain1061
@robsoultrain1061 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 I would of went back in to see happened myself 😂😂
@irockdirtyshoes
@irockdirtyshoes 6 месяцев назад
I seen a old Chinese lady handshake some grapes one day, never ate a few grapes ever again
@Aquabo7765
@Aquabo7765 6 месяцев назад
I’ve seen ppl do this is Walmart a lot and they would leave crumbs & wanna return 😮😂
@6ftS
@6ftS 6 месяцев назад
the dude is ruining other comedians... since Ali, no one else is funny to me no more...
@AllUserNamesAreUsed
@AllUserNamesAreUsed 6 месяцев назад
Same 😂
@RJAYTOOTRIM
@RJAYTOOTRIM 6 месяцев назад
literally
@Urthking99
@Urthking99 6 месяцев назад
Seriously!! I keep going to his specials more than anyone else. He's the perfect blend of storytelling and comedy. It's impossible to look or turn away once he starts! My absolute favorite comedian!!
@chontalewhite6241
@chontalewhite6241 6 месяцев назад
I was wondering if I was the only one lol
@WINALLNITE
@WINALLNITE 6 месяцев назад
Killed the game. This one took me out
@hebrewhammer9068
@hebrewhammer9068 6 месяцев назад
Ali is absolutely killin it right now 👏 🔥
@SkateSka
@SkateSka 6 месяцев назад
Forgot to say "we good, ain't we?", manners are important 😂
@adayah30
@adayah30 5 месяцев назад
"We good, ain't we..."🤣
@miltonrogers1395
@miltonrogers1395 6 месяцев назад
I know that ain't lying 😂😂😂 ..... Makes me think about my great grandmother, used to damn near hate taking her grocery shopping. She would be in the store snapping fresh green beans 🫛 and shucking corn 🌽 trying to find the good ones. That's always been a running joke in my family with me and some of my cousins. Nah, bruh it's your turn to make that 3 hour grocery run 😂😂😂 the elders get real about them fruit and veggies 😁😂😁
@9etherempress843
@9etherempress843 6 месяцев назад
The way I love this man and his stories…mind blowing…I will see you in June Columbia SC
@brandonterry6194
@brandonterry6194 6 месяцев назад
GRATITUDE 💥🤩💥
@Aakashanite
@Aakashanite 6 месяцев назад
Man I remember telling everybody who would listen "yo u guys check out ali sadiq.. he underrated for some reason but I promise u ain't gonna wanna watch shit else"that was like 7/8 yrs ago... I'm so hype this man name is finally EVERYWHERE .. this is one of my favorite comedians and I can relate to almost all the stories from hustling to taking an L.. to losing my first love to them moving.. losing my younger sibling.. its crazy...I be hype anytime I get my lil notifications and hopefully I'll get to see him perform in nyc at some point.. love his comedic style and gift is story telling.
@Aakashanite
@Aakashanite 6 месяцев назад
But for shyts and giggles 🤔🤨im fitting to try this shit.. cause apparently I'm old enough since AARP and Medicare part every letter plans keep calling me... and who the hell is the ELDER SEEKERS that's SMUGGLING out OUR numbers to AARP😂😂😂THEY NEED TO BE ✋️ STOPPED
@Aakashanite
@Aakashanite 6 месяцев назад
But for shyts and giggles 🤔🤨im fitting to try this shit.. cause apparently I'm old enough since AARP and Medicare part every letter plans keep calling me... and who the hell is the ELDER SEEKERS that's SMUGGLING out OUR numbers to AARP😂😂😂THEY NEED TO BE ✋️ STOPPED.. cause I ain't sign a damn thing and they seem to have all 3 of my numbers... I'm in shambles😂😂😂
@princessgolden
@princessgolden 4 месяца назад
I had to pull over my car because I was crying laughing so hard😂😂😂
@user-vg4vl1oz9i
@user-vg4vl1oz9i 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 I was behind an old lady that had a zip lock baggie of dirt and some seeds that she was returning because they didn't grow. She got her dollar back for them lol
@depnewshound
@depnewshound Месяц назад
I worked in a grocery as a teen. I have witnessed someone returning a cut open watermelon w my own eyes. And yeah, they were old.
