Got my hand caught in my blender last month. To console the lost of it, my friends bought me Ride to Hell. After playing an hour I stuck my other hand in the blender to ease the pain.
It's a thing that criminal biker gangs put on their jackets, after someone said that 99% of all motor bike riders were law abiding citizens, outlaw gangs wore it as a way of saying they were criminals or just though
Wait, is Joe serious about the sex-scenes? They just happened instantly after you save a girl from sexual harrasment? Like LITERALLY Instantly? Even the Brony fan-fiction isn't that creepy
CHRISPLAYER 95 It was her husband and they were just arguing. And they did it with his dead body in there. Anyone would be freaking the fuck out, not getting their bag wet.
@Kumie They explained it: You were lucky that the bullet missed a good portion of your brain. Your backstory also comes not much later and more so in a later DLC. Bad comparison
Ezio Auditore You have completed the mission You are the very definition of what's right and justice I would express my sincere thanks to you Take good rest! -General Kawasaki
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-1^10^100 Can't write it out longhand, because a piece of paper long enough to write it couldn't be stuffed into the known universe. Is that low enough?
Yeah. I got that. I just dont feel comfortable watching it. Over reactions and ultra bad sound quality. Even though I liked how he trashed that trash game.
"You won't be so much racing as you will be sliding around the track as if every vehicle in the game feels like it's on a God damn skating rink!" After all these years that part never gets old
One thing occurred to me. Maybe rather than saving her from the rapists, you kill them to take their place. It would make sense. A - You area coldblooded criminal. B - It is the same room. C - They NEVER look happy about it.
QuickScopersUnknown With a few exceptions. She was genuinely requesting sex. However, the others went straight into a pained grimace from being fucked without anything inbetween.
Fly off to the right and explode Fly off to the right and explode Fly off to the right and explode FLY OFF TO THE FUCKING RIGHT AND FUCKING 💣 EXPLODE 💣!!!
Wait, wait, you're doing it all wrong! *throws down notepad* Don't you know that this thing still has power? You have to take a copy of Rambo the video game, cut it up, sprinkle them both with Sonic Free Riders' charred remains, and then perform a level 22 unholy banishment. THEN you do the aforementioned process, now that it's animus is broken and it cannot hurt you.
Godzilla is approaching the generator which is losing power because the sample has been obtained by a man not a god who flys off to the right and explodes after playing a zombie game. _( Come on Comrades )_
No microtransaction No battlepass No 500 dlc scam No DRM Not always online No weird political pandering Just a single player game you buy once and play Idk joe seems better than anything ubisoft put out in the last decade.
Brilliant! The game is called 'A Ride to Hell', AND the experience of playing the game likely felt like....a ride to hell. You sir are a master of the English language.
Hahahahah same. It feels like yesterday (2014) when I watched this classic legendary gem. It is literally the most hilarious review of the most horrible game that I've ever saw in my entire life 😂😂😂
Someone needs to make a comedy skit out of the electric fence gameplay. Jake: Shit. There's an electric fence. Dunno what to do about that. Friend: I'll bring my ladder and wire cutters. Jake: Wait... I got a better idea. Later Friend: What. The. Fuck. Did. You. Do?! Jake: I took care of the fence. Behind him the entire town burns to the ground, full of piles of dead bodies, with a mushroom cloud rising in the distance.
Many AAA games are just as dumb. The earth is about to be taken over by aliens and YOU are the only one that can save it. You get a pistol. Meanwhile, idiot recruits have machine guns. Still, having God status,dragon slayer and yet kicking a chicken get you killed in Skyrim still beats em all.
GTA V was absolute garbage compared to this game. Ride To Hell is a masterpiece. It's the best game of all time! The only game that might be better is Call Of Duty Ghosts.
Zer0Hour17 Really? all they did was reuse the map from the 3rd game and give you super powers, I'm not saying the game was bad, I'm just saying the 3rd was better. And don't you think aliens and hell is a bad idea for a game about a street gang? because I think it is.
