revenge of the hackers (bedwars 900 winstreak) 

Everyone: gg Techno: /hub

*sees Technoblade using a stone sword* Me: This is late game

Even the hackers can't kill him. Technoblade never dies. RIP The King.

“They grow up so fast” “See, they usually have one sentient teammate, you have to kill that one first” Techno is literally above the human race

if you cant count, just watch this series. You'll learn quickly.

Technoblade with bed: Full ace on 2 different teams Technoblade without bed: *10 iron golem strat intesifies*

“I just have to kill all of them simultaneously and punch sandstone... hold my beer”

i love how he can 1v4 with a wooden or stone sword and have like half of his health left.

Welcome back to another episode of "Counting with Technoblade"

*Fly hacker incoming* Technoblade: Oh no! anyhow

6:13- My 3 year old PS4 booting up at 12 am

Anyone else notice that Techno’s name was Ecuadorable

It's not that everyone is a noob, they just lose all hope when they see techno coming and give up

When you just playing bedwars and the chat says: "Technoblade has joined the match! (10/12)" *This will be the end of wakanda*

Me: *exists* Watchdog: you get banned Random: *CAN LITERALLY FLY* Watchdog: I see no problem

Pigs never fly, they soar. Rest In Peace technoblade, we’ll all miss you.

8:20 the dude: IS FLYING STRAIGHT TO THE BED hypixel: cross-teaming is not allowed, report cross-teamers

20:06 **BED DESTROYED** *ACTIVATE SUPER DEFENSIVE MODE*

I am very angry to me that why I didn't see his videos when he was alive... he was truly a legend. Rest in peace, Technoblade

One of the many things this legend will be remembered for. Live long and rest well king

6:11 technoblade turns into a motorcycle while playing bedwars (colorized) 1792

We love laughing at Technoblade destroying bedwars nerds knowing full well we would definitely be one of those nerds

Watching back at this video, I've realized that bedwars players have definitely have gotten better, in terms of knowing how to play the game, actually defending the bed etc.

Let the King rest Let the blade rest Let Alex rest RIP technoblade

Him: kills 4 people at once With a wood sword Me:Can’t beat one person even if I have a diamond sword and armor

imagine accidentally /hub(in) before the game ends

We will don't forget a GOAT of minecraft. he brought us so many good memories. techno never dies :((

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood, burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of bedwars and tainted beyond ascension. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plans seeking vengeance against the hackers who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Hypixel sentinels, and those who tasted the bite of his sword name him the Bedslayer. *Heavy metal plays*

Somehow Techno manages to find all of the thumbless players

At was at that moment, hypixel knew, they f*cked up

This is so peaceful to watch just techno taking out a hole team in bedwars by himself.

At 10 mill subs techno should reveal the “master plan”

Everybody gansta til technoblade come to your base with a wooden sword

you make bedwars look so easy! when i try to do what you do i fail at everything

2:25 “he didn’t fall off himself!” Technoblades mind: _thats ok sometimes people just need some motivation._

If technoblade played minecraft 1.19, he could definitely defeat the warden with no armor and his fists

Hacker: _flys to Techno's base and destroys his bed_ Techno: So you have chosen... death

When technoblade plays: *full of noobs* When i play: *full of technoblades* Note: *THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DONT START A WAR*

Rest in peace techno. Your videos got me through some tough time and I'll always try to roll with the punches the way you did. You were and are such an inspiration to so many. Thanks for everything

6:35 techno’s evil laugh

*techoblade gets ganged up on by three greens* Technoblade: wheeeeeee

imagine paying for a hacked client, going into bedwars, fly hacking real casually and still losing lmao

Techno laughing softly intoto his mic after murdering everyone gives me the will to live

Hearing the latest news is sad but at least he's still happy.

Techno: about to die Also techno: *motorbike noises*

Technoblade hasn't showered in 2 months.

He is the greatest. He will always be in our hearts. RIP

Rest in peace, technoblade.

i’m convinced that techno blades voice is so calm and clear that the auto generated captions NEVER get it wrong

I don't even have 500 wins altogether

Techno bullying orphans is the Pinnacle of all content

watching techno wipe out entire teams by himself over and over is all i want to do for the rest of my life

watching this makes me want to play bedwars, then i go and get destroyed

2:58 FATHER OF THE SQUID KID

Legends say in 2022 TECHNOBLADE RIP, REST GOOD YOU WILL STAY IN OUR HEARTS

imagine if techno typed /hub too early and lost the winstreak

Why does everybody you fight look like they’re playing with their feet?

3:55 that guy was just “ok I suicide”

16:39 “Freedom is an illusion”

Watching the old videos... pain

All I hear in all of these vids are “ayyy” and “800 something”

19:54 is What you came for

This popped in my recommendation, and techno at the same time has cancer. is making me cry.

him playing bedwars so aggressively is like playing hardcore, one loss and it all over

A new dream team The hackers strike back Return of the legends The ghost client Attack of the golems Revenge of the hackers The squad awakens The last win streak holder

I love how he uses the almost exact same system of events and actions to get his wins, and yet somehow nobody he plays against wises up to it

The sound of the clicking in the backround lmao

0:30 “I’ve assembled the dream team again”

Win streak of 2 would be enough for me lol

Technoblade: records 7 hours of footage Also technoblade: uses 22 minutes of that footage

The fact that this party would still stand a chance in modern bed wars without snipers is suprising

Technoblade was so good for his time, I wish I played back the.

10:00 I think he just Looney Tune'd off the cliff

This has been another episode of “beating children up for monetary gain”

Teachers when the bell rings and you start packing up 16:34

There’s not a single other RU-vidr that makes me want to keep playing Minecraft more than techno blade. He can make any game funny and fun to watch. R.I.P king

“You should try left clicking” “aww they grow up so fast”🐷

Technoblade: *hits someone once with a wooden sword* Player: *stays alive* Technoblade: Why are you not dead?!

what techoblade considers as an enemy :Fly Hackers

The only hackers I saw in this video were the ones flying from Technoblade’s knockback🤣

6:08 7 year old me pretending to be a race car

Freedom is an illusion Technoblade -2019

Been rewatching all his content, it's amazing how much more you see/notice the more you watch, he was so funny and epic at the game!

Rip techno. May you destroy orphans in the stars.

10:39 - how coronvirus look at us in quarantine

imagine having a 1000 winstreak and then technoblade and his team show up

Techno, the only guy who isnt suprised or excited when he straight up combos a guy with 3 and a half hearts

5:55 back when people’s reflexes were so slow u could get 3 hits on them before they hit 1 key to toggle their killaura

Techno can take an entire team on his own easily But the second he gets his bed destroyed he panics for no real reason He could still probably 1v4 them

Alternative title: Watch a guy look at himself for 24 minutes while counting from 800 to 900

It sure is satisfying to see these hackers’ accounts taken out

"I have a short attention span, but I can still keep track of you" -Technoblade 2017

I can't believe I still remember being in Technoblade's 838th game. My friend was the last one alive and I saw the tnt leap and was amazed. Used that technique from that day forward.

If techno gets a knockback stick, everyone is going into the stratosphere

There is something so chill about seeing technoblade destroying kids in bedwars

How good techno was back then is now the bare minimum you need to get even close to winning.

"One cannot simply beat Technoblade," Brock Obama -2027

when his bed got destroyed bu the hacker, protocol 98 came into action for 30 mins

Even though techno has cancer you have to temember technoblade never diessss

You know you are dead when Technoblade has a iron sword