@t_aintbut1me416
@t_aintbut1me416 6 месяцев назад
I purchased a watermelon cut it and it was awful 🤢🤮 I usually just toss bad ones but this was the second one I had purchased from the same store. I put it in a bag and took it back and got my money back.😂😂😂😂 food too expensive 😂😂😂 ❤me some Ali. 2024 on my to-see list. Life stories filled with lessons for life mixed in humor and sometimes peppered with a few tears.
@BerniceButlerjrgirl
@BerniceButlerjrgirl 6 месяцев назад
I was arrested!!!😂😂😂😂
@lisabryant7198
@lisabryant7198 6 месяцев назад
Ali my brother much appreciated comedy ! I haven't laughed this hard since my Sister and my Nephew passed 😂Thank you brother continued success 🎉🎉🎉
@pinkkscorpio
@pinkkscorpio 6 месяцев назад
🙏🏽💔🙏🏽
@larav6505
@larav6505 6 месяцев назад
Ali.. u should see what people bring back at Costco 👀🤣🤣🤣
@nitasoneat85_79
@nitasoneat85_79 6 месяцев назад
I done watch domino effect over 10 times and still laugh tears when I watch it. Ali Saddiq is the GOAT period ❤❤❤❤❤
@6ftS
@6ftS 6 месяцев назад
aint that the truth...
@1CentaurLover
@1CentaurLover 6 месяцев назад
I love this man 😂😂😂
@livennlearn
@livennlearn 2 месяца назад
Bro Netflix special come onnnnnnn!
@isiahkelly
@isiahkelly 6 месяцев назад
Unc been the truth😂😂
@beatrice81
@beatrice81 6 месяцев назад
Imagine a sweet potato
@kimr.5149
@kimr.5149 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 real life!!!❤️
@beatrice81
@beatrice81 6 месяцев назад
😂 I forgot
@karlinwilliamson9329
@karlinwilliamson9329 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂, no words
@Legalblicksonly
@Legalblicksonly 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂 reminds me of a uncle I once had he was funny just like Ali act the same an all
@Caezarsworld
@Caezarsworld 3 месяца назад
Hell yea 😂 K. Rogers will take it back, in exchange if it taste bad or sum
@tradeforcharity
@tradeforcharity 5 месяцев назад
"...i was arrested" LMAO !!! wow
@meshackkekana2739
@meshackkekana2739 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂dead!!!
@georgeyeboah5295
@georgeyeboah5295 6 месяцев назад
He ain’t lying tho Older folks get away with a lot of shit real talk tho 😅😅😅😅
@Bigdaddy9507
@Bigdaddy9507 3 месяца назад
My friend just got a bad orange at Safeway and I sent him this lol
@nicolevahai5982
@nicolevahai5982 6 месяцев назад
You can return produce if it’s not edible- they will refund or replace they don’t wNt to seell shorty stuff it goes on the compost which you can sometimes get hbejondnthenstore
@RealUnreleasedMusicForLife
@RealUnreleasedMusicForLife 6 месяцев назад
😂
@Nannytay2
@Nannytay2 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@ATLDRUMACADEMY
@ATLDRUMACADEMY 6 месяцев назад
Lololo
@HaroldThompson247residuals
@HaroldThompson247residuals 6 месяцев назад
✅ OOPS... MY FAULT... ● THIS IS ALI....
@JJ0360
@JJ0360 6 месяцев назад
This Bul funny 215
@corywoods2727
@corywoods2727 6 месяцев назад
I'm not even sure what to say. He had me cryin laughin in the car n I was actually driving. After he got AI'd I'm ✅ DONE
@MrsNewland318
@MrsNewland318 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂🚫🍉🍑😉 #mygriot
@asifhussein2166
@asifhussein2166 Месяц назад
We good .. 😂
@dubtube2823
@dubtube2823 5 месяцев назад
😂😂
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