Kosuke's Lines 布団が吹っ飛んだ (futon ga futtonda?, The futon was blown off) ミカンがみっかんない (mikan ga mikkannai?, I can't find the orange) お金はおっかねい (okane wa okkanei?, Money is scary) 雨ってあめえ (ame tte amee?, Rain is sweet) ラクダは楽だ (rakuda wa rakuda?, Camels feel easy) 梅ってうめい (ume tte umei?, Plums are delicious) 紅茶を凍っちゃう (koucha wo koucchau?, To freeze tea) カエルが振り返る (kaeru ga furikaeru?, The frog turns over) カレーが辛れい (karee ga karei?, Curry is spicy) 思いのほか重い (omoi no hoka omoi?, It's heavy beyond expectation) 遅れず来ておくれ (okurezu kite okure?, Come in time) トイレに行っといれ (toire ni ittoire?, Go to the toilet) 相手に逢いて (aite ni aite?, Wanna see a friend) イクラはいくら? (ikura wa ikura??, How much is the salted salmon roe?) 草がクサイ (kusa ga kusai?, Grass smells bad) 廊下で語ろうか? (rouka de katarouka??, Shall we discuss in the hall?) プリンがたっぷりん (purin ga tappurin?, The pudding is enough) チャイナに行っちゃいな (chaina ni icchaina?, Go to China) スイカは安いか? (suika wa yasuika??, Is watermelon cheap?) イカが怒った (ika ga ikatta?, The squid got angry) タイに行きたい! (tai ni ikitai!?, Wanna go to Thailand!) トナカイは大人かい? (tonakai wa otona kai??, Are the reindeer adults?) サルが去る? (saru ga saru??, Will the monkey leave?) サイを見なさい! (sai wo minasai!?, Look at the rhino!) 鯛が食べたい! (tai ga tabetai!?, Wanna eat a sea bream!) 太陽が見たいよう (taiyou ga mitaiyou?, I want to see the sun) メガネには目がねい (megane niwa me ga nei?, Eyeglasses don't have eyes) 鶏肉が取りにくい (toriniku ga torinikui?, The chicken is hard to reach) 魚かな?まさかな! (sakana kana? masaka na!?, Is it a fish? No way!) Kasuke's Lines はい。はい。 (Hai. Hai.?, Yeah. Yeah.) どないやねん! (Donaiyanen!?, What the heck's with you?!)
I’m surprised this video hasn’t gotten as many comments as other manzai bird videos. Like I don’t think any others get this far. The voices sound so high by the 80s 100 and after sounds insane