Revengeance Status 4 

I finally gave you all sauce since a good lad made a valid point, I should credit the artist, Its in the description, enjoy you horny bastards

that ending genuinely scared me, I though my laptop was having issues again.

ok the switch in this one is really good.

Finally someone uses the Kazoo version they're amazing stuff

the guard next to Samuel when he saw his captain disintegrate before his eyes: :ᗡ

"and then I cut their hand of in a blink of an eye with these bad boy"

Memories brokenThe truth goes unspokenIve even forgotten my nameI dont know the seasonOr what is the reasonIm standing here holding my bladeA desolate placeWithout any traceIts only the cold wind I feelIts me that I spiteAs I stand up and fightThe only thing I know for realThere will be blood-shedThe man in the mirror nods his headThe only one leftWill ride upon the dragons backBecause the mountains dont give back what they takeOh noThere will be blood-shedIts the only thing Ive ever knownMemories brokenThe truth goes unspokenIve even forgotten my nameI dont know the seasonOr what is the reasonIm standing here holding my bladeA desolate placeWithout any traceIts only the cold wind I feelIts me that I spiteAs I stand up and fightThe only thing I know for realThere will be blood-shedThe man in the mirror nods his headThe only one leftWill ride upon the dragons backBecause the mountains dont give back what they takeOh noThere will be blood-shedIts the only thing Ive ever knownMemories brokenThe truth goes unspokenIve even forgotten my nameI dont know the seasonOr what is the reasonIm standing here holding my bladeA desolate placeWithout any traceIts only the cold wind I feelIts me that I spiteAs I stand up and fightThe only thing I know for realThere will be blood-shedThe man in the mirror nods his headThe only one leftWill ride upon the dragons backBecause the mountains dont give back what they takeOh noThere will be blood-shedIts the only thing Ive ever knownLosing my identityWondering have I gone insaneTo find the truth in front of meI must climb this mountain rangeLooking downward from this deadly heightAnd never realizing why I fight 30

This makes me imagine a D&D party with a slime girl fighter, a female human wizard, and then literally just Sam from Metal Gear Rising. Like with the future tech armor and cool katana and everything.

Fun fact: That animation is the least of lewd animations the artist makes.

It feels like Sam didn’t mean to intervene on this one lmao

What really makes this variation stand out is how it exceeds expectations. You know the switch-in is coming, but it goes in an anti-climactic way that works in its benefit. Peak comedy right here.

ok this was out of context

did you know: if you look, google, or anything hard enough(or easy enough), you can find the sauce u kno what they say "work for the sauce" -said noone ever

For anyone asking for the sauce, IT'S LITERALLY IN THE FUCKING CORNER OF THE VIDEO

For those who want to know the sauce its Jetstream Sam from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. You're welcome.

"Show me a good time, Jack!" *"Oh sure I can"*

YES! FINALLY! Someone made a revengance status with a unique transition!

Thank you Jetstram Sam.

I’m proud to say that I saw the video _long_ before people started making memes like this.

This bait and switch is actually good

Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season Or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade A desolate place Without any trace It’s only the cold wind I feel It’s me that I spite As I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood- -shed The man in the mirror nods his head The only one Left Will ride upon the dragon’s back Because the mountains don’t give back what they take Oh, no, there will be blood- -shed It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my identity Wondering, have I gone insane? To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I fight

Oh fuck I recognize the artist in the first half

Damn that was smooth

Perfect combo it leaves you with your jaw wide open ready for the attack

I want the sauce for the kazoo bloodshed

Dude the kazoo cover is gold

Anyone else think it’s hilarious how Sam flings that guy into the air with his sword

The Kazoo version lol, the guy in the right has amazing face too I just love getting Jetstream'd xD

Samuel's face, i can't

this is actually epic, not going to lie

My god the guy standing next to sam His Fucking *face* Dude, I can't, it makes me laugh everytime.

the cop's face is priceless

This is way better than blood shed and i died when i saw the reaction of the cop, and the kazoo in the background made it slightly better

the funniest part about these is the twist at the end

I'm Sorry sam... I watch the whole video before you could save me :(

Look at the face of the cop

I like this, I like... really like this.

I’ve seen the actual one, but this is a good one

standing here i realise you were just like me trying to make history but who’s to judge the right from wrong and when our guard is down ill think we both agree that violence breeds violence and in the end it has to be this way

i came looking for copper(sauce) but i found gold(kazzo jetstream sam)

"whoops" There are no accidents

"Whoops.. looks like I yeeted your pal to mars"

Thanks for the sauce

The police in the ending.

I love the kazoos

I like how the other cop goes like D:

i think this new jetstreamsamrol is better

I love the face of the cop

Yeah i can put them away! *proceeds to not put them away and instead make them more noticable*

Tailblazer? *You made a mistake boii*

Not what I expected

*"yea i already watched this one bruv maybe next time"*

holy shit sams sword flew away too far away. and he catched the sword with such a strength during raiden battle?

My jaw dropped

Took me a while to realise 💀

Bazoongas Both meanings apply

Nice song :D

I love the kazoo

Like. A. Champ.

I gotta learn how to impress girls like Sam impresses that police officer next to him.

I did not see that coming

thanks you save me

christ i didn't expect her to do that tbh-

Ok i laughed ngl

funnily enough the kazoo version fits sam's personality

Oh my gooooooooooooooood ness

Finally someone who criticizes the needs of tags.

kazoo very funnie

the funny part is that the first video clip was actually on youtube. no sauce for you guys today..

The Only Thing I Know For Real with a kazoo is atually pretty good lmao

He be flying lol hahahha

Slimecicle reference i like it

Thank you

how you gonna send somebody like 50 feet into the air and say “whoops” like was just some slight mishap

Amazing.

That kazoo cover is ages old you fiends.

I actually had no idea what would've happened anyways

@ProRookie101 U gave the wrong sauce the true sauce is: METAL GEAR RISING THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED KAZOO VER.

Lol I've already seen the OG clip

damn slimecicle is a woman now

Interesting 🧐

woops

THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED

Well look at that. Seems like these videos seem to be gravitating towards inflation fetish videos.

The one time I know the sauce, it's on a video that provides it. Why can't I have useful knowledge of the internet highway.

music source is TheRealHonkmaster if anyone wants

Whats the original video for the second one. The music was fire i want it.

I clicked to see metal gear, We are not the same

Thanks bro you saved us from cringe

Oh yeahhhhhh

Jokes on you I already what state

I need that version of the song

Ayo, someone check the officer on Sam's side, his jaw looks like it's detached.

Gum gum looking as💀

Sauce is "Nyuru Hourglass Expansion" by Tail Blazer. It's on RU-vid, and do expect some big badonkers by the animator/artist.

I fucking knew she was going to do that.

That fair you made the same video as I did 1 week before you did get 200k then I get 70 or 40 views how fun

RU-vidr:tail blaser

Hold on whaaaat did I witness

Trailblazer be like