I love how he exploded over the portrayal of women in this game, like how they have sex with you moments after almost being sexually assaulted: "That is *disgusting, awkward, tone-deaf, shameful, wrong, juvenile, dirty, creepy, insulting, and it's JUST PLAIN FUCKING STUPID!!!"* Oh, and for the record, TV Tropes regards that line as a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
Why does copyright have to show up several years later and ruin a great video by making parts of it just completely silent? It’s had audio for years just leave it alone.
"YOUR PAIN DUCKS GRASS?" *"NO I SAID 'THIS GAME SUCKS ASS!' "* "PISS MAIM TRUCKS MASS? JAKE, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SAYING?!" *"YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST FORGET IT!"*
"One man's trash, is another man's treasure". Now I'm not sure Joe treated the game like treasure, but it sure as hell gave of us a treasure of a video review.
I heard the developers are working on a new masterpiece : "Ride to hell :Mindjacking Free Riders". They promise to deliver a painful and slow loss of braincells leading to a gruesome death, Joe's gonna LOVE IT!
i'd love it if a game made out of a mix of all the terrible games he hates was made JUST so he can play it and the anger from playing the game make him EXPLODE! (not literally..XD)
Jesus Christ, why does this game exist? The acting makes The Room look like To Kill A Mockingbird, the graphics are outdated and ugly, the music is obnoxious, the characters are so bland and forgettable and the gameplay is just plain broken!
Hey Joe you might not see this comment but I just wanted to say that I’ve been having a rough couple months with some adjustment issues and moving on in my professional growth (a global pandemic also didn’t help with this). But coming back to this video and watch you rage at shitty games puts a big smile on my face and I just wanted to say thank you and keep up the good work.
Hey thanks for those replies! When I wrote this, I had been struggling to find an internship I was confident enough with doing (I'm getting my master's in mental health counseling) to a point where my dad showed some concern and kind of broke me out of my shell with some stern but loving criticism about my strengths and weaknesses. Thanks to a lot of support from my loved ones, I was able to combat my fears and now I'm in the process of getting internship hours at a substance abuse treatment facility (where I even run group sessions and stuff!) If I had told the person who wrote this comment at the time I'd be doing this, he'd probably tell current me I was nuts lol. TL/DR: I'm doing much better now!
@@MonstrosityJ So great to hear bro. Keep on the grind. I’m so in your shoes right now. It’s even harder that I’m going to film school but am still debating on whether or not my interests will work out for me in the future. I think your comment is a good outlook for me to not give up my hopes of success.
@@RyderTheGayRaptorUwU the only thing I can think of to use this game for is to wipe your ass with it! Might as well save that toilet paper, it's worth a whole lot more. (That joke aged well, yea?)
This is without a doubt Joe’s funniest review, I still come back to it once in a while when I’ve had a shit day. Only regrettable thing is they never released a sequel because my GOD I think Joe would go fucking ballistic lmao
You know how the'll always give you an achievement for finishing a good game (skyrim,witcher,metro) that you can't feel any special about, but people who have an achievement for finishing Ride to Hell achievemnt should get fucking medals or free treatment.
Th3EliteG4mer this shit is even worse then tt go and superman 66 combined i would have quitted this game within 10 min it needs samurai-lvl between godly disipline to survive this bullshit for 21 hours poor joe he threw 21 hours (almost a whole day) away..........
+samuel david any kind of torture; regardless whether in hell or on earth, cannot surpass the amount of pain people face when playing this game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+samuel david any kind of torture; regardless whether in hell or on earth, cannot surpass the amount of pain people face when playing this game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+boo boo booey The thing is, The Room is really funny in spots (laughing AT it). I think that the saddest thing is that some CEO or high-up corporate employee has made lots of money just because of the fact that the game's shittyness has become a selling point. Also the Room is only 2 hours long